Chapter Eighty-Six: The Cuteness of a Straight Man?
"What?!" Duan Fourteen let out an exaggerated roar.
"Eaten?"
"Just, just, hair, discovered—" The disciple stood in place, looking very distressed, and said intermittently and babblingly, to the effect that Duan Shishi had prepared a delicate chocolate for this so-called eldest lady, waiting for her to come back and find it. As a result, she was eaten by her pet monkey.
Xiao He was puzzled when he heard this, eldest miss, eldest miss....... wouldn't it be the night...... Looking at the posture, this fourteen must be pursuing others, but he seems to have a rough line, otherwise he would not have made such an oolong.
The last time I met the man named Mo Dyezhu proposed to Shuo Ye in public, it made Shuo Ye very embarrassed, and he slipped away with a red face. This time, I met Duan Fourteen who pursued a "big lady" in such an old-fashioned way, could it be that Shuoye was so popular and there were so many suitors.......
Wait, Xiao He suddenly thought that Duan Shiyi was a little-known second-class disciple, and Shuo Ye was the elder of the head of the cockroach and the acting leader of Jiuyi, although he was not from the Kunlun faction, but from the Shushan faction, he must have been very noble. It stands to reason that it should have a relationship with this fourteen is eight poles, but it is not ruled out that Shuoye is too popular, and suitors are already everywhere, grabbing a lot of them......
Duan Shiwei listened to the disciple's words, his eyes were about to pop out, he seemed to be very angry, slapped his head on the door, turned around his waist, and scolded bitterly: "Forget that dead monkey!"
There are no monkeys in the night......
"Which dead monkey did you say?"
A delicate female voice came from behind them, and when the two of them heard this, they turned around and found a beautiful girl dressed in fashion standing behind with her arms crossed. She has short fluffy chestnut hair, picturesque eyebrows and eyes, white and red skin, ruddy and healthy. If you look closely, there are still some light brown freckles on her cheeks, which looks lovely and vibrant. A pair of water-cut autumn eyes are as agile as the characters in the painting.
On her shoulder, there sat a cute little fluffy monkey, with small hands and feet, big black eyes dripping and turning, and the aura was compelling, very cute.
Xiao He breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably.
It's not the night.
Wait, why should she breathe a sigh of relief? Does she have a suitor who cares about herself.....
When Duan 14 saw this girl with some freckles on her cheeks, he suddenly lost his majestic appearance in front of a group of disciples, and showed a clumsy but shy smile, and actually said very awkwardly: "Rourou, are you back.....?" The sour but gentle tone made Xiao He on the side look sideways, and he instantly guessed the relationship between the two.
That girl's name is Rourou, and Duan 14 calls her the eldest lady again, she must be the daughter of Tang Yiyan, the peak master of Xiaoqingluan Peak, if she guesses correctly, she should be called Tang Rourou. I saw Tang Rourou looking at Duan Fourteen's shy stupid appearance, rolled her eyes, threw something at Duan Fourteen, and turned her head to leave.
Duan 14 looked down and found that it was a torn and miserable chocolate box, full of chocolate crumbs, and a beautifully styled but very old-fashioned greeting card, with some thoughtless poems written on it:
If you are Master Kong's Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, then I am boiling water, and I will use my enthusiasm to soak away your indifference and make you extremely sour.
If you are an old cow, then I am tender grass, because I know that old cows love to eat tender grass;
If you're a piece of, then I'm a dog, and although you smell bad, I miss you all the time, because, dogs can't change their—
What the hell is this!
Xiao He couldn't stand it after reading two sentences, looking at this little poem, it was densely written for a long time, the words were crooked, and there were a lot of black lumps, which was almost the same level as a primary school student.
If I were Tang Rourou, I would have the heart to strangle him. Duan 14 couldn't cry or laugh.
"Rourou—" Duan Fourteen hurriedly followed, swaying around her with small steps. When Tang Rourou saw him come up, she lowered her head and rushed with a lot of strength, Duan Fourteen grabbed Tang Rourou's arm in a hurry, Tang Rourou sighed, and Duan Fourteen hurriedly put it away, looking at Tang Rourou with a look of grievance.
Tang Rourou glared at her angrily, and without saying a word, raised her little fist and smashed it on Duan Shishi's thick chest: "How many times have I said not to hang a banner when I come back!"
Xiao He burst out laughing. Hanging banners?
Duan Fourteen's face was red, he bowed his head and was silent, he took a step back, Tang Rourou seemed to have fried a pot, and he followed up and punched Duan Fourteen in the chest, and the punch and his own words just matched together, very rhythmic: "How many times have I said not to write strange poems!"
The more Tang Rourou spoke, the more angry she became, and her face turned red with anger: "Who are you scolding for being a piece of shit!" Duan Shishi was shocked: "What?!A piece of shit!" He then said hatefully: "Damn Wu Yong, you dare to fix me ....."
Tang Rourou was so angry that she stomped her feet, but Duan Fourteen's body was too strong, and it hurt to beat him with her own hand, the more Tang Rourou thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, and she spoke with a little crying: "You and Wu use that bastard to join forces to bully me, aren't you-" said angrily and covered his mouth with the back of his hand, and was about to shed tears.
Xiao He was already smiling behind him. Duan Fourteen, this guy, is very polite in terms of dealing with people, but he didn't expect to be so upright and cute, a straight man with cancer. In this way, there is only a ghost who can catch up with Tang Rourou.
Duan Rourou couldn't see Tang Rourou crying the most, she was very guilty and distressed at the moment and couldn't help apologizing, Tang Rourou saw him coaxing herself with a soft voice, as if she had gained momentum, she actually cried loudly, and pouted and slapped Duan Fourteen for a while, Duan Fourteen shrank his head and obediently suffered, and the appearance of the two was very playful and cute.
"Don't buy me chocolates in the future!I hate chocolate the most!" Tang Rourou threatened Duan Fourteen, glaring at Duan Fourteen with big red eyes. Duan Fourteen let out a stupid sigh, handed a tissue to the side in a small manner, and responded very timidly.
This posture is the same as Tang Rourou's parents.
finally coaxed Tang Rourou, and Duan Shishi whispered a few words to her, telling her that Senior Brother Xiao was next to her. Tang Rourou had just come back from outside, she didn't recognize Xiao He, and thought that she was a new disciple of the outer sect, so she didn't care much about it, and she almost didn't drop her tongue when she heard Duan Fourteen say it, and then twisted the soft flesh on Duan Fourteen's waist in disgust, and asked him resentfully why he didn't say it earlier, so that he and Senior Brother Xiao cried when they met for the first time.
Because of this trouble, Tang Rourou felt very embarrassed, her expression was stiff and her face was flushed, she came over and took the initiative to say hello to Xiao He, pulled Duan Shishi to glare at him resentfully, and forced him to admit his mistake to Xiao He together. Xiao He couldn't cry or laugh, and said with a smile It's okay, Miss Tang still has to save her strength to clean up your family.
This sentence is very ambiguous, it is Xiao He someone who wants to talk about the two of them together, to create an atmosphere where the two of them are very compatible, Tang Rourou's cheeks really burst red when she heard this, Duan Shishi next to her smirked and scratched her head, Tang Rourou glared at him very angrily, and quietly pinched the meat on his waist angrily.
Then, Tang Rourou threw a package to Duan Fourteen as if she remembered something, and Duan Fourteen opened it suspiciously, and there was a piece of ointment-like thing inside. Tang Rourou didn't say a word, lowered her head and walked out after giving her things, Xiao He caught a glimpse of her blushing face, which was very good-looking.
Duan Shifu glanced at it and hugged the package to his chest very happily: "Isn't this the black jade paste that I asked for from Mrs........ Shangyuan?"
Xiao He glanced at Tang Rourou who was in a hurry with an expression of sudden realization. It seems that this Duan Fourteen has a good hand! Tang Rourou angrily came to Xingshi to ask for guilt, and did not forget to bring him the ointment he wanted.
"Be my girlfriend!" Duan Fourteen roared excitedly behind him, startling Xiao He, startling Tang Rourou, and startling the little monkey on Tang Rourou's shoulder, the little monkey looked back at Duan Fourteen with a little sloppiness, bared his teeth, and patted his monkey butt in provocation.
"Get out!" Tang Rourou didn't look back.
Xiao He shook his head, it seemed that he was still far from catching up with Tang Rourou.