Chapter 11: Life and Death (I)
"You're the next one to answer the question!" the Hundred Flowers County Lord raised his arm and pointed at him under Li Xiao's terrified gaze. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
An arrow step quickly came to him, and the county lord pointed to a black ant lying on his shoulder and said, "Hmph! You cunning little thief! Don't think that just because you hide here and pretend to be dead, the county lord doesn't know that you are their helper!"
Looking back at the audience, she shouted, "Veterinarian!
"County Lord, please wait a moment! The old minister is coming here!" An old man in a green shirt with white hair holding a wooden cane walked to the arena with his waist bent over, looking down at the stone steps with a disdainful face, "Hmph! How can a small step stop me from being a master at the peak of the third grade?"
As he spoke, he trembled, and suddenly a powerful momentum erupted, and he jumped into ......
Go up the first staircase.
Looking at the second step he looked solemn, his steps couldn't help but take a step back, suddenly opened his eyelids, threw away the wooden stick in his hand, took a deep breath, lay on the ground and rolled twice to successfully go up the second step, stood up and looked back at the two steps behind him, he raised his hand to wipe the sweat on his head, turned his head to look at the arena in front of him with seven or eight steps and was stunned.
"It seems that if you don't show some real skills, you won't be able to see the county lord. The old man muttered to himself, his brows twisted, and the peak of the third grade, Zhenyuan, suddenly broke out, and with an angry shout, his clothes suddenly shattered, revealing black and shiny scale armor, the breeze blew, and the white hair fluttered, indescribably mighty.
"Give it to me!" The old man burst into a shout, bent his knees and bounced up like a dragon ascending to the sky, jumped two feet high, handsomely flipped a few heels in the air, landed on the audience stands, stepped on the shoulders of everyone, and a few dragonflies flew out of the martial arts arena.
"This old bastard! dare to escape!" Wu Xuan'er, the lord of Baihua County, saw the old veterinarian fly out of the arena, and said angrily: "Butcher Hu, come up for me!"
"Here, Lord County!" stood a middle-aged man in the front row of the southwest corner of the stands, he was wearing a gray apron, his body was as fat as a bell, he wore a ponytail, his round face was narrowed into a slit, he had a mustache under the nose of the cow, and dozens of blades of different sizes were carried on his back like a hedgehog, and under his feet was a pair of pink riding boots.
He staggered onto the arena, came to the county lord and asked curiously, "Lord county lord, I don't know what to call the villain?"
Wu Xuan'er stretched out her hand and pinched the ant lying on Li Xiao's chest on her shirt, held it up in front of Butcher Hu and said, "You tell it, this county mainly asks it three questions!"
Staring at the dying ant in the county lord's hand, Hu Butcher was puzzled: "County lord, I'...... I'm a pig killer, not a veterinarian......"
"It's because you're a pig killer!That's why I'm giving you the opportunity to work part-time as a veterinarian!" said the Lord of Baihua with a cold expression.
"Good...... Alright!" Butcher Hu reluctantly agreed.
"You help me ask what kind of monster it is, what is its name, how old is it!" Wu Xuan'er said happily as she looked at the ant in her hand.
"Oh!" Butcher Hu put his head in front of the county lord's hand and asked in a low voice: "Little thing, the county lord asked you what kind of monster you are, what is your name, how old are you this year?" ”
Hearing this, Xu Yaoshi couldn't help but laugh "poof", "Ancient giant snake, how can a snake be so small and have long legs? The name is even funnier, it's called Da Niu, and it's still ninety years old, isn't that already a good time?...... Haha! I'm laughing to death. ”
"You ......" Butcher Hu blushed, pointed at Xu Yaoshi and stammered, "You...... What do you say it is, what is its name, how old is it!"
"Hmph, what's so difficult about this!" Pharmacist Xu snorted disapprovingly, walked up to Wu Xuan'er and looked down at the ant in her hand, his expression was instantly sluggish, and he raised his hand to wipe the beads of sweat from his forehead, "This ...... This is...... Be...... The name of the ancient serpent is ...... How old are you...... Is it really ninety?"
Glancing at the fat man beside him in shock, he grinned, "Your Excellency is really powerful, but I am reckless." ”
Butcher Hu's jaw almost tilted to the sky, "Hmph!
Li Xiao was closer to the county lord, and after witnessing this ridiculous scene, he reminded with a big mouth: "Butcher Hu, Pharmacist Xu, this is an ant, you shouldn't even recognize the ant, right?"
"Ants?" Butcher Hu and Medicine Master Xu glanced at each other, both scratching their heads and wondering, "What the hell is an ant? This is an ancient giant snake!" "Yes! I can swear it's an ancient giant snake, little brother, you really don't know it?"
"You ......" Li Xiao couldn't help but stutter, turned his head to the southern enemy beside him and said, "Senior Nan, you tell them, what is that!"
"No problem!" Nan Enemy responded, walked up to the Lord of Baihua and looked down, slightly stunned, "Huh......? Ancient Serpent!"
"Yes, I'll just say it's an ancient giant snake!" said Pharmacist Xu proudly.
"Could it be that the ants in this region are all called ancient giant snakes?" Li Xiao was puzzled when he heard the affirmative words of the southern enemy, and touched his head awkwardly and smiled: "Hehe, I'm sorry everyone, I confused it with ants just now, and now it is really an ancient giant snake." ”
"It turned out to be an ancient serpent. Wu Xuan'er got the answer, looked at Butcher Hu approvingly, and said, "Second question, ask what kind of monster it is and what it likes to eat?"
Butcher Hu nodded, said a few words to the ants, listened carefully and looked up and said, "County Lord! It is a flying monster that likes to eat creatures such as giant bulls and sea monsters. ”
"So powerful?" Wu Xuan'er's eyes lit up, she bowed down and put the ants on the ground, turned to face the spectators in the surrounding stands, and said with a smile: "Okay! The test is over! Let's congratulate these few people who successfully passed the test with warm applause!"
"Papapa......" The audience burst into warm applause throughout the martial arts arena, and they finally waited for the most exciting part.
When Xiyu and Hong Qi returned to the arena, Wu Xuan'er pressed his hand and signaled the audience in the stands to be quiet, and then turned to Li Xiao and Xu Yaoshi and smiled: "So, the battle of life and death has officially begun! Do you choose to fight alone? or group fighting?"
"Group fighting! group fighting......" Li Xiao, Nandi and the others were overjoyed, four of the five of them were masters of the ninth layer of the mortal rank, and they were almost invincible in the same realm, but when they saw a row of hundreds of soldiers wearing silver armor, holding spears, and walking neatly from outside the wooden gate on the side of the Colosseum, their high voices slowly lowered until they disappeared, and they turned to raise their arms and shouted: "Heads-up! Heads-up......
"Single-handedly, right?" Wu Xuan'er smiled slightly, "Our people in the royal martial arts arena are all peace-loving, we will not use violence against anyone, originally I wanted to send thousands of people to fight the king of beasts with you, but if you don't want it, then there is no way, I can only agree to your request and let you fight alone." ”
She waved her hand, and hundreds of silver-armored soldiers lined up neatly in the front row of the stage, and immediately seventy or eighty people walked up to the arena and stood in a corner waiting solemnly, and then more than a dozen soldiers carried a rectangular open-air sedan chair to the stage.
looked intently, and saw a black-haired wild boar lying on the sedan chair with a black body as black and fat as a mountain of meat.
Placing the sedan chair in the center of the arena, a dozen soldiers turned their heads and left with relief.
Xu Yaoshi stared blankly at the black wild boar lying on the ground sleeping more than a dozen steps ahead, and couldn't help but be confused: "This is?...... Do you want us to have a roast wild boar before the big battle?" Suddenly thinking of something, he excitedly said: "The pig ball is mine! Whoever robs me will fight with him!"
Xi Poison glanced at him in surprise, "This pig is a female!
"Uh......" Pharmacist Xu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "How can I not see it! I just want to test you, in fact, I have long been the basic common sense that sows are black." ”
"I know, I still say!" the Western Poison Master glanced at Pharmacist Xu.
Li Xiao withdrew his gaze from the nearly 100 heavily armed soldiers in front of him, and turned his head to look at Wu Xuan'er: "County Lord, can you not change the heads-up into a group fight? It is difficult for us to single-handedly take on the king of beasts, and if we really want to single-handedly fight the beast king, we would rather admit defeat." ”
"No problem!" Wu Xuan'er agreed unexpectedly, and said to the butcher Hu who was standing beside him with beautiful eyes: "Hu Dayong, since they are asking us for support, you can assist them as our representative, don't lose the face of our royal martial arts arena, you know!"
"Uh......" Butcher Hu was stunned, "Lord County, I killed a thousand pigs last night, and now the lamp has run out of oil......
"Butcher Hu, if you promise to assist outsiders, how about I give you the opportunity to dine at the same table with the county lord at the celebration?" Wu Xuan'er said temptingly.
"Haha......" Pharmacist Xu and Li Xiao covered their stomachs and laughed when they heard this, "Brother Xi Poison, did you hear it? She actually wants to invite people to eat at the same table, haha laughed at me!"
"Yes, it's shameless to be so ugly and want to take advantage of others!"
Among the several people, Hu Butcher laughed the most, only to see him kneeling on his knees, covering his stomach with one hand, and pounding the ground desperately with the other, "I really laughed to death! You want to take advantage of me if you are so ugly! Are you a fool to me!"
Wu Xuan'er's forehead was bruised, and she gritted her silver teeth and said coldly: "Don't talk so much nonsense! Hurry up and help me break through, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you!" As she spoke, the hundred soldiers behind her tacitly struck the spears in their hands to the ground, making a neat metal crashing sound, and the few people who heard the sound immediately restrained their smiles and pretended that nothing had happened.