The eighteen bends of the mountain road, and Qingyuan Nanni and Ye Shilang walked forward.

"Where are you going?" a woman suddenly appeared on the road ahead. This woman was elegantly dressed, but her head was veiled and very mysterious.

"Are you asking me?" Ye Shilang hesitated.

The woman didn't say a word.

"Woman, where do you go, can you control it?" Qingyuan Nanni replied unceremoniously.

"Manage!" the woman cherishes words like gold.

"You're still arrogant! Give me a reason!" said Qingyuan Nanni loudly.

"You know!" the woman seemed to say only two words.

Ye Xianlang was already impatient, and shouted: "You strange woman is very arrogant! Goddess, ignore her, let's go!"

"Smack!" As soon as Ye Shilang's words fell, he was slapped in the face!

This palm came extremely quickly, and Ye Xianlang didn't dodge it!

With this palm, the woman hit Ye Shilang's sturdy body firmly!

- To be exact, it was slapped on Ye Shilang's sturdy ass!

This is clearly a common trick for adults to teach ignorant children! This is even more embarrassing than a slap in the face!

Ye Xianlang blushed and stammered: "You, you, you ......" But in an instant, Ye Xianlang actually smiled and said again: "You, your tickling gesture is not right, and the strength is a little heavier......"

Qingyuan Nanni couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Smack!" is another sound! But this sound is very crisp, and the strength is not trivial! It turned out to be a woman and Ye Shilang "high-fived". Obviously, the woman's sneak attack again has been successfully blocked by Ye Yanlang.

The woman was stunned.

"Haha, what are you stunned for! The first sneak attack, I just let you! Of course, I didn't expect that you would even spank me! But what, you know, I'm not angry, right?" Ye Yanlang said with a smile on his face.

"Why?" the woman asked.

"Because I feel that you have some kind of relationship with my goddess!

The woman was a little surprised and said, "Yours?!"

"He's my bodyguard!" Qingyuan Nanni naturally had to come forward to explain.

"Let's go!" the woman squeezed out two words, rose into the air, pointed her toes on the treetops, and disappeared into the vast forest in a blink of an eye.

"Jumping up! Miracle skills!" Ye Shilang exclaimed in surprise, "Who is she?"

Qingyuan Nanni pointed to a flaming red flower left on the road ahead and replied, "Grandma Hua!"

"Who is she, so arrogant and very good at pretending!"

"It's a nosy old woman, but don't be blind with your mouth!"

Grandma Hua, who is the same as the lonely old wolf master of the Jianzi Peak Busei Gang, is the master of the Shuangmiao Jianhua tribe.

It has long been said in the rivers and lakes that Grandma Hua has an inexplicable relationship with Wanshan Wolf, the leader of the Lonely Alliance.

People don't know whether Grandma Hua and Wanshan Wolf got married when they were young, but there is no doubt that the two had children. The two get together less and leave more, and Grandma Hua has hated Wanshan wolf from love to hatred, and for more than 20 years, she has always refused to contact Wanshan wolf. The reason is that people say that it is because Wanshan Wolf has promised to go home for the New Year for five consecutive years, but they have all failed to make an appointment.

It turned out that Wanshan Wolf was the descendant of Wu Sangong, the originator of artificial cultivation of shiitake mushrooms.

Shiitake mushroom, the mushroom in the dialect, is native to the deep mountains and old forests, and the essence of heaven and earth, the tulips are incomparable, the taste is excellent, and the miraculous effect of prolonging life is that the mushroom has become a tribute to the past dynasties. At the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang was vegetarian because of praying for rain, and it was tasteless after a few days, and the national teacher Liu Ji presented the mushrooms produced in Qingyuan, Longquan and Jingning, and Taizu was deeply greedy for its delicacy after eating, so he decided that Qingyuan, Longquan and Jing regularly provided shiitake mushrooms for the court, and designated shiitake mushrooms as the exclusive products of the mushroom people in the three places.

Wanshan wolf, like many mushroom people in the three places, in order to make a living, has to go out every autumn, cross the mountains and mountains, cut wood and make mushrooms in the reckless deep mountains, and go through hardships.

In the first year, Wanshan Wolf went to Yongjia, and the heavy snow closed the mountain, and Wanshan Wolf had no way to return.

The following year, when I went to Jiangxi, I encountered robbers, and Wanshan Wolf reimbursed them all for the ancestral "mushroom kung fu", but they couldn't get out of the lawsuit.

In the third year, I went to southern Fujian, suffered from a poisonous miasma, and during the New Year, I cried and fell into an extremely remote and dilapidated mushroom liao.

In the fourth year, when he went to Wencheng, the beast pests were rampant, the mushrooms were "no grains", penniless, and "there was no face to see the Jiangdong fathers".

In the fifth year, I went to the neighboring Jingning, and the owner forced my relatives. Yan Xin, the daughter of the owner, was born with a water spirit, and she liked the hard-working and brave Wanshan wolf, so she begged her father to propose to Wanshan wolf. Wanshan Wolf pushed it off at first, but then what happened to the two, outsiders don't know, but anyway, Wanshan Wolf still didn't go home for the New Year that year.

Again and again, again and again, this has been five times! Especially the fifth time, rumors came from the neighboring county, and Grandma Hua couldn't bear it anymore, and finally ran away from home and went to the top of Shuangmiao, becoming the master of the flower tribe.

Receiving this lesson, they were deeply committed to the suffering of the mushroom people, so they formed the Mushroom Farmers Alliance, which was homophonic and nicknamed the "Lonely Alliance". Naturally, the heroic and brave Wanshan Wolf became the leader of the Lonely Alliance.

"Welcome Grandma Hua back to the palace!" Grandma Hua returned to the Flower Tribe, and the leaders of the four cow ears, the seven mushrooms (Gu), and the eight big mushrooms (Auntie, Qingyuan dialect and its close pronunciation) were greeted neatly.

These leaders are all women, because the flower tribe was originally the world of beautiful young women. Their nicknames are all named after mushrooms. Because, in their opinion, although they have passed the "flowering period", they can still be like mushrooms, simple but fragrant, and more beautiful than flowers. There are also reasons for the original family, some of them originally had a special affection for mushrooms.

"Di'er, how is the defense of Xikou lately?" Grandma Hua asked the Di'er in the ears of the four major cows.

"Grandma, please rest assured!" replied in a sonorous voice.

The Shuangmiaojian where the flower tribe is located, the defense of the west entrance, the north gate, the east card, and the south pass is of great importance, and the four leaders are in charge of the bull's ear. These four big bull ears are all strong and amazing.

"Yan Er, what's going on at the North Gate?" asked Yan Er.

"Grandma, the dawn at the North Gate is quiet!" Yan Er said humorously.

"Well, don't let your guard down. Recently, there is a pervert who is sneaking from Longquan in the direction of Qingyuan!" Grandma Hua commanded. It seems that this flower grandma is not just two words in a single sentence when talking to people.

"Bai Mu'er, how is Dongka?"

"Report grandma, that's stuck by me, the bad guys can't beat the card!" Bai Mu'er was full of confidence. Suddenly, he reported: "Oh, really, the beauty Gu Minbao Gu Lord of the Scarf Peak sent someone to Dongka yesterday to invite you to the Beauty Valley as soon as possible to get together." ”

Grandma Hua thought for a while and said, "Well, I know, I'll go in a few days." Senior brother lonely old wolf, I also have to take a look. This old guy doesn't know how well he cultivates, and he still cannibalizes the fireworks in the world. ”

"Black ...... Mu'er, what about Nanguan?" Grandma Hua finally asked about the situation in Nanguan.

"It's fine. Hemuer's answer was really just two words.

Among the four major cow ears, seven mushrooms, and eight mushrooms, only the nicknames of Hei Mu Er and Bai Mu Er were given by Grandma Hua. In fact, Hei Mu Erqi is quite fair-skinned, while Bai Mu Erqi is dark, but Hua Grandma thinks that it should be balanced, so she makes her own initiative to give the nickname "Adjustment Bag" to the two. Hemmer has always been unhappy with the nickname. However, Grandma Hua later enlightened her: "Among the leaders, you are the most capable." Over there in the south, that nest of bandits is very dark! Deal with them, if you are not black, who is black?!" Hemuer listened at the time and was silent. Grandma Hua had no choice but to comfort again: "Think about it, Aunt Chicken Leg and Aunt Xingbao are still the first to recommend their nicknames!"

When Heimu heard this, he finally laughed out loud.

......

This time, Grandma Hua saw that Hei Muer's attitude was cold again, and she said a little unpleasantly: "Isn't there any news?"

"There's news, maybe it's important, but you haven't wanted to hear it!"

"Why don't I want to hear it?, am I not asking you now?!" Grandma Hua said with a stunned expression. Of course, no one could see Grandma Hua's angry face, because she was always veiled.

"Zhenghe Nianshan Flame Gang Leader Ju Zi Huang has sent another letter, the tenth letter. Hemmer handed over a letter in both hands.

"Give it to me right away...... It's burned!" Grandma Hua pondered for a moment, "This is the news you want to say?"

"Grandma, isn't this news important? Others have sent ten letters in a row, the first nine letters, and you didn't even open them and burned them, what if there is any major business?"

Grandma Hua said categorically: "Burn! The Flame Gang, who occupies the mountain as the king, is a bandit gang! Ju Zihuang is the leader of the bandits, what good can he do when he sends a letter?

"Yes!" Heimuer could only light Ju Zihuang's letter in front of everyone......