Looking at the malicious smile of the monkey department, the rest of his life only felt a chill in his back.

"You...... What do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do?" hehe...... "The monkey rubbed his little hands and smiled lewdly, as if he had found a way to regain his dignity.

Yu Sheng's eyes widened, and his face looked very frightened, but what the monkey didn't notice was the cunning that flashed in Yu Sheng's eyes.

Yu Sheng hurriedly took a step back, pointed at the little dot in front of him and shouted loudly, "You...... Don't come here, I'm going to call someone if you come again!"

Hearing this, the monkey's saliva was about to flow out, and he took a sip and said with a smile: "You scream! You scream! Even if you scream and break your throat, no one will come! ”

"You...... Have you forgotten my invincible fart in the morning?" After Yu Sheng finished speaking, he grinned, and without waiting for the monkey system to react, he rolled on the spot, quickly straightened his posture, and put his hands on the ground, his whole head was about to touch the ground.

Then he quickly straightened his legs and pouted his buttocks, like a gun carriage about to fire a cannonball.

His movements were slammed, and at this moment his little ass was facing the monkey system in mid-air, only to hear him shout: "No enemy-double-sound-cannon!"

And the monkey's face from the beginning of the dazed, to surprised, to frightened, suddenly as if he had experienced the whole life, there was no look just now, I saw him wave his hands frantically, shouting: "Don't, don't, don't, have something to say......"

"Poof" "Poof"

With two dull sounds like air leaks, the monkey's body was like a bird with broken wings, and it fell weakly.

Yu Sheng squinted, feeling that today's inventory was finally emptied, but fortunately he kept a hand, hehe.

He burped in satisfaction, and after a while, he slowly turned around.

When he saw the appearance of the monkey, Yu Sheng almost laughed when he held his stomach.

It turned out that after the monkey was planted from the sky, it actually hit the ground with its head, and the whole head was submerged in the soft soil on the ground.

The real version of the upside-down onion is vividly displayed in front of the rest of his life, and the two fluffy calves of the monkey system are still trembling.

After holding his stomach and laughing, he finally stepped forward, grabbed the two little hairy legs of the monkey system, and pulled them out of the ground.

He held the monkey system in his hand, but the monkey system did not react at all, and his eyes were closed, as if he had lost consciousness.

The rest of my life sighed in my heart, it's broken, it won't be so miserable, right?

Didn't he say he was some kind of system elf? Is it really that brittle?

The rest of his life was very anxious, but the corner of his eye was inadvertent, and he found that the monkey system in the palm of his hand was squinting his right eye, as if he was secretly looking at the rest of his life.

The corners of his mouth trembled slightly, as if he was telling the rest of his life that he was holding back so hard.

Yu Sheng pulled the corners of his mouth, and roared in his heart: "I'll go, I was almost deceived, who do you want him to be?

I was almost deceived by a monkey today, so how can he explain to the big men in the village like the general and the little earth dog in the future?"

Yu Sheng narrowed his eyes slightly, and his eyes glanced over the whole body of the monkey system intentionally or unintentionally, as if he was brewing something.

Suddenly, I heard him cry out loudly: "Monkey system, monkey system, you died so miserably! However, if you are a teacher for one day, you will be a father for life, and I will bury you, and I will never let you die in the wilderness." ”

The voice makes the hearer sad, and the expression makes the seeer cry.

is full of emotion, and his acting skills are outstanding, which is probably him, and in fact, he is thinking about it for the rest of his life.

Of course, acting has to play a full set, but you can't be sloppy.

I saw Yu Sheng crying with a handful of snot and tears, and he didn't know as if he really thought that some kind of tragedy had happened, and his hands didn't stop.

When he began to cry, he had already freed his other hand, and quickly reached into the soft ground and dug up.

After a while, as he cried and played, a hole the size of a normal wine glass came out.

In fact, when the rest of his life began to cry, the monkey system had already begun to be wrong, when did this little devil care so much about people?

At that moment, he opened his eyes slightly, but he happened to see that the rest of his life had been dug in a hole, and the monkey was so frightened that the two crowns on his head were like static electricity, straight and straight.

"Don't, don't, I'm fine!ah......"

Before he could finish speaking, his head was pressed hard a few times by Yu Sheng, and his whole body was just stuck at the entrance of the cave, and Yu Sheng quickly covered up the loose soil excavated next to him like a tree.

"Phew...... For the rest of my life, I have something to say...... If you have something to say,

Bah...... Phew, don't stuff it, it's all mud. ”

No matter how the little figure in his hand shouted, the rest of his life showed his perseverance this time, and worked wholeheartedly to bury the monkey system.

"Done, hehe!" Yu Sheng suddenly clapped his hands, looking at the monkey system that only showed one head this time, and smacked his lips in satisfaction.

The monkey department also looked like he was loveless, he looked at the rest of his life as evil as the demon king, and was about to speak, when suddenly a soft groan sounded in the minds of the two.

"Ding, the system releases the release task: the host needs to learn the first turn of the golden body within a month.

Mission Success: Reward the second turn of the golden body in advance.

Mission Failure: Accept the first-level Heavenly Thunder Punishment Ninety-nine Dao. ”

"Huh?" Yu Sheng stiffened his expression just now, as if his face was paralyzed, as if he was still recalling the information in his mind just now.

And the monkey department finally breathed a sigh of relief, but said sadly in his heart: "Brother Monkey, you finally came forward, if you don't come again, I will really be killed by His Royal Highness, woo woo woo ......"

......

And thousands of miles away, in the depths of the East China Sea, the isolated statue seemed to respond to something, lit up with a little golden light, and fell silent again.

......

"Did you hear that?" asked Yu Sheng with a pout.

But at this moment, the monkey system is like a worm, the whole body twists in a curve, and the rest of his life sees him so difficult, and he pouts helplessly.

Stretched out his hand and grabbed the feather on the crown of the monkey system, not to mention, it was quite firm, like pulling a radish, and the small body bones of the monkey system were cruelly dragged out of the ground.

"You...... I...... I hear you!" the monkey's face was full of helplessness and grief.

Yu Sheng asked with interest, "What is the Twelve Turns of the Golden Body?"

"A physical training method, similar to the seventy-two changes, one turn and one heavy heaven, cultivation to the twelfth turn, the physical body is comparable to the golden body of the Buddha. Monkey said reluctantly.

"Hiss"

With the sound of a sharp inhalation, Yu Sheng's eyes widened, to be honest, for some gods and ghosts, his impression was only limited to the Journey to the West that he had read at the village chief's house, and he only felt that the title of Buddha was involved, and it seemed that they were all great people.

What is moving mountains and reclaiming the sea, picking stars and fishing for the moon is just a trivial matter, so, the first time I heard this so-called twelve turns of the golden body, I only felt that it was over for the rest of my life, and I had to learn the first turn in a month?

Isn't that killing him?

Seeing his dejected appearance, the monkey department only felt extremely comfortable, hehe, small sample!

Immediately, as if thinking of something, Yu Sheng fiercely lowered his head and asked, "What is the punishment that the system said just now?"

"Eh, you want to know?" the monkey suddenly sank his face, his face solemn.

Seeing the appearance of the monkey system, Yu Sheng only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, he hesitated for a moment, and said tremblingly: "I want to!"

Hearing this answer, the monkey lowered his little face, and at an angle that was not easy to see for the rest of his life, a dangerous smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Ding, does the host accept the punishment of experiencing the first-level heavenly thunder?"

After hesitating for a moment again, Yu Sheng gritted his teeth and said, "Accept." ”

"Hey, as you wish. ”

"Boom"

At this moment, a dark cloud suddenly emerged from the void in the hollow of the tree, and the dark cloud was not large, about the size of a basin.

Yu Sheng raised his head blankly, only to see the dark clouds slowly drifting directly above his head, and with a crackling sound, he saw that many blue electric currents suddenly appeared in the dark dark clouds.

The electric currents began to slowly converge, eventually forming an egg-shaped ball of electricity.

"Holy"

Yu Sheng rarely burst into a foul mouth, then quickly got up, ran towards the outside of the tree hole, and said loudly: "Don't do it, I don't want to experience it!"

The monkey system floated in the air, shaking the dirt on his body just now, and said in his mouth: "Bah, you deserve it, you think the punishment is canceled if you want to?" ”

"Boom"

As soon as the words fell, he heard a small thunderclap, and the monkey looked impatiently, and he didn't want to tidy up the dirt on his body first, until he saw a figure with an inch-headed head standing upright and a charred figure lying on the ground, with black smoke coming out of his mouth.

Monkey slapped his thigh: "Sample, call you to be struck, pretending to be struck by lightning, haha!"

"You ......" Yu Sheng trembled and pointed to the monkey system, his eyes widened, and the sadness of the egg probably meant that he was like this now.

"Have you experienced it, are you cool?" the monkey bared his teeth and gloated with a grim face.

"Ahem...... cough cough" Yu Sheng spit out the last black smoke ring in his mouth, not to mention, he was cool and crooked by this thunderstorm, don't look at the outside is very miserable, and the eggs and chrysanthemums shrank, and the rest is fine.

After a long time of delay, Yu Sheng finally got up with great difficulty, came to the small river next to the tree hole, looked at himself like an African refugee, and immediately shouted frantically: "God-damn monkey system." ”

This time the monkey department was obedient, he floated up, floating at a height that he couldn't reach for the rest of his life, cross-legged, and the old god with a face outside.

"You come down for me!" Yu angrily jumped to his feet and pointed at the monkey system.

"If you tell me to come down, you will come down?" ......the monkey pouted, a look of disdain.

"Also, do you think that the heavenly thunder just now is a complete heavenly thunder? That's only half the level of a normal heavenly thunder, think about it, it's only half of the degree that you feel crooked, so what about a complete heavenly thunder? Hmph. What's more, there will be a full ninety-nine heavenly thunders at that time!"

"This ......" Yu Sheng didn't expect that there would be such a show, looking at his miserable appearance, it turned out to be only half of the power of the heavenly thunder? Yu Sheng didn't dare to think about it, for some reason, he suddenly felt silent for his balls and chrysanthemums.

Looking at his appearance, the monkey department feels that the revenge of being bombarded by farts for a day has finally been avenged.

Then he said again: "But don't be afraid, as long as you transfer the Golden Body to the First Society this month, then the so-called first-level heavenly thunder will be sprinkled with water for you!"

"Really?" Yu Sheng's eyes lit up and he asked quickly.

It seems that he has finally found the existence of the so-called system elf, the monkey has environmental protection with both hands, and with a profound look on his face, he said lightly: "That's right, you also know that there are seventy-two changes, and each change will have a corresponding Dao method or combat skill."

In fact, the twelve turns of the golden body are your first twelve changes of body forging exercises, of course, it is also a combat skill, and there will be some powerful moves in it. ”

Speaking of this, the monkey department paused, and when he saw Yu Sheng's serious teachable look, he nodded and said again: "This is why the system task mentioned will give you the next eleven turn rewards in advance." ”

"Of course, it's not up to me to decide what tasks the system will assign to you, I'm just guiding you the correct cultivation methods and paths, how about it?"

Yu Sheng's eyes flashed, then he gritted his teeth, turned around and fiercely picked up the river water and wiped a few handfuls on his face, and said quickly: "Tell me, how to practice?"

Hearing this, the monkey smacked his lips and said happily: "Practice immediately!"