Chapter 2: Female ghosts
On the Xiandu trail, one person walked forward.
He has sword eyebrows, beautiful hair, and a heroic face, and there is always a trace of smile and kindness.
He was dressed in a green shirt and had a short sword pinned to his waist—a sword, or perhaps a short blade, because the blade was slightly curved. The sword has a fantasy title - the Heart Sword!
A gust of wind rose, his sideburns fluttered, and his green shirt was blowing, it was really a jade tree in the wind, and he was graceful.
- He is Yun Ou, who was ordered to go south to find the sword, and he is merry and charming!
Behind Yun Ou, the beauty is like a cloud!
Of course, it's not the seven fairies in the sky who go down to earth, it's not the three thousand beauties who go out of the palace, or the beauties are like clouds!
"Granny Ma, oh, really, Ruyun, how did you keep up with me?" Hearing footsteps behind him, Yun Ou asked back.
"Why do you say I'm following you? don't be narcissistic!" Ruyun asked rhetorically, "I was going to go over there!"
I'm afraid I'm going to have to struggle with my tongue again! Yun Ou hurriedly made a long story short: "Let's go, let's go our own way." ”
"When am I going to be your dad again?!"
"People are saying, 'let's go, let's go', which means forget it!"
"It's still 'people'? Forget it, the Lun family won't be so good!"
"What the hell!" Yun Ou secretly complained, and the thirty-six plans were the upper plan, and he turned around and slipped away.
"Ahh
After only a few steps, Yun Ou heard Ruyun's exclamation. I saw that it was like a cloud, standing on the Tingbu Bridge, staggering, crumbling!
Coincidentally, an old woman on crutches behind Ruyun was frightened, and as soon as she stepped into the air, her body was about to fall into the stream!
Without thinking, Yun Ou flew over, and the long robe flew out like Lian, wrapping the old woman steadily, and at the same time reached out and grabbed Ruyun's belt and pulled it back.
"Ahh
Yun Ou panicked: "Girl, you can't wronged me!"
"How did I wronged you? You almost unbuckled me just now!"
"I'm here to save you!Could it be that I'm pulling your hair?!" Yun Ou was really angry this time.
"Annoyed and angry?" Ruyun stretched out his palms like this and shook them from side to side, "Do I want you to save me?"
"Didn't you almost fall into the water just now?!"
"I want to jump into the stream and swim, can't?!"
"But you're crying out for 'help'!"
"I just wanted to kill myself by jumping into the water! I want to save the fish's life, can't I?!"
Yun Ou was speechless for a moment, "this, this, this" for a long time, and his face turned red. Suddenly, I wanted to say: "Someone's saliva can drown people, I guess the fish jumped into your saliva!"
The old woman next to her, this will be relieved, after thanking Yun Ou, she shook her head and sighed: "The girl is not kind, how can she calculate others?"
"What kind of good guy are you pretending to be! You want to take the opportunity to slip away?
"I've really met a master who is messing around! I'm haunted by ghosts!" Yun Ou cried bitterly in his heart, didn't say a word, turned around and fled.
After a while, there was no movement behind him, Yun Ou collected his feet, wiped his sweat, and felt relieved.
"Wait!"
"Here we go again!" Yun Ou had to turn around, and when he saw it, he was terrified - the woman just now was chasing after her with her hair in her hair! "What the hell is it in the daytime? Such a rude and eccentric person, could it really be a female water ghost?"
"What are you running away from!" The "female ghost" spoke, "Just now, when I said 'lost', I meant being splashed by water and getting wet! It was you who misunderstood me, and I will take advantage of the situation to make fun of you later!"
Yun Ou came back to his senses, and only smirked.
"Let's go together!" Ruyun invited.
"You're not teasing me anymore?" Yun Ou hesitated.
"No, no, no!"
"Thank you, beautiful women!"
"Remember, my name is 'Ma Po Po'!"
"You're still going to trick me!" Yun Ou said remorsefully, "Didn't you tell me your name was 'Ruyun?'"
"That's right, but don't forget, I was telling you someone quietly, right?" Ruyun shook his palms from side to side.
"That's right!" Yun Ou recalled, "But why can you only call it 'Ma Po Po'?"
"You'll understand later. Anyway, in the presence of others, you can no longer call me 'Ruyun'!" Ruyun said solemnly.
"Okay, obey, Granny Ma!" Yun Ou sighed, "So, let's go together?"
"Help me!" a faint cry for help suddenly came at this time, it was the voice of the old woman I had just met!
Following the voice, Yun Ou found the old woman in a ravine not far away. Look at the old woman, who fell to the ground, unkempt, her clothes were even more sloppy, and her hands were rubbing her right leg, crying out in pain.
Yun Ou was faintly surprised, supported the old woman with both hands and jumped out of the ravine, and then simply carried it on her back and left.
"Good man!" said the old woman gratefully, "you have saved me twice......!
"Stinky and shameless!Where is he holding you?!Is he holding you!" Ruyun behind him was angry.
The old woman didn't pay attention to Ruyun, and Gu Zi chattered: "I'm such a bad old woman, let a handsome jade lang carry it, how can I really bear it! Is it a blessing from the previous life? But how can I say it's not, otherwise I met it when I was young, how could it be a negative heart lang! Hmph, that person is not as handsome as you!"
"Haha, the old man is very funny!" Yun Ou was amused and comforted, "Actually, I think you were also a beauty when you were young!"
"Yulang's vision is sharp!" the old woman suddenly became happy and said happily, "When your wife was young, it was really a flower within a radius of a hundred miles! There are many people chasing me! There are still people who have been waiting for me for decades!"
"I can't listen to it at all!" Ruyun said disdainfully, "bah", and simply slowed down and distanced himself from the two. "Actually, if you go back in time, this stinky old woman is really a beautiful embryo!" Ruyun looked at the old woman's back, as if she was a little jealous and silently chanted.
"Ah, it seems that you are still a person with a story!
Maybe it's a sign of respect for the elderly?
Maybe you're bored walking and want to hear stories to pass the time?
Maybe this guy was originally a heavy-tasted, smelly pervert?
Ruyun, who was left behind, "eavesdropped" with his ears sideways, and whispered "stinky perverts" and scolded non-stop.
The old woman became more and more excited, and immediately answered: "Of course, of course! My story is very exciting! Let's put it this way, in this world, if my story is missing, it will be overshadowed! In this way, let's introduce myself first! My surname is 'Feng'!"
"Granny Feng?" Yun Ou blurted out, and immediately felt that something was wrong, so he quickly closed his mouth.
"Isn't this normal for me?!"
"Uh-huh, what the old man said is very true!"
"I'm not a 'crazy mother-in-law', I'm a 'wind daughter'!"
"A thousand catties, a thousand gold, oh, Miss Qianjin!
"That's right!" The old woman waved her crutches and spat on her crutches, and said: "At that time, I was really captivated by the wind and the daughters......!
Hearing this, Yun Ou always felt that something like a small rain fell on his neck, a little sticky. "Saliva?" Yun Ou didn't have a taste in his heart, and his neck shrank involuntarily.
At this moment, the old woman suddenly raised her crutches and smashed it towards the back of Yun Ou's head!
Originally, this old woman was as thin as firewood and as light as the wind!
Now, the wind has turned into the wind in an instant, and the body of Yun Ou has almost collapsed!
At the same time, the old woman's legs clamped Yun Ou's body, like a ghost, like the wind hitting her body, lingering!
It's really the wind! This sudden change is as fast as the wind!
"This woman is crazy!" This judgment flashed in Yun Ou's mind!