Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of the Queen Mother, shook his head slightly, and said: "I have only heard that people are invincible in the world without skin!"

"It's a coincidence that it's invincible..."

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Xiaokong and shook her head, and instantly became annoyed.

"Dead monkey, if you have five peaches before this seat, you..."

The Queen Mother condensed a gray whip directly in her hand.

Syllable!

This guy whipped Sun Xiaokong with a whip.

"Ouch, I'll go!"

Sun Xiaokong shuddered from the whip of the Queen Mother, and looked at the Queen Mother with an incredulous expression.

Xin said: "This whip is a bit powerful, it actually hurts so much?"

It seems that he still can't underestimate these quasi-saint bosses.

For a while, Sun Xiaokong pondered in his heart, what should he do?

Seeing that the queen mother was about to raise her hand and whip again, Sun Xiaokong hurriedly said, "Slow... Wait, I have something to say. ”

The Queen Mother stopped her hand, looked at Sun Xiaokong and said, "Okay, I'm going to listen to it today, what do you have to say." ”

Sun Xiaokong hesitated for a while, and finally said with a deep face: "Since my handsomeness can't attract your attention, then I can only..."

Halfway through his words, Sun Xiaokong hurriedly stopped it, because the queen mother's face became colder and colder.

Sun Xiaokong hesitated for a long time just now, except for flirting with women, Sun Xiaokong would not do anything else.

This flirtatious, against a weak and simple woman, is called a show.

For the queen mother, who is strong and well-informed, that is, to die.

"Sister Queen Mother, and slow down, you see your flower and moon appearance, the national color and heavenly fragrance, the sound of the warbler and the swallow language, the sinking fish and the wild goose, the demeanor of all directions, the appearance and posture, the body is light, the country and the city, the thousand charming, the abundant and beautiful, the quality of the blue heart, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the fair lady, the smile of the smile, the charm of the grace, the talent and appearance, the beads are surrounded by the green, the beauty of the wisdom, the abundance of the beard, the beauty of the food, the moon is shy of the flowers, the autumn waves turn slightly, the atmosphere under the forest, the pearl and the treasure..."

"Born a stunner, with affection... No, it's really not in your temperament to beat people with a whip..."

Sun Xiaokong came out with dozens of complimentary idioms in one breath, and directly stunned the queen mother.

To tell the truth, the queen mother admires Sun Xiaokong, this dead monkey is not only cheap, but also has a good literary style...

"Huh!"

I saw the queen mother come back to her senses, sneered, and then raised the butcher knife in her hand... No, it's a whip.

"Stop me, you melon seed face. Sun Xiaokong said angrily

Syllable!

The queen mother whipped Sun Xiaokong again.

Sun Xiaokong was also stunned, why doesn't this work?

Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong's face sank again and said, "You are white-skinned and beautiful with long legs and big beauty, what are you going to do?"

"What did you say?" the Queen Mother asked in a cold voice as she glared at Sun Xiaokong.

Sun Xiaokong got up and said very stiffly: "What do you say, don't think that I can't beat you if you are beautiful." ”

"I warn you, your beauty and I can't beat you are two different things, don't misunderstand, and don't bully me because you are beautiful. ”

Queen Mother: ???

What the hell is this talking about?

"Poof!"

No, Yaochi, who was originally quiet, suddenly burst into laughter.

Listening to it by sound is still a man.

"Who?"

"Come out!"

The queen mother was instantly angry, and said in her heart: "Now these people are too presumptuous, they actually dare to go to Yaochi to peep at themselves." ”

In other words, who would dare to be an ordinary person?

And this peeping person is the Jade Emperor and Lao Jun.

From the beginning, the Jade Emperor was looking forward to it, he felt that his idol was so powerful, he shouldn't be bullied too badly by the Queen Mother, right?

Then the Jade Emperor couldn't watch it with his supernatural powers, so he could only follow up and go to the front row to eat melons.

And Lao Jun also saw the Jade Emperor sneakily running to Yaochi, and he was also curious.

So he followed.

No, the two of them were watching the excitement outside, and then...

In the face of Sun Xiaokong's sentence, it doesn't matter what is beautiful and can't be beaten.

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor felt that something was wrong, and after thinking about it carefully, he was actually happy.

This joy was discovered by the Queen Mother.

Then, I only heard the Jade Emperor suddenly say: "Hey~ Laojun, what are you doing outside Yaochi, let's go, let's go in together!"

Do I rub?

Lao Jun looked at the Jade Emperor with a shocked expression.

Xin said: "You are a good girl, why are you so shameless?"

Thinking about it, Lao Jun disappeared in an instant and ran away.

Seeing that Lao Jun ran away without saying a word, the Jade Emperor was suddenly stunned.

it!

This is special, I seem to have dug a hole for myself.

Just when the Jade Emperor hesitated, the Queen Mother had already come outside.

But when the Queen Mother saw it, there was only the Jade Emperor.

Obviously, it must have been the Jade Emperor who was peeping just now.

Thinking about it, the Queen Mother's face became colder and colder.

The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother with a somewhat embarrassed face and said, "Do you believe me when I said I just came?"

The Queen Mother sneered: "Why don't you see Lao Jun?"

"Lao Jun he ran away, I dare to swear to God, Lao Jun was here just now. The Jade Emperor said with a serious face.

The Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor, frowned, and said, "Your Majesty, you are the Lord of the Three Realms, and you represent the immortals of the Heavenly Court, and the face of the entire Three Realms. ”

The Jade Emperor nodded, a little helpless.

I knew that I would have run away one step ahead of Lao Jun, hey, Jiang is still old and spicy.

Bah!

The most important thing is that he spoke up, but Lao Jun didn't say anything.

Lao Jun: You're still cheating me, you've been practicing for 2,000 years!

"Your Majesty, is there anything wrong with you still standing here?" the Queen Mother glanced at the Jade Emperor and said with some displeasure.

"Ahh Hehe, say goodbye. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled awkwardly, turned around and left.

It's a pity in my heart.

This idol is an idol, just based on those words just now, the Jade Emperor felt that the next step must be very interesting, he really wanted to watch it for a while.

Look at the cold queen mother, what kind of sparks will be rubbed in the face of the flamboyant Sun Xiaokong!

How...

This time, I didn't have a chance to take a peek.

No, the Jade Emperor depressed all the way from Yaochi back to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

On the way, the more the Jade Emperor thought about it, the more unwilling he became!

This is such a wonderful picture, if you don't watch it, then wouldn't you miss another 100 million?

After hesitating, the Jade Emperor was heartbroken and decided to go for a trip.

There is a saying that the most dangerous place is the safest place, and being discovered by the Queen Mother just now, the Jade Emperor feels that the Queen Mother will definitely not be prepared this time.

So this time, the Jade Emperor found a place where no one was around, and turned it into a common crane in the heavenly court to watch.

Of course.

The Jade Emperor thought that this time the thing was done very secretly, and no one found out, but... The praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind

Lao Jun was pitted by the Jade Emperor just now, although he was not pitted, but Lao Jun was not in a good mood!

Lao Jun said: Do you dare to pit Lao Tzu?

Then Lao Jun has been paying attention to the Jade Emperor, and when he saw the Jade Emperor transform into a crane and go to Yaochi, Lao Jun knew that the opportunity had come.

And then Lao Jun... Once again, he followed the Jade Emperor.