A dozen paces away, a young beggar squatting in a corner, clad in hair and rags, saw a little beggar in the gang ask the young lady to take off the veil that she had not taken off for several years with a few words, and immediately became disheartened, got up and shouted: "Ah! I don't want to live! I want to kill myself!"

On the side, the blind man was refreshed when he heard his words, rolled his eyes and shouted excitedly: "Cripple! Go all the way! I will train your two school-going children to beggars with all my heart! As well as your old cow, I will sell it, and ask Mr. Jiaoshu to write a few tear-jerking signs and hang them around the necks of your children, so that they can show off along the street, so that the world will know that they are learned beggars! Hurry up and commit suicide! I can't wait!"

"Hearing you say that, for some reason, I suddenly have a strong desire to survive!" the cripple muttered to himself in confusion. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Hey, cripple, you have to think about it, you killed yourself, what will you do with your prosthetic leg? It was obtained from the blacksmith of the king of Dongcheng by sacrificing our hue! Gang leader Duan Fengxue said bitterly staring at the crippled man with his right foot in front of him.

"yes, I'm going to use it when I'm older. A little beggar of seven or eight years old came out from behind the crowd and looked wistfully at the lame man's prosthetic leg.

"I ...... I don't care!I'm going to kill myself!" the cripple roared, and walked resolutely towards the wall.

"But...... Your prosthetic leg is expensive!" Duan Fengxue nervously dissuaded.

"What does it matter if I commit suicide?"

"What he means is that you can designate the beneficiary of the prosthesis before you commit suicide, there are many brothers in the gang waiting to use this begging artifact. Li Xiao opened his mouth to explain, and the beggars around him who heard him spoke agreed, "Yes! Yes! If you designate the beneficiary of the prosthesis and then commit suicide, we will not stop you." ”

"You ...... You ......" The cripple turned around and glared angrily at the beggars who were peeking at his prosthetic legs, gritting his teeth and said: "You bastards, I have long known that you are greedy for my legs, and I will never let you succeed! I want to live! Live for a hundred years! Let you never have a chance!"

"One hundred years?" a beggar had a demented look on his stiff face, and after a few breaths, he grinned, "One hundred years?

"yes, I can wait, as long as I don't lose my prosthesis. The little beggar who had spoken before looked at the lame man excitedly.

"You bastards! I'm not going to let you get away with it! I'm ...... I...... I ......" The lame man was at a loss, his eyes swept over the beggars around him, and stopped at Duan Feirou's flawless and soft face, "Ah! It's so ugly! Why is the face under the veil so ugly? I fantasized about her like Aunt Sun from the neighboring village, and now I don't want to commit suicide at all!"

"Dead lame! Who do you say is ugly!" After a furious shout, everyone only felt a flower in front of them, and the cripple suddenly screamed, and inexplicably flew up in the air, slammed into the wall, and smashed the stone wall into a big hole.

Outside the entrance of the cave, Zhu Youwei, the chief arrester of the Criminal Department, appeared outside at some point, and said majestically with a torch: "Haha! I knew that you beggars were going to escape from prison! Fortunately, I was clever and gave up the opportunity to go home to accompany my wife and children, and stayed up all night alone to stay here, and finally let me ......" Seeing that the beggars ignored him, they poured out of the cell and fled in all directions, he hurriedly grabbed a beggar and shouted: "Hey! Don't go! I am the chief catcher!"

"You're alone here, I'm too lazy to bird you!" The beggar glanced at Zhu Youwei, shook off his big hand, and fled with everyone.

......

At noon the next day, two pretty figures, one green and one blue, appeared at the gate of Tianxing Academy, causing the scholars to look back frequently.

Li Xiao and Hong Qi, who were disguised as disguised and disguised, came to the gate of the academy in the appearance of their cousin Chen Yu and the maid respectively, and after the concerted analysis of the beggars, they thought that it was easiest for people in the academy to be disguised and disguised as the easiest to infiltrate the academy, plus Duan Feirou was in it to answer, as long as nothing went wrong, I believe that no one could find out that something was wrong.

Successfully going through the procedures for their cousin's entrance to school, Li Xiao and Hong Qi walked along the bluestone path through several courtyards, and came to the gate of a courtyard surrounded by rockery and water pavilions.

As soon as the front foot was about to enter the courtyard, a terrible scream suddenly came from the embroidery building in front of him, "Ah! A man has mixed into our courtyard!" Then the entire girls' dormitory building seemed to explode, and the sound of various items being broken was faintly mixed with the heart-rending cries of many girls, "My! Mine! He is mine!"

"Whoever dares to rob me! I'll marry her!"

"Ahh

"Crush, I love a stick?" Hong Qi squinted at Li Xiao, who was stunned beside him, and said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be so loved by the teachers!"

"Of course! Young Master Ben kills all the old and the young, what is it to be fascinated by a mere teacher!" Li Xiao was a little fluttering, he didn't expect that he would also be secretly loved, just when he was about to brag about it again, an eighty-year-old woman in a green robe walked out of the door of the embroidery building with a cane, bent over her waist, and walked out of the door of the embroidery building angrily, her wrinkled old face was so angry, and she muttered: "The little girl doll is really ruthless! I love a stick' to say it, but thankfully she didn't leak out my plan to seduce him and then throw his body into the wilderness. ”

Seeing Li Xiao standing at the gate of the courtyard in front of him, looking at him stupidly, the old woman scolded angrily and dissatisfiedly: "Look at what! Stinky little ghost! If you are a man, I will definitely let you taste the power of this beauty!"

Li Xiao looked at the back of the old woman leaving, and swallowed with difficulty, "Fortunately, I am dressed as a man, otherwise it will not be long before there will be one more news in the capital, the cancer 'I love a stick' was tempted by the academy teacher, let us deeply cherish the memory of this teacher who made great sacrifices for the empire, and her sacrifice was exchanged for a cancer and permanent exile."

"Elder Hong, you are here" A surprise call sounded in Li Xiao and Hong Qi's ears, and a few steps away from the voice, I saw a woman wearing a white long skirt and combing a cloud bun, who looked to be in her early twenties, walked over suspiciously, and when she saw Li Xiao dressed as a girl, she asked suspiciously: "Huh, isn't this the little beggar next to Elder Hong?"

"I ...... I'm Chen Yu!" Li Xiao didn't expect that his disguise and disguise, which he had worked so hard to prepare for for a long time, would be so easily recognized, and at the same time he pinched his throat and explained: "This young lady, I think you recognized the wrong person, I am Chen Yu, a student of the academy, because my cousin Li Xiao asked me to help Elder Hong, so we will appear here together." ”

"Your cousin is Li Xiao's bastard?" Duan Feirou frowned when she heard Li Xiao's words, and seemed to be disgusted by the name.

"Yes...... yes! That's him. Li Xiao was also helpless about his notoriety in the royal capital, but in order to complete the task, he had to answer hard.

"Yes, yes, yes! he ...... He is Chen Yu! I can testify!" Hong Qi saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly interjected.

Originally, Duan Feirou was still a little hesitant whether she recognized the wrong person, but when she heard Hong Qi's words, she became even more confused, and after carefully looking at Li Xiao for a moment, she smiled and said: "I'm sorry, Sister Chen Yu, I did recognize the wrong person, looking at my sister's appearance, she should have just completed the admission procedures, so let me take you to familiarize yourself with the new home." ”

"Okay!" Li Xiaozheng was worried that no one would lead the way, and when he heard Duan Feirou's words, he naturally agreed.

"Hey, sister, what are you doing! Hurry up! Let's go to the martial arts grade test!" Duan Feirou's elder brother Duan Changliu, wearing a silver helmet and battle armor, rushed over like a giant, and when he saw Li Xiao, he couldn't help but be stunned, "Huh", his long face was as red as a monkey's ass, and he stammered: "Sister...... Younger sister...... This beautiful aunt ...... The girl is ...... Who is it?"

"Chen Yu! Fortunately!" Li Xiao said lightly, but Duan Changliu was stupidly stunned, and he twisted and pinched: "Beautiful...... Beautiful Girl Girl in ...... In the next long stream, it's an honor to meet the girl, I ...... I ......"

"It seems that this kid fell in love with you at first sight with your little brother. Hong Qi saw Duan Changliu's almost petrified appearance, and couldn't help but envy: "Why don't you think about it?" I think this kid is not bad, don't be a pity." ”

"Giggle......" Duan Feirou covered her mouth and chuckled: "Yes, Sister Chen Yu, I haven't seen my brother take a girl so seriously when I'm so old, why don't you think about it?"

"That's right, then I'll think about it. Li Xiao wanted to be angry, but when he thought that he would change back to his original identity in a few days, he simply left this headache to his cousin.

Duan Changliu, who was in a stupor, was so excited that he almost fainted when he heard what he said, and he didn't care about going to participate in the grade test, so he put down a sentence, "Miss Chen Yu, please allow me to be absent for a while, I want to tidy up my appearance." With that, he quickly rushed back to the boys' house.

"What a simple kid, look at his big/ass, tsk...... Just looking at it makes your mouth water. An abrupt voice came into the ears of Li Xiao and the others, and when they looked sideways, they saw that Hong Qi was standing beside Hong Qi at some point The green-robed old woman who had a crush on me and loved a stick, she stared intently at Duan Changliu who ran away, licked her dry black lips, and whispered to herself: "It seems that it is time for the overlord flower of my academy to reappear in the boys' house." ”

Catching a glimpse of Li Xiao, Hong Qi, and Duan Feirou with beads of sweat on the back of her head, she said unhappily: "What do you see! I haven't seen a beautiful woman!" After speaking, she turned around and left with her head lowered on crutches and dangled.

"In the future, you must beware of this college overlord flower. Li Xiao looked at the back of the old woman leaving, and muttered silently in her heart.

"Sister Chen Yu. Duan Feirou smiled, grabbed Li Xiao's hand and said, "Don't care, Teacher Dongmei is like this, you will get used to it in the future, let's go." As he spoke, he took Li Xiao's hand and walked towards the embroidery building.

Walking into the girls' dormitory with Duan Feirou, it suddenly became clear in front of her, this was a hall covered with marble bricks and gold, and there were two wooden ladders leading to the dormitory upstairs at the front of the hall, some gorgeously dressed girls went up and down the stairs, and even many went out in pajamas, but these were not surprising to Li Xiao and Hong Qi, who had extraordinary tastes, just some nosebleeds.

The first to second floors of the girls' dormitory belong to the luxury double room, the third floor is a single room, most of them live in some girls who like to be quiet and have excellent academic performance, Li Xiao's room is on the second floor, No. 38, and Hong Qi is the thirty-ninth next door, when he heard from Duan Feirou that he was a double room, he immediately had a bad premonition, what if his identity as a man dressed as a woman was revealed, so that his roommate was targeted?

Facts have proved that his idea is superfluous, and the first time he opened room 38, he saw the sixth princess Wu Mei'er, who was wearing a white pajamas, holding a pig-killing knife in her hand, slashing at a humanoid puppet placed next to the bed, and said angrily and loudly: "Die! You rotten girls! You actually think of me as a man who broke into the girls' home! I will hack you to death!"

Witnessing Wu Meier's actions, Li Xiao was completely relieved, but he was even more worried that when he slept in the middle of the night, would he be hacked to death by the sleepwalking sixth princess as a puppet?

"Haha! It's the sixth princess......! Chen Yu! You sent it!" Hong Qi couldn't help laughing when he saw Wu Mei'er in the room, and when he reached out to open the door of his No. 39 room, the smile on his face froze in an instant, and he saw that a slim black-haired figure in the room was slowly taking off his remaining shirt, revealing a smooth back.

"Senior Hong, can we change rooms?" Li Xiao stretched his neck and saw the fragrant scene in Hong Qi's room, and couldn't help but have a dry throat and swallowed saliva.

"What's so embarrassing!How can I let you live in such a dangerous room!If something happens, who will be responsible!" Hong Qi said, quickly got into the room, closed the door, and bolted it "bang", so that no one would disturb him.

"This oblivion bastard!" Li Xiao pushed the door and found that it was bolted, his teeth itched angrily, and he reluctantly said goodbye to Duan Feirou and walked into room thirty-eight.

Closing the door, Li Xiao squeezed out an ugly smile on his face, and said to Wu Mei'er, who was looking at the side: "Sister Wu, I am Chen Yu, I just came to this embroidery pavilion for school, and I will ask my sister to take care of me in the future." ”

Wu Mei'er didn't speak, walked up to Li Xiao with a pig-killing knife, sniffed his high bulging chest, and then re-examined it, suddenly, she seemed to be aware of it, frowned, looked at Li Xiao seriously, and said, "I'm sure! You're not...... Flat-chested!"

After saying that, he walked up to the broken puppet and slashed angrily, "Why! Why is every one of my roommates flat-chested!"

Li Xiao's tense nerves finally relaxed, he threw the burden aside, made the bed and fell asleep on the soft bed tiredly.

Late at night, a crescent moon shone into the room through the open window, and the sleeping Li Xiao felt that he was pressing a thousand pounds of weight on his stomach, making it difficult for him to breathe, and opened his hazy eyes, and the scene in front of him frightened him bloodless, but he saw Wu Mei'er sitting on his stomach in loose pajamas, holding two ...... The round steamed bun he used to support his chest.

"Haha! Finally let me find out!A liar pretending to be a woman!" Wu Mei'er happily waved the two round breads in her hand, as if grabbing someone else's handle, and kept showing off, looking at Li Xiao with a smile, "How about it?"

Li Xiao was stunned when he heard this, it turned out that Wu Meier did not recognize his man's true identity, but found his fake breasts, if this matter was placed on any of his normal roommates, I am afraid that his identity would have been exposed a long time ago, but he met the first princess of Daqin who was full of rich hair by chance, and this time he was really lucky.

"Take it if you like. Wiping his sweat, Li Xiao said flatly.

"I don't dare to refuse!" Wu Mei'er said proudly, took the two steamed buns into her arms and dragged her head to look down, nodded with satisfaction, she got up from Li Xiao's stomach and jumped out of bed and said: "Hurry up, the pajama auction is about to start, we won't be able to catch up when it's late, and don't forget to put on your beautiful pajamas." ”