Chapter 12: Kyungwon Nanni
Everyone loves beauty.
I heard that women are no exception.
With the return of heroes from all walks of life to their hometowns and wide publicity, the names of the Merry Yunou and Shenwu Yunou resounded almost overnight in the land of Ouyue. So, the women were excited!
Among them, there is one called "Qingyuan Nanni". Because her fellow countryman "Lonely Alliance" alliance leader Wanshan Wolf has thousands of members, this gossip has long spread Yunou to look like Pan An and Wusheng Dharma!
Qingyuan Nanni is a native of Qingyuan County, located in the southwest of Zhejiang and adjacent to northern Fujian. No one knows her real name. said that it was "Nanni", and she was in her early twenties, and anyway, familiar people like to call it so affectionately.
However, there are also more people on the rivers and lakes who call her "female vigorous"!
The female is naturally known for her strength, but she is also famous for her beauty, and she is a heroic and sassy beauty. But when I saw her, her posture was plump, her strength was powerful, although her willow eyebrows were kicked vertically, and her apricot eyes were round, her face was round and very beautiful.
Of course, the outfit of the female Daqing Yuan Nanni is also full of primitive wild beauty: a black hair is scattered, a wild flower is slanted, and a few short skirts sewn from leopard skin cover the shame......
Such a beauty, the charm of a man is naturally extremely deadlyββ yes, it is fatal!
It is rumored that at least a dozen suitors fell under Qingyuan Nanni's "pomegranate skirt" in pain. The most talked about are such a few benevolent brothers (most of them are just nicknames for respecting the losers who have lost face):
The first place, "thin and tall".
Slender Gao pointed to the sky and said, "Nanni, marry me! Let you ride on my head, and you will be able to touch the sky!"
"Skinny monkey-like! I'm riding on your head, it's okay to say that your mother can afford to die if I fall to death?!" Qingyuan Nanni raised her big fist and beat her thin face into a giant panda!
The thin and tall howled and cried to escape, but Qingyuan Nanni dragged him back again, and said distressedly: "The ass is so shriveled, it looks cold!"
"Fortunately, I didn't get beaten with my back up!" Thin and tall comforted himself afterwards, and the "bearded wooden bird" under his crotch tightened.
The second place, "Fat Big".
The fat man patted his belly with a "dong dong", and said to Qingyuan Nanni very sincerely: "My big belly is your thickest earth! Come and settle down, Qingyuan Nanni, even if it is just rolling on my stomach!"
"A man with a big belly like a pregnant woman! I really want to have a baby, right? Then I'll help you give birth!"
I don't know if the fat man "miscarried", I only heard that he howled and turned back, and his round ass swayed left and right, Qingyuan Nanni looked at it and smiled, so she let him go.
The third place, "Strong".
This guy is strong, angular, muscular, and has a tough guy image, which is most liked by young women, and is the best object for their obscenity in the middle of the night.
He found Qingyuan Nanni, hooked his fingers, and said "um".
"Huh?" the woman responded.
"Don't you understand, come with me!"
"Why?"
You know how many women dream of it!"
"I don't know. Bag satisfied?"
"Bao satisfied! I can take off your fig leaf in the shortest possible time, so that you can enjoy the longest happiness in the world!"
"Looking at your dog-like appearance, it is recommended to find a female dog that is more suitable!" Qingyuan Nanni began to exert her strength.
Jing Zhuang said angrily: "You are a mother ......" Before the last word could be spoken, Qingyuan Nanni suddenly used a trick "Jade Single Whip", and Jing Zhuang fell to the ground, covering his crotch with both hands, struggling in pain.
"I'm calling it the shortest time to let you enjoy the longest pain in the world!" Qingyuan Nanni teased, "The longest time, understand? You have to spend the rest of your life slowly to experience it!hahaha!"
It is said that since then, many young women in the neighboring counties have hated Qingyuan Nanni to death like women, and they want to find an opportunity to kill her!
The fourth suitor: "Short", which Qingyuan Nanni encountered not long ago.
The short face was expressionless, and he approached Qingyuan Nanni without saying a word, and reached out and poked her ribs lightly!
Qingyuan Nanni was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to do, because no man had ever dared to touch half of his hair!
However, however, Qingyuan Nanni still felt a strange itch on her body.
"Hee-hee-hee, Ni-hee, I'm here, how am I?" said the short man with a sudden face.
"So short! It's so obscene! Directly disgusted!" Qingyuan Nanni quickly grabbed the short feet, carried it and threw it more than ten times, and then suddenly swept out of the distance!
The short man stood up and reached out to touch his neck and the top of his head, limped to Qingyuan Nanni, and said happily: "Thank you, goddess, you have made me taller!
"Goddess, huh! You little man is still a little interesting!"
The short man felt sour in his heart, and said casually: "So, can we be together?"
"Look at you bird!
"Goddess, actually, I admire you and want to follow your intentions. β
"Follow me, are you annoying!" Qingyuan Nanni expressed disdain.
"Don't bother, don't bother! Look at me, I'm so small, you can turn a blind eye, and if you don't see it, you won't be bothered!"
"Haha, it's really that interesting!" Qingyuan Nanni looked at the short one, and then asked happily, "Then what's your name?"
The short man said respectfully: "Report to the goddess, my name is Ye Shilang!"
"I really can't see it, you're still a night wolf!" Qingyuan Nanni was a little surprised and clenched her fists!
"Yes, yes!" said the short man, sonorously. Suddenly, he realized that he had a thick tongue when he spoke, which might have caused Qingyuan Nanni to misunderstand, so he immediately bared his teeth and corrected: "Ye Yanlang, Ye Yanlang......! I'm not a pervert!"
"Yo, really?"
"Yes, oh, oh, no, no, I'm not a pervert!" Ye Xianlang replied, "People have 'three colors' - love beauty, lust, and pervert! Men can love beauty, but they must not be lustful, especially not to be a pervert!"
"Isn't it indistinguishable!"
"No! No!" Ye Xianlang shook his head like a rattle and said, "Everyone has a love for beauty, this is called love for beauty! Flowery heart, indulgence, that is lustful! Bullying men and women, the overlord is the bow, that is a pervert! So, I, Ye Shilang, am by no means a pervert!"
Ye Shilang beat his chest as if he was swearing.
Qingyuan Nanni nodded, looked at the short one again, and poked his chest, and said with satisfaction: "Well, this body is also a practitioner!
"Hehehehe, actually, even if I am your little heel, I am also fortunate to have three lives!"
In this way, Ye Xianlang became Qingyuan Nanni's little follower, and he got tired of being with the woman all day long.
This time, Qingyuan Nanni is going to chase other men, will Ye Xianlang follow or not?
"Ye Xianlang, I heard that there is a romantic and brave male god who has appeared in Jinyun Xiandu, I want to go for a while, what do you think?
"First, I am your most loyal follower, little follower, I want to follow you unconditionally!"
"Ahh
"It seems that a male god is a goddess, it seems to be a matter of course! vinegar should be eaten, it is acceptable!" Ye Yanlang wiped his eyes as he said, "Damn, why did a stinky mosquito suddenly come with a piercing eye?"
"Haha! Is there a third?"
Ye Xianlang turned around and pretended to be a mosquito, and said to himself: "You stinky mosquito, this bite, that bite, it's enough to be romantic and dirty enough!"
"Look at your sour appearance! If you mess around again, you'll be ruined......" Qingyuan Nanni paused slightly, and then continued, "Qualifications for followers!"
"Actually, it's okay if you abolish me and cut off my thoughts!" Ye Xianlang looked like he was at home, and his tone changed, "But whether you go to the end of the world or the cape, I will follow! Goddess, let's go, pass through Longquan, Yunhe, and Chuzhou, about more than 500 miles, and you can reach Jinyun Xiandu." β