Chapter 17: The Tragedy That Is About to Arise Because of Boredom
It's been a few days, and life is still boring.
"I'm so sleepy...... I don't know why, I've been sleepy ever since I drank the old Peachtree's wine...... Old Fang, can you explain to me?" Chen Jiu yawned.
"Huh?" Fang Guiyuan put down the peach in his hand, reached out to hug Chen Jiu's head, turned left and right, and looked at it several times.
"Somehow trapped like this? Could it be that you have it?"
"You have it!" Chen Jiu glared, "Which man have you ever seen who has had a child of his own?!"
"Isn't Tao Yao that!" Fang Guiyuan retorted......
Aged wine: ...... I said it so quickly that I forgot that there was a fresh example of the old peach tree......
He waved away Fang Guiyuan's claws on his head, and picked up a peach and stiffened his mouth, "I don't care, I'm just sleepy! What kind of wine do you say this old peach tree is brewing? It's delicious, it's delicious, how can there be such sequelae?"
"Then don't you drink a fake bar?" Fang Guiyuan laughed beside him.
"Fake wine, you're making a fake bar! Don't forget that your jar is still in my pocket!"
As soon as he heard this, Fang Guiyuan couldn't help but shrink his neck-no way, the shadow left on him by that alcohol comrade was too great! Fang Guiyuan had already sworn to the sky that he would never make wine again in this life!
Otherwise, who can guarantee that there won't be another alcohol girl next time?
"What's the matter? Old Fang, have you brewed wine? Come, give me a taste, and see how it compares to Tao Yao's Daoyou?" Zhu Duan also moved from his seat to join in the fun.
"Don't pay for it, this guy's craft...... I still don't take it out to scare you!" Chen Jiu still had a little conscience, and didn't take out the alcohol weapon that caused harm by stimulating human eyeballs.
Since people don't want to take it out, then don't take it out, and Zhu Xuan is not a hypocritical person, and it is a pity to just wave his hand at the moment.
Fang Guiyuan: What is a pity? We are doing this for your own good!
Since helping the old peach tree solve the matter, Tao Yao also paid very happily, in addition to giving them the peaches and wine caught by Chen Jiu, he also gave Zhu Duan the best effort to cut off a branch of his own tree - after all, he himself is an ancient tree species, and this branch should be conducive to Zhu Xuan's research on ancient plants.
Now the plant and the botanist have quickly hooked up and become each other's confidants.
And Fang Guiyuan is still salted fish......
Also, their starlings are also madly obsessed with the sycamore, who can't pull him, can't stand up, so he squats under it every day and sings mountain songs, and the only green leaf of the sycamore tree is curled up and shivering all day long, and recently it has turned yellow...... , the roots that originally took the tentacle tie route have been broken several times......
Fortunately, the tenacious vitality of the Sycamore Huangmu is still supporting him.
What's more serious is that the old peach tree has now been forced by Zhaomei's singing to escape reality by sleeping......
"Alas-" Thinking about it, Fang Guiyuan couldn't help but sigh.
"What's wrong?" asked Chen Jiu.
"It's boring, you see now, I've been shut up and not allowed to speak in the comment area of the novel since I scolded the author, and the other novels I chased are also updated and touching, and I finally sent a chapter and TM was full of water......" Fang Guiyuan took a bite of the peach and said vaguely.
"Then you're going to play games! Aren't all games on your computer?"
In the past few days, under the leadership of Fang Guiyuan, Zhu Duan and Chen Jiu have refreshed their knowledge base - how else to say that people are old and become fine, it didn't take long for these two old guys who had lost contact with the new era for many years to immediately keep up with the pace of world development, among which Chen Jiu directly degenerated into an elderly Internet addict.
The scores in the game are higher than Fang Guiyuan!
It's been so bad that Daoist Fang Guiyuan's face has been swollen by Chen Jiu in the past few days, okay!
"No, I used a plug-in to play games yesterday, and I was reported and found out that my account was banned!" As soon as he said this, Fang Daochang wiped a handful of bitter tears on himself.
“...... Do you still need to play games?"
"That's!" Fang Guiyuan glanced at Zhu Xuan, and said righteously, "Since I have chosen this turbid red dust, then I have to learn to use ordinary people's methods to do things! I will also use them when they use plug-ins, and of course I will also use them to scold me! Besides......" Fang Guiyuan deliberately paused here to emphasize, "Poor Dao opened a plug-in with ability, why did they seal my account! Look at what has become of this social darkness!"
"But......" Zhu Jue thought this person was a little incredible, and asked in disbelief, "But aren't you playing that little game of connection matching?"
"Hmph!" Fang Guiyuan's reaction was even greater when he heard Zhu Xuan's words, and he followed him with an unhappy face, "That's why I said that society is sinister, you see that I use plug-ins in this game, and they even reported and banned me!
"Uh...... "Isn't the scariest thing about you playing this kind of game with cheats?"
Ask: My friend even has to go to play and watch the elimination, what should I do?
"Hehe," Chen Jiu laughed evilly a few times, and continued to reveal Fang Guiyuan's old bottom to Zhu Duan, "Zhu Duan, let me tell you, Lao Fang's guy can use plug-ins, but he didn't control himself, and directly upgraded his rank from the middle soy sauce party to the top god, and also went to the friend group to show off taunts...... You said he was like this and he wasn't reported, so who was reported?"
Zhu Zhu: "...... I was speechless. ”
Then he picked up a peach and silently went to the corner to nibble - a little away from someone first, which was conducive to holding his own discipline.
However, Zhu Xuan retreated, but Chen Jiu is still struggling on the front line of sarcasm Fang Guiyuan.
He clasped his hands to his chest, stood up, and obtained the absolute suppression of the other party's Taoist from his height, "I said that you are too, with your hand speed of being single for a thousand years, how can you not dominate the entire game world?
"Hehe," Fang Guiyuan looked disdainful, "Is Poor Dao the kind of person who relies on age advantage to win?!"
So you rely on plug-ins to dominate?
"That's why I don't want to call you when I play a group, just the level of your rookie who can only run around the pillar, with you will lower the combat efficiency of the entire team!" Chen Jiu said with a disgusted face.
"Damn, have you forgotten that I also spent a lot of effort to contribute to the last team battle with others, okay?!"
"Is that a team fight? That's rookies pecking at each other! Damn, you're pulling me over and fighting a bunch of new guys...... You have something to say about bullying kids, do you?"
"I ......"
The two people next to him quarreled because of the game, but Zhu Xuan could only silently hold his peaches and gnaw them slowly......
Lonely Judgments: I often feel out of place with them because I'm too serious......
"Okay, let's stop fighting! Don't worry, old Fang, I won't forget to take you to the top after I achieve the position of a great god in the future......!
"Gou?"
"Don't forget each other. Chen Jiu said with a smug smile, "Also, you are not allowed to recite poetry!"
Fang Guiyuan: (=_=) Oh.
"But I'm really bored!" Fang Guiyuan slid down from the stool and lay on the ground with his whole body soft into a puddle of mud and lamented.
The novel has not been updated...... The game was banned...... , even the birds are someone else's family, what fun can be left in such a life except for retreat and cultivation!
Chen Jiu can't look down on Guiyuan.
He smashed his mouth, and said with an indifferent face: "If you can't play the game, you can read the novel, and if the novel is not updated, you will learn to be updated!"
"Urging the ......" Fang Guiyuan's voice came from the ground slowly, looking weak, with a heart full of exhaustion, "I filled all the money except for the money spent on the game, and gave it all to the author, but what can I do if people are indifferent!"
"Charging money? I've wanted to ask this question for a long time, but you don't go down the mountain, you squat all day, where did you get the money? How did you get the computer network in this Taoist temple and everything?"
"You don't understand this!" As soon as he heard this topic, Fang Guiyuan immediately regained his vitality, used a carp to straighten up, turned up from the ground and sat down, "I don't steal or rob, and I don't go down the mountain in the third, but I have antiques in my hand, and I secretly cast a spell to exchange things and money, although I didn't tell anyone, neither party loses!"
"Antiques, not your pile of rags?"
"Oh, why are you bothering about that thing, just use it!" Fang Guiyuan waved his hand indifferently.
"Hmm...... , it's the same thing. Chen Jiu thought about it, and he didn't pursue it anymore, anyway, it wasn't him who was scared by Fang Guiyuan's hand!
"Then again, you're urging the change, you're urging in some unusual way!"
"I said in the comment section of that book! I said that if the author writes more than a day, I will send him a picture of a beauty!"
"Which beauty picture?" asked Chen Jiu.
"Tao Yao's, do you think this temptation is big?" Fang Guiyuan patted his thigh and said angrily, "But that author just doesn't change! I later gathered a bunch of people and threatened to send blades to the author's house, but they were still indifferent, even if the chapter that came out after ten days and a half months was still weak......
Chen Jiu was speechless, and he admired Fang Guiyuan's courage a little, and he dared to let out the beauty picture of the old peach tree casually...... Aren't you afraid of collective bloodshed and sacrifice?
Well...... Nosebleed Sacrifice ......
"In this way, the author's heart is quite determined...... he lamented.
"But you use some non-human means to urge, after all, just talk and don't make a fake. Chen Jiu smiled evilly and began to encourage Fang Guiyuan.
When Fang Guiyuan heard this, he narrowed his eyes, and a bright light crossed in front of him.
"yes! I didn't think of that! I used a little spell on the author, and he would have to be scared to code the words?hahahaha" He suddenly realized, and began to laugh arrogantly.
The assertions that have been watching: ...... Who was it that just said that he wouldn't use magic?!!!?
"That's right, you use that method to urge the change, maybe you will urge the pride and indulgence of the author, ten watches a day......" Chen Jiu continued to tempt Fang Guiyuan to do things - he really wanted to watch the show!
"That's right, what you said makes sense!" Fang Guiyuan finished laughing, and made a straight face, with a strange light in his eyes......
"I'll do it right away!"
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Small Theatre:
Fang Guiyuan: The poor road is announced, so the author who owes more and does not pay it back, and the author who digs the hole and does not fill it will be reduced to the point of the next chapter!!!