Chapter 5: Two Crazy Men in One Play
"Hahaha! Good apprentice, time is not waiting for me, as a teacher, I will pass on the words of 'crazy jacks' and demonstrate them to you!" Feng Qianjin said happily, "You and I stand facing each other, what I say and do, you will follow what and do!"
Yun Ou naturally agreed.
"Take a right step, stretch your arms, and pat yourself on the back. "Feng Qianjin has taught by word and example.
"Stride right, stretch your arms, pat the horse...... Fart. Yun Ou heard and read the "sycophant", and he was a little uneasy. "What's the matter with taking a picture of Master's sycophancy!" Yun Ou thought about it, so he actively followed up.
"Eagle-eyed, grinning, spitting!"
"Eagle-eyed, grinning ......"
Ruyun, who was lying on the ground, listened to this, spit out "vomit", and wanted to turn his hand to wipe his lower back and neck, but he couldn't move.
Yun Ou was also stunned for a moment, retracted his movements, and asked in a daze: "Master, what kind of mouth is that, this, this is so exaggerated, but spitting, do you have such a dirty trick?"
"What an exaggeration! What's wrong with a dog's mouth? Some people are not even as good as dogs!" Feng Qianjin reprimanded, "It's dirty to spit? It's not poison! Isn't it okay to spray some saliva in the face of a vicious enemy?!"
"Haha, I understand! We're not enemies, so Master didn't spray us!" Yun Ou looked at Ruyun and said with a smile. Ruyun gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, expressing her disdain.
Feng Qianjin replied: "Young poor mouth! Go on! Stare at Eagle Eyes, grin at Dog's mouth, and spit!"
"Eagle-eyed, grinning, spitting!"
"Clamping the ape's elbows, howling wolves, picking tiger claws!"
"Clamping the ape's elbows, howling wolves, picking tiger claws!"
"Bump the ox's knee, wrap the snake's foot, and bully the bear's waist!"
......
At first, the movements of the master and apprentice were out of sync and a little messy, but later after Yun Ou became familiar with them, the mantras reported by the two were already in unison, and their movements were as uniform as those in the mirror and outsiders!
"Oh my God, it's so obscene! Isn't this 'two madmen in one play'?! Crazy, crazy! I'm going crazy!" Seeing all this, Ruyun's heart went crazy for a while.
“...... Shen, clipping, colliding, and deceiving words, you need not only skills, but also skills!" Feng Qianjin then said to Yun Ou, "In terms of skills, you are talented and intelligent, and in terms of skills, your original foundation is already very proud, plus the energy I gave you in the previous time, you are already strong enough in terms of skills!"
"Thank you very much, Master, Master, what kind of exercises did you instill in me?"
"Divide the money!"
"Or 'crazy jacks'?"
"Divide a thousand gold, divide the share, it is difficult to buy a thousand gold. I have divided the power that I have exhausted all my life and accumulated into three parts, of which one-third has been injected into you!"
After hearing this, Yun Ou immediately thanked and said: "It's hard to buy an inch of time with a thousand gold!" 'Divide a thousand gold', just like its name! What the master gave is not only a thousand gold, but it is not forgotten!"
Feng Qianjin smiled and said: "I have the fate of master and apprentice, and everything else is not enough to worry about." ”
"So, Master, have I finished the 'Crazy Thousand Pounds' exercise?"
"No! There is still the most critical step—— you still have to understand the word 'crazy'!" Feng Qianjin taught, "The biggest difference between crazy jacks and jacks is the word 'crazy'!"
"Hmm. However, among the many techniques practiced before, they are already 'full of madness', do you really want to go crazy in vain, Master?"
"How many times can you go crazy in life, and if necessary, what about going crazy once in a while?"
Sometimes, in the face of a strong and stubborn enemy, why not go crazy?!
But how can a person who is normal go crazy?
"Hey, crazy thousand catties!" Yun Ou thought hard and muttered, "Crazy thousand catties, wind thousand gold, one thousand gold, one thousand gold or one thousand gold, one thousand pounds or one thousand gold, one thousand pounds or one thousand gold, one thousand pounds
At that moment, a huge buffalo that broke free from the cow's rope came rushing wildly, and it was about to step on the clouds! Seeing this, Yun Ou roared wildly, the leopard's eyes opened angrily, bared its teeth and grinned, and flew across the back of the ox, suddenly picking its shoulders, twisting its legs, and clamping its knees, and its body was suddenly stunned, and in an instant, the wild bull fell down violently!
"Hahaha, I'm done in vain! I can go and find my son with peace of mind! Don't forget to find Brother Liu for me!" Feng Qianjin suddenly laughed a few times, left a few words, and quickly flew away.
Dinghu Peak has been getting closer and closer, and its majestic appearance is becoming more and more magnificent. Along the way, Ruyun pouted and complained.
"Feng Qianjin bullied me so much, why didn't you come to the rescue?"
"A lot of times, it's far cuter for a woman to lie down than to stand. Especially you!"
"People are in danger, you still have such dirty thoughts!"
"Actually, I mean to say that you were lying down safely. Because I found that when my master attacked you, he was far less aggressive than when he attacked me. What's more, she made it clear that as long as you lie down for half an hour, won't you be able to get up on your own later?"
"So, if I say that I have already unlocked the acupuncture points, do you believe it?"
Yun Ou was surprised, and jokingly said: "So, you can really pretend! In addition to pretending to be 'Ma Po Po', can you still pretend to be dead!"
Ruyun didn't care, shook his hand and said: "Don't pretend not to live, don't do nothing! Some people still pretend to be crazy!"
"You mean my master is pretending to be crazy?!"
"It's hard to say! she's pretty good at pretending anyway!"
"She wants to find Brother Liu and her son, is she also pretending?"
"Do you really want to help her find it?"
"That's right, I had that idea in the first place, and now she's my master again. ”
"But she didn't tell you about the appearance of Brother Liu and her son!
"My master may appear again at any time. I just happen to be traveling the world, and there will be many opportunities. Of course, I believe in serendipity!"
"Hey!" Ruyun turned his head and looked at Yun Ou seriously, and sighed inexplicably.
When Yun Ou and Ruyun rushed to the foot of Dinghu Peak, it was noon, and the heroes who participated in the Yellow Festival were eating at the side inns, wine shops, and vendors.
"We're late, and it looks like it's over. Yun Ou thought that the ceremony had passed, and said with some disappointment.
"Who said that? Didn't you hear that the good shows are all behind?!" Granny Ma said confidently, "The performances just now are all shrimp soldiers and crab generals, children and players! Next, the gangsters are about to appear!"
Dalongmen "Iron Arhat" Zhiyong is eating in the noodle restaurant with Jinyun Tu Cool Noodles "Suck and Stay", when the ears pass into the words "Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals", the hand that picks the soil and cool noodles suddenly hovers in the air. As soon as Ruyun blurted out a few words, Zhiyong couldn't help but slap his chopsticks and noodles on the table with a "bang", jumped in front of Ruyun, and said angrily: "It seems that you are a big man in the rivers and lakes?!"
"Drifting rain" Ling Huan hurriedly pulled and persuaded: "Why bother with the little girl!"
"Yo, it seems that you are the 'shrimp soldier and crab general' I just said?" Ruyun circled around Zhiyong and laughed, "Haha, look, the buttocks are blooming, it is estimated that the performance was embarrassed in the morning, and now it is annoyed and angry!"
"It's too much to deceive people!" Zhi Yong was furious, and instantly slapped his palm!
"Mighty King Kong Palm!" Yun Ou behind him shouted and quickly pulled away like a cloud.
But in an instant, Zhiyong's big palm had also stagnated halfway—— he was caught alive with his index finger and middle finger! This person has thick eyebrows and big eyes, wide cheeks and strong bones, and it is Brother Qiang, the leader of the Great Dragon Gate!
"On such a good day, don't hurt the peace. Brother Qiang smiled and hugged his fists, "Welcome to the two new guests!"
"Okay, listen to Brother Qiang!" Zhiyong was still a little emotional, and said, "Then it's okay to ask these two gangsters to show a few hands!"
"I'm not a big guy! I'm a mother-in-law, mother-in-law!"
As soon as Ruyun's words came out, everyone was amazed!
"Obviously a beautiful little girl, she has to be called a mother-in-law, so she deliberately tricks everyone!"
"Maybe people really have a good look. Tsk!"
Ruyun didn't pay attention to everyone's discussions, and shouted: "Get out of the way, I want to fly to Dinghu Peak, let you see how powerful Granny Ma is!"
At this time, under the peak of Dinghu Lake, there are crowds of people, and the onlookers are cheering and pouring colors.
"Then offend!" said Ruyun, jumped up on the ground, stepped on the top of the neighbor's head, and flew away like a dragonfly in the water!
Everyone was surprised! When they came back to their senses, Ruyun had already stepped on the last person and flew towards Dinghu Peak!
"Granny Ma, wait!" At this moment, a faster figure flew behind Ruyun in an instant, grabbed Ruyun and jumped to the ground.