Chapter 42: Duang

"Huh, isn't that the Wuneng Alliance Master and the other two Deputy Alliance Leaders of our Wu Ke Alliance? Why are they all tied up? ”

"More than 20 days ago, when the four of us were collecting white jade beads in the Shennongjia area, we accidentally met a group of female savages. I have also heard the legend of the female savage, and I saw that my junior brother of Bajie was young, only a teenager, so I asked him to go back and wait for us first. At the time, we thought it would be a fierce battle, but we didn't expect them to treat each other politely. Later, we went to the tribe of the female savage as a guest, and after some understanding, it turned out that the sleepless man who was rumored to have been taken away by the female savage in previous years was just here as a guest. The reason is that the range of activities of our sleepless people in Shennongjia is getting bigger and bigger, which seriously affects their living environment, so they will select a few sleepless people to establish diplomatic relations every time, hoping that they can be peace messengers and jointly maintain the ecological balance of Shennongjia. ”

Chen Xinyan said this, sighed, and said: "It's just that I didn't expect that when I came back, I found out that the ramming monk and the dead field chicken actually joined forces with Xu Xinyu to spread rumors and deceive everyone to shave their heads, which really makes me very sad." In particular, among all the people present, there are many beautiful fairies, but they were deprived of black and beautiful green silk by these rumors. Therefore, I can't stand by and hide the truth, so I decided to kill my relatives in righteousness to repay my innocence, and I still have black and bright hair for all of you present!"

After that, Chen Xinyan kicked Xu Xinyu hard and motioned for him to say the code.

"Let go of me! Hurry up and let go of me! I hate it to death~ It's Xu Xinyu, not the handsome and manly, bookish and masculine women's clothing boss Xu Xinyu~" The tied up Xu Xinyu didn't know when she became a delicate girl.

"Fuck your mother, are you blind when we are blind? Transform in front of us and still want to quibble!" Someone in the crowd suddenly shouted angrily, debunking Xu Xinyu.

Seeing that the fire was almost over, Chen Xinyan raised his hands and pressed them, signaling everyone to be quiet, before continuing: "I know that everyone present still has some disbelief and thinks that this matter is a bit absurd, so I have invited the female savage as well, and she will prove the truth of this matter." ”

As soon as Chen Xinyan's words fell, a black shadow suddenly appeared in the mountains and forests, and everyone looked at it, covered with long red hair, burly, isn't it the female savage that everyone fears?

Although it is rumored that the female savage is immune to all spells, there are many sleepless people present at the moment, and one person can drown her with a mouthful of spit, so naturally no one will be afraid, but most of them are looking at the female savage curiously.

"You ...... Protection...... Home, this ...... to you. "The female savage's speech was a little slurred, and it seemed that speaking Mandarin made her struggle.

"But, how do we know if this female savage is real or fake? I heard that this female clothing boss will be separated, can't this be her pretending?" Some of the sleepless people present were not carried away by anger, but remained calm and asked questions keenly.

Chen Xinyan raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Then why don't you try it? If she can be immune, it means that she is real." ”

Chen Xinyan did not panic, but generously accepted the questioning of the sleepless man. Because in fact, this is the nursery placed by Chen Xinyan, and it is Xu Xinyu's third doppelganger, and his doppelganger hits his doppelganger, so naturally it has no effect.

"I don't think it's appropriate, according to what the female benefactor said, if the female savage is a women's clothing boss pretending, then you may also be the women's clothing boss pretending, so let me verify it myself. A bald man stepped forward.

Damn, shouldn't you be angry at this time? Your hair is gone, aren't you like thunder? Chen Xinyan didn't expect this situation, in his plan, it should naturally be the excitement of the crowd, eager to eat the fat ball monk and the others.

In fact, it is much easier to agitate when you are in a group than when you are an individual, which is why fascism was able to prevail in Germany in the first place, and why people are easily brainwashed by pyramid schemes. When you're in the middle of a group of like-minded people, you cheer each other on and give each other reasons to do this and that. Therefore, the gaps that seem to be loopholes in a plan will be filled in in the communication between people, so that they will appear to be perfect.

It's just that his eyes are bald, so he ignores the sleepless people who participated in the assessment, which is composed of three schools of Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism, among which the disciples of Buddhism have no hair, so how can they be angry. This is the so-called "black under the lamp", when you think about one thing, you have no last resort, and you have even considered it to expose yourself, but because everyone is bald, you ignore the most essential problem in front of you - Buddhism has no hair, and naturally it will not be swept away by the surging tide. As a member of Buddhism, these sober monks will naturally defend him, and they may wish that all the people in the world are bald and enter the Buddhism.

Hang as high as Haman. Chen Xinyan felt a little painful.

Without waiting for Chen Xinyan to speak, the female savage took the initiative to say, "You...... To try...... Then ...... Try. ”

Could it be that Brother Xinyu has a way to block this monk's blow quietly? Chen Xinyan can only be suspicious.

"Amitabha, the poor monk's move is a finger of Zen, only pointed out with strength, and the lethality is not great, if you can take this finger, it means that you are real. The bald man gave a salute, and sure enough, he was a Buddhist monk.

The female savage nodded, but did not speak again, apparently having accepted the bald monk's challenge.

Seeing this, the bald monk didn't talk nonsense, and a finger lightly pointed out, and a volley of energy shot out in the air, pointing directly at the female savage. With a "snort", the qi hit the female savage's arm, but it only made a light sound of gas evaporation, and other than that, there was nothing different.

Damn, can you really be immune to spells? Is this Xu Xinyu or a real female savage? Chen Xinyan was also a little confused at this time.

"Amitabha, sure enough, the immune spell is too much for the poor monk. The bald monk was stunned for a moment, and then slowly retreated.

Seeing that everyone had no objections, the female savage threw the bag of white jade beads in her hand to Chen Xinshen, and then turned around and jumped away.

Seeing that everyone believed it, Chen Xinyan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. After all, the reputation of himself, his senior sister and Sister Zhen Zhen has been preserved.

Seeing that everyone was talking below, Chen Xinyan hit the railroad while it was hot: "Since the female savage has no malicious intentions, then in my opinion, it is better for the Wu Ke Alliance to be disbanded, I propose, we re-establish the Avengers, in the next few days, we will treat these three big brothers well, in gratitude for their kindness to us, how about it?"

"Alliance leader, you have the final say!"

"Alliance, what's our slogan?"

Chen Xinyan was happy, and then said with a straight face: "Slogan? Our slogan is: Exorcise the evil demons and restore my China! Dispel the rumors and return my hair!"

"Exorcise the evil demons and restore my China!"

"Dispel the rumors and give me back my hair!"

On this day, the Avengers led by Chen Xinyan were born, and the full name of the alliance was DuangDuangDuang Overlord Alliance.