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"Pajama auction?" sat up from the bed and looked at Wu Mei'er in confusion.

"You don't know, right?" Wu Mei'er glanced at Li Xiao in surprise, "It's normal that you are new and don't know, then I'll tell you, the so-called pajama auction is a small auction held by our girls' home, every time a new semester begins, we will take out the special items and treasures we collected during the holidays to auction, and most importantly, you have to wear pajamas to participate in the auction, the last rotten girls said, this is not to show off anything, but to carry forward the glorious tradition of my girls' home." ”

"I'm afraid only you will believe this rotten reason, right?" Li Xiao completely understood the role of the pajama auction, on the one hand, it was set up to let these rotten girls in the capital compete for beauty, and on the other hand, it was to clean up the items obtained through various channels during the holiday.

Li Xiao didn't plan to participate in the auction, but I heard that it was only held once a semester, presumably for this auction, the girls must have prepared a lot of good things, and they might meet the items they liked after seeing it in the past, so they simply accompanied Wu Meier to the auction venue.

There was no half a figure in the corridor outside the door, and she followed Wu Meier to the restaurant on the third floor, only to see dozens of beautifully crafted dining tables in the huge dining room in an orderly manner, the table was full of snacks, daughter red and other drinks, nearly a hundred women wearing white pajamas and long hair like ghosts sat at the table and exchanged their heads, their eyes fell on the plump breasts and plump buttocks of the girls around them from time to time, and sometimes there was a silver bell-like laughter.

"This ...... What kind of pajama auction is this, it's clearly a big gathering of female ghosts!" Looking at this group of girls in all female ghost clothes, Li Xiao's heart suddenly became gloomy.

"Cuihua! I slept with Qi Shanhou's youngest son a few days ago!" Not far away, a fat woman who was as fat as a mountain, wearing fat white pajamas, and eating chicken legs in her arms, showed off to her companions.

"Really, how does he look?" said the bucktoothed woman, who was thin like a monkey, with dark hair and two dark circles under her eyes.

He ...... He ......" The fat woman finished for a while, looked at the bucktooth girl next to her and said, "That guy is covered with hair like a thin monkey, he likes to jump around when he has nothing to do, and he has two disgusting buckteeth." ”

"You sleep so ugly?" The bucktooth girl looked at the fat woman adoringly, clenched her fists and said fiercely: "If it's me, I will definitely take out the knife...... Shave the hair off his body before he goes to sleep!"

Li Xiao listened to the conversation of the rotten girls around him in a daze, they didn't play chess, play hide and seek, play house and other games like the boys when they got together, they actually talked boldly about adult topics, and their words were very explicit, is their world so unbearable?

Listening to the laughter of the rotten girls, Li Xiao walked through the crowd under the leadership of Wu Mei'er, and came to the front table of four or five people gathered around the small exchange circle to talk, he basically knew the people in the circle, Duan Feirou, the daughter of the beggar gang leader, the first master of the academy, a third-grade martial artist, wearing scaly armor pajamas, Zhao Li'er, who was heroic, Lin Wan'er, who was holding a ragdoll doll and looking tired, and Wu Xuan'er, the lord of Baihua County, who was wearing a white pajamas, and the other was Yang Yi, the daughter of the imperial master and a big-breasted woman.

"Sister Chen Yu!" Lin Wan'er saw Li Xiao walking over in pajamas, and greeted her happily.

"Chen Yu, why do I think of some underbeaten kid when I see her? Who is it? Why can't I think of it?......" Yang Yi frowned and looked at Li Xiao seriously, and said to herself.

"It's Li Xiao!" Wu Xuan'er also glanced at Li Xiao blankly.

"Li Xiao?" Yang Yi was puzzled at first, and then his eyes widened in surprise and said: "Are you talking about the princess of the protector's favorite nephew, the notorious, congenitally disabled and mentally handicapped teenager?" I remember that he once used his cousin's jade plate to add me as a friend, and also remarked a lewd poem "Two Peaks", the content seems to be: two small peaks from afar, two big peaks up close; a pair of tall and short peaks on the left, and two fat and thin peaks on the right...... It's boring!"

"Ah, there is such a thing, what happened later?" Duan Feirou said curiously.

"Later, I told my father about this, and I heard that he led someone into the princess's mansion and pulled him out and beat him up. Yang Yi said disdainfully.

"Yes, mentioning him, my cousin is also a belly of fire!" Li Xiao said indignantly.

"Li Xiao's cousin?" Several rotten girls were shocked when they heard this, and the sixth princess Wu Mei'er suddenly put her head in front of Li Xiao with a gossipy face and said excitedly: "You...... Are you that scumbag's cousin?" she held his hand excitedly, and she asked urgently: "Is it true that I heard that scumbag has a will on his ass?" and he molested the servant girl at the age of two, went to the Qinglou at the age of three, and stood at the top of the Qinglou at the age of five...... Is it all true?"

"This ......" Li Xiao couldn't laugh and cry, these gossip girls heard the rumors out of nowhere, and they praised him so greatly.

"It's true!" Seeing that Li Xiao was silent, Wu Mei'er grew up and muttered to herself, "Damn! Li Xiao, a scumbag, must not let him stay in the capital anymore! I will take him away! Find a place where no one is there and marry him and have a lot of children! Whoever dares to rob me will kill him!" Seeing the strange eyes around her, she touched her beard and smiled: "I'm joking!" After speaking, she lowered her head absentmindedly and didn't know what she was thinking.

Not long after taking a seat at the wine table, a soft voice came to mind in the banquet hall, "Please be quiet!"

The big-breasted girl Yang Yi walked up to the square stage and whispered to the girls in the audience: "It's almost time! Now I announce that this pajama auction is about to begin, according to the custom, before the auction, we will select a few people who are most hated by girls, and implement a 'pajama hunt and kill order' on them, and I will announce their portraits and names below." ”

Yang Yi clapped his hands lightly as he spoke, and the red curtain hanging on the curtain behind him instantly fell off and fell to the ground, revealing a red rectangular information wall, on which were hung three portrait paintings, one was a handsome young man wearing a silver crown, the second was an old man with white hair and eyebrows holding a wooden stick, and the third was a hairy man with dark skin and two buck teeth on his mouth...... Monkey?

"Everyone can see clearly, these three are the targets of our girls' home. Yang Yi solemnly pointed to the three colored portraits on the information wall, and introduced them one by one: "This silver-armored boy must know who it is, yes, he is Lin Wan'er's brother Lin Qing! He picked up one hundred taels of silver tickets in front of everyone in the morning, and after our heated discussions, it was finally decided that he was a dog! So he is the third candidate for this year's girl's kill!"

"Kill my brother, kill my brother!" Lin Wan'er raised her arms and shouted, causing resonance in the audience.

"This ...... What kind of logic is this......" Li Xiao looked at the group of angry girls dumbfounded, and his forehead was unconsciously overflowing with beads of sweat.

When Yang Yi raised his finger to the second painting of the old man holding a wooden stick, the girls in the hall immediately fell silent.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that after our investigation, this old man often drills dog holes and sneaks into various mansions to do unconscionable and despicable things to our pets! This point is explained by Xiaohua who is in charge of the investigation!"

A woman with an obese body, a shawl and a pimple-covered face walked up to the stage and recalled in detail: "I saw him often urinating in the open, taking a stick into the dog hole under the high wall of the eunuch's house, and then being chased all over the street by a group of dogs, and sometimes he would dig several deep pits as traps to fall down and escape." ”

"The most hateful thing is that he actually brought dry food with him, and when the dogs were waiting on top and hungry, he ate the dry food beautifully below, and when the dogs could not bear the hunger and dispersed, he immediately climbed out of the trap to find the lone dogs, tripped them alive with a rope, and then fell into the trap he dug for refuge. ”

"Everyone heard it!" Yang Yi said bitterly: "Such a hooligan old man must not let him continue to stay here, he must be rescued from Li Xiao's hands and sent to a mental hospital to free him!"

"Let him be free, let him be free!" the women in the audience shouted in unison.

"The last one!" Looking at the performance of the girls in the audience with satisfaction, Yang Yi pointed to the last monkey-like portrait and said: "This is the first scumbag in the capital who makes people smell and change color, Li Xiao!"

"However, that day I saw Li Xiao in the martial arts arena that Li Xiao was not like this, he seemed to be very handsome!" a girl opened her mouth suspiciously, and everyone around her also whispered to each other.

"That's because the person who participated in the breakthrough was not him!" Yang Yi said solemnly: "As far as I know, they played very well that day, and even passed the difficult test of the county lord! According to what I know about him! It is absolutely impossible for him to pass the test! He must have used a stand-in! This has been confirmed by his cousin Chen Feng! And I have already collected evidence!"

Taking out the jade plaque from her sleeve, she said aloud: "System, play that testimony!"

As her voice fell, a conversation between a man and a woman rang out in the dining room.

"May I ask Brother Chen Feng, what do you think of your cousin?"

"I love my cousin because he is an out-and-out scumbag, every time he makes a mistake, I wipe his ass, who makes me his cousin!"

"Brother Chen Feng, do you think it is a coincidence that he failed to break through this time?"

"Of course not! This is all arranged by me, I am afraid that he will lose the game and lose the face of the princess's mansion, and the lack of arms and legs is a lifelong event, so under his countless pleas, I found a stand-in and a few masters to help him, you know, I love my cousin very much! The only pity is that I couldn't help him, the stand-in and the masters finally disliked giving too little money, and ran away, I was really useless! I couldn't let my cousin win beautifully!"

"Brother Chen Feng, you are such a good person!"

"Hey, hey, it's nothing, ah! There's a mirror under your skirt, damn it! It must have been my naughty cousin again! I'm sorry!"

"Damn scumbag Li Xiao! I'm going to kill you!...... It's okay, huh, Brother Chen Feng, why did you get a nosebleed?"

"It's not all about making my cousin angry!"

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!