Chapter 4: The Truth of the Immortals (I)
What is the star effect? Today, Yin Xiaoran has experienced it personally, in just ten minutes, the already not wide corridor is actually crowded with people, looking at the costume, there are not only guests, but also hotel staff, etc., those few people with SLR cameras flashing flashes wildly shouldn't it be those legendary ubiquitous paparazzi, right?
Suddenly, Yin Xiaoran's mind suddenly came to mind the sentence of Song Dandan describing his signing meeting in the sketch of the Spring Festival Gala of a certain year--- It was a sea of people, and the colorful flags were displayed!"
Girl, is she going to be squeezed to death here today? Heaven, earth, where will the gods come to save her!
By the way, fairy! She hurriedly turned around and shouted to Yifan, who was leaning against the door as if watching a play, "Come and save me!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd boiled again, and a popular female star opened a room with a handsome guy? How exciting is this, how worthy of the headlines, what entertainment news!
The light of the camera kept flashing, and some good people took out their mobile phones to break the news with those magazines and newspapers, and some good people directly pointed the cameras of their mobile phones at the two of them, and they probably wanted to show off on Weibo immediately.
It's too late, it's fast, and when no one even notices, Yifan moved.
I don't know what kind of body style it is, but I skillfully squeezed into the crowd and came to Yin Xiaoran's side, wrapped her shoulders, and took a few seemingly random steps, but easily broke through the encirclement of everyone and came directly to the door of the safe passage.
Taking advantage of the fact that everyone didn't come back to their senses, Yifan turned around and said to everyone with a smile: "Everyone, I'm sorry, Miss Fan still has to go to the set, go first, goodbye." ”
Then, he quickly pulled up Yin Xiaoran, who was still stunned, and walked into the safe passage.
The room opened by the two was on the twelfth floor of the hotel, Yin Xiaoran didn't know how Yifan walked at all, just like Duan Yu's "Ling Bo Weibu" in Jin Yong's novel, the two of them had already appeared at the door of the hotel in less than a minute.
"Oh my God, you're so amazing!" Yin Xiaoran almost threw herself to worship Yifan, this hand is so handsome!
Yifan put her head in his arms and whispered: "It's not over yet, if you don't want to be watched anymore, lower your head and follow me." ”
Yin Xiaoran was already frightened just now, and she also knew that it was purely seeking abuse when she went out with Fan Bing's appearance now, so she hurriedly buried her head in Yifan's arms, eager to turn into air to reduce her sense of existence.
Nima, it turns out that being a star is such a painful thing to be noticed, she no longer envies those stars, let's be her ordinary person with peace of mind! Yin Xiaoran made up her mind in her heart.
The two of them had only walked a few steps, and a few people who were surrounding her upstairs had already taken the elevator to the hotel lobby, and when they saw the figures of the two people outside the door, someone immediately shouted: "It's Fan Bing!
Hurry up your sister! Are you in a hurry to reincarnate? After hearing that shout, Yin Xiaoran complained in her heart depressedly.
Yifan quickly took her to a taxi parked at the door, opened the door and stuffed her in, then sat in by himself, and quickly said to the dead machine: "Master, please drive immediately." ”
No one expected that this driver turned out to be a die-hard fan of Fan Bing, as soon as he saw that the person who got into the car was Fan Bing from the rearview mirror, he was so excited, he was like playing chicken blood, and when he stepped on the accelerator, it was obviously just an ordinary Santana, and he actually flew out of the speed of a Ferrari sports car.
"Miss Fan, I'm a big fan of yours, are you hiding from those paparazzi? Don't worry, I guarantee with my fifteen years of experience in driving cars, unless Schumacher drives himself, no one will want to catch up today!"
Hearing the driver's words, Yin Xiaoran had no choice but to smile bitterly and nod her thanks, the depression and entanglement in her heart flowed into a river, pit your father, fortunately she was bold and did not get motion sickness, otherwise she would have died of motion sickness if she was not squeezed to death.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but glared at Yi Fan angrily, what kind of god of wealth is this?
Yifan looked at her gritted teeth like a tigress with a funny look, but his mind went back to two days ago......
Heavenly Court, Marriage Administration, Director's Office.
"Don't say it, this forked fart system in the mortal world is really good, with it, I will save a lot of trouble. After entering the information in the marriage book into the computer, Yue Lao said with a smile to Yifan, who was sitting opposite him.
Yifan's brows twitched, and he said, "That's called the XP system, not a forked fart." ”
Yue Lao waved his hand impatiently, blew his white beard, and glanced at him obliquely, "I know that you have been on a business trip to the Western God Realm, so you can say a few words of bird language, don't be embarrassed in front of me, I will be happy to call a fork fart, you care about me?"
What else can Yi Fan do with Yue Lao, who is still a scoundrel who is going back more and more, so he can only nod helplessly, and suddenly thought that he was here for business, he immediately restrained his expression and said solemnly: "Yue Lao, I came to you today for what I said at the meeting a few days ago. ”
A few days ago, Heavenly Court held a centennial "Heavenly Court Centennial Development and Underground Government Centennial Work Summary and Enlargement Conference", referred to as "Heaven and Earth Meeting", the meeting was presided over by the Jade Emperor, and all the gods of Heaven and Earth attended to summarize and review the work and development of Heavenly Court and Difu in the past hundred years.
As a result, when I checked the annual assessment report of the heavenly personnel, I found that the God of Wealth, that is, Yi Fan, actually had a period of unfinished frontier in the mortal world, and the dust was not broken, how could he become an immortal?
So the Jade Emperor had a batch of very humane jade pens, and asked Yifan to go down to the mortal edge to break the dust, and then return to heaven when the dust was over, but this so-called front edge didn't even know Yifan himself, so he had to come to the old Yue who was in charge of the marriage for help.
Yue Lao's wise eyes narrowed slightly, blocking the fleeting light, brushed his beard, and said seriously: "God of Wealth, you and I are both in the immortal class, and we should know that the heavenly opportunity cannot be leaked." ”
"I know that my move is difficult for some strong people, but I don't even know what the front edge is, how to get there but this front edge? Yifan got up and bowed deeply to Yue Lao.
Yue Lao hurriedly stood up and helped him up, seemed to struggle for a moment, and then nodded: "Forget it, you and I have known each other for thousands of years, so let's make an exception." ”
"Thank you for the success of the old moon, in the future, wherever I am useful, it can be said that the little god will go all out. Yifan said gratefully.
"No, no, these things are waiting for you, but everything will return to heaven. Yue Lao waved his hand carelessly, and then moved the computer monitor on the table to Yifan, "I'll let you see your front edge." ”
Yue Lao skillfully entered a few codes, and then clicked enter, and the characters and pictures immediately appeared on the 25-inch high-definition LCD screen.