Looking at the two old men who were dragged away by the guards, the surrounding audience was silent, and after a few breaths, the audience erupted in enthusiasm and cheered, "The county lord is wise! The county lord is wise!" Especially those officials, who bore the brunt of the attack, all of them had red faces and shouted desperately. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Feeling the enthusiastic support of the people, the county lord of Baihua waved at them in response, and at the same time said with a haze in his heart: "This group of bastards has wasted the lovely smile of the county lord again, and when they return to their homes, the county lord will summon the guards to go to those officials' homes to loot them one by one, and he will not give up until he gets his book back!"

"Thank you! Thank you for your support! I'm the prince Wu Tongwen......" The prince stood beside the county lord of Baihua at some point, waving his hand at the dense audience in the stands, but was grabbed by the angry county lord and thrown out violently, "Dare to grab the audience with the county lord, don't die!"

Rubbing her sore wrist, her eyes were cold, and she glanced at Li Xiao, Xu Yaoshi, and Nandi, who were looking at her stupidly not far away, and a bright smile appeared on her face again and said to them: "Several heroic challengers, just a joke, don't take it to heart, our people in the royal martial arts arena are very peace-loving......"

"County Lord! County Lord......" The county lord of Baihua was saying, when he suddenly heard a few hurried calls, and a middle-aged general in silver armor hurriedly ran to the stage with an anxious look on his face and said respectfully: "County Lord! Oh no, the ducks we raised are fighting with the Qianli horse next door!"

"You still want to ask me about this little thing?" the Lord of Baihua frowned, "Do you know what to do?"

"Yes! My subordinates know!" The middle-aged general nodded solemnly, turned to the two soldiers in front of him, and said, "Let them fight!

The two green-armored soldiers were overjoyed, swallowing their saliva greedily, and shouted "The county lord is wise!" and hugged each other excitedly.

"Stupid!" The Lord of Baihua County looked gloomy and scolded: "Who made you do this! Why don't you bring someone to kill their whole family immediately!"

"Yes, county lord!" the three soldiers hurriedly stepped down in silence.

"Brave trepassers, let's continue. The Lord of Baihua County focused his gaze on Li Xiao and the others again, and said with a smile: "We people in the Royal Martial Arts Arena are very peace-loving, and we will never use violence against people, so you can rest assured." ”

"Who believes it!" Li Xiao, Xu Yaoshi, and Nan Enemy silently roared in their hearts, but on the surface, they nodded with a smile on their faces.

"Let's continue to take an honest adventure!" "The Baihua County Lord turned his gaze, and his gaze fell on the southern enemy in the red robe, "This uncle, what is your name?"

Nan Di was stunned for a moment, and said: "My name is Nan Di, I am seventy years old today, I am a super strong man with a particularly handsome appearance, you can call me Handsome Xiao Nan, you can also call me Handsome Xiao Nannan, I will never discriminate against you because you are ugly." ”

"Xiao Nannan, the name is pretty good, do you think I'm pretty?" said the Lord of Baihua shyly as he stroked the hair on his chest.

"Are you a fool? Didn't the last sentence of my self-introduction already say that you are ugly! But I will never discriminate against you because of this! I will only secretly spit on you in the depths of my heart......" Nan Di's words blurted out, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his disobedient mouth.

"One last question. The Lord of Baihua County was not annoyed by his words, and still kept a smile and said, "How much money did you bring here?"

"I didn't bring any money, but I have a lot of valuable treasures, all hidden in the ......," Nan Enemy replied flatly, realizing that he had leaked the secret and hurriedly covered his mouth.

Lord Baihua's eyes lit up, although she didn't know where the other party had hidden the treasure, but what he said after eating the 'True Heart Fruit' must be true, so he nodded happily and said, "Congratulations! ”

Nan Di didn't expect to pass the test so easily, and after being stunned for a moment, he excitedly walked to the side and looked at Li Xiao and Xu Yaoshi, who were going to face the test next, not knowing what the result of their test would be?

"I'll come first!" Pharmacist Xu thought that the test would be as terrifying as the Western Poison, but after seeing that the southern enemy easily passed the test, he took the initiative to stand up and was confident.

"Okay, since this uncle stands up first, it's up to you. The Lord of Baihua glanced at the panicked Li Xiao, the corners of his mouth turned up, his gaze fell on Xu Yaoshi, and he chuckled: "This uncle, may I ask what you want to do most in this life?"

"I want to go to the snow mountain with Lin'er for the third time, relive the good memories of the past, she played the snowman, I played the swordsman, she threw snowballs, I swung the sword to kill the demon, she fell in a pool of blood, I picked her beast clothes, she said that next time I would play the swordsman, I said impossible, because we are husband and wife! It is too dangerous to play the swordsman, I will never let you take the risk! She was so moved that she cried for a long time. ”

"The next year, we came to the snow mountain hand in hand again, she played the swordsman, I played the snowman, she swung the sword to kill the demon, I threw bricks, she fell in a pool of blood, I picked her cotton jacket, she said that next time she will never come to the snow mountain, I said impossible, because we are husband and wife! The snow mountain is full of our beautiful memories; she cried and said to me that it was cold, I stuffed her into the snowball to keep warm, the next day she and the snowball were gone, we never saw each other again, so going to the snow mountain with Lin'er for the third time is what I want to do most in my life!"

His voice echoed in the silent arena like thunder, and everyone looked at him with their mouths wide open in shock.

......I don't know who took the lead first, and the audience burst into warm applause, and the audience stood up and shouted loudly: "Okay! Well said! It's so touching!"

"Woo...... I swear it's the most touching story I've ever heard!"

"Yes! If this passage is written as a poem and circulated, it will surely become a swan song for the ages!"

"It's wonderful! It's the first time I've heard such a heart-wrenching story!" Lord Baihua's eyes lit up, and he walked quickly to Xu Yaoshi and worshipped: "This uncle, the story you said is so touching, can I name it "The Swordsman and the Snowman"?"

"No, because it has been named "The Handsome Swordsman vs. the Ugly Snowman", and the second part is "The Ugly Thief Tortures and Kills Endangered Species."

"Okay. The county lord of Baihua squeezed out two tears in disappointment, and after a change of words, she said in a harmonious voice: "However, no matter how touching the uncle's story is, it is impossible for me to do a loss-making business!

"I ...... I don't have five hundred taels now, can I owe it first?"

"Yes!"

"Is it okay to repay debts?" said Pharmacist Xu with a look of anticipation.

"No!" Lord Baihua shook his head, "Uncle, you still have a chance, do you have anything to say?"

"I'm going to pack the stateroom full of male prisoners!"

"Drag it off!"

"Wait! I ...... I still have something to say!"

"If you have anything to say, hurry up!"

"I have a unique copy of the Flying Fox Sword Technique here, worth more than 100,000 taels......! It should be enough to change to a state-class room full of male prisoners, preferably with a super big bed for three people!" Xu Yaoshi took out a yellowed sword book from his arms and handed it to the Baihua County Lord.

"Okay, for the sake of the sword spectrum, I'll count you as if you pass the test!" Lord Baihua flipped through the sword spectrum at will, and then his eyes lit up, and he happily agreed, and after a change of words, she continued: "However, the rules of the test cannot be broken, and you still have to go through the process, uncle! Please listen carefully! Excuse me, what is the proudest thing in your life?"

"The proudest thing in this life?" Medicine Master Xu tilted his head and thought about it, and soon he thought of something, grinning with yellow teeth and smirking for a long time, and then said proudly: "The proudest thing for the old man is that I completed the heroic feat of flying two thousand feet on the top of the snowy mountain that day!"

"Two thousand feet of flying stream?" said the Lord of Baihua County.

"Uh...... Well, hundred feet. Seeing that the county lord frowned, Pharmacist Xu hurriedly changed his words.

"A hundred feet?"

"Ten feet. ”

"Ten feet?"

"Half an inch! Don't ask again! I've recruited everything! Don't ask!" said Pharmacist Xu holding his head in pain.

The county lord of Baihua didn't say anything when she saw that Pharmacist Xu was on the verge of collapse, in fact, she didn't understand what Pharmacist Xu was saying at all, she just wanted to ask him the meaning of these words, who knew that he reacted so fiercely.

"Next question! Your name ......"

Without waiting for the Lord of Baihua County to finish speaking, Pharmacist Xu was full of confidence and preemptively said: "My big name is Xu Rong, my little name is mighty and extraordinary, Xiao Rongrong, and my name is Nai Niang Killer!"

"This year's ......"

"Eighteen!"

"Die! You look like eighty-one!" the Lord of the Hundred Flowers unceremoniously punched him.

"What kind of girl do you like?"

"I love ugly things like you!

"Congratulations! Pass the first round of testing!" The Baihua County Lord saw from the questioning that the medicinal effect of the truth fruit that Xu Yaoshi had eaten had disappeared, so he didn't ask any more, and turned his gaze to Li Xiao, who had not asked the last person who had not asked, raised his slender jade hand and tapped the void and said coldly: "The next person to answer the question is you!"