Chapter 41: The Boss of Women's Clothing
When Chen Xinyan and his entourage met Liu Ji'an and Xu Xinyu, the glasses brothers, under the leadership of the fat ball monk, the two were pointing at a map of Shennongjia, not knowing what they were talking about. Xu Xinyu is a bespectacled Confucian monk, although he is a Confucian scholar, but he is muscular, plus he has a big shaved head at the moment, if he grows a beard again, it is guaranteed that someone will treat him as the reincarnation of the flower monk Lu Zhishen.
According to the fat ball monk, don't look at Xu Xinyu This person is a Confucian monk with muscles all over his body, and his awakened talent is not only a slightly normal doppelganger technique, but the other is a magical change technique - "women's clothing boss". Yes, Xu Xinyu can change in a thousand ways, only you can't think of it, and you can't change without him, but the only drawback is that he can only become a maternal life and an inanimate body. That is, he can only become a woman when he becomes a human, he becomes a dog, and he can only become a female dog.
Can you imagine a muscular scholar turning into a pure and beautiful girl? The picture is so beautiful that Chen Xinyan can't imagine it. Perhaps, this is why he is a Confucian scholar, but he is full of tendons.
The more people lack something, the more they show off. People who have been poor since childhood, most of them like to show off their wealth after getting rich, the more they fall in love, the more they like to show affection, according to the title, although Xu Xinyu is a Confucian scholar, but because of this perverted talent of women's clothing bosses, he has to practice hard to show his masculinity.
"Ahem. Seeing that the two of them were engrossed, Chen Xinshen didn't notice himself at all, and had to cough a few times to interrupt them.
"Oh, Brother Ember, why did you come back on your own. Look at your red face, the spring breeze is proud, the rumors really don't deceive me, the sleepless people who were taken away by the female savage are all satisfied when they come back, is this female savage really that good?" Brother Glasses couldn't help but be surprised when he saw that Chen Xinyan and the others had returned.
Chen Xinshen: "......"
In order to cover up the existence of the ghost market, Sister Nuluo made Bajie mistakenly think that it would be very embarrassing for us to be captured by the female savage, but he also met your big mouth, which made everyone know, I can't explain it, I don't want to explain it, if I don't kill you now, I will already be considered uncle, I am merciful.
"Brother Ember, why don't you speak? No, you have strange eyes, you won't be ruined by the female savage, right?"
"Huh. ”
"What are you going to do? Go away, don't come, don't come near me! You won't get tired of the female savage's fluff and turn interested in my delicate skin and tender flesh, will you?" Brother Glasses committed his old persecution delusion when Chen Xinshen was most angry and inappropriate.
"Don't make any noise, come with me!" Chen Xinyan tied Liu Ji'an with a big five-flower, and directly tied Liu Ji'an into a C-shaped shape with his head and feet facing backwards.
Xu Xinyu and the fat ball monk on the side looked creepy.
"Hey, Senior Sister, Sister Zhenzhen, the fat ball monk will be handed over to you, I'll have a good chat with this Xinyu brother. Chen Xinyan stepped forward and put his arm on Xu Xinyu's shoulder and said with a smile.
When the fat ball monk heard this, he was going to be sanctioned, and he wanted to escape, but Chen Xinyan and Ye Zhenzhen had been accumulating power in his heart for a long time, and his feet trembled and he couldn't move his steps, so he had to be obediently tied into a ball.
"Brother Xinyu, please advise me when we meet for the first time. ”
"Refers to ...... Advice is not ...... Don't dare to be, don't know...... Brother Ember, this is ...... again Why do you do this?" was taken by Chen Xinyan, Xu Xinyu was suddenly so frightened that he couldn't speak.
Chen Xinyan didn't care either, and said with a smile: "Actually, I know that although the initiators of this Sleepless Liberation Movement are Brother Bajie and Brother Glasses, the proposer is Brother Xinyu." However, Brother Xinyu didn't know that we were not taken away by the female savage this time, but also went voluntarily. The female savages actually have no ill intentions when they see us, but in recent years, the range of activities of our sleepless people in the uninhabited area of Shennongjia has become larger and larger, which has seriously affected their survival, so the female savages will take away some sleepless people every time and ask them to help maintain the ecological balance of Shennongjia, and in return, they will give a large bag of white jade beads,"
After that, Chen Xinyan took out the big bag of white jade beads that Wang Ximeng gave him, and Xu Xinyu's eyes straightened.
"Now, you have two options, one is to be tied up, and the other is to be tied up. ”
In fact, Xu Xinyu didn't believe Chen Xinyan's nonsense about protecting the ecological environment and maintaining the ecological balance at the beginning, but when he saw this big bag of white jade beads, he believed it seven or eight points in his heart. Otherwise, except for the local indigenous female savages, where did Chen Xinyan get so many white jade beads.
So, he had to smile bitterly and said, "Aren't these two choices the same?"
Chen Xinyan shook his head with a smile and explained, "Of course it's different. The first one to be tied up, we tied you, like that Bajie and Tian Chicken, and then I will tell those sleepless people outside the truth, as for whether you were torn alive or eaten alive, I don't know. Think of so many sleepless people, who have been pit bald by you, what will happen?
"Don't, don't talk about this! I'll choose the second one, the second one should be different, right?"
"Of course there is, the second is that you become a doppelganger and take the initiative to be tied up by us, and then when you press it outside, your deity will become a female savage again, and when the time comes, you will come out to show that you have no malicious intentions, just for the ecological environment of Shennongjia, and then each of them will send them a white jade bead to calm the hearts of the people, and I will divide you ten after the deed. As for the code you came out of, I'll kick your doppelganger then, and your doppelganger will be like this, and then when you hear it, you can appear as a female savage. ”
"Dead and poor Taoist friends, although Xiaosheng is a scholar of Confucianism, I still understand a little bit of the truth of Taoism, deal!" Xu Xinyu didn't say a word, and agreed immediately, immediately, quickly, and without hesitation.
In fact, the reason why Chen Xinyan decided to let Xu Xinyu go is mainly because he is worried about Xu Xinyu's talent as a women's clothing boss, if he accidentally offends him, maybe one day he will become a senior sister or a sister Zhen Zhen to seduce me, isn't this forcing me to make a big mistake? Hey~ disgusting and disgusting! Just think about goosebumps and fall to the ground! Society, society, can't afford to provoke.
Women's clothing boss, can't be provoked!
In order to be afraid that Bajie and Brother Glasses would not have a cover in their mouths to talk nonsense, Chen Xinyan gave them the last layer of insurance, the secret treasure of the Empty Temple-forbidden tape!
Soon, Chen Xinyan walked out with a big rice dumpling in each hand and a big fat ball on his feet.
"Hello brothers and sisters of the Sleepless!" Chen Xinshen roared directly, attracting the ideas of all the sleepless people in the vicinity.
"I am the legendary Chen Xinshen who was taken away by the female savage, in fact, this matter is difficult to explain, the truth I have already told these three rammers, today I see that you have all shaved your hair, I am very sad, so I have something I want to say here. ”
Seeing that everyone had focused their attention, Chen Xinyan smiled slightly.
The show begins.