Big Red is an author.

Or an author who is famous on the end fiction network!

It's a pity that people are eunuchs, and they become cancerous, and their special skills are that even in the face of abuse, threats and pleadings from millions of readers, they can not move and die.

Lao Tzu is thick-skinned, what can you do to me~

Da Hongzhong is a little fat on the outside, and because he stays at home for a long time to play games, his skin is very white.

On a certain day, on a very ordinary morning, I got up in the red.

As is customary, he logged in to the writer's backstage first to read the comments under his book—although he still wouldn't be able to write more.

"The author is big!!! wallet and tickets are given to you! I will give you too! Update! Ask for an update!!!"

"Urge, push, delay, I'll curse you, you'll be analized!!"

"Damn, the dead author, I went to find your other books, and they are all eunuch texts!! won't your conscience hurt?!And the grades are not bad, you can still wield a knife from the palace, you are awesome, I admit defeat!! You are still procrastinating this book! Touch your chest and tell me, are you willing?!"

What's reluctant, I just like to see you look like you want to kill me and don't want to move me, haven't you guys been trained by me yet?

A trace of disdain flashed in Da Hongzhong's eyes, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he continued to pull down the progress bar in the comment area.

The following content is actually pretty much the same.,Except for a small number of guys who are still seriously discussing the plot.,The rest are all rolling around for updates.,Either sell cute or threaten to send him blades...... Tsk, such an old routine still wants to scare me, the king?

You guys are so naïve, readers!

The sneer on the corner of his mouth hasn't gone down yet, and Da Hongzhong just read the comments in the comment area one by one - this may be his only remaining ethics as an author.

After contemptuous of the beings as usual, Da Hongzhong dragged the mouse to the upper right corner, intending to exit the writer's backstage.

"Well??? what's going on? Can't quit??"

Could it be that the computer is stuck again? No, this is my new one!

Da Hong frowned unhappily, and kept dotting the red cross in the upper right corner with the mouse.

But I still can't quit!

How the hell does this make Lao Tzu go to see the action love story of Dongying Kingdom!

It was useless to click the mouse, so Da Hongzhong thought about getting under the table and forcibly shutting down the computer directly in the background.

As a result, just as the stool was opened, a window suddenly popped up on the desktop-

"You, do you crave codewords?"

Instead of the usual "yes/no" option under the window, it has been replaced by a blank box that needs to be typed to reply.

"What's going on? The guys' method of urging renewal?" Da Hongzhong sat back on the stool, fiddling with the window, trying to fork it off, but he couldn't find the little red fork!

Did that group of readers really do what they said they were going to ask someone to hack his computer?

"Yo he, there's still a bit of technical level!" Da Hong chuckled, "I just haven't even learned the infinite flow of routines, and you still want to toss me?"

Da Hongzhong put his hand on the keyboard, and clicked his reply in the blank space-

"Not craving, I'm craving**. ”

Press enter, and sure enough, the reply was sent out, and the window was closed.

Da Hongzhong: Hehe, don't think that I have updated you!

Just as he touched the mouse and was about to open the disk of his treasured 8G seeds, a new window popped up.

Da Hongzhong: ***, again?!

This time, the content on the window is like this-

“............ Are you sure?"

Below are the standard Yes/No options.

He smiled coldly and chose "yes" without hesitation.

Okay, I'm done choosing, don't bother me anymore, okay?!

Da Hongzhong's face was impatient, and he puffed out his face and waited for this window to disappear by itself, but—

The desktop suddenly went black, and before Da Hongzhong could react, a powerful suction force directly pulled him, trying to pull him into the computer!

Big Red: !!!!

The Lord God, the Lord God has his eye on me?!!

After a whirlwind, it wasn't until he felt the hard floor under his feet that Da Hongzhong was sure that he had landed.

He looked around in horror, and saw the blue sky and white clouds overhead, and the big green water pipe in the distance......

Behind me, it was a small castle of earthy yellow.

What's going on?what's going on!!

Could it really be that there is such a thing as a main god?!

Da Hongzhong felt that his brain was about to explode, so he could only hug his chubby self and tremble.

Then an electronically synthesized voice rang in his ears—

"Dear people who have difficulty in changing the text, hello, because your long-term delay has led to the resentment of countless readers, so our company has accepted the entrustment of readers to conduct a certain adjustment to you, in the hope that you can get rid of the problem of delaying!"

"What's it, what's it?" shouted out of control in Red.

"Don't be afraid! This is a game carefully developed by our company, the main purpose of which is to get rid of the authors' bad habit of procrastination, and not to harm the players involved! ”

This is a joke on me?!!!

Da Hongzhong finally forced himself to calm down, swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva in a row, and then dared to ask, "Really...... Really? It won't hurt me, and when will you let me go back?"

"As long as the player clears the level, then they can go back to the real world!"

"That's it...... That's all it takes?" asked Da Hong, in a trembling voice.

After receiving an affirmative answer, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.

Da Hongzhong: Why did !!!!! Lao Tzu's breasts suddenly become so big......? Why is it quite soft to the touch?

He couldn't help but pinch it several times, and finally felt that something was wrong, and looked down -

Fuck it, 36D big waves!

Fuck it, 36D big wavelength on me!

Before he could shout, or because Da Hongzhong had been frightened by this sudden surprise, the fat on his face shook a few times, and his trembling hand stretched out to his bottom -

Fortunately, my little brother is still there!

"007, 007!What the hell is going on?!" broke out in red, breaking out and shouting.

"At the request of the player, the system provides the player with the ** you desire. ”

"I ...... Go...... You...... Mother...... Ah......h

Da Hongzhong almost wanted to cry without tears, put his hands stiffly on his sides, and tried his best to ignore the two extra lumps of flesh on his chest.

"I don't want it!You take this thing back!I'm talking nonsense, I don't want to **......"

"No, the player has already decided, and it can't be changed again!" 007 coldly declined the request in Red.

"I ...... I...... , I'm going home!"

"No, only those who have cleared the level can return to the real world!"

"Then how do I clear the customs?" Da Hongzhong hurriedly asked.

He couldn't bear these two lumps of flesh all the time on him!

"The narrator of the game No. 007 of "How to Be a Good Writer" will provide explanation services for players, please listen carefully!"

Da Hongzhong forced himself to calm down and listened to 007's explanation.

"Please pay attention to the front of the player, there is a huge green turtle coming in the direction of the player, now, please fight off the green turtle!"

Well?

Da Hongzhong craned his neck and looked ahead, and saw that the road ahead had changed, and finally it was only about the width of his shoulders, and a large turtle with a green shell was lying on the road and slowly crawling towards him.

"Attention! This turtle is a carnivore, and if the player does not take action to stop it, they will do so at their own risk!"

"I'll go, and this is the matter?007, how do you fight this big turtle?"

"The player can attack the turtle's head, causing the turtle to retract into its shell in pain, at which point the player can take the opportunity to flip it over!"

"You guys...... And this kind of operation?" Da Hong shuddered.

Such a big turtle, if you let him hit its **, you have to let him turn it over...... Did you consider his arm strength?!

But people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads~

Da Hongzhong puffed himself up, and rushed up at the green-haired turtle is a kick-

"Ah——, it actually bit me! Didn't I kick it in the head?!"

"Sorry, the player kicked the green turtle in the mouth and didn't do any damage. ”

"Hiss-" Da Hong was so painful that he gasped for air, and the pair of 36D waves kept rising and falling with his chest, which was spectacular.

Finally endured until the green turtle let go, and Da Hongzhong was able to hold his injured foot and wept silently.

Fortunately, 007 is also reliable, and the pain in the big red is minimized, and in the game, the damage can be made up for the red in this way!

After recovering, Da Hongzhong gritted his teeth and rushed forward.

This time he's on target!

Eat me Scud!

It is estimated that this monster is used to practice for newcomers like him, as long as the big turtle is retracted into the shell, it will basically win.

I was so tired that I turned the turtle over one by one, and I was panting on the ground in the big red.

"Congratulations to the player for passing the first experience of a novice, now please officially set off and challenge the Drag Bigger Demon King!"

Da Hongzhong: ????! there is such a demon king?