Chapter Eighty-Four: A Fool (Today's Second Update)
You have to use a small saucer to catch dozens of peanuts that are rolling fast, and you can only drop one at most. It's not ordinary.
The big man leaned back in the chair, Erlang's legs were cocked, and he looked like "Lao Tzu is waiting to see your jokes".
Mo Yu slowly stood up and held the peanuts in front of the big man: "Have you finished reading, odd or even?"
"Of course it's an even number, good things come in pairs!" said Dahan with a smile.
I saw Mo Yu's wrist flick, and a plate of peanuts was thrown into the air, much higher than people. The peanuts don't spread around, but spin up in a cylindrical shape, like a tornado.
The diners stopped their chopsticks and looked up at the peanuts hovering in the air. The lively scene of pushing the cups and handing the lamps just now became silent.
When the peanut rises to a certain height, it begins to fall, always maintaining its cylindrical shape.
Mo Yu threw the saucer in his hand at Peanut, and the saucer spun rapidly in the air, turning in the same direction as Peanut falling.
In a matter of moments, the saucer had all the falling peanuts, and the saucer was still spinning. Mo Yu stretched out a finger to the bottom of the saucer, and the plate continued to rotate on Mo Yu's fingers, and the peanuts in the dish also rotated. The slower and slower it turned, and finally just when it was about to stop, a peanut was thrown out, and the others were firmly in the saucer.
People were watching with bated breath, and when they saw that the connection was so secure, they breathed a long sigh of relief, and then burst into cheers.
"Don't be too happy! It's not known if it's just two!" Dahan saw Mo Yu revealing this kung fu, and he really admired it in his heart, but his mouth was still very hard.
"You count!" Mo Yu handed the plate to him.
"One, two, three......" The big man picked up the chopsticks on the table and counted them one by one, dozens of times more serious than when his father and mother taught him to count.
"Thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-three"
No, there are thirty-three in total!
"Odd or even?" Mo asked.
The big man's face suddenly swelled to the color of a plague pig's liver.
"It was supposed to be an even number, but you dropped one. ”
"You're stupid! This is what makes people smart, with your intelligence, how can your mother rest assured that you will be put on the rivers and lakes to walk?" one of the diners laughed.
"What we said at the time was that the plate would be the one that was catched, wasn't it?" Moyu asked.
"That's right, but you caught them all, and you only fell out of one in the end. ”
"So, are you trying to cheat?" Mo Yu didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore.
"Willing to gamble and lose. ”
"If you lose, you will cheat!"
"Shameless!"
Everyone couldn't stand it and blamed the big man.
"Look, it's all your fault, tell you not to look for trouble, you don't listen!" Even the little lady began to complain.
At first, Dahan felt a little embarrassed to be arrogant and unreasonable, and as soon as he was ridiculed by everyone, his bad temper rushed to the top of his head.
"You say that Lao Tzu is a liar, and Lao Tzu will not take it off, see what will happen. ”
"Originally, it wasn't a big problem if you couldn't take it off, but when you play a game, you have to abide by the rules of the game, and since you said so, I still have to let you take it off. Mo Yu said coldly.
"Just let him take off! I want him to take off his essence and go out," a group of diners who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement took the opportunity to make a fuss.
The big man pulled out the saber at his waist and jumped up, pointing at a group of diners and scolding: "Lao Tzu won't take it off, see which dog dares to pick up Lao Tzu's clothes." ”
"Why are we picking up your clothes? I'm not interested, it's pretty much the same as picking up her clothes. ”
The men burst into laughter.
The little lady was so angry that she scolded: "Shameless!"
"We don't pick up your clothes, but the ones who pick up your clothes are behind you. Someone mouthed Nunu behind him. He happened to have his back to Moyu.
He turned around and saw Mo Yu draw his long sword, and his heart was terrified.
"What are you going to do......?"
Mo Yu put his sword into the sheath.
Unexpectedly, the first task performed by the Han Feng Sword turned out to be to draw people's clothes.
It's really overkill.
The clothes and pants on the big man's body fell down one after another. He hurriedly threw away the saber and pressed the piece under his lower abdomen tightly with both hands, for fear that one of them would accidentally reveal his ancestral lifeline.
There is only a slightly neat piece under the lower abdomen, and the rest of the clothes are all broken into pieces, and I can't hold it down if I want to.
It is round like a belly pregnant with twins, and fat like the buttocks of two large winter melons, which can be seen at a glance.
There is not a single scratch on the body.
The crowd burst into laughter.
The little lady only glanced at it, and then quickly turned her head, her face flushed with shame.
"You are also too deceitful!" the little lady took out a soft whip from her waist and shook her hand at Mo Yu.
Mo Yu waited for the whip to reach under his nose, then grabbed the whip head and pulled it gently, the little lady couldn't stand, staggered a few steps to Mo Yu, Mo Yu leaned over and looked into her eyes and asked, "Do you still want me to deceive people too much?"
The little lady had never seen a man's eyes so closely. Mo Yu was pure, deep, and her bright eyes made her dizzy for a while, and she didn't listen to what Mo Yu said at all, but replied mechanically, "I want to...... Want to ......"
The crowd laughed again. Even Mo Yu was amused by her.
"Don't go out with this idiot in the future, he will hurt you. He let her go.
"Don't get out of here yet!" Mo Yu shouted at the big man.
The big man could no longer be arrogant, so he quickly picked up his saber and fled downstairs with the only strip of cloth on his body. The little lady lowered her head and followed, and when she went downstairs, she turned her head and glanced at Mo Yu with a complicated look.
It was getting late, and Mo Yu sat down again to finish the last glass of wine and leave.
I didn't drink the wine glass to my lips, and something flashed on the roof opposite the window, and the speed was quite fast.
Mo Yu was enough to take a look, and saw a man in the dark with a woman galloping away on the roof.
Mo Yu didn't even think about it, and flew out of the window to chase after him. Whatever the reason, holding a woman hostage is not the work of a big husband.
Just as he flew out of the window, the shopkeeper was bringing a bowl of beef noodles to the customer, and when he saw that he was leaving, he hurriedly shouted, "Childe, you haven't paid the bill yet!"
As soon as the words fell, a silver ingot flew in from the window, which happened to fall in the bowl held by the shopkeeper impartially, and the beef soup on his face was shallow, but the bowl was intact.
............
The man in black ran fast.
Mo Yu chased faster.
A few ups and downs chased within a few feet of the man in black.
"Why are you chasing me?" asked Black, gasping a little.
"Why are you holding women hostage?" Mo Yu asked.
"That's my business. The man in black said.
"Your business is my business. Black replied.
"Inexplicably! If I didn't take this girl with me, you might not be able to catch up with me. The man in black said.
"Then you take that girl with me, see if I can catch up with you. Mo replied
"Hahaha...... You're stupid to me!" the man in black laughed, venting his true anger, his speed was blocked, and Mo Yu chased after him in one fell swoop.
Someone on the roof in the distance asked, "Third brother, have you succeeded?"
The man in black replied loudly: "Yes, but someone is chasing me, hurry up and take this girl to find the eldest brother and the second brother." With that, she shook her arms, and the girl flew over, and the man caught it, jumped off the roof, and ran away into the suburbs.
Mo Yu had already reached behind the man in black and grabbed him by the shoulder. But it didn't take much effort. Before figuring out the situation, Moyu didn't want to hurt anyone.
The man in black threw out the woman, twisted his body back, and broke away from Mo Yu's hand, and his backhand was a few palms to attack Mo Yu's face and chest.
Mo Yu's target was the woman, and he didn't have the heart to fight him. "Brushing" two palms to defuse the attack of the man in black, and he was ready to chase the person in front.
The black clothes obviously knew the purpose of Mo Yu, and his body swayed in front of Mo Yu.
"I want to run! I have the ability to fight with me for 800 rounds!".
"I don't have the skills. Mo Yu said.
"Hahaha......" the man in black laughed, "you're pretty honest." ”
"I've always told the truth," Mo said, "I'm afraid you'll fall in less than eight rounds!"
"Hmph! crazy enough! There is no basis for the words, come on, have a good fight, and see if you can defeat me in eight moves." ”
"Don't fight!"
"Why are you chasing me if you don't hit you?" said the man in black angrily.
"Who said I was chasing you? I was chasing the girl you were kidnapping. ”
"You know her?"
"I don't know!"
"I don't know, what are you chasing her?"
"I just chase it if I don't know it, and I'm not so curious about the people I know. ”
"Really?" said the man in black, half-convinced.
"You can believe it or not, but you have to get out of the way. Mo Yu knew that he was dragging himself with a delaying tactic so that his companion could escape with the woman, but that person was inferior to him, and he was still in sight after running for a long time, and Mo Yu stood on the roof and saw it clearly.
"What if I don't let me?" asked the man in black.
"I'll leave you down......"
"Smack......