Chapter 62: The Story That the Grasshopper Had to Tell
"Xiang Aya is only fragrant and red sun, and it is absolutely glamorous and erotic!" said Quan Grasshopper. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Damn, don't talk about these sour things, I really don't understand, I speak human words. Wei Wen said angrily, why is this guy so sour, if he continues to say this, he really kicked this guy out directly, is it really bullying him for being illiterate.
This poem is about the Shuangjiao of Yuanguan's generation, Xiang Aya is talking about Lu Xiang Aya, Duxiang is more detailed, saying that she has a very unique body fragrance, which makes people smell very intoxicated, it is really the most fragrant flower in the world is not as fragrant as her body fragrance, and Aya Hongri is said that her light is comparable to the sun. And the glamorous double Yan is absolutely erotic, it is An Yanjue, the first four words say that she is one of the Shuangyan, and the last three words say that she is cold and ruthless, no matter who she is, I think I spent countless kung fu artifacts on her back then, but the result is ——! alas. Quan Grasshopper sighed.
"You haven't said the point yet, don't talk about these popular things, I want to know what that girl is doing here?" Wei Wen asked a little strangely, what the hell is going on? The situation above the big competition has already shown that those heavenly pride and other things in the current Yuanguan are afraid of this Yin Valley, but that beauty has come here, this is too strange.
"Uh!" Quan Shan shook his breath, and then said: "This time the Continental Sect Contest is in the Yin Valley because in this year, there will be a big outbreak of Yin Qi in the Yin Valley, and there will be some opportunities in this outbreak, especially for women, when practicing certain exercises, it will be of great help." There was some ambiguity in what Quan Grasshopper said, but this ambiguity was due to the fact that he was not fully sober from his wine, not to cover it up.
"Are you saying that beautiful woman practices a very powerful exercise, and this kind of exercise needs to enter the Valley of Yin when the Yin Qi in the Valley of Yin erupts?" Wei Wen asked following his words.
"That's the truth. As for what kind of exercises she is practicing, it is unknown, under normal circumstances, the exercises practiced by core disciples like ours are top secret, and they cannot be leaked in the slightest, you should understand this. Quan Grasshopper said.
"Then what did she come to you for? You're not an enemy...... "Wei Wen wondered, what the hell is going on?
"Alas, that's the story I had to tell between her and me. The whole gnat sighed, and then he spoke in a very sad tone. It turned out that it was not the same as what the outside world speculated, these two pairs of dog men and women had been eyebrows for a long time, one was handsome and chic for men, the other was beautiful and charming, one was affectionate and one was intentional, and soon it was the kind that rolled directly onto the sheets, so An Yanjue became the type of going to the soup, but just when the two were in a thick relationship, An Yanjue directly beat the whole gnather to the demon abyss with a word.
"You want to take me, not only that, but you must also send all those women, and I don't want you to kill them, but they must go, and leave Yuanguan, you can only have me as a woman!"
This voice is like a thunderbolt in love, which directly scorched the whole grasshopper who is intoxicated at the top of happiness, although he and An Yanjue are a perfect match, but as a handsome and dashing genius, he will never allow himself to hang himself on a tree, what he wants to conquer is the entire forest, and An Yanjue can only be one of them, so he directly refused, of course, because he is a veteran of the love field, he refused very tactfully, and there is enough room for it, not only that, but also let An Yanjue hold countless hopes. However, his words may have some effect on ordinary little women, but for a woman with a unique name, it is directly useless. This word is not only stunning, but also very stunning. After a slightly longer period of fighting, An Yanjue failed, because between a tree and a forest, Quan Grasshopper chose the forest without hesitation. It's just that although he won the woods, he lost his future, so his sad story began, countless infamy and countless blows came one after another, there was no way to be inferior to others in terms of talent, when the background was not as good as others, when the strength was not as good as others, he could only choose to escape, and if he didn't escape, he could only escape. In the end, under the consultation of those bigwigs, he was sent to the Valley of the Yin, so that his beautiful wives and concubines were preserved.
"Isn't it because you offended her? Although it's not as good as that lewd man, fighting small and big ones every day, it shouldn't be as stable as it is now?"
"Go, this is the difference between the second generation of immortals and the first generation of Fen, do you know?" Quan Grasshopper said angrily, this guy is really not enlightened, that lewd man has no backing, if it weren't for the rules of Yuanguan, those people can only beat up, Quan Grasshopper wants to go up and step on two feet, where is the day when he is alive? But what can he do? If he beats the small and big ones, who is afraid of whom, if there are big ones, there are no ones in his house? If there are old ones, will there be no ones in his family? So he was just sent here, and he can go back in a few years, where did he think that at this time, so old lover came, and a ruthless person came, and this still made no one live.
As he spoke, the whole gnatch couldn't help but shed miserable tears, oh my God!
"Worm, can you ask, what's going on in the Valley of Yin?" Although Wei Wen doesn't gossip, he still has to ask about matters related to his own net worth and life, after all, for the Valley of Yin, the whole grasshopper is much more familiar than him, as for the word insect, what is the grasshopper not an insect? It's just that he doesn't know that the other party's title is already known to everyone, so the whole grasshopper doesn't care.
"Oh, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that people are too handsome, there's no way!" Quan Grasshopper sighed, but no matter how Wei Wen looked at it, he felt that there was countless pride in this sigh.
"That time, I entered the Valley of the Netherworld, and unfortunately entered the fourth Jedi during a mission. ”
"The Cave of Yin?"
"Well, it's the Yin Cave, the Yin Wind in it has a certain forging effect on people, so I just reported a kind of luck and walked in, who knows that it didn't take long to get lost, and then when I escaped a strong wind, I strayed into a ghost cave, cough cough, that ghost cave is full of beautiful female ghosts, you know, men? female ghosts!" Saying that, the whole gnatch kept blinking at Wei Wen, Wei Wen sighed, does this need to be said, female ghosts need yang energy, and men need to be deflated, so with one shot, this handsome guy was fulfilled, oh, no matter how you look at it now, he is like a ghost man.
"And then?" Wei Wen did not delve into.
"Oh, later, many brothers and sisters were brought over by me to deal with the relationship between people and ghosts, and everyone got along very well, so as long as the brothers arrived at the Yin Cave, they were all their own people, oh their own ghosts, so don't be afraid, as long as you report the Yuanguan brand, or wear the Yuanguan Taoist uniform, no ghosts will come to harass you. Quan Grasshopper looked at Wei Wen with a proud expression.
This made Wei Wen's three views completely collapsed, this whole grasshopper, this is really more intimate between people and ghosts, talents, this is a great event that created the diplomacy between people and ghosts! I can't admire people, talents! Now I know that the relationship between people and ghosts is really not a problem!
"Ahem, ahem, then forget it, my taste is not that heavy, forget it, let's take a rest first, I still need to participate in this damn experience tomorrow." Wei Wen sighed, today is really an eye-opener, it seems that if you want to know more things, not only in the Scripture Pavilion, but also in the drinking.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day the two separated directly, Wei Wen wanted to participate in the training, and Quan Grasshopper needed to go to **** His own life, as for what kind of life Wei Wen didn't ask, and he didn't want to ask, thinking that either he would let An Yan catch the strong man, or hide in the fourth Jedi to avoid this stunning beauty, this year, even the stunning beauty has someone to release pigeons, it is really strange, but when he thought that he had been caught by the strong man, his mood couldn't help but darken, sighed, took a sip of wine, and walked directly to the meeting place.
When Wei Wen came to the entrance and exit of the big array, more than half of the people had come, and after a while, all of them were all there, at this time, Cao Ying directly led everyone to the entrance and exit of the Valley of Yin, and at the same time issued to each of the big array's access cards, in the access cards there are some information about the Valley of Yin, this thing needs them to drip blood into it before it can be used, used to distinguish their breath, if someone pretends to be or takes away, there is no way to pass, so as to prevent the ghost from taking away those disciples inside, and then come out to destroy the phenomenon。
"Okay, now I'm going to take you here, you will have three months to adapt to the situation in the Valley of Yin, and then in the next nine months, you will start to accept the content of the Continental Sect Competition, that content will not be told to you for the time being, and I have no way to tell you, because I don't know what the content is, so you don't want to take advantage of anything. Well, I'll tell you if I have the chance. Cao Ying said. His previous words made people feel very formal, but the last sentence directly betrayed him, after all, no matter which sect it is, they all hope that their own sect will win.
"Hee-hee!"
"Huh!"
"Haha!"
......
The laughter of ninety people suddenly spread throughout the exit.
Cao Ying looked at it, smiled a little, and then said, "Go ahead, you only have three months to adapt." ”
As Cao Ying's words fell, some people began to walk in, and soon after, only Wei Wen was left drinking a little wine, looking at the entrance and exit, as if he was a little confused.
"What's wrong?" Cao Ying felt a little funny, why is this thing still hesitating?
"Oh, people with disabilities, it's inevitable that you'll be slower. Wei Wen said perfunctorily.
"It's strange to believe you, don't worry, you have to go in today, otherwise, I'll stay here with you until I see you go in, and I won't leave." Cao Ying looked at Wei Wen with a smile, not at all anxious. He heard about last night's events, he had to admire the luck of the person in front of him, watching a game will be pulled into the competition, participating in a competition in order not to show his face to a ten consecutive defeat, and then he was caught here to participate in this kind of fatal experience, come here is just it, drinking a little wine will offend people, offending people is nothing, who can't offend three or five people, and he offended one of the two Tianjiao, I want to come to the next end is not much better than that knife!
"Alas, aren't you forcing Liang to become a prostitute?" Wei Wen sighed, originally he planned to take a look and forget it, and then go back to drinking with his legs, but now it seems that it can't be done.
"Oh, that's not it, I'm just doing my job as an employer, waiting here for the soul core you got today. Cao Ying seemed very patient.
"I have a hunch!" Wei Wen said suddenly and mysteriously.
"What hunch?" Cao Ying also wanted to see what tricks this guy could perform.
"As soon as I step into this valley, this experience will be over immediately. Wei Wen sighed, this kind of unprovoked thing really made him a little scared, as if his premonition came every time there was a threat of life and death, and it was almost very accurate, especially after he practiced the eyes of time and space, this feeling was even more timely, could it be that this was some hints that he gave him through time backtracking in a certain period of time in the future? Or was he born with the ability to predict? In any case, after this mission is over, he must learn some knowledge of prediction, not to lie to people or anything, just to have a certain sense of direction when this feeling comes.
", you might as well say that this trial doesn't need to be done anymore!" Cao Ying laughed and said, isn't it funny, someone actually said this about the whole continent deciding together.
"Oh, that's exactly what I wanted to say!" Wei Wen affirmed.
"Come on, I don't know about you after so many days of getting along, come, let's come here, eat and drink some and you'll just go in." Cao Ying didn't have anything to do with Wei Wen haha, he walked directly to the side, and then with a wave of his hand, a table of eight immortals and two tables appeared directly in front of the two, he waved his hand again, and the whole table was full of food, including two wine jugs and two wine glasses, obviously pouring his own wine. Seeing this, Wei Wen couldn't bear it? He pinned his gourd to his waist, sat directly on a table, picked up the wine jug with one hand, and picked up the chopsticks with the other and started directly. Cao Ying smiled, sat down on another table, poured a glass of wine, the two clinked glasses, drank, and a monk stationed next to him shook his head after seeing it, and hurriedly walked away.
"Brother Cao, you really know my heart!" After three rounds of drinking, the two of them directly called themselves brothers. For a while, the words of the two of them also increased, and when the monks who had entered the Yin Valley to practice and practice passed by them, they all shook their heads, what kind of world is this! The guards actually drank with the guards. It's just that as soon as I saw that the guardian was a Jindan monk, I shut up directly, but I didn't know what kind of character the guy opposite was. It's just that they don't say it in their mouths, but they curse directly in their stomachs.
After a long time, Cao Ying stood up and nodded and said, "Okay, an hour has passed, and your feelings have not been fulfilled, so let's start going in!"
"Alas, it's really time for me!" Wei Wen sighed, and put all the two pots of wine on the table into the mustard seed bag, even the two wine glasses, and then directly tore a roast pig's foot that had just been sent not long ago, and walked directly towards the entrance of the Valley of Yin, but he didn't notice that behind Cao Ying, there was a monk rushing towards this side with a flying sword.
"Let's go!" Wei Wen waved his hand and walked straight in, disappearing into the entrance in an instant.
"Go, do you really think there is anyone who is rare with you?" Cao Ying said disdainfully, but as soon as his words fell, he heard a voice coming.
"Deacon Cao, the sect master has an order to terminate this experience——!
In an instant, Cao Ying was directly stunned!