Heng Chu tilted his head and looked at me seriously: "This is what you call the pig and the dog who occupy two rooms?"

Me: "...... don't say this kind of thing to your face, okay?!

When His Royal Highness Yue Ge saw Heng Chu Shangshen, he exploded.

"How did you end up here?!"

Heng Chu glanced at him lightly: "Fox cubs can come in, why can't I? ”

Yue Ge almost vomited blood: "How can you compare with me! I am the prince of the fox clan!"

Forehead...... He is the world-famous god of war......

"It's just a prince of the fox clan, and he dares to question the ancient gods like this?" Heng Chu said lightly, "When your parents got married, they invited me to go, but I didn't go." Now that I think about it, it's really the right choice, otherwise I would have a psychological shadow when I think of the two of them giving birth to such a thing as you. ”

Burst...... Lord God, you are so sharp, really...... All right?

His Royal Highness Yue Ge covered his chest with a piercing expression.

Heng Chu Shangshen spoke again: "Even if you put aside your identity as a god, may I ask you what you can compare with me? ”

"Poof......" His Royal Highness Yue Ge vomited three liters of blood.

For a fox clan, appearance is actually the most important thing, and now His Royal Highness Yue Ge's beauty is not worth mentioning in front of Hengchu God, and he is indeed not as good as Hengchu God.

With such a series of blows, if I were Yuege, I would have jumped off the building a long time ago, it was really difficult for him to hold on until now and not leave, and he didn't beat Heng Chu Shangshen.

Shao Hao Shenjun has been watching the two of them bickering from the sidelines.

I looked at Shao Hao, then at Heng Chu, and suddenly a sense of melancholy surged up in my heart.

Originally, I thought that Heng Chu and Shao Hao Shenjun had a leg, so I also sketched a lot of lingering love stories based on the two of them in my mind.

But I don't want these two to be rivals in love, now it's okay, the couple who has supported me for a long time is so broken, and I'm desperate!

It's just that that girl is really powerful, and she can actually attract the two bigwigs to do this for her, and even intrigue and fight, admiration and admiration.

But the thought of the girl, and then of myself, gave me a headache.

I really don't understand why the two of them think I'm some kind of little wood. The name Xiaomu is so cheesy, how can it be compared with the three words of Bai Yaoguang, which is my high-end atmosphere?

Thinking about where I'm now, I'm really heartbroken.

Just imagine, you were originally a pig, in your eyes, two cabbages with red roots are a pair, and they are about to be together.

But I don't want the plot to be reversed, the two cabbages suddenly become hostile, and they are still rivals in love, and you, the pig who wants the two of them to be together, have inexplicably become the object of the two cabbages vying to be arched......

Do you feel that your heart is full of mixed flavors, and you are in a trance?

That's how I feel right now.

Of course, at first, I was going to compare myself to a cabbage, but I looked at the prosperous beauty of the two god monarchs......

Forget it, the pig is obviously a better creature for me.

Heng Chu Shangshen and Shaohao Shenjun fought back and forth a few times, and he removed the eyes that fell on Shaohao Shenjun, and looked at me instead.

"So, you arrange a place for me to live as soon as possible, or else I will live as I said just now. ”

...... you live like he just said?

Hmm, I'm laying the floor, right...... I'll your grandma's legs!

Fuyao Immortal Mansion is so big, and one hundred and eighty pigs can live there, I have such an obvious excuse, how can he not see it, it is simply deliberate!

To my surprise, Shao Hao Shenjun didn't open his mouth to refute anything, I thought he would unswervingly prevent Heng Chu from living in.

As for His Highness Yue Ge...... Forget it, he's crying and grieving, and I think it's rude to disturb him at this time.

Ah Qiu's eyes widened: "I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat here?"

I thought for a moment, "There should be more, you wait for me to have someone send it over." ”

Ah Qiu smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Thank you, Lord." ”

"Uh...... Don't call me Lord, I'm not. I replied to her sincerely, "You can call me Yaoguang, or Sister Xiaobai." ”

Ah Qiu was stunned: "Sister?"

I smiled, "yes." ”

"But I'm much older than you, alas. ”

“...... "I was stunned, "you look like you're over a hundred years old at most." ”

Isn't her body a grass? It's so tender and it's not very big!

After careful calculation, it seems that it has been almost a thousand years since I realized it, and a little child told me what the hell is that she is older than me......

Heng Chu said lightly: "In fact, Ah Qiu is already thirty thousand years old. ”

"I'll go!!" I was stunned, "I really didn't see it!"

I trance-remember that there was something called Tianshan Tong in a picture book that Si Ming had shown me......

Is this a realistic version?

Ah Qiu looked at me: "I was like this 30,000 years ago, and I am still like this today, so it is easy for people to misunderstand." ”

Well, I understand, it's okay, as an immortal I can accept this.

Thinking about it, according to Ah Qiu's age, I can call her mother-in-law...... Mom, I'm glad she said it, otherwise I asked her to call me Sister Xiaobai, and it is estimated that she would lose her life.

Amitabha, Amitabha.

In the end, I said okay with Ah Qiu, she called me Xiaobai, and I called her Ah Qiu.

In the process, the god of Hengchu began to mess in again.

"From this day forward, you don't have to call me to God. ”

Me: "Why?"

"Because I don't like it, just call me Heng Chu. ”

Oh hehe, how dare I...... Could this be a trap? The people of the Protoss attach great importance to such things as rank.

Isn't it possible that the gods want me to call him by his name and then punish me for the following crimes......

Probably because my expression was too obvious, Heng Chu frowned: "There are not as many twists and turns as you think, just call me Heng Chu." ”

"Oh......"

Shao Hao Shenjun also looked at me with a smile: "Just call me Shao Hao in the future." ”

Speaking of which, I called Shao Hao several times before, this guy won't forget it, right?

When I turned my head and saw him looking at Heng Chu Shangshen, his eyes darkened, I understood.

Shao Hao is competing with Heng Chu.

It's just unfortunate that the bargaining chip between them is me.

Alas, as such a popular immortal, I can't help but sigh, sometimes too good, but also a kind of sadness!

His Royal Highness Yue Ge looked at me with an aggrieved expression: "Xiaobai, don't call me Your Highness in the future." ”

Hmm, His Royal Highness Yue Ge is also here to join in the fun?

I'm in a good mood: "Okay, I'll call you Yuege." ”

Instead, he shook his head: "Don't." ”

"What's that calling you?"

"You can call me Xiao Ge Ge, or Yue Ge's husband, or else, the child and his father?"

“...... Get lost. ”