Chapter Eighty-Five: The Monkey Eats Chocolate
Duan Shishi's eyes were bright, and although his voice was rough, he was very polite. He first introduced himself, and then respectfully asked Xiao He for instructions: "Senior Brother in charge specially instructed me to wait, saying that Senior Brother Xiao is new to Kunlun, and he needs to have more contact with the new environment, understand the situation, and directly divide the cave to you, lonely and lonely, I am afraid that it is more inappropriate, so I will let you stay in Xiaoqingluan Peak for a period of time, go to the front line of the grassroots level, go down to the front line, eat and live with the disciples, take the lead, take the lead in setting an example, do a good job of the exemplary role of the registered disciples, and at the same time enhance the feelings between the same disciples." ”
Xiao He couldn't cry or laugh when he heard this, how could he hear this remark so familiar?
As soon as he turned around, he found that a big red banner was hanging on his room fluttering in the wind: "Welcome Senior Brother Xiao to come and guide the cultivation work of Xiaoqingluan Peak." ”
Xiao He originally wanted to wave his hand and explain to Duan Fourteen that he was just a mortal who had stumbled into a mistake, but after thinking about it, Gu Yuan actually ordered it himself, and said it so tactfully, presumably because he also took into account the reputation of Kunlun, the number one faction in the world, and didn't want discordant voices in the faction, or let others know that he was really a mortal who couldn't fart, so he said it so high-soundingly. If he opened his mouth and dismantled his platform, it would not be a good thing for himself or his hometown.
So Xiao He nodded very pretentiously and said: "As a registered disciple, you should be the first to do it, the quality is excellent first, the thinking is the first to pass, the practice is the first to take the lead, dare to shout the slogan of looking at me, follow me, and lead everyone to closely unite in the center of the sect with the senior brother of the head of the old yuan as the core, and the role of the branch fighting fortress of Xiaoqing Luanfeng should play an obvious role, and strive for the construction of a modern immortal cultivation force." ”
When the disciples heard what he said, they were stunned for a moment, all of them looked at me, I looked at you, and then nodded seriously for some reason.
Duan 14 saw that Xiao He's mouth was hanging like a river, and he came with his mouth open, thinking that he was really some kind of legendary hermit master, so he said excitedly: "Senior Brother Xiao, what you said is right...... It's not easy for someone like you to come here, and we hardly have access to named disciples on weekdays, they are all high-ranking beings. Today, my Xiaoqing Luanfeng and a group of junior disciples are practicing the exercises, fortunately, Senior Brother Xiao, you are here again, you give me ..... good eyes and give my brothers some guidance?"
Immediately, Duan 14 didn't care about Xiao He, who looked embarrassed, and turned back to the disciples with raised eyebrows: "Where is the disciple of Xiaoqing Luan Peak!"
All the disciples were extremely excited, and shouted in unison: "The disciple is here!"
"The time has come to test you! Take out your best for me! Take out the momentum of our Xiaoqingluan Peak disciples!"
All the disciples shouted in unison, all of them pulled out their postures, raised their swords in virtual steps, held their breath and concentrated, their expressions were serious and serious, and the long sword was close to their bodies, and their momentum was magnificent.
"Kunlun Nine Swords, First Style!"
All the disciples shouted in unison, waved their swords and danced lightly, their movements were elegant and sharp, light and smooth, the sound was like an ancient bell, Cangshan trembled, the flood waves hit the stones, the pine waves and blue waves, and the bursts of majestic Qiankun Qi came to the face, shaking the mouth and nose.
Xiao He's heart was weak for a while, but he knew that he must not go through the gang, let them know that they couldn't fart, so he pretended to be calm, and shouted in a low voice! Good swordsmanship! The disciples heard Senior Brother Xiao's praise, and they were even more excited, and their eyes could be sharpened.
Subsequently, he made some mobilization speeches for a group of disciples at the request, but to put it bluntly, it was about some things that did not hurt or itch, such as believing in oneself and believing in one's potential, rationally coordinating time, adjusting the contradictions in cultivation and study, etc., but the disciples listened very seriously and nodded frequently.
Thinking about coming to this heaven and earth, the methods used to fool people are all similar, Xiao He said secretly.
Accompanied by Duan Fourteen, Xiao He "inspected" the kitchen and enjoyed a sumptuous breakfast specially reserved for him, as well as things such as the armory room and the collection pavilion, and was also cordially received by the peak master of Xiaoqingluan Peak. The peak master of Xiaoqingluan Peak is a fat man with a fair face, a round face, even the nose and eyes are round, but he is very amiable, and his smile is very cute. His gray hair was neatly at the back of his head, his forehead was smooth and shiny, and there were no wrinkles on his face.
He introduced himself as Tang Yiyan, and it was okay to call him the Dao name Yuling Zhenren. This Tang Feng Lord looked smiling and very good-tempered, but Duan Shishi quietly told him in private that Yuling Zhenren was actually very temperamental, and he didn't get angry easily, and when he got angry, the entire Xiaoqingluan Peak would tremble.
Yuling Zhenren's wife is the great supervisor of Wuji Peak who leads all the palaces and maids, and she is very busy on weekdays, and all the work such as serving, entertaining, arranging the venue, and preparing for the banquet is taken care of by his wife, on the other hand, this Yuling Zhenren carries a bird cage all day long, whistling and wandering around with his hands behind his back, very idle, so Yuling Zhenren and his wife are famous in the Kunlun faction , but Yuling Zhenren was also a hot-blooded young man in his early years, the kind of ambitious one, so the most he couldn't listen to was that others said that he was afraid of his wife, that his wife was stronger than him, and often who jokingly mentioned it, Yuling Zhenren Tang would blow his beard and stare at the ground as soon as he said it, and he would not give people a good look.
"What about you, where are you from?" Xiao He asked Duan Fourteen curiously.
In just half a day, he had a little affection for this honest and upright man who spoke and acted resolutely.
Duan Fourteen pursed his sausage mouth and introduced that he was from a small village under his feet outside the Infinite Peak Mirror World, and he had been a cook for the outer disciples for generations. He is the fourteenth generation, so he is called Duan Fourteen.
In his lifetime, Duan Shifu was no longer willing to cook for immortal cultivators, he was determined to be an immortal cultivator. He traveled at a young age, traveled all over the world for many years, but learned some wind and horn magic, and later relied on the fact that his family had been cooking for Kunlun outer disciples for generations, and he still had some connections, so he was recruited into the Kunlun faction Xiaoqingluan Peak, and worked hard step by step, and finally became a second-class disciple.
"I'm satisfied, too! The second-class disciple is very good. There are all legends up there, and each of them has a very powerful immortal fate, and I don't have that kind of life. But it's better than being a man. ”
Duan Shishi and Xiao He didn't talk long before they opened their hearts to him. He found that this registered disciple was really different from other registered disciples, he didn't have a fight at all, and the aura on his body was also very approachable, and Duan Shishi was not big or small when he joked, but he looked like a mortal boy.
By the way, the senior brother in charge once said that he was a mortal.
What is the magic of this guy? Duan Shishi looked at Xiao He beside him curiously, and secretly thought in his heart.
Maybe the superior person acts, which is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people like me.
At this moment, a disciple outside the door who was not tall and stocky ran over in a hurry, his white face was covered with fine sweat, and he ran to Duan Fourteen in a panic, and said to Duan Fourteen without bothering to salute: "Senior Brother Ten, Fourteen, Big, Big, Big-"
When Xiao He heard this, he secretly said that this guy was a stammer, and he didn't have a big reason for a long time. But Duan Shishi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he was very surprised, grabbed the disciple and asked, "The eldest lady is back?"
The disciple outside the sect was in a hurry, and he couldn't speak, Duan Shishi's face was happy but very restrained, and he said to Xiao He with a strange expression that seemed to be unbearable: "Senior Brother Xiao, uh...... Senior brother, I have something to do, I'll come when I go!" After speaking, he pulled the disciple outside the door and ran outside.
Halfway through the run, I heard the stammering disciple suddenly lean back forty-five degrees and grabbed Duan Fourteen with his foot, and shouted with all his strength: "The monkey of the eldest lady has eaten the chocolate you prepared!"