Chapter 0092: Old Miscellaneous Hair
"Alas, this body can still be used to walk, but the nose and ears can't be fitted, don't say, go to the whole point of glue, I'll dip it, if people don't have noses and ears, don't talk about people"
Master Tianyan didn't seem to be able to open his mouth, and he spoke whining, and it took him a long time to hear what it meant.
"Master, you're not human, you're not human, you're a ghost, you're still lying to me, you're not dead" Don't say anything, quickly hide behind Xiao Zamao.
"Uncle Tianyan, don't play with me, Cheng, I know that the mana is mysterious, if we continue to play, we will all be finished, Uncle Liu is crazy, who can bear it" Xiao Zamao begged.
"It's not a person who is a dog, and he still owes me eight thousand taels of silver and hasn't paid it back, when I lent him to study in an island country, he said that he would pay it back when he was developed. Who knows this dog's day, but he has paid the bill. I can't beat him. I went to him once to ask for an account, and he almost didn't give me my. "Master Tianyan mentioned Liu Qingming with a burst of hatred.
"......" Xiao Zamao glanced at the Tianyan Master, this pair of masters and apprentices are not people.
"Okay, don't say I'm verbose, if the dog goes crazy, no one can bear it, it's the same if you go early and go late. Look at my virtue, let me live a little longer. With my posture, even if he doesn't go crazy, if he beats me again, I'll die. Tiande, don't you pity your uncle, my life is too short, I haven't lived enough, woo"
Master Tianyan cried as he spoke, and tears really flowed from his dry eyes.
“......”
Little Miscellaneous Hair yelled in his heart, you are at least a few hundred years old. All these uncles, this Tianyan master is perverted, according to his master, this Tianyan master once claimed that he had seen the legendary sloppy Taoist in the Ming Dynasty. If so, how long would the old thing live?
However, this old thing is the same as his apprentice, and the ghost knows which sentence is true and which is false.
"Don't say it, go get me a basin of water," said Master Tianyan.
"No, you're not human, I won't give the ghost a lot of water," he said in a low voice.
Bang Bang~~
Not to mention, he suddenly slapped himself twice with his hand.
"Something that deceives the master and destroys the ancestors, let me ask you again, do you want to go" Master Tianyan's shriveled body suddenly seemed to be flushed.
Not to mention this time, he hurriedly trotted out the copper basin from the cabinet, and then ran outside to fetch a basin of water and came in.
"Uncle Shi, let's not wash our faces, let's go quickly," Xiao Zamao said.
Master Tianyan ignored the little miscellaneous hair, walked to the copper basin, and waved his hand lightly on the copper basin.
An old man crouched naked on top of a woman appeared on the water.
Xiao Zamao was startled, is this old thing a human being, what kind of high technology is this?
Just a basin of water conjures up a person.
There was an unbearable sound coming from the basin.
Xiao Zamao felt wrong when he heard the voice, and when he looked over, it turned out to be his master.
Suddenly, Master Tianyan waved his hand towards the basin again, and a bunch of images appeared on the basin like a lattice.
Most of them are unsightly pictures.
Only a few are normal. Some were cooking, some were playing games, and one was in the guard room constantly staring at the women who passed by, young and old.
Xiao Zamao just wants to wail, he is the uncle and uncle he respects?
A peerless hero who once dominated one side?
What the hell is the Eye Master doing this day, is there a camera installed in front of them?
The scene in this basin is clearly the same as in the monitoring room.
Xiao Zamao suddenly felt that this Tianyan Master was even more perverted than his Uncle Liu.
"It's all right, don't be embarrassed in front of your juniors, especially your old miscellaneous hair, your apprentice is here," Master Tianyan said.
"Old bald donkey, you are spying on us again, do you want to die?"
"Old bald donkey, if you dare to peep at us again, I'll play with your old appearance and let you see"
......
A group of characters who were Taishan Beidou in various fields a hundred years ago are now scolding like old ruffians on the street.
"Don't fart, hurry up and pack your things and go to Zhongyang Mountain, your master is going crazy again. If you don't get rid of him again, the old miscellaneous apprentice Tiande will bomb your master with a nuclear bomb."
Master Tianyan said.
"Su Tiande, are you going to kill your Uncle Liu? you, you, you...... Who pulled you up with a handful of and urine, you unfilial piety. The old fur suddenly roared.
"Okay, okay, old hair, don't go crazy. You don't know what kind of character your disciple is. Let's go, this time the matter is estimated to be more serious. Although I can't deduce the perverted things of that dog, I feel some crisis when I am on the line of life and death. This time it's really serious. Master Tianyan said.
Xiao Zamao was stunned.
Master: Didn't Uncle Liu and Master be brothers, why did they suddenly become masters again?
......
At the foot of Zhongyang Mountain is a bazaar, where most of the farmers do small business. Of course, in recent years, most of the products sold in rural areas have been industrial products, and there have been fewer and fewer local products.
There aren't many people in the bazaar, but it's quite lively.
Seeing Liu Qingming get out of the car, those passers-by didn't care. Some vendors and shopkeepers looked at Liu Qingming for a while, although they didn't come, they all stood respectfully on the side of the road, bowing slightly.
After a while, several motorcycles and donkey carts came.
Liu Qingming touched the motorcycle, took it from a young man, and let Yu Wei sit in the back seat.
Cao Fei and them, when they went out, Liu Qingming asked them to go to the discipline inspection department to explain the problem.
At this time, Cao Fei naturally knew what to do. As for running, he has to weigh it himself.
At this point, Xia Yinning is no longer worried about Liu Qingming. She knew that her man had his own business, and he naturally had his reasons for not letting her go.
Liu Qingming waved at an old man who looked shriveled up, and the old man hurriedly trotted over, and Liu Qingming said to him, "There are guests coming in a while, take them to the cemetery." ”
"Yes," said the old man respectfully.
Yu Wei was taken aback, could this be his base in China?
As a police officer, she could still feel how much of her eyes were focused on it. After Liu Qingming came, these peasant-like people instantly revealed their demeanor, which was difficult for even the most elite special forces to show.
Yu Wei could feel that these people were not looking at Liu Qingming's eyes on the boss, the leader or anything else, but at God.
A frenzy to fight for him and fight to the death for him.
Zhongyang Mountain is not high, in the plain area of the Central Plains, it is said to be a mountain, and in a place where there are really mountains, it is almost like a dirt slope.
However, although the mountains are small, the pattern is not small, and there are forests, lakes, rivers, and so on. The images taken by satellite images of this mountainous area are also unique, and the shape, as well as the layout of various things, seem to have some mysterious atmosphere