Chapter 002: Brother and Brother (I)
Poor Guan Xiao, he didn't dare to move, he just sat on the bunk in a daze, Guan Xiao now hates sensitive ears, if he can't hear it, he will feel much better.
Grunk-squeak-
It should be that the toilet door was opened.
Wow -
There was a sound of draining.
That disgusting man turned out to be ...... Started peeing without closing the toilet door?!
Grunk-squeak-
The toilet door was closed again.
After two or three breaths, the figure jumped back and stood under Guan Xiao's nose.
Guan Xiao was covered in white sweat, and a gust of wind passed through the sweater from the bottom up, what is this person going to do?
The figure paused slightly, and it seemed that he didn't see two people sitting in the lower bunk at all, opened the incubator on the table, and took out a can of Coke from it, and his fingernails scratched the top of the can of Coke, and the entire aluminum lid was lifted. Chirp, chirp, whoop...... A can of Coke with ice slag is poured into the mouth.
Guan Xiao was just like the conductor just now, he was stupid, this was completely inconsistent with the human body structure, and the whole Coke was poured down his throat, and he didn't drink a sip at all! Is this a person?
The figure thumped again, and jumped onto the top bunk at once, knocking the roof of the carriage with a bang. Hearing Guan Xiao's scalp explode, who the hell is this?!
Guan Xiao pinched his thigh hard, it hurt, it really hurts, it's not a dream.
When Guan Xiao was suspicious, there was a sudden knock on the upper bunk, it turned out that there was a big tall man living in the other upper bunk, and when he sat up, he hit the ceiling, and the big man also jumped to the floor, raised his two hands slightly, and quietly jumped to the other end of the carriage.
Then, he didn't close the toilet door and peed, and when he came back, he drank a can of cold Coke and then jumped back to the bunk and fell asleep. At this time, Guan Xiao discovered something even stranger, the two people in the upper bunk did not have the sound of breathing-Guan Xiao's ears were excellent, and he could even hear the sound of breathing from several bunks away.
When Guan Xiao was 9 years old, he dared to go to the mass grave in the suburbs of Changping, Beijing, and he was never afraid, but this time, it really scared the little boy's heart suddenly.
The master didn't speak, but just took off his $170,000 dry tobacco pouch from his wrist, buried some tobacco leaves, took out a pack of 12 yuan of extra-long windproof and waterproof matches, thought about it, stuffed the match back, and just took two dry puffs of empty cigarette pouches. Smoking is not allowed on the train, except for Ding Yi's little stealing habit, he is perfect in other aspects to be a good citizen.
However, Guan Xiao knows that although this $170,000 dry tobacco pouch does not bury tobacco leaves or light fire, it can really smoke very mellow dry tobacco.
This cigarette pouch was given to the master by an old cellmate of the master in the northwest, and when the cigarette pouch was delivered, the former **** counter-revolution had regained power. In order to repay the master for saving his life in prison, knowing that the master likes this mouthful, there happened to be a batch of old things that had no owner during the **** period, and there was this inconspicuous-looking dry tobacco pouch in it.
Of course, when the old inmates learned the true value of the cigarette pouch, they regretted it, and tried to go back for the country again and again - it's just that anyone heard that something had gone into the hands of thieves and could they still ask for it?
Ding Yi took a few puffs of cigarettes, perhaps remembering the past, a little tiredness hit, and the old man swayed slightly with the train and fell asleep.
Guan Xiao couldn't sleep, his mind was now full of unhealthy feudal superstitions. How did those two people just move like zombies on TV? Also, why didn't anyone else scream in this sleeper car? Did the conductor sleep so dead? Never...... The more Guan Xiao thought about it, the more scared he became...... It can't be all dead people and zombies, right?
The little boy could feel every hair on his body stand up, rubbing against his clothes. What's more troublesome is that maybe it's nervousness, maybe it's drinking too much water, in short, no matter what the reason, Guan Xiao's lower body actually has a burst of urine.
Thinking of the symbol that the master had just drawn on the wall, and the actions of the two big men just now, the little boy could only be angry and dantian, clamping his legs tightly, hoping to use the internal force of authentic martial arts to turn urine into wisps of green smoke - at least this is how it is played on TV, but the iron facts prove that it is all nonsense on TV, not to mention, Guan Xiao has learned everything but has not learned any authentic internal force.
In the end, after holding back for an hour, Guan Xiao finally couldn't bear this huge pressure from the inside out, gritted his heart with his teeth, held his stomach with one hand and the sleeper board with the other, and staggered to the toilet.
When he arrived at the toilet, Guan Xiao wanted to close the door with his backhand, but found that the steel lock cylinder had been unscrewed. However, I couldn't take care of it anymore, so I quickly unbuttoned my pants and put one hand on the wall in front of the toilet...... Guan Xiaochang was so old that he realized that peeing turned out to be the happiest thing in the world.
Listening to Huahua's voice, Guan Xiao happily longed to sing a song:
ゆきどけ,せせらぎ,まるきばし
からまつのめがふくきたぐにの
ああ,きたぐにのはる
At this time, in this situation, and in this scene, Guan Xiao has to admire the Japanese song "Spring in the North" that is really well written and too vivid: the residual snow melts, the stream is murmuring, the "single-plank bridge" and "self-horizontal", and the larch on the first buds...... The author of this lyric must be a real man. The little boy hummed happily, and the walls around the toilet were perfectly soundproofed and pitched, and the sound of the murmuring water was like the penetrating sound of the late Pavallo.
It's over, Guan Xiao just cleaned up, just turned around and was about to go out, and the result was ......
The door suddenly opened silently, and then, the other two "single-plank bridges" came in from outside the door at a certain angle, Guan Xiao was just about to scold, but he looked up sharply, only to find that the owners of these two single-plank bridges were actually the two big tall ones on his upper bunk!
The eyes of these two people were tightly closed, their hands were slightly raised, and at the same time they squeezed in from the toilet door, forcing Guan Xiao into the toilet, the little boy was so frightened that his eyes were bigger than a light bulb, covering his mouth with one hand and holding his pants in the other, his face was whiter than the mirror, and he was clinging to the wall, not daring to move.
The two big and tall ones didn't pay attention to Guan Xiao at all, one left and one right stood up, the residual snow melted, the stream was murmuring, and the single-plank bridge was "self-horizontal".