Donggong mountain range, undulating in the southern part of Zhejiang, northern Fujian Longquan, Qingyuan, Zhenghe area, although it is the remaining vein of Wuyi, it still does not lose its majestic majesty.

On the majestic mountain, there is a reckless king, who often does some rough work.

No, a group of little minions are worshipping and praising according to the king's "holy order":

"Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, long life of the Great Khan!"

Hundreds of years ago, his ancestor was said to be the famous general of the Yuan Dynasty who guarded the prefecture of Shi Mo Yisun! Shi Mo Yisun was loyal to the Yuan Dynasty, and when the Ming Dynasty arose, he died in battle in the Long Palace of Qingyuan County.

After the death of Shi Mo Yisun, his descendants fell into the grass in Zhejiang and Fujian, gathered hundreds or thousands of small minions, played the banner of "anti-Ming restoration", and specially worked against the Ming government, and naturally occasionally did some evil deeds.

When it was passed to Shimoshen, this guy simply called himself "Great Khan" and started the Spring and Autumn Dream of "thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, and great sweat and longevity". It's just recently that he has been surrounded and suppressed by the government, and his situation is a little embarrassing.

Now, this "Great Khan" is sitting high in the tiger chair, brushing his beard in one hand and holding a chicken claw in the other, nodding with satisfaction while gnawing. The corners of his mouth are greasy, and the whole person is also full of fat intestines, but he has a bear's waist and a tiger's back, and he is abnormal.

"Boys, it's been a long time since it's opened, and it's been a little light these days! Go down the mountain and touch it, and get something if you touch it!"

Aunt Wu, the leader of the five leaders, responded with a sharp voice: "Touch Ha and make a golden doll for Da Khan!"

"Hahaha, that's wonderful! Go and come back quickly!" Shi Moshen was full of joy.

"Order, big eyed, come with me!" Lord Wu ordered to a six-leader named "Liu Dayan".

Aunt Wu is not a girl, but she has a duck voice and a sissy voice. This guy has a lot of ideas, a lot of tricks, and likes to play some tricks. The pair of weapons it uses are also delicate and sharp, which is most suitable for women, and even the name is very feminine - E'er Thorn!

And Liu Da's eyes are big, but he is a heartless and dead-eyed. This guy is more powerful, and he is good at using a heavy ghost-headed knife.

The two looked down on the mountainside, and they didn't see anyone at the foot of the mountain for a long time.

"There's a play, there's a play! Big-eyed bastard, listen, there are people talking under the mountain!" Aunt Wu suddenly lowered her voice and said in surprise.

"Auntie, there's no play! Isn't that a man and a woman?" Liu said with big eyes and a big eye.

"What do you want?" Aunt Wu retorted. It's not that I'm dissatisfied with the nickname "aunt", anyway, this guy is a sissy, and everyone loves to call it that.

"What do you want! You obviously promised the Great Khan that you wanted to get a golden doll!" Liu Dayan said anxiously, "Just those two people, who don't cover their bodies, return the golden doll?!"

Aunt Wu was stunned, he knew that this big-eyed man's dead heart and eye disease had been committed again, so he had an idea and persuaded: "It's hard to say! You heard them laugh so happily, maybe they were hiding the golden doll! Let's go and touch it together......

......

Ye Shilang and Qingyuan Nanni are two people, who have crossed mountains and mountains, and worked tirelessly. It's just that the two of them have been one after the other, and there has been no communication for some time. Obviously, Qingyuan Nanni is still dissatisfied with Ye Yanlang's statement about the "goddess".

In the end, it was naturally Ye Yanlang who broke the cold situation.

"Goddess, do you want to say something. The two of them have been so stiff and silent all the time, others have seen it, and they think we are dumb......" Ye Yanlang took the initiative to approach.

"Joke! Barren mountains and mountains, I haven't seen a ghost, what else is there to be a stranger! Dumb person? I don't have anything to talk to, it's either a dog or a big fool!"

"Hahaha!" Ye Xianlang was amused and laughed heartily, "I'm your big haba, I'm your big fool!"

"Yaya, yes, you old duck, yin and yang weird!"

"Twitter, you old ......"

"If you have the ability, you can continue!"

"Twitter, offer you an old hen!" Ye Yanlang took out a farmer's roast chicken from his arms, Qingyuan Nanni wanted to grab it, but Ye Yanlang suddenly stuffed it back.

......

The noise at the foot of the mountain came faintly, and Aunt Wu was overjoyed and said: "Big-eyed eggs, do you hear it? Old hen! It seems that there is a husband duck or something! Five years male duck five taels of silver, ten years hen ten taels of gold!"

"It's not a golden doll anyway!" Liu said with big eyes and big eyes.

"You're a dead eye! We haven't eaten such a nourishing good thing in a long time of sweating, this is worth more than a golden doll! Go and report to the Great Khan, I can do it alone!"

"Great, great! When the woman is caught, won't the Great Khan be able to make a golden doll!" Liu Dayan patted his head, opened his mind, and the dead eyes turned into bad eyes, "Touch what you want, get a golden doll for the Great Khan! I'll give the Great Khan good news!" Hahaha!"

......

"Why are you pulling me into this hidden mess of grass?

"Shhhh

"Eat chicken, eat chicken, you won't hide, and no one else is staring!" Qingyuan Nanni was puzzled, but she still couldn't help but lower her voice.

"Goddess, you are stupid, didn't you hear me deliberately laughing loudly just now?" Ye Xianlang suddenly became serious, and lost his usual yin and yang weirdness.

When Qingyuan Nanni thought about it, she also felt that Ye Yanlang was unusually funny earlier, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"I call it 'beating the grass and scaring the snake', 'leading the snake out of the hole'!"

"Mom, where is the snake?" Qingyuan Nanni screamed in horror, Ye Yanlang quickly covered her mouth, and Qingyuan Nanni could only make a sound.

"In order to take a shortcut, we strayed into the bandit area! The bandit leader Shi Moshen knows, right?! There should be minions patrolling here, and we can't escape their eyes!"

"We're still afraid he won't make it!

"A reckless man is not necessarily a good man! Shi Moshen has the courage of ten thousand people, not to mention that there are many people, we can't be reckless!"

"Then you are still yelling?! Contradicting yourself! The more you look at it, the more stupid you become! I really regret being with you!"

Ye Yanlang was not annoyed, and said confidently: "At that time, we were already in the light, and they were in the dark! I spoke loudly, deliberately conveying our ignorance and defenselessness, so as to attract them over.

And then, just as now we are in the shadows, and they are in the light, we can wait for the opportunity to move! Of course, don't move! Shh......h

"Five years of duck two taels of silver, ten years of hen two taels of gold!

My little birds are heavy in twos and twos, and I don't drink and get dizzy. ”

Ye Shilang held the old hen in his hand, hummed a little tune to herd cattle, and walked with his head shaking his head on the mountain road, "suddenly", he met Aunt Wu!

"Shut up, what are you humming?!" Aunt Wu shouted at the throat, "It's 'five taels of silver for a duck in five years, and ten taels of gold for a hen in ten years'!"

Ye Yanlang pretended to be stupid and stood still, and he didn't say anything.

Aunt Wu circled around Ye Shilang and asked, "What about the two or two birds? What about the old duck? What about the woman? What are you doing?"

My woman has a big appetite, and the old duck has just been messed with by her alone, and he has indigestion and is not far away...... Belly. ”

"What? When did I become your Ye Shilang's woman? I messed with an old duck by myself? And pulled ......? Lewd villain! What a thief who digs a pit! Phew!" Qingyuan Nan Nicole in the grass heard it clearly, and in an instant her heart was extremely angry, annoyed, and ashamed!

"Let's see what this guy is going to do to me!" Qingyuan Nanni thought to herself.

When Aunt Wu heard Ye Xianlang say this, she couldn't help but let out a "huh", fanned the air with her hand on the side of her nose, and said with a look of disdain: "Look at your nest, you are really so greedy and sloppy to ask for a wife! I guess she is even more ugly!"

Over there, Qingyuan Nanni vomited blood happily when she heard it, and she couldn't wait to swallow Ye Yanlang in one bite!

Aunt Wu snatched the old hen from Ye Shilang's hand, and shouted: "If there is anything else that honors your uncle, take it out!" and then kicked at it!

"Ahh

"Ahh

Ye Shilang squatted down, trembling and pulling out a pipe from the waistband of his pants!

"Oh my God! You kid can pretend! You actually put all the iron pipes in the crotch of your pants!"

"Uncle, this is not an iron pipe! It's an iron flute!" Ye Xianlang said, and the iron flute was blown up violently.

"Stop, you kid wants to shock me to death! Get out of the way!" Aunt Wu plugged her ears with her hands, cursed, and ran away.