Everyone loves beauty.

Men are like that.

Therefore, if there are beautiful women like clouds, men will naturally yearn for it.

In this world, there are two places where beautiful women are like clouds. Where? Heavenly Palace!

The women in the sky, of course, are all fairies, and naturally they are all beauties. As a result, men are eager to spread their wings and fly into the sky.

As for the imperial palace, "three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two concubines and three thousand palace maids", all of them are beautiful women who are one in a hundred! No wonder, who doesn't dream of being an emperor?

That year, a young man stepped on shit luck and suddenly became the Ming Emperor with 3,000 beauties - Jiajing, which made all men in the world envious, jealous and hateful.

Singing every night, the emperor is too busy. He doesn't do anything to get wet with rain and dew, so he especially dotes on two or three concubines, especially Wang Ning.

Concubine Ning is absolutely beautiful and glamorous, which makes the emperor always want to stop.

On this day, it was sunny. In the Yikun Palace, Jiajing's head arched on Ning Concubine's chest, holding Ning Concubine's small waist with one hand, and probing into the depths of the ecstasy with the other hand.

"The emperor is not in a hurry, and he listens to the concubine say something important. Concubine Ning smiled lightly, and slightly blocked Jiajing's "salty pig hand" - only a little block, Ning Concubine knew that although this emperor Lao'er liked himself the most, he was moody, and hundreds of palace maids had died under his obscenity!

"Beauty, say it quickly!" Jiajing was a little impatient.

"The concubine heard from her mother's family that recently, a businessman named Wang Zhi colluded with the Japanese to make waves on the southeast coast, and the concubine asked the emperor to take precautions as soon as possible. ”

"Oh, you're talking about my little fellow in Anhui of Emperor Taizu! Small things, he just wants to make his business bigger and make a few more money, but he can't make any climate. Jiajing said contemptuously, "Of course, I have ordered General Yun to go south to find the sword, so that he can learn about the troubles in Zhejiang and Fujian by the way." ”

"Looking for a sword?" Concubine Ning's heart trembled slightly.

"Have you forgotten what I told you about the 'Merry Twin Swords'?" Emperor Lao'er became more and more excited, "At that time, with the Merry Sword, you and I can have great fun and compete with the immortals!"

Concubine Ning's clothes had already been torn off.

The carcass is so beautiful.

The emperor Lao Er lay on his stomach.

There was a "flutter", and it seemed that something had pierced in.

- Well, it turned out to be a pair of mandarin ducks plunged into the lake and pond by the Yikun Palace, chasing, the pool splashed, and the ripples were angry......

The morning dawn is shining, and the weather is clear. Jinyun Xiandu, a pillar of Dinghu Peak, looming. Yun Ou stopped and looked at it from afar, and a sense of solemnity and pride arose.

At the foot of Dinghu Peak, Qingyuan Gumeng, Longquan Sword Sect, Oujiang Boat Gang, Songyang Duhui, Yunhe Xiangong Jianzhuang, Qingtian Shimen, Suichang Peony Valley, Jingning Ma Xianjiao, Songxi Red Road, Zhenghe White House, Jian'ou Heixing, Yongjia Bilian Valley and other people and horses came one after another, gathered in a staggered manner, and it was very lively. Jinyun Dayanmen and Dalongmen occupy the friendship of landlords, and the limelight is the most prosperous.

It is the annual ceremony of worshiping the Yellow Emperor in the fairy capital.

As the highlight of the ceremony, it is "Flying Ding Chasing Dreams": heroes from all walks of life show their light skills and try to climb to the top of Dinghu Peak.

No one has ever succeeded!

Only the gods succeed!

Because the peak of Xiandu Dinghu is the first "stalagmite" in the world, it is 100 zhang high, extremely steep and steep!

No, Dayanmen is performing "Turning the Ninth Floor", in order to "climb to the top" - climb to the top of the stacked table, so as to fly to Dinghu Peak.

Each disciple of Dayan Gate has a goose feather in his hair bun, and his arms are tattooed with flying geese, which is very tough. Standing high above the nine-story table is "Drifting Rain" Ling Huan. I saw that Ling Huan tiptoed on his toes, and flew out towards Dinghu Peak, fluttering and dashing! However, suddenly, Ling Huan fell like a kite with a broken string. At the moment of landing, a person flew forward like lightning to catch it. His person is Zhu Jue, the leader of Dayanmen.

After that, dozens of people in the Great Dragon Gate stacked up a ten-story high arhat.

Those "Arhats" are really bald, with open chests and open arms, tattooed with dragons, and they are majestic!

With the deafening "hey, ha" two sounds, the bottom nine layers of "Arhats" squatted together, working together, and the top "Iron Arhats" bravely took advantage of the momentum to sweep towards Dinghu Peak!

It seemed to be close to the goal, and everyone applauded—— but unfortunately it was just an illusion of looking up, and in an instant, there was a "coo-dong" sound, and Zhiyong was planted with a butt!

"Hey, friend, excuse me. Seeing the crowds in the distance, the noise was faint, Yun Ou was anxious to rush there, but it happened that a little woman was always in the way.

"Hey, what, hey!" the little woman said, "Who is your friend?!, have we met?"

Yun Ou looked embarrassed, and hurriedly said, "Ah, beauty, borrow light!"

"Well, that's right! But in broad daylight, what light do you borrow?

"It's borrowing a way from you. "Yun Ou is still polite.

"It's strange, this road is not mine, what are you borrowing?"

"This ......," Yun Ou couldn't cry and laughed, "then please let me go." ”

"The road is facing the sky, half of each way, I go mine, you go yours!"

"But you're always in front of me. Yun Ou's tone stiffened.

"I'll go to the left, you can go to the right, I'll go to the right, you can go to the left! But you like to be my follower, I can't help it!" the little woman looked innocent. When Yun Ou heard this, he was ignorant!

"No, that's not right, if I go to the left, she will block the left, and if I go to the right, she will block the right!" Yun Ou's mind finally went around the corner, so Zhengse said: "This beauty, you are really in the way." Please give way, I have something to do. ”

"This beauty? this beauty also has a name and a surname!" The little woman crossed her hands on her hips, with a posture that was unreasonable, "There is something to do?

"Your surname is Ma's mother-in-law?" Yun Ou said with a puzzled expression, "Or, are you an old woman surnamed Ma?"

"Fool! 'Mother-in-law' is someone else's honorific title for me!"

"Okay, respected Granny Ma, please make way for me!"

"It's the grandson who makes way for his mother-in-law!" "Mother-in-law Ma" stretched her palms forward, shook her palms downward and left and right, and her eyebrows danced, "I won't let it!"

Yun Ou's face was gloomy, and he was speechless for a while.

"You're angry? You're going to hit ......."

Before the word "I" could be spoken, Yun Ou had already passed over Granny Ma's head!

"Woo woo woo ......" Yun Ou looked back, and it turned out to be Ma Po Ji sitting on the ground, kicking her feet around, crying. Yun Ou turned around and bowed his head to comfort: "Granny Ma, what's wrong with you?"

"You two bastards, since you bullied me, what kind of good person do you pretend?"

"Ahh

"You're clearly laughing!" you're laughing, you're laughing, you're laughing, you're laugh

"Huh?"

"This!called!crotch!down!of!humiliation!"

"No, I really can't help it, it's also flying by. Yun Ou explained nervously.

"What kind of flying! Do you have the ability! Do you have the ability to fly over the Dinghu Peak! Anyway, this revenge is not a gentleman!" Ma Poma's eyes widened, gritting her teeth. At the moment when the teeth were cut, a trace of snotty slid into the mouth.

"Doesn't this person look like a gentleman in the first place!" Yun Ou was worried, smiled dumbly, and hurriedly handed over the handkerchief. Granny Ma looked at the vacancy, kicked at the crotch of Yun Ou's pants, and scolded on her mouth: "Fuck you bastard!"

Caught off guard, Yun Ou fell on all fours in the eager dodge, embarrassed! Although Yun Ou was very good at kung fu, he never expected that the other party would have such a trick!

"Hahahaha, evil is rewarded!" Granny Ma was happy now.

Yun Ou stood up half-innocently, stepped forward and said with a smile: "Is Granny Ma satisfied now?"

"Mmmmmm, satisfied!no!" Granny Ma said that change will change.

"Why not?"

"I told you earlier, I have a name and a surname! Don't you want to know?"

"Isn't your surname Ma?"

"I don't have the surname Ma!" Granny Ma stretched her palms forward again, and shook her palms downward and left and right, and her eyebrows danced again, and her tone was still so hanging.

"So, dare to ask the beauty her surname?"

"Well, since you want to know so much, then, there is no way, I have to tell you quietly that I am called!'Ru!'!"

"Ah, beautiful women!"