Nine: Girl digging dung
"What did you say?
The inner door of the condensation hall was extremely dim and gloomy, and the lighting of the stars and perpetual stones not only could not create visibility, but also added a little gloom.
When the old man on the jade seat heard Zhao Tianqiao's words, he slapped his palm on the handle of the jade seat and got up suddenly, and the handle was slapped into powder.
Facing this old man with white eyebrows, Zhao Tianqiao's smiling face was also extremely gloomy.
"Yes, when the apprentice was accepted yesterday, the aura of that person made the apprentice almost think that he was a strong man above the out-of-body body. Only the magic tire will have this kind of situation where the aura does not match the strength, and there will be no mistake. ”
When the old man heard this, there was a hint of vigilance in his eyebrows: "Then how do you know that person is not really an out-of-body powerhouse?
"Second Elder, have you forgotten to pass on the Heavenly Eye Pass to me?"
On Zhao Tianqiao's oval face, the smile was even more evil: "I sense that the person has used all his strength, but he can only make a small noise when he hits the vajra wood, that person will never have the cultivation of the golden body stage, can he hide it from the Tianyan Pass, right?"
When the second elder heard this, he nodded with a little satisfaction.
Although this Tianyantong has not improved its combat effectiveness, it can detect the hidden strength below the Golden Body Stage, and there are very few human races in the Mahayana Period, and there are only four or five masters in the Golden Body Period.
"Well, it's not in vain that I passed on such an important exercise to you privately, and I did a good job! ”
The second elder's face full of old age spots burst into fanatical excitement: "I have obtained the immortal fetus, just find a mortal fetus, and now even the demon fetus has been found, God really help me, the great cause is just around the corner!"
"Congratulations to the Second Elder. Zhao Tianqiao also knew each other, and he patted his ass respectfully!
I have to say that everyone understands the sycophant, but as long as the shooting is in place, it can still make people eat comfortably.
The second elder looked down at Zhao Tianqiao with a happy heart: "Keep an eye on me, don't lose it, by the way, the outer gate will find someone for me to be a mortal fetus, don't let the third elder in charge of the outer gate find out, that old immortal is very stubborn, let him know, sue the rudder, you and I will be in trouble!"
"Yes!" Zhao Tianqiao smiled, but did not retreat, but raised his head with some hints: "Then, Second Elder, when you achieve the Three Realms Pill, the disciple has been with you for so long, this cultivation is..."
That's it, that's it.
The second elder was not an idiot, so he naturally understood what he meant: "Don't worry, you are loyal to me, and when you took the Heavenly Immortal Fetus, you also made a lot of efforts to conceal the matter of the Great Elder... I will not treat you badly. ”
"Second Elder Xie. Zhao Tianqiao suddenly kowtowed to the second elder several times excitedly: "The second elder is both virtuous and martial, unparalleled in the world!"
"Good!good!!"
In the Condensation Palace, there was a creepy burst of laughter.
"But I want to go and see that magic fetus first, you go with me to the outer gate! In order to avoid suspicion, you go and inform the three elders first, and we will go together." ”
"Yes, the disciple received the order. ”
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"Ahh I want to! I'm in a hurry! Where's the toilet!"
On the first day of coming to this Zixuanmen, let alone looking at the schedule, Meng Xiang didn't even have time to meet Ah Chou, and he faced the biggest challenge in his life.
I always thought that the biggest challenge of my life was to escape from the airport at COD6, or buy a toilet in Modu, or buy a tea egg in front of a five-star hotel. It wasn't until now that I realized that the biggest challenge in my life was finding the toilet in Zixuanmen!
Why is this broken outer door so big?
This Zixuanmen occupies more than half of the entire Lingdao Mountain, and I don't know how many local tyrants this Zixuanzong is, and the branches of a side gate are all like real estate development, and they have such a large piece of land.
This outer gate occupies two-thirds of the area of the sect, and I said that you have such a big land as a money plate, have the funds been rebated? The outer gate is so big that there is not even a street sign.
Ahh
Yes... No way... Yama Butterfly... I felt like my stomach acid was starting to digest my stool.
Meng Xiang's face was the color of the hat of the man next door to Lao Wang, and the sphincter issued the final warning because of the extreme compression.
"There it is!"
At this critical juncture, Meng Xiang's eyes lit up, and he saw a long house that was not long, just as long as his own chicken, with the word "toilet" written on it, but there seemed to be a word in front of the word toilet, but it had been too long, and the aging of the wall had been mottled and could not be seen clearly.
When Meng Xiang saw it, he was overjoyed as if he had seen his first love.
The true yuan under his feet is urged, walking like flying, Meng Xiang doesn't care so much, and drives straight into it with the speed of warm wine and Huaxiong.
Take off, squat, all in one go, accompanied by a series of crackling and farting sounds like firecrackers, if this is the good voice of the Celestial Empire, just this serial cannon, the judges must have collectively turned back and applauded.
"Oh... Wait, what's this?"
Meng Xiang, who was relieved, noticed that something seemed to be wrong next to the dung pit.
It's a piece of gauze that has been dyed red.
Wait? It's blood? No way, I'm not Conan, how could it be so easy to get into that? Besides, it's a toilet.
So two fingers twisted up the gauze and lifted it up to look at the clean place, and found that there were still a few curly hairs on it.
This is...
This shape, and the faint smell of squid on it, Meng Xiang's face gradually changed from blue to white, and then from white to black.
There's no WSJ in this plane, isn't this the cloth that women use to wrap there for those days of the month? Aunt?!
Why is there an aunt in the toilet?
Something is wrong.
Cold sweat broke out like a faucet, and Meng Xiang suddenly felt as if there were more than a dozen pairs of tiger-like eyes staring at him in front of him.
Slowly raising his head as stiffly as a machine, what Meng Xiang saw were more than a dozen female disciples from the outer sect, either maintaining the posture of combing their hair or maintaining the posture of washing their hands.
But without exception, the eyes of these dozen or so female disciples were all staring at them, and their eyes were full of disbelief.
Chirp.
Meng Xiang, who realized that something was wrong, was almost frightened for a moment.
The scene, plunged into an eerie silence.
Poof.
As a piece of feces fell into the dung pit, Meng Xiang, who was carrying his aunt's cloth, smiled desperately: "Young ladies, may I ask if this is the canteen?"
"Ahh!!!!!!!h
"Perverted! Dead pervert!"
"There's a pervert, someone goes into the women's bathroom!!"
"Gray Rite, !!"
The entire women's toilet erupted with all kinds of colorful true elements, and then, thirty or forty female disciples sobbed and escaped from the toilet.
In the toilet, Meng Xiang threw away the aunt cloth that was hanging on his head that he didn't know who had smashed it, and his whole expression couldn't be described by anything other than pickles.
It's over, I can't mix it up on the first day I come in.
Or... Destroy the Zixuanmen, if this thing gets out, how can I get involved?
Outer Heaven God, if the limelight passes, don't come to pick me up, because I have no face to return to the fairy world.
The title of Immeasurable Immortal Emperor should simply be changed to Unscrupulous Immortal Emperor from today.
"Hey, get out of the way. ”
Just as Meng Xiang was covering his face and about to cry, a female voice came from the front.
When I looked up, I saw that it was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, the same age as Ugly.
The girl looked sluggish, with thick dark circles like the eyeshadow that killed Matt, wrapped in a headscarf, wearing an oilcloth apron, two strips of cloth in her nostrils, and holding a broom in her hand, as if she couldn't see Meng Xiang, she methodically cleaned up the garbage around Meng Xiang.
What do you look like... It's a bit too much to say that she's ugly, but to praise her for being beautiful is really a bit sorry for my conscience.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Meng Xiang always feels that she looks a little like Ling Yueyue.
Anyway, she's an aunt sweeping the floor? No, this girl is so young, she should be called Miss Sweeper.
Of course, she is not Meng Xiang's dish, because... She is an airport, and it is as flat as the eight-year-old cutting board of Master Zhang in the dining room.
"Uh... I'm a man, aren't you afraid?" Meng Xiang subconsciously pulled the hem of his clothes down a little to cover something that was not suitable for girls to see.
The girl glanced at her, and a contemptuous sneer followed.
Why do you smile with such contempt when you see my Italian cannon?
Why do I feel like my self-esteem hurts?
"Don't hide it, it's just like that, I can't see it clearly. The girl silently said the words to refresh the three views, "Anyway, I've been digging here for two years, and it's the first time I've seen a man dare to enter the women's toilet in the Zixuanmen." ”
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