Without waiting for Aunt Wu to go away, Ye Xianlang quickly retreated to the grass nest. Qingyuan Nanni was about to have a seizure like a tigress, Ye Yanlang stepped forward and covered her mouth desperately, allowing Qingyuan Nanni to punch and kick her.

"Goddess, I'm doing this for your good!" After the first wave of Qingyuan Nanni's seizures intermittent, Ye Xianlang hurriedly explained, "If you can deceive the bandits away like this, you should praise me!"

"But a little bandit did him! Look at your bear-like look!"

"My task is to escort you safely, and let you go to Xiandu as soon as possible to meet that merry ghost! So, I don't want to make a fuss! The bandits here are not that simple!"

"But you can't fool me like this!" Qingyuan Nanni also understood something at this time, and when she saw Ye Yanlang with a blue nose and swollen face, she felt ashamed, "Of course, I made a heavy shot." Still, I was looking for a whine to stuff in your mouth!"

Ye Yanlang grinned and blossomed, "The goddess spared me! Let's stop arguing, we have to leave immediately!"

Qingyuan Nanni touched Ye Yanlang's face distressed as she walked, but she didn't forget to joke: "Your smile, green face and fangs, is more ugly than a ghost!"

At this time, there was a sudden commotion on the road ahead, and the twenty or thirty people kept shouting in unison: "The Great Khan patrols the mountains, and the majesty is all over the sky!"

Seeing this, Ye Yanlang said in a low voice: "Goddess, it's not good, it seems that we have missed the opportunity!"

"We?" said Qing Yuan Nanni still had to raise the bar.

"Oh, no, no, I was beaten and I missed the opportunity. Ye Shilang was dumb and ate coptis, but he still gave a witty response. Without waiting for Qingyuan Nanni to react, Ye Xianlang immediately ordered without a beak: "You better hurry up and drill the grass! Don't fight, listen to me!"

Seeing Ye Yanlang's serious face, Qingyuan Nanni did not defend this time, and obediently burrowed into the grass on the side of the road.

......

"Hey, the birdman in front, stop!" it was Liu Dayan who shouted. He saw Ye Shilang walking in a panic, so he asked Aunt Wu, "Auntie, did you catch this birdman just now?"

"Hey, what kind of birdman, did you see a bird-like dwarf like you just now?" Aunt Wu also saw Ye Xianlang, but he had a blue nose and swollen face, as if he had changed someone, and he couldn't recognize him for a while.

"Two ...... Uncle ......" Ye Shilang arched his hand and cowered.

"What uncle! This is our majestic Great Khan!" Aunt Wu reprimanded and stretched out her thumb to Shi Moshen.

"Ah, good uncle! Good sweat!" Ye Yanlang still looked so cringe, and looked up slightly at the big sweat that Lord Wu was referring to.

I saw this "Great Khan" Shi Moshen sitting on a four-lift sedan chair, eating happily. Although this guy is a little fat, he has big shoulders and a round waist, and he is like an iron tower, but he also has a bit of majesty. The corners of the mouth are still so greasy, but the small chicken feet have been replaced by large chicken legs. Obviously, most of the big hens snatched by Aunt Wu have already fallen into Shi Moshen's big belly.

The four sturdy sedan chair men who carried the sedan chair for Shi Moshen were all out of breath, obviously a little powerless. Also panting, there were two strong men on the side who helped Shi Moshen carry a pair of mountain shaking hammers. Although the two strong men are sturdy and strong, they are also cute and smiling.

"Seeing is believing! Shi Mo Shen's fierceness and power are really extraordinary!" Ye Shilang thought to himself.

"Don't be a fool and look around! Answer the question quickly!" Aunt Wu was impatient.

"This uncle is very skilled! I was just kicked down by you, and I was the one who snatched the old hen!" Ye Shilang said.

Aunt Wu was puzzled and asked, "Then why did you suddenly become such a ghost?"

Of course, what made Aunt Wu even more puzzling was that Ye Xianlang didn't see anything unusual when he walked! The kick he kicked out at that time was a yin move - a ghost single whip! This "ghost single whip" is much more vicious than Qingyuan Nanni's "jade single whip", and if a man is hit, it is basically useless!

Liu Dayan on the side grinned and sneered: "Haha, I guess I was beaten up by my fellow girls!"

When the minions heard this, they burst into laughter.

"Well, don't embarrass this little brother!" Shi Moshen spoke, "You see that his eyes are not like eyes, his nose is not like his nose, and his mouth is cracked and crooked, which is pitiful." ”

Shi Moshen's words surprised Ye Shilang a little. He looked at Shi Moshen, the chicken leg on his right hand had been eaten, his left hand pressed his chest, his expression suddenly became a little unnatural, so he said to him: "Thank you, Great Khan! Someone bullied me and begged the Great Khan to make decisions for me!"

"Hmm, who?" Shi Moshen seemed to be busy.

"Woman!" Ye Shilang popped out two words.

When Qingyuan Nanni in the grass heard this, she thought, "I've been fooled again!"

"How can this be true! Men are used to hurt! Which stinky woman? Ben Khan is in charge of you!" Shi Mashen said with some sympathy.

It is said that Shi Mashen painstakingly manages his "thousands of miles of rivers and mountains", and it seems that it is not easy, so he always mutters like a resentful woman, "Men are miserable! Men are used to hurt!", those who tied their heads on the waistband of their trousers listened to it, and they were quite touched, and they would also shed a few tears, wipe their eyes, and sigh a few times, either true or false.

Ye Shilang pointed at Aunt Wu and replied, "It's the one next to you called 'Aunt'!"

As soon as these words came out, Qingyuan Nanni was relieved and laughed secretly. But Aunt Wu looked angry and scolded Ye Shilang: "Looking for death!"

"Hahaha, his name is Aunt Wu, but he's a male!" Shi Moshen smiled, but the smile was more ugly than crying! Because, his hand was rubbing his stomach vigorously, obviously, there was something wrong with his stomach, and it hurt very much.

"I used to think he was a man. But the tone of this thing, yes, yes, it's too yin and yang!" Ye Shilang explained. Qingyuan Nanni almost laughed out loud when she heard this, and thought, "Aren't you babbling and pinching a woman's voice all day long?!" However, Qingyuan Nanni suddenly thought again, "It's strange, why did this guy suddenly change his tone when he talked to others, never changing his voice, and never spitting out the word 'ya'?"

When Aunt Wu heard this, she was furious, and she screamed and wanted to pounce on Ye Yanlang! Shi Moshen snorted in a low voice, and Aunt Wu restrained her posture.

"Why did he bully you? Didn't he just beat you? You want to fight back? That can't! Because, he's a man after all! As I just said, men are used to hurt!" Shi Mashen said weakly. This weakness is not a weakness of heart, the logic of the robber is originally to turn his hands into clouds and cover his hands into rain.

"I didn't dare to call back. I just want to get back the old hen he snatched!" Ye Shilang shifted the topic to the old hen.

"Aunt Wu gave me the old hen, I just ate it! Don't you see?"

"Ahh

On the side, Aunt Wu was stunned! He never thought that he had dug countless pits for others and harmed countless people in his life, but now he met a little "little birdman" who dug a big pit for himself!

"What? This chicken is poisonous?!" Shi Moshen's face showed a little frightened, and the sweat of the bean was pouring down in an instant, gritting his teeth, showing more and more pain.

"It's poisonous! I originally wanted to use it to poison a vicious tiger in Nanshan that specializes in eating people!" Ye Xianlang replied.

"Aunt Wu, you are really a femme fatale, I will kill you!" Shi Moshen's teeth chattered.

Aunt Wu was frightened by Shi Moshen's words, and hurriedly knelt down and said in a trembling voice: "Great Khan, I am really loyal to you, heaven and earth can learn from it! This birdman lied, he never told me that this chicken was poisonous!"

Ye Xianlang immediately counterattacked, and said eagerly to Shi Moshen: "I, a grass people, how dare I deceive the Great Khan! My aunt is so insidious and vicious, the Great Khan can't trust him! Kill him, and I will give you the antidote immediately!"