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When I came back to my senses, I was blinded by the scene in front of me again.
Shaohao Shenjun and His Highness Yue Ge hugged each other.
In bed.
Me: "...... What are you two doing......"
Shao Hao Yue Ge is a matter of course: "Grab the land!"
Me: "Are you two really enough?!If anyone dares to talk nonsense again, get out of here!"
The tiger is not powerful, when I am a sick cat!
Think carefully about how many black pots Lao Tzu has carried since he met you, and his reputation and chastity have been taken up, and the two of you are still alive, it is completely because of Lao Tzu's compassion!
I was so angry, but the two of them suddenly parted.
"How are the gods of Hengchu and the gods of Qingli?" I sat down in my chair and asked Shaohao.
Shao Hao sighed: "Don't mention it, it's still like that." ”
I sighed: "Then the god of Hengchu shouldn't come, right?"
Shao Hao raised his eyebrows: "You want him to come?"
Me: "...... Big brother, don't talk nonsense. ”
Shao Hao smiled: "Not for the time being." ”
Well, it's okay, I'll finally be able to have a few days of peace.
But as soon as I turned my head and saw His Royal Highness Yue Ge, who was staring at Shaohao Shenjun, my skull began to hurt again.
With these two guys here, it seems impossible to settle down......
It turned out that my guess was right.
The two of them really, really can't stay together.
"You've got a little bit of my territory. ”
"You've taken a few more looks at what I've got here. ”
"You...... You've sandwiched the dishes from my territory a few more times!"
"You touched my plate here. ”
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Me: "............ Please, two big brothers, please, just have a meal and don't have to do this!"
Look at the two of them, they actually drew a line on the table and were not allowed to cross the line.
It's just that the two of them often touch each other's plates, and if anyone eats the dishes within whose range, the two of them can quarrel for a long, long time.
On such days, life is better than death.
Yue Ge looked at me with a helpless expression, probably knowing that I now had a strong grudge against them, so he didn't say anything anymore, and turned his head to offer me courtesy.
"Come, Xiaobai, you eat more of this to replenish your body. ”
I'm glad he's sensible......
"If you make up for your body, we can develop the production of the fox clan as soon as possible. ”
"Poof......
Forgive me, squirting.
Because of Yue Ge and Shao Hao, I didn't eat much of this meal, so I went to rest.
Yue Ge followed me all the way.
I looked at him warily, "What are you doing?"
He looked aggrieved: "Xiaobai, what are you doing? I want to sleep." ”
"Where do you sleep?"
He was super straightforward: "Of course I sleep with you! You are my person, who will sleep if you don't sleep with you? And in those picture books, sharing a bed is the best way to cultivate feelings." ”
I'm speechless.
"So Xiaobai, let's sleep. ”
I refused with a wooden face: "No." ”
"Why?" His Royal Highness Yue Ge was very disappointed, "You must know that the fox clan is only one prince of me, and the future production depends on you, but you don't sleep with me......"
Me: "......" big night to discuss this...... I'm going crazy!
Your Highness Yue Ge, are you simply okay?!
I didn't want to face him face to face again, so I opened the door neatly, closed the door neatly, and quickly ran to my bed and got into the quilt.
His Royal Highness Yue Ge was crying wolf outside, nothing more than "Xiaobai, you actually don't value the future of the fox clan." "The production of the fox clan depends on you. "You're my wife!
I could only cover my ears and chant silently: "If you don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures!"
After His Royal Highness Yue Ge cried wolf for more than half an hour, he finally left.
As soon as he left, I relaxed and could sleep.
The most beautiful thing in the world is sleeping.
The least beautiful thing is to get out of bed.
I felt like it had only been a while, but it was dawn.
Even though I didn't have the habit of waking up early, in order to prevent me from a sudden attack by Yue Ge or Shao Hao while I was sleeping, I still got up strongly.
Luckily, the two of them shouldn't have woken up yet.
When I was walking around the courtyard, Xiao Xian'e, who was in charge of my Immortal Mansion, suddenly came to my side.
"Shangxian, there is someone at the door, I have to let you out. ”
Me: "Who?"
She shook her head: "I don't know, I just heard that the tone was very bad, and it looked like I was here to find fault." ”
Yo, I got up early in the morning with a big temper, and I actually came to find fault?
Are you sure it's finding fault, not death?
I immediately walked out majestically, and before I could go out, I yelled, "Who's coming......? it!"
The man in front of me looked at me indifferently: "Come, your people." ”
And the sister-in-law next to him looked at me with a pair of big eyes: "Hello." ”
Heng Chu and Ah Qiu are here.
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I sat in the chair as if I had been pricked in the ass by a needle.
When Xiao Xian'e came up with food, I immediately stretched out my hand and took it: "I'll come, I'll come, I'll come." ”
The fairy put the thing in my hand and turned to leave.
I respectfully put the thing in front of the big guy Hengchu: "I don't know the gods...... Well, why did you come to me early in the morning?"
Heng Chu glanced at me: "It's nothing. ”
"That's good, that's good......"
"Just come and stay with you. ”
"Oh, that's good...... What are you talking about?!"
I jumped up from my chair all of a sudden, did I hear him right? He's coming to live in my Fuyao Immortal Mansion for a while? What are you kidding, I'm messing up enough, okay......
"God said, "I want to come and stay with you. "Ah Qiu is so understanding, he actually told me again.
Me: "...... God, you see, my Fuyao Immortal Mansion is not big, you are such a big Buddha...... I really can't put it down. ”
He glanced at me, "It's okay, just have a place to sleep." ”
I snapped my fingers: "Oh, I don't think so, I don't have many rooms here, one room lives with pigs, one room lives with dogs, and the rest of the little fairy lives in, I guess there is no place for you, oh hehe......"
Heng Chu was unimpressed: "Isn't there another one?"
I raised my eyes: "Which one?" Didn't I say which one I missed?
He looked at me, "Yours is fine." ”
Me: "......! God is really good at laughing...... My bed is too small to sleep in!"
He thought for a while: "Well, it makes sense, you are so fat, I guess you can't sleep." And you're ugly, you'll scare me in the middle of the night. ”
...... Lao Tzu has a saying, Mom sells batches, I must send you!
"You can lay on the floor, I don't mind at all. ”
But I don't mind......
"Xiaobai, how did you sleep last night?
Me: "...... It's over!"
His Royal Highness Yue Ge walked in happily.
On the face of Shangheng Chu Shangshen, he blurted out a sentence: "Why is he here?!"
Heng Chu Shangshen followed: "Why are there foxes here? Didn't you say that you raise pigs and dogs? How did you change to raising foxes?"
Me: "......"
The arrival of Shaohao Shenjun successfully opened the prelude to a bloody storm.
"Heng Chu, why are you here?!"
Now it's all right, it's all done.
The three of them were-for-tat, and I was speechless and sad.
Ask me how sad I am now, just like a eunuch, go to the Qinglou!