Chapter 19: Urging a Greater War (2)
In order to strive to train players to become good writers, this game released by our company integrates multiple modes. ”
"First of all, players need to train their physical fitness! After all, only a good body can sustain infinite updates. ”
Da Hongzhong's legs kept shaking, and oil and sweat broke out on his forehead. Because listening to 007's words...... He felt that he should have a miserable life next.
"So, ask the player to proceed to the first stage of the game: free running!"
"Goo...... How...... Do you want me to run?" Da Hong asked, swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva and trembling in a voice.
"Yes, please be bold and move forward! Overcome obstacles!" 007's electronic music became excited, and the drums kept popping into red.
Accept fate, you can only accept fate......
Da Hong is almost in tears, but what can he do?
Rubbing his face hard, biting his mouth, stepping out of his legs, he stepped on the narrow path in the big red.
The momentum of the whole body is a bit like Jing Ke's demeanor on the bank of the Yishui River......
It's a pity that the figure is a little bit walking.
After running a few steps ruthlessly, he finally looked farther away from the original point, and Da Hongzhong sadly found that his way had been blocked by a two-meter-high water pipe.
"What should I do with this, I can't jump so high!" Da Hong asked 007 in distress, scratching his head.
But this road is still narrow, and he walks on it as if he is walking on the wall, it is really "frightening step by step", and there is no place to go around.
"Please do your own work!" 007 replied unkindly.
Alas......
Seeing that nothing could impress people, Da Hongzhong could only pout his ass and began to climb on the water pipe.
Fortunately, his height is okay, and he can really touch the opening on the water pipe when he stretches his arm.
But such a large tonnage was placed there, and it took the boss a nose to climb up in the big red, but when he got to it, he sat down and rested for a while, and then an accident came out-
A thing that looked like a man-eating flower in Plants vs. Zombies slowly came out of the mouth of the water pipe, and it was still with its mouth wide open......
"Damn!!What is this?!"
The accident came unexpectedly, and Da Hongzhong was so frightened that he almost fell off it, but in the end, his body instinct helped him grasp the edge of the water pipe at the moment of crisis.
While panting, Da Hongzhong carried himself up, and it turned out that he was face to face with the cannibal flower lady who came out.
Then Miss Cannibal picked at him with her arm-thick eyebrows, and winked.
"Hmm......" Because he directly faced the opponent's mental attack, Da Hongzhong still didn't survive in the end, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he fell down.
Da Hongzhong carried the water pipe on his back and slowly slid down and sat down.
Above him, Miss Cannibal poked her head out of the hose and looked at him, a small leaf supporting her huge head, resting on the edge of the pipe, her mouth opening as if she were talking.
"Ding~, 007 provides you with translation services: Oh~, dear, why are you so charming that I fell in love with you at first sight. You are so beautiful that I want to put you in my mouth and chew and swallow you...... ,Oh~,I like your body so much......"
"Stop, stop, don't talk about it, I don't need this kind of translation service!" Da Hongzhong clutched his stomach, his face uncomfortable - if he continued to say this, he really threw up!
"Why...... Why is this happening?" asked Da Hongzhong, crying.
"Uh......" There was a rare hesitation in 007's tone, "Maybe it's because she hasn't seen a big lump of meat like the player in a long time, right?"
"I ...... So what now? I can't get past this thing here!"
"Yes, please believe in your potential!" 007 encouraged him.
"I, I can't help it! Are you going to let me go up and die?!" shouted Dahongzhong, grabbing his hair.
"It's also possible to send chrysanthemums, because the creature is hermaphroditic. 007 added.
"I ...... Forget it, I beg you, let me go! I won't dare to delay any longer!" Da Hongzhong tried to adopt a policy of begging for mercy - this is how he used to appease the anger of the readers he had pitted.
"No! must be cleared!" 007 was very adamant about his position.
Then his alarm suddenly went off sharply, "Attention! The man-eating flower has climbed out of the hose and is about to pounce on the player!
"My Mom!"
As soon as he heard this, Da Hongzhong immediately crawled away from the water pipe.
As soon as I turned around, I saw that the man-eating flower had already been pulled out of its roots, and it was rushing towards him with a hara.
If the tooth mouth represents the appetite, then Da Hongzhong feels that she may not have enough to eat.
"Help, help, uncle!" he cried out as he ran.
Seeing that Da Hongzhong was so cowardly, and he was afraid of being like this in the face of such a small character, 007 said that he was also helpless, and in the end he had no choice, so he had to give him a hint -
Due to the player's strength exceeding the original plan, the game store opened early, please enter the store to avoid danger and improve their strength by purchasing items. ”
"What, how do you get in?" Da Hong gasped.
"Ask the player to make a splitting motion, point to the sky with one hand, and scratch the ground with the other, while shouting, 'Drag is sick, the eunuch is dying, I have to write for another five hundred years!', so that the store can be successfully opened. ”
"Split?!!How could I do this kind of magic skill?" shouted Da Hongzhong.
007 (Apathy): "Please solve it yourself, after all, you only have one life." ”
"............" is like this, what else can I do in the big red? Of course, I choose to do it!
The saliva that the piranha flower threw up when it ran behind it had already stuck to him, okay!
Facts have proved that human potential is really stimulated. Just when Da Hong couldn't bear it anymore, he made a standard gymnastic move-
He ran and ran, jumped up, his legs opened in the air, his body formed a graceful arc, and after landing, due to inertia, Da Hong successfully split a fork.
At the same time, he also pointed to the sky and shouted with one hand on the ground: "Drag is even more sick, the eunuch is dying, I have to write for another five hundred years."
Forced to split the big red:, Lao Tzu's balls...... It's been ripped off!
Then time stands still, space stands still, and everything is paused.
When Da Hongzhong opened his eyes again, he found that he had come to a simple shop. A young man was standing behind the counter of the store, clapping his hands to welcome him.
"007, why is such a system boss more handsome than me?" Da Hongzhong asked for the first time.
"That's because I rely on my face to do business! I don't have a handsome appearance, how can I make customers happy to buy, buy, buy?"
didn't wait for 007's answer, but let the boss speak first.
"Welcome to my shop!, what do customers need?" asked the proprietor with a smile on his face.
"Uh...... ,007,The price here ...... How is it calculated?" Da Hongzhong felt that he had to figure out the price first, otherwise it would be easy to lose.
"Players are invited to purchase the required items with Article Coins. ”
"Article coins? What is that? How do you get them?"
"Players are asked to write an article within 30 minutes, and then submit it to the system for comments, after passing, the system will convert the energy of the article written by the player into article coins. ”
Then 007 paused, and added, "Since the readers' grievances mainly come from the online article "Great Heroes" that the player has delayed, the articles written by the players are limited to the unpublished scope of the article!"
“...... Can't you take the others?"
"The Great Knight" still has a few chapters in his computer, but it is estimated that it is a drop in the bucket compared to the money used to buy things, but he also writes other novels, and he can always get a lot of money by piecing it together!
"No!" 007 decisively refused.
"But there's nothing I can write about here!" said Da Hongzhong, trying to bargain.
As soon as the words landed, the familiar picture of the backstage of the writer of the end network in Dahong popped up and reflected in front of his eyes.
007 was also very considerate and directly called up the writing operation for him.
Big Red: ...... I really, really don't want to codeword!