"How did you know I was coming?" said the little miscellaneous fur, confused.

"I've been with my master for almost a hundred years, and I still can't learn how much he can do?" said proudly.

Xiao Zamao was stunned for a moment, "Don't say it, you really learned the master's skills, then you can help and see, what should I do about this this time?"

"What's the matter?" said without saying.

"Didn't you learn your master's skills, how could you not know?"

"I'm a human being, where did I learn my master's perverted skills. He didn't learn that skill, but learned it from his mother's womb. He's not human. "Don't talk about it.

The little stray hair felt like it was about to collapse. Without saying anything, he said, "Senior Brother Su, let's go quickly, I will arrange to bury my master in a while, it will stink to death, and you are not disgusting in this house."

Xiao Zamao can't care about the smell at this time, and after hearing what he didn't say, he suddenly felt retching.

Just as he was about to go out, the old monk on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, and his eyes were exposed, only to see him frowning, "What the hell, it stinks, don't say it, you won't repair the manure tank nearby, no, it's not like a manure tank." ”

"Oh my mother, ghost," he shouted, not to mention exaggerated, and ran away, so frightened that he began to cry.

I saw that I couldn't run anymore, not to mention running, obviously running forward, but there seemed to be a force pulling him back.

"Master, people and ghosts have different paths, you take your ghost path, I follow my humanity, I have always honored you in my life, I have never offended you, you can't hurt me if you die. It's not that I'm going to dirty you, it's that Senior Brother Su smelled that you stinked too much and said that he was going to bury you, but I plan to enshrine your body forever."

Don't say a handful of snot and a handful of tears.

"......" Xiao Zamao looked depressed, not to mention that it was too tasteless. Obviously, he disliked his master, and even pulled him in, where is he in the mood to care if it stinks now.

"Don't say it, is this smell coming from me, am I stinky?" said Master Tianyan.

"It's not smelly, it's not smelly, it's fragrant, your farts are fragrant," he said without crying.

Master Tianyan shook his head, this apprentice really gave him a headache, looked at Xiao Zamao and said, "Tiande, you are here, I really don't want to come, I will die if you come." ”

"Master, aren't you dead?" asked without a wincing face.

"Dead," said the Celestial Eye Master.

"If you're dead, how can you die again?" asked Bu Shuo.

"I didn't die last time, I originally wanted to delay it for a few more days, but I didn't expect it, your Senior Brother Su came so soon, I don't want to die," Master Tianyan said.

"Master, being old and not dying is a thief, since you are dead, you are not dead, what are you doing, you are not tossing people, fortunately I didn't give you a funeral, otherwise it would have cost you twice, you know, the incense in our temple has not been good in recent years. I'm going to study and make movies, and I'm going to earn money to support my family."

"......" Master Tianyan shook his head, he really had a headache for this apprentice.

"Uncle Tianyan, don't chatter, since you're not dead, let's hurry up," Xiao Zamao said.

"Who said I wasn't dead, my body was already dead, I thought it was a cesspool just now, but I didn't expect it to be a corpse smell" Master Tianyan was helpless for a while.

"......" Xiao Zamao said with a headache, "Okay, Uncle Shi, you are dead, Cheng, you tell me, what should I do, okay? Look at your heavenly eye, okay, can't you calculate the major events in the next few hundred years?"

"I don't know," said the Celestial Eye Master.

"How could you not know who could escape from your heavenly eye?" said the little miscellaneous hair.

"Is he Liu Qingming a human?" said Master Tianyan with a glare, his eyes almost peeking out of his eyes, no different from the ghosts in horror movies on TV, and he sat on the ground in a fright.

"......" Xiao Zamao said with a black line on his face, "Uncle Shi, don't be verbose, okay, I'll fight with you if you talk about it again." Although you are also a monk, don't learn from Master Sanzang, okay?"

"Master Sanzang is a high-ranking monk, why don't you learn from him, you kid, in fact, your understanding is quite good, if you worship me as a teacher back then, I promise to make you a master of Sanzang," Master Tianyan said.

Xiao Zamao took a deep breath, went over and grabbed the neck of the Tianyan Master, and said, "Old monk, you are endless, if you are long-winded, I will strangle you"

"Strangled him, strangled him, strangled this old man who didn't kill him...... If he lives, the position of the abbot has to be given to him, if I am not the abbot, what will I do with my second wives, what do I rely on?"

"Don't say it, I'm a grass mud horse......" Master Tianyan scolded.

Before he finished scolding, Xiao Zamao suddenly misaligned, and Master Tianyan's head fell to the ground in the process of shaking him.

Not to mention that he was stunned in fright, and then jumped up, "Senior Brother Su, it was you who killed Master, I want to call the police, I saw it with my own eyes, I am certified, you are not allowed to go, you can't go, you can't beat me"

Xiao Zamao was startled, what happened to the Tianyan Master, why did he pinch his neck and fall off.

Is it really dead this time?

Xiao Zamao squatted down and touched the ears of the Tianyan Master, and the ears fell off all of a sudden.

This body is about to collapse, and it can't move at all.

One touch and straddles.

Xiao Zamao was about to cry, what the hell is going on, Master Tianyan waited for him with his superb cultivation and was strangled to death by him at the last moment.

"Senior Brother Su, you have to tie your hands and arrest, don't do useless struggles, you can't beat me, I'm going to make a move, you get ready" Not to mention taking a few deep breaths, he made a few postures and said.

"You kill me, I'm not alive"

Without the Tianyan Master, Xiao Zamao didn't know what to do at all.

Did you really use a nuclear bomb to blow up Uncle Liu?

Uncle Liu said that he was his uncle, but in fact he was similar to his father, and he gave him a lot of love since he was a child. His master is unreliable, and he does some headaches all day long, but in fact, Uncle Liu raised him.

If you really want to blow up your own father, this is a pain that no one can bear.

Suddenly, the body of the Tianyan Master actually walked down from the bed, and walked towards the Tianyan Master step by step, not to mention that he hurriedly retreated in fright, who knows, he accidentally tripped over the head of the Tianyan Master, and his body pressed on the head of the Tianyan Master, and the nose of the Tianyan Master was pressed off again.

Frightened, he quickly shouted.

saw Master Tianyan pick up his head and put it around his neck. Then he picked up his ears and nose and put them on his head, but he couldn't put them on his head