Chapter 61: Disaster in the Red Face
"An Yanjue, that's a fairy who can seduce people's souls away at a glance!" A lewd man sighed directly, although Wei Wen couldn't see the other party's expression, but he could imagine what kind of expectation it was, crooked mouth, drooling, and his eyes were blank, but he could see that he was very yearning. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"No, fairy? Come on, there are so many women in the world, the good point is almost not much different, where is it so beautiful? Besides, it really can't go to the Qinglou to solve it, as soon as the lights are extinguished, not all of them are the same light, and as long as you want to, then show her with illusions, these means are not lacking in immortals, you can be as beautiful as you want, why do you have to engage in any description of seduction? I don't understand you people, is it worth it for a woman?" Wei Wen said disdainfully, when he was rolling in the red dust, he didn't know how many such things he had experienced, and he was already immunized, where were these guys who knew to stay and practice all day long, and they only saw some women in the Yuanguan, and they were all women who practiced immortal arts, no matter how beautiful such a woman looked, she was also acquired, although she was beautiful and had an extraordinary temperament, where could she compare with those natural beauty?
"Vulgar!"
"Vulgar!"
"Despicable!"
"Shameless!"
"Indecent!"
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As soon as Wei Wen's words came out, countless spittles in the entire hall were directly flooded, and that kind of posture was as if Wei Wen had an uncommon hatred with them, which made Wei Wen stay directly, what is the situation? Could it be that he said something wrong?
"Ahem!Ahem!Where is your analogy? People are fairies, you actually compare her with those Qinglou women? Isn't this a waste of people?" Quan Grasshopper whispered on the side, listening to his tone, it seemed that the woman had a lot of shadows in his heart.
"How can this spoil people? Aren't they all people? Am I wrong?" Wei Wen asked three questions in a row and directly killed the whole grasshopper, which made the people next to him even more impressed, talent! For a while, the entire lobby stopped, looking at this thunderous guy in shock, Wei Wen didn't know how much trouble he caused with these drunken words, but judging from the expressions of everyone present, it must be not small.
"Godman, brother, you are really a god!" A voice came from a corner, and just when Wei Wen was still wondering, the voice said again: "Brother, you really don't know the horror here, I think I just said one sentence back then, one sentence! Brother, then what follows is countless duels, duels!" Oh my God, I have to fight more than a dozen battles a day, and I can only hide in the yard for a while and dare not come out, oh my God, I hit the foundation building period, the Jindan period came over and beat me, and after beating the small ones, even those old ones came out and beat me again, oh my God, this is not letting people live, I have to run to this ghost place, it is finally cleaner, but it is still a few fights before it is clean! God, I can finally shift the target, thank you so much, brother!" a mournful voice came. Wei Wen looked over, and only saw a man who had few good places on his body squatting on top of a table, carefully eating the contents of the bowl, that obscene appearance, no matter how you look at it, it makes people feel a little weird.
"That person called away the knife, he is the number one master in the foundation building period in Yuanguan, he is timid, his escape technique is extremely magical and difficult to be discovered, he specializes in secretly peeping at those female cultivators, it is said that once he was drunk, and it happened that the people there were discussing An Yanjue, so he casually chanted a poem, alas, what is that poem?" A drinking friend next to him explained, listening to his words, he was really extremely envious, envious to the point of throwing himself to the ground, and almost wanted to replace him, what made Wei Wen even more strange was that the men in the entire hall had the same expression when they heard this explanation, that is, they kicked the guy who called away the knife edge to the side, and directly replaced it, Wei Wen even thought that some people were willing to change with the guy who called the knife edge even if they paid a few years of life.
"Although it is white, it is little but Ayaka. Another person spoke, and the voice of the mouth was full of sacredness, without a hint of lewdness, but Wei Wen didn't sound like that?
"Yes, yes, yes, it is glamorous and white, but little but Ayaka. It is said that this guy peeked at the two girls taking a bath and came to the conclusion. The drinking buddy said, sighing and resentment filling the entire hall, and even those who listened to it for an unknown number of times were constantly swallowing.
"Two women?" Wei Wen is a little strange, he really knows very little about Yuanguan, it is too time-consuming to practice, and his contact is not wide, plus he is just a deacon, and his status is far inferior to those disciples, so there is less contact in this way.
"Well, it's the two stunning beauties of our Yuanguan generation, An Yanjue and Lu Xiangya, everyone says that these two people are the peerless Shuangjiao in this generation. Quan Grasshopper was drunk on the side, and muttered, although his words were quiet, but there were monks in the foundation building period here, and they heard it very clearly, and most of them nodded involuntarily, indicating that what he said was indeed not wrong.
"Shuangjiao?" Wei Wen asked drunkenly. This is worth it, Shuangjiao, that's the pride of the sky.
"Oh, it's not the pride of the sky, but the coquettishness of the female character. Walking knife edge added in the corner, judging from Wei Wen's reaction, he really didn't know, so he felt obligated to explain.
"Are they really white?" Wei Wen asked suddenly, so the entire inn was quiet, staring straight at the knife, listening to the story and listening to the story of personal experience are completely different things, listening to the story of personal experience is particularly substitutional, so for a while, the whole lobby is really a fallen leaf.
If it was an ordinary time, this old oilman would definitely be silent, but it was very helpless that they all drank too much today, at least men are very easy to get drunk when discussing the eternal topic of women, even the gods are no exception, not to mention that these are just cultivators, not to mention that they have no luck to force the wine away, so they are a little dizzy in their heads. Drunk people usually have several reactions, some are particularly talkative, more than that, the voice is only big and not small, for fear that others will not know that he is drunk; some people stay silently and say nothing, do nothing and be in a daze; some people are directly drunk punches; obviously the knife edge belongs to the first type, and it seems that he is still the strongest among them. In this way, after hearing Wei Wen's words, he subconsciously spoke directly, and said the thing he was most proud of so far: "Well, they were taking a bath in Xianhua Pool that day, oh no, they were practicing, practicing, and I happened to pass by there." At first, I didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that there was no one there, so I walked slowly and leisurely, and then- I suddenly heard a few crisp female voices, and the sound was really a hundred thousand soul-destroying, and the whole soul was hooked away, so I gathered my breath, and walked towards the place with a smile, and pulled out the reeds, and I took a sneak look, well, there were two women bathing there, oh no, it's practice, practice! They were all naked, the water was only up to the knee, facing me sideways, giggling and playing, it just so happened that these two women were also known to me, one of them was An Yanjue, and the other was Lu Xiangya. At that time, it was really like a dream, exquisite, beautiful and vulgar, ice and jade, like a fairy in a painting, bright as a bright glow, Baorun like jade, like a fairy concubine. An Yanjue's skin is as cold as ice and snow, snow-white and tasteless, more like a sculpture, a sculpture made of ice, and Lu Xiangya's skin is as bright as moonlight, shining in people's hearts with a hint of coldness and warmth. The knife said nostalgically, and the whole person was directly intoxicated in it, which made people really yearn for his description.
"Ohββ! I can't replace it with my body, heaven, earth, let me go back to that time, let me also see, although it is not worth dying for a look, but it is still bearable to be beaten a few times. β
"Ohββ! go, it's really a good flower for the dog to gnaw, why am I not the dog who gnawed on the flower!"
"Ohββ! I'm really speechless, I directly despise you people, hmph, let me go back to that moment, just a moment's request, let me see, let me imprint it in my heart, in my consciousness, in my fantasy, ah my fairy!
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For a while, all the people were surprised, and they were constantly excited, everyone knew that there was such a thing, but the process, time, and place of the matter had never been known, but now, after hearing what the person concerned said, they all suddenly became up, and this was really expected! Bursts of wolf roars continued to come out of the mouths of these cultivators who usually looked like dogs, just like the legend of the night and moon of the wolf, and even those female monks were muttering quietly and gossiping.
It's just that things are often unpredictable, or happy and sad, are going to the knife, this strange name, the weird guy is talking about how white the skin of the two goddesses is, how gentle the movements are, how gentle as cotton is under the sun, how like a fairy out of the dust, how is it...... , Suddenly, a sword light came out of thin air, directly stabbing at the knife edge that was talking.
"When!"
A burst of sword sound fighting, when all the sounds stopped, everyone looked stunned, only to see that the swords were in harmony, on one side was drunk, chattering endlessly, an absolutely obscene man, and the other was a woman wearing a veil, obviously this woman was really angry, the whole person was trembling with anger, just checked for a moment and began to attack continuously. And the knife edge can only be constantly blocked.
Although Wei Wen didn't react for a while, he could already see that the woman had reached the peak of foundation building, and the knife edge was also the peak of foundation building, and the two were evenly matched.
"An Yanjue!" walked the knife and shouted, directly exposing the identity of the woman.
This is really a bolt from the blue, why did this beauty come here?
"An Yanjue!"
"An Yanjue!"
"An Yanjue!"
"An Yanjue!"
......
With a burst of loud shouts, the entire lobby suddenly became lively.
"Hit!"
"Beat him!"
"Fuck it!"
"Go, go!"
People's hearts contain an aggressive factor, not to mention that this is still a beautiful fight.
"Damn, the battle between Beauty and Shadow is exciting!"
"Shadow, a little more on the knife, it's really stupid!"
"Beauty, the sword stabs from the left, stabs from the left!
A commotion rang out here. Since this is Yuanguan's inn, no one dares to use mana, otherwise they will definitely be punished once they destroy the things inside, so they can only rely on swordsmanship and knife skills to keep fighting, and they don't dare to hurt the tables and chairs.
So the crowd kept shouting and shouting under the influence of alcohol.
Wei Wen held the gourd, drank a little wine, and looked at this kind of dance-like competition with a performance nature, and he really had no interest.
"Alas!," the whole gnath whispered in Wei Wen's ear.
"What?" Wei Wen couldn't hear clearly, and the whole scene was too chaotic, so he could only ask loudly.
"Woe to the water!" the drunken Quan Grasshopper said loudly in Wei Wen's ear, and for a moment everyone looked over, even the two men and women who were fighting happily stopped their weapons and looked straight at them.
"All the grasshoppers?" An Yanjue looked at the guy who looked like he was not human, not a ghost, if it wasn't for this guy to speak, she wouldn't have recognized who it was.
"Who? Who's the Whole Grasshopper?" said the whole Grasshopper's drunken eyes, and the whole speech was long unclear, not even who he was.
It's just that it's okay if he doesn't speak, An Yan may not recognize him, but this opening is really too familiar, I don't know how many times I have turned around in front of and behind her in those years, how can there be a reason for not being familiar? The appearance of talent, that kind of self-confidence, and the look of treating the heroes of the world as dung have all disappeared, and now they can only be described as ghosts. The more An Yanjue looked at it, the more she felt uncomfortable, and she really couldn't tell what it felt like to be a whole grasshopper, but this feeling was not only between men and women, but also between friends. Although this guy did something that made her feel very disgusted, and the other party was also driven to this place to be punished, but she has never forgotten the other party, and now she suddenly sees the other party, and it has changed too much from the appearance ten years ago, and she can't help but be stunned.
"Why are you like this now?" An Yanjue's voice suddenly became very gentle, what the hell is going on? Everyone was a little stunned.
At this time, although Wei Wen was already very drunk, his heart was not drunk, and he must ask for something when he is courteous, which is an eternal truth.
"How's that?" The drunk monk is also like an ordinary person, and the whole gnatch at this time is also too drunk to the north, if he still has the strength before entering the valley of yin, these wines will be half drunk, but now the entire yang energy has been sucked away by the female ghost, and the body is not half a star, plus this wine already has things to increase yang energy and prevent yin injury, so I can't help but drink a lot more, so I was already drunk, if it wasn't for Wei Wen and they all drank together, let him have fun here, and still support that fragile heart, he would have fallen asleep on the sideγ
"You've changed!" An Yanjue said with some sadness, her words directly knocked down the hearts of countless monks in the hall, of course, the protagonist is an exception, Wei Wen is an exception, and there is an obscene man exception. The exception of the whole gnatch is certain, and the change in his appearance made him see the woman in front of him more clearly and clearly, so he became an exception. Wei Wen is an exception because he has seen too much about women, and although the woman among mortals is not as charming as the one in front of her, her scheming is much stronger than her, so she is in an exception. As for the freak of walking the knife, it is because this woman is his enemy in a way, and all the expressions of the enemy are a cover before attacking, so he must refuse this emotion.
"It's become ugly, and its cultivation has become lower, can it not change?" said Quan Grasshopper calmly, but the next scene surprised everyone, because the whole venue was deserted, and this guy actually fell asleep directly, and in less than two breaths, he directly snored.
He fell asleep. Wei Wen's tongue seemed to have some curls.
"I see. An Yanjue said coldly, she didn't have such good words for the deacon she didn't know in front of her, after all, ordinary deacons are people who have stagnated at a certain level, to put it bluntly, the deacon in front of her is the highest and highest cultivator, no matter how hard she works, she is not a person of the same world, so there is no need to give any face.