Chapter 4: Crazy Jacks
"But we heard you say to yourself that you are going to find your son!" Ruyun said unhappily.
"Can't you come back if you're gone?" said Feng Qianjin. Ruyun can't cope, and wants to open his mouth to scold.
Yun Ou hurriedly forked away and asked enthusiastically, "Old man, could it be that you have found your son?"
"Cut! How could it be! I came back to ask you to help me find my son. Of course, if possible, it's good to help find my brother Liu by the way. ”
"Brother Liu, didn't you say Brother Liu at first?" Yun Ou was puzzled, and it was not easy to ask directly, so he said cheerfully: "Well, the junior is willing to serve!"
Yun Ou replied very simply, because he felt that this Feng Qianjin was really worthy of sympathy, especially when he found out that Feng Qianjin seemed to be much older than before all of a sudden!
"So how old is your son?"
Feng Qianjin looked at Yun Ou, pondered for a while, and then replied: "When I was twenty-five years old, and Brother Liu was thirty years old, we had a son, and the son should be seventeen years old, seven or eight years younger than you." ”
"Oh my God!" Yun Ou wondered: "Doesn't this mean that Feng Qianjin is only in her early forties now, how can she age so quickly?"
"Old man, oh, senior, what is your son's name?" Yun Ou hurriedly asked.
"I've always wanted Brother Liu to have a good name, but this thin lover disappeared later!" Fen Qianjin sighed.
"Isn't your son with Brother Liu?" asked Yun Ou.
"Why don't you ask her if her son is with Liu Lang?!" Ruyun teased.
Feng Qianjin sighed faintly and said, "None of them are together." ”
"It's a 'not together'! What a fun thing to play!" Ruyun seemed to have caught some trick, and there was something to say.
Yun Ou naturally heard the sound outside the strings, but he didn't pay attention to it, and continued to say to Feng Qianjin: "It would be nice if we were together." Because it's always relatively easy to find people, adults. ”
"That's right. I hope they're all together!" Feng Qianjin's voice was a little low.
Ruyun said: "The four of them are together, that's really a happy family!"
Everyone didn't pay attention to it. Yun Ou asked Feng Qianjin: "If you guess correctly, Brother Liu is 'Liu Shenghua', right?"
"How do you know?!" Feng Qianjin looked stunned.
"You've already told me that it's the green April buds, and you've already heard the willow flowers. The wind is warm and stretches me more, so that my brother can tie his braids. Yun Ou recited the verses of Feng Qianjin's poems and made his own judgment, "Moreover, Brother Liu is skillful and versatile!"
Feng Qianjin's eyes were filled with tears, and she said with a little choked up: "Well, Liu Shenghua, Shenghua is wonderful, versatile......"
"What a versatile! I think it's just a matter of folding some wicker, weaving some flower baskets, and giving them to a little girl who is just starting to fall in love, and coaxing her to be happy!" Ruyun also has her own reasoning.
After hearing this, Feng Qianjin's face suddenly distorted, pointed at Ruyun, and said angrily: "What a snarky little slut......!
"Seniors, don't worry about ignorant children, we say it's important to get down to business. Yun Ou could only be a peacemaker, and hurriedly said, "So, what do you describe what Brother Liu looks like?"
This will Ruyun couldn't help but scold again: "You are so enthusiastic to help her, are you a fool? Don't you see that she will take revenge? She attacked you, have you forgotten?!"
Feng Qianjin scolded angrily: "You know a fart! I sneak attack him, it's all pretended!"
She slanted like a cloud, then turned to Yun Ou, and continued: "Young man, I just want to take this special way to remind you that the rivers and lakes are sinister!
"What the seniors said is extremely true!" Yun Ou thanked him.
Ruyun was stunned, and suddenly asked: "Did you also pretend to be disappointed after looking at the sword at that time?!"
"I'm not robbing, I'm exchanging!" replied Feng Qianjin, not what she asked.
This time, Yun Ou was also confused and asked, "Senior, you said that you pretended to be a sneak attack to remind me, but I believe it." But where does this exchange begin?"
"I slapped you on the shoulder, don't you feel it now?
Yun Ou was puzzled, touched his shoulder, and felt no pain! Then he casually made a move to "idle cloud and lonely crane", padding his feet, pausing his feet, kicking his legs, and stretching his arms in one go, and suddenly felt that the strength of his limbs doubled!
Yun Ou immediately understood that at the moment when he patted himself on the shoulder, Feng Qianjin had injected a lot of power into herself!
Ruyun was anxious, and before Yun Ou could move his hand and reply, he rushed to sneer at Feng Qianjin and said: "Yes, you injured him! Snatching other people's things at the cost of injuring others, is this what you said in exchange?
Feng Qianjin hissed, and then flew on Ruyun, howling: "Dare to call me crazy, old lady, I'll be crazy to show you!"
But seeing this wind and gold, his hair was unkempt, his eyes were about to crack, his teeth were bared, he let out a strange and terrifying roar, and his hands were clawed like eagles on his shoulders!
Yun Ou came back from being immersed in joy, and when he saw Feng Qianjin's savage and crazy posture that had abused him, he was eager to stop it, but Feng Qianjin suddenly clamped her legs and her weight downward, and she immediately fell down like a dog eating!
"Seniors raise their noble hands!" Yun Ou pleaded.
"Hmph, the little slut who doesn't know whether to live or die without a mouth! For my apprentice's sake, I'll spare this time for the time being!" Feng Qianjin let go like a cloud and said indignantly, "But you have to stay for me for half an hour first, lie down and think about it!"
Ruyun actually lay down obediently, just looking at Yun Ou with tears in her eyes, and made some muffled sounds in her mouth.
Yun Ou knew that Ruyun had been sealed by Feng Qianjin, and he couldn't move, so he was asking for help from himself. How should this crazy woman, old and young, "settle" herself?
"Kneel down!Obey the order!" Yun Ou was thinking, and was confused by this shout!
"Senior, you have just been punished by you for 'lying on the ground and thinking', why do you have to kneel again? Not to mention that she can't get up!" Yun Ou wondered.
Just in the morning, Yun Ou heard Feng Qianjin say, "For my apprentice's sake", he thought it was a slip of the tongue and didn't care. Now, there is another "apprentice", it seems that this Ruyun must be the apprentice of Feng Qianjin! It's just that this thing is too strange, Yun Ou thought.
"What a mess! You're my apprentice!"
"Oh my God, I'm the apprentice of this crazy mother-in-law? What is this? Perhaps, this is the thinking of a madman?" Yun Ou thought to himself, but still asked cautiously, "Senior, are you mistaken?"
"How can I remember wrong?!I taught you such good exercises twice, and I injected so much skill into you, the evidence is ironclad, do you want to deny it?!"
"What exercises have you taught me?"
"Crazy jacks!"
"Well, I know, Feng Qianjin, that's the name of the senior. ”
"'Crazy thousand pounds'! The madness of a madman, the thousand pounds of a thousand pounds!"
Yun Ou suddenly realized, laughed, and joked: "Haha, I see! However, you still haven't taught me the 'Crazy Thousand Pounds' exercise, are you obviously using this exercise to bully our two juniors!"
"What a bully! This is the 'example of teaching' in 'teaching by word and deed'!"
Yun Ou smiled bitterly, and then said, "Okay, okay, what about 'words'?"
"Kneel down, call 'master', and I will teach you!"
Do you want to worship this crazy woman as a teacher? Do you really want to learn this crazy exercise? Glaring angrily, gritting your teeth, and screaming madly...... Thinking of this, Yun Ou shuddered in his heart.
"Master is above, be worshiped by the apprentice!" Suddenly, Yun Ou made an unbelievable choice, and the god sent a ghost to bow to the wind and daughter!
Ruyun, who was lying on the ground, saw the scene in front of him, his eyes showed confusion and anger, and his mouth "whined" and protested.
What can be done? Yun Ou himself felt incredible!
Xu is sympathetic to the plight of Feng Qianjin's plight and accommodating?
Xu is that he has absorbed the huge skills of others for no reason, do you need to know Entu?
Xu is the "crazy jack" exercise magical, unstoppable charm?
Maybe it's with a madman, and if you're not crazy, you're going crazy?
Anyway, the next scene made even a crazy person like Ruyun collapse in his heart!