Chapter 16: Zhaomei's life experience

When I came back to see Tao Yao, they were playing with birds......

The bird's fur was black and shiny, and it was the best of its kind in terms of appearance and size, and it was definitely easy to see and easily attract the attention of girls.

Not to mention that Tao Yao was still quietly lowering his head, and kept stroking on the bird...... With the gentle muffled sound from time to time from him, the peach blossoms on Jintao Mountain also bloomed more gorgeously, and the air of the whole mountain began to become sweet......

Seeing this, did everyone blush, did they pant, did they feel that they couldn't take a holiday today?

But the reality tells us - don't be dirty, be elegant!

"Don't masturbate anymore! Sister Zhao is not good-looking, if you want to be bald again, how will you live in the future?" Fang Guiyuan crossed his hands on his hips and strongly condemned Tao Yao's disgraceful behavior.

"No, I'll follow the hair!" Tao Yao retorted, and by the way, he scooped Zhao Mei into his arms.

"Okay——, what a ——, dick!" Zhao Mei also shouted, he was humming just now.

Fang Guiyuan: (▼Dish▼#) Bastard starling, have you forgotten who brought you out of the egg and raised such a big one?

"Dick! Big guy! Big guy dick!" Zhao Mei is still shouting.

Tao Yao smiled and continued to stroke his hair.

"Okay, don't make trouble!Tao Yao Daoyou," Zhu Xuan pushed away Fang Guiyuan, who was stuck in front of him, and said to Tao Yao, "The things have been brought, let's settle the matter as soon as possible." ”

Tao Yao nodded.

"But how do you get that ball of qi out?" Fang Guiyuan asked.

"This used to be a problem, but now that we have Huangmu in hand, it's easy!" Zhu Duan smiled.

"The poor Dao will graft the imperial tree to the past, and also ask the Taoist friends to return to the main body, first induce the vitality in the imperial wood, and then control the qi mass to converge into the imperial wood...... I'll go, Zhaomei, go away!"

"Alas...... Why are you like this, bird!" Fang Guiyuan grabbed back the starling who was suddenly like a sheep going crazy, and was about to grab the sycamore branches.

This time it's time to get down to business, no matter how much he stretches out his claws and scratches them, he can't let go!

Tao Yao smiled slightly, immediately agreed, and went back into the big peach tree, feeling that Zhu Duan had grafted the sycamore emperor wood, and began to follow the steps he had told.

Fang Guiyuan: "Why do I think I'm useless?"

Zhu Zhu was speechless, and his heart said that there was nothing to do at this point, and this is not your specialty, what are you involved in?

In the end, he didn't know where to take out the thick and green cucumber, stuffed it to Fang Guiyuan, and comforted him, "Go, go, you go to the side to eat melons and watch the play." Don't worry, my cucumbers from Changbai Mountain will definitely satisfy you!"

Chen Jiu took the opportunity to mock Fang Guiyuan, "Tut, I ate watermelon yesterday, I ate cucumber today, what are you going to eat the day after tomorrow?"

"You gag my mouth too!" Zhu Xuan severely criticized Chen Jiu, and stuffed him with cucumbers.

"Both mouths are gagged!" he stressed.

Fang Guiyuan: ?? (???????)???? , what the assertions say...... Is it the two mouths of the two of us? Or the two mouths that grow on one person?

Aged wine: (=_=) , I don't know...... , eat first and then speak!

Seeing that Zhu Duan had turned around and was serious about helping Tao Yao "give birth", Fang Guiyuan sighed, holding the fluttering Zhao Mei with one hand, and simply nibbled on the cucumber......

"This cucumber is really good...... but it's a pity that it's gone in a few bites. "Do you still have a cucumber, give me another one to taste!"

"This cucumber is quite thick and long, why did you finish it at once?" Chen Jiu asked while chewing the melon, "Bottomless pit?"

Fang Guiyuan: "This cucumber is delicious!"

Chen Jiu took the remaining half of the cucumber in his hand and pointed at Fang Guiyuan, and said righteously, "Let me tell you, you are trying to sell Changbai Mountain cucumber after selling your watermelon!

Author: "That is, if you advertise, I will be said to be in the water again, do you know?!"

"Hey——, what's wrong with me asking for a cucumber?" Fang Guiyuan looked disgusted, "Also, was there something messing in just now?"

"I don't know, pervert passing by, don't pay attention to him!" Chen Jiu poured back his hand and finished a few bites of the cucumber, still with a righteous face.

Zhu Zhu: "...... Can you give you the biggest one?"

Then Zhu Duan pointed at the place at Fang Guiyuan's feet - a big cucumber taller than the two of him appeared on the spot, and followed Fang Guiyuan side by side.

"Haha, yes, yes, this is the king of cucumbers!" hugged the big cucumber, Fang Guiyuan began to gnaw.

The Zhao sister in his hand screamed so badly that Fang Guiyuan was annoyed by him and dug a hole directly on the cucumber and buried him in it......

Poor Zhao Mei could only stick out a bird's head outside, staring at the wooden stick inserted in the big peach tree - I don't know why, he just likes that Dongdong so much! It's a pity that he was like this......

After about a quarter of an hour, the mutation suddenly happened!

The size of the wooden strip inserted in the tree suddenly skyrocketed, and many tendrils grew at the bottom of the bark, some attached to the tree, some waving in the air.

Fang Guiyuan: !!! tentacles?!

And that's not all!

Then, the top of the stick began to pull out the branches and leaves—really, only the top end...... A leaf popped up.

It is estimated that everything that should be done has been done, and Tao Yao also jumped out and began to watch the growth process of his "son......

"Why is it so ugly?" he sighed, "it also came out of my body, and it looks good to give some face!"

"This tree also looks good?"

"Why don't you look at it? Look at his leaves, his torso, his whiskers...... It's all ugly!"

Fang Guiyuan: ...... It's the first time I've seen an old father who dislikes his children so much.

Zhaomei: ,,?^?,,, like, want!

"Big, give, give, give!" he shouted.

Zhu Duan frowned, looked at Sister Zhao's eyes for a while, and then said to Fang Guiyuan: "Old Fang, do you think Sister Zhao has this reaction...... It's a little weird?ordinary, uh, mythical beasts, probably wouldn't be so sensitive to a tree like a sycamore......"

Fang Guiyuan was silent.

Fished Zhao Mei out of the cucumber and pressed it in his arms, and then Fang Guiyuan pinched his mouth, wings, and tail...... Take a good look at the whole body of this bird.

"This looks like a starling!" Fang Guiyuan complained. When he didn't think about the race of recruiting girls?

The bird had been wrong since it saw the "pregnant" old peach tree, and was still drooling over the newborn Sycamore Tree...... Looking at this performance, it may really have something to do with the divine bird Phoenix.

Can you recruit a sister like this...... That's a real setback!

"If you don't look like it, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's not a phoenix...... Forget it, I can't speak with a clear conscience, if it weren't for his reaction this time, no one would really be able to connect him with Phoenix......" Zhu Duan sighed and said, "Why don't you put Zhao Mei here with Tao Yao Daoyou first?" After all, Wutong Huangmu still needs to wait for the complete recovery, and Lao Liu didn't urge, let's see how Zhao Mei performed during this time?"

"This ......" Fang Guiyuan was a little hesitant, he swayed his sister and asked him, "What do you think of yourself?"

Zhao Mei was blessed with her heart at this time, and she understood their conversation 100%, and immediately opened her mouth and said, "Okay......! Don't talk about it in the future, say that the big guy eats dicks!"

Fang Guiyuan: If you say these words again, I will stuff you directly into the pot!

Although he was a little unwilling, Fang Guiyuan still let go and let his baby pursue love - fake, all fake!

In fact, he directly threw Zhao Mei into Tao Yao's arms and made him "love what"!

Then Tao Yao let go, and let Zhao Mei flutter under the leaves of the Sycamore Emperor Tree—the wooden strip was still too thin for him to stand on, and began to face the only green leaf in front of the family...... Singing mountain songs......

"Love ~ sister sigh ~"

Σ(?д?lll), what the hell is thisTM?!!

The song sung by the starling...... How can you call a song?!!

Don't you see that the brittle leaves are wilting?!!

Fang Guiyuan: ".................. I didn't teach him to sing!"I can't teach such a beautiful song!"

Chen Jiu: "It's so ugly...... , if Sister Zhao really has something to do with the phoenix, I'm afraid that the birds will kill their relatives in righteousness!"

Zhu Xuan: "Ahem, what, let's go back first, old Fang, you haven't entertained me yet when I came to you!"

Fang Guiyuan was as good as a stream, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and ran away first.

Tao Yao: !! you TM quickly bring this bird back for me!!

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Small Theatre:

Fang Guiyuan (sigh): I think my original setting was to laugh and scold, hide deeply, and laugh at the hidden master of Hongchen...... , I didn't expect that now the author has decided to make me brainless and happy......

Chen Jiu: Forget it, your setting is much better than mine, okay? Look at my presence in the last few chapters......

Fang Guiyuan (continues to sigh): This author is too watery!

Chenjiu: That's right!

Author: That's it, don't you see that I'm also continuing to water now?