Chapter Eighty-Four: Teasing You (Today's Update)
"Drive!"
"Gottaβ"
Two fast horses galloped forward, and immediately a man and a woman were fat, and the woman was slender and beautiful.
Riding so fast on the street, I was not in such a hurry to be reincarnated. For such a rampaging person, Mo Yu didn't want to take a second look, retracted his gaze, and concentrated on tasting his wine.
Two horses stopped in front of the hotel. Before the man got off the horse, he shouted, "Little Er!
"The two guest officers are ......"
"I'm starving to death, hurry up and prepare a table of good dishes for my uncle." β
"Guest, I'm sorry! The store is now full, or the two of you wait for a while, as long as there is a free table, the villain will arrange it as soon as possible." β
"Uncle is so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back, and he can't wait for half a moment, so hurry up and arrange it for him, otherwise you will look good." β
A pregnant woman with a swollen belly that looked like she was about to give birth, and said that her front chest was close to her back. It seems that the fat man is really impatient with hunger, and the little lady who is traveling with him does not cry out that he is hungry, and he does not believe that the little lady will eat more than him, only he is as hungry as if he has just been released from prison.
"There's really no way to arrange this, you can come in and take a look, it's all full. β
"Upstairs, upstairs. β
"Upstairs is also full. β
"I don't believe it, wait until I go up and see. Then there was a "thump" of stairs.
The big man stood at the top of the stairs and glanced upstairs, and when he saw Mo Yu sitting at a table, he shouted, "Isn't it still possible to sit there? Dare to lie to Lao Tzu!"
"How dare the villain lie to you, everything pays attention to the first come, first come, first come, the son there can not arrange for other people to sit first, you want to go there to sit and ask the son if he agrees. β
"He just came first, and that table wasn't bought by that kid, so why can't he sit down?" the big man glared at Mo Yu and said.
When I heard it, I was stunned.
For this kind of person, you don't need to look at him to know that he has a beaten face.
"Uncle, I sat at a table with him, because I can afford him, and I will talk to that kid. As he spoke, the big man strode towards Moyu.
When the little lady who was traveling with her saw it, she hurriedly grabbed his clothes and said angrily: "Senior brother, what did the master say before leaving? Tell you not to make trouble, you have forgotten it for a few days?"
"I'm not causing trouble, aren't I going to discuss it with that kid?"
"Did you discuss it like that? Get out of the way and let me talk about it. After the little lady finished speaking, she walked to the ink table, blessed slightly, and said in a coquettish voice: "Son, Wanfu!"
Although Mo Yu didn't bother to raise his eyes to look at them, the big man's words were listened to word by word, and he was not angry enough to wait for the big man to come over and discipline this uneducated son for his father. was stirred up by the little lady who came over and coquettishly, but it was not good to have a seizure. So he nodded slightly to the little lady.
"My brother and sister have been on the road for a day, and they are already hungry, and they want to squeeze in and eat with their son, I don't know if it is possible? The little lady said with a smile.
As the saying goes: Stretch out your hand and don't hit a smiling face, let alone a beautiful smiling face.
"You can sit casually!" Mo Yu said lightly.
"Thank you!" The little lady was blessed again, and turned back to his senior brother and said, "Senior brother, come and sit, this son agreed." β
The big man walked over and sat down opposite Mo Yu. shouted loudly and called the shopkeeper to order.
Mo Yu never glanced at the two of them, and chewed slowly on his own.
Dahan watched Mo Yu eat with his face covered, and felt very strange, a pair of big bell eyes grunted on Mo Yu's face.
The little lady was afraid that he would cause trouble, so she kept giving him a look. He didn't know whether he pretended not to see it or didn't understand the meaning of the little lady, and he didn't restrain himself.
The little lady stepped on him in a hurry.
"What are you stepping on me for?" the big man turned his head to glare at the little lady.
Seeing that he still didn't understand what he meant, the mother-in-law simply said directly: "What do you see!"
"What do I think of him? Can't I see it? I think he's weird. Hey, why are you covering your face when you eat?What's so unsightly on your face?Or are you a wanted criminal in the court?" The latter words were obviously said to Mo Yu.
Mo Yu didn't seem to hear it, and his eyelids didn't lift.
Seeing that Mo Yu ignored him, the big man was bored, so he reached out and grabbed Mo Yu's face: "What are you covering?
Mo Yu's body just shrank back, just to avoid it, and almost caught it.
The big man really thought that his arm was not stretched long enough, so he simply stood up and propped up one hand on the table, and grabbed it with the other: "Take it off!"
Mo Yu shrank again, and it was a little bit closer.
"Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil, I have to take it off for you today!" the big man jumped onto the table.
"Senior brother......" The little lady hurriedly stopped her, but where was the big man willing to listen to her.
"Wait......" Mo Yu finally spoke.
The big man's outstretched hand stopped in mid-air, "What, did you take it off yourself or did the uncle do it?"
"It's all right!!" Mo Yu said repeatedly.
"Okay, if you know each other, then you can reveal it yourself, and the uncle will leave you some dignity. The big man jumped off the table and sat down with a big grin, waiting to see the show.
"Actually, I don't really have anything to look at on my face. β
"Don't be verbose! Otherwise, the uncle will do it. β
"Okay, okay, good, unveiled! Before we unveil it, let's have some fun. β
"What to play?"
"Let's make a bet. β
"Bet? Great, uncle, I like to gamble the most, what do you bet on?" Uncle Silver has it!" When the big man heard the bet, he became interested, and reached out and took out a silver ingot from his bosom and threw it on the table.
"Don't gamble, gambling is what dirty people do. β
"Then what are you betting on?"
"Let's make some fun, and if you win, I'll remove the cloth from my face. β
"What if I lose?"
"Strip naked and walk out of here. β
"That's not fair, you only see your face when you lose, and you see your whole body when I lose. Don't do it, don't do it!" the big man shook his head, shaking the flesh off his face.
"You've miscalculated this account. β
"Where did you miscalculate?"
"You think, anyone who covers his face has a secret that he can't see people, as you said, maybe he is still a prisoner of the court, and if you arrest me, you may even get a bounty. And the body, which man's is not the same? You have it, I also have it, in fact, it is the most unsightly, so it is said that I suffer a little bit. β
Mo Yu said a word, and the big man nodded once, feeling very reasonable.
"Okay, that's it, but how to bet?" the big man asked.
"I threw this plate of peanuts into the air and picked it up with the saucer, and guess if I caught it odd or even. If you guess right, you win. β
"If I guess the even number, you only take one, and if I guess the odd number, you only pick two, and you win both horizontally and vertically. "It seems that he is not home yet.
"Clever! Don't worry, if you drop two peanuts on this plate, I will lose. β
"Interesting! Interesting! That's pretty much it! That's it!"
The tables in the store are close together, and when the big man jumped on the table to unveil the ink face cloth, it attracted the attention of many diners, and now when he sees them betting, they all feel that it is funny, and they have come to see the excitement.