"Tyrannosaurus Claw!"

In front of the King Kong Wood, this man with a strong physique that made it impossible to tell whether the thing on his neck was a tumor or a head, slapped his palm on the King Kong wood with all his might.

But this beacon fire thundered, and the momentum was like a rainbow palm, but it seemed to be slapped on the water, and only a faint pop sounded.

"Don't move, outer door. Zhao Tianqiao said coldly, and he looked quite a master.

The man shook his head and sighed, and could only join the group of disciples at the outer gate.

This is followed by the next one.

"Tiger Hunting!"

That's enough! Lao Tzu's eggs are going to fly awkwardly!!!

Meng Xiang's heart almost exploded!

Why does everyone have to shout the name of the trick before making a move? When I beat the bandits, I thought it was an individual phenomenon, and all the people on the mainland were filming?

Do you know how embarrassing it is to hear people shout the name of the trick loudly in reality? I don't know? Okay, imagine what it feels like to see a bastard in the subway holding Ultraman Gaia and shouting "gay"?!

Meng Xiang, who was queuing up, listened to the names of the tricks, and felt that this was like someone pressing his head on the computer screen and infinitely looping the thunder god of war Zhang Weibei... What kind of torture is this, how cruel!

"Shocking fist. ”

That's enough!

"Five poisonous feet!"

That's enough!!!

"Exploding dick god legs!"

That's enough!! wait, what's the name of that trick just now? Dude, I want to learn!

With endless tricks, Meng Xiang felt like he was about to have a nervous breakdown.

I'm not going to enter the sect anymore! If I come here several times a day, will I still have my liver?

Who dares to mention these four words again? Who dares to mention these four words, I, the immeasurable Immortal Emperor Meng Xiang, will be ... Only... Just eat those four words!

"Hey, where do you want to go?"

Just as Meng Xiang turned around to leave, a cold sword had been put on his shoulder from behind at some point: "It's your turn." ”

Looking back, I saw that the sword bearer was Zhao Tianqiao, who was staring at him coldly at the moment.

"Uh... I thought about it, Zixuanmen was too high for me to attain, and I gave up the campaign. Meng Xiang didn't want to stay longer in this ghost place, so he said a soft word casually.

As soon as the words came out, Zhao Tianqiao's eyes glared fiercely, and the blade of the sword was directly attached to Meng Xiang's neck.

"Let's go? Today, the three elders are extraordinarily gracious, recruiting talents, and giving you mortals a chance, if you don't kneel down and thank Dade, just forget it, you want to leave without doing anything?

Dude, it's not that serious, is it? Anyway, I haven't even entered your house, why should I abide by your rules? Are you a sect or a pyramid scheme? Which onion are you?

But... Having said that, although I have only been a god for a hundred years, no one has ever dared to hang a guy around my neck, and today you struck me twice a day with a sword, you kid...

Do you really think I'm out of temper?

Although Meng Xiang is a spoof, he actually has a good temper, when he is in the fairy world, even if he is provoked, the counterattack is mostly based on lessons, unless the crime is unforgivable, he will not take people's lives.

However, no matter how good his temper is, there is a limit, no matter how good he is, there are taboo things, Meng Xiang has no fight, it doesn't mean that he won't get angry.

Being pointed at by a guy is one of the few things Meng Xiang is more taboo.

You kid, if you kill or maim you, it's a bit excessive, but you take a sword against me again and again... What's the matter, you have to lie in bed for a few years and reflect on it, right?

Even if the True Yuan was strong enough to reach a certain level, low-end cultivators couldn't feel it, but Meng Xiang's ferocity was genuine.

The air suddenly became gloomy and cold, which was not a description, but the temperature in the vicinity really began to drop because of Meng Xiang's mood.

Just the ferocious intent can change the color of the heavens and the earth, if Meng Xiang moves the killing intent, it is a pediatrics to destroy the heavens and the earth with a snap of his fingers, just standing still, its true pressure is enough to evaporate the entire Nine Continents in an instant.

Of course, if you don't have a godhead, Meng Xiang will burp along with him.

The ferocity is overwhelming.

Where did Zhao Tianqiao, who was still very frantically tugging, expect this? In an instant, he felt as if his heart was pinched by a devil's claw, and the blood in his body coagulated like falling into an ice cave, and even the air around him seemed to have suddenly disappeared and he couldn't breathe.

This... What is it?

Fear, almost shocking fear, evaporates from the bottom of my heart like erupting magma.

Zhao Tianqiao was already shocked into a cold sweat, and in a trance, he seemed to see a word, a word that was so huge that it covered heaven and earth...

[Death]

"Brother Meng, what's wrong?"

Just as Meng Xiang was about to make a move, a familiar voice suddenly came from behind.

When I heard the sound and turned around, I saw a ugly one.

I saw that Ah Chou had already changed into the clothes of an outer disciple, not to mention, after washing up, his appearance... Well, it's still that ugly.

Actually, I wanted to say with a clear conscience that he became more beautiful after washing up, but... Dude, your appearance is enough to lower the average appearance of human beings, if you want me to say that you are good-looking, I feel ashamed of the country.

At this moment, Ah Chou was following the maid who led the way to the flying charm, and just happened to pass by and said hello to Meng Xiang.

"Oh, it's fine. Seeing this kid's excited and happy appearance, Meng Xiang's anger disappeared most, and he replied with a smile: "The clothes fit well." ”

"Hehe, thank you Brother Meng for the compliment. Ah Chou smiled innocently: "Then Brother Meng, I'll go up and wait for you first." ”

"Okay, let's go. ”

Meng Xiang nodded, and watched him get on the flying talisman.

Meng Xiang likes this kid very much, it's not that he has any talent, it's not that he has any ambition, he doesn't even have the most basic courage, and he is not even qualified to play tricks in novels and TV series.

Meng Xiang paid attention to him purely because of his simplicity.

Whether it is the cultivation realm before the ascension or the immortal realm after the ascension, everyone is like a robber, full of thoughts about how to take advantage of others, how to squeeze out opponents, and how to make people who are not in harmony with themselves.

What Meng Xiang hates the most is that he obviously doesn't have any big grievances, he has to spur himself with hatred all day long, and if he has no hatred, he has to create some hatred, or deduct some big hats for others, so that his despicable behavior can be justified stupid [beep]

From God's point of view, Meng Xiang's experience is indeed very shallow, but he has lived for one hundred and twenty years, and he still has the vision to see people.

This kid has such a longing for cultivating immortals, I heard him say that this Zixuanmen is just a branch of the branch of the side gate of the Zixuanzong, but he was excited to enter the outer gate.

But he doesn't have any scheming about people, I've only known him for a few hours, and he dares to be so close to me, if other people's words, even if it's a yellow-mouthed child, why should you be wary of me, a person of unknown origin?

This kid's simplicity is unique in the world, if no one takes care of him, he will definitely not live long in the deceitful cultivation realm, no...

Take 10,000 steps back, how did this kid survive to this day with such simplicity?

Out of sympathy for Ah Chou, Meng Xiang finally changed his mind and decided to join the Zixuanmen.

I can't imagine that without Godhead, I would have the same compassion as a mortal.

Forget it, anyway, when you experience life, aren't all the same experiences?

"Okay, can't I participate?" Meng Xiang turned his head and sighed helplessly.

However, the sword was not put down and was still hung around the neck.

The surname Zhao, still don't let it go?

Meng Xiang's anger came up again, and when he looked up, he found another scene.

Zhao Tianqiao seemed to have been splashed with water at the moment, his clothes were soaked with cold sweat, and his eyes were trembling as if he had been knocked with marijuana.

Only then did Meng Xiang react.

You rookie, you can't even bear my two points of murder, I thought you could be a little more promising.

"I'm going to test it, Senior Brother Zhao, you take a good look. Ignoring him, Meng Xiang walked straight to King Kong.

"Uh? Oh!"

Zhao Tianqiao came back to his senses at this time, covered his face and wiped off the sweat, recalling the feeling just now.

It was... Delusion, it must be an illusion.

He tried to comfort himself like this as he looked at Meng Xiang.

Standing in front of the King Kong wood, Meng Xiang thought for a moment.

Everyone shouts tricks, if I don't shout, it's a bit KY, but the road is simple, and my tricks don't have a name... Let's make one.

Among the sects, the inner door has the most disputes, although he promised to join the ugly, but he must not enter the inner door, not afraid, but... Bother!

Who has time to intrigue with you? Or worry about it at the outer door.

So, this vajra wood, just make a little sound.

Meng Xiang lowered his true yuan as much as possible, pretended to be doing his best, and shouted!

"Clap your hands!"

Syllable!

Sure enough, with all his strength to suppress Zhenyuan, Meng Xiang finally succeeded in grasping the strength this time, and the vajra wood was only shot without moving.

But this trick made the two onlookers stunned.

"Is there such a trick?"

"He seems to be playing tricks on you, Senior Brother Zhao," they said one left and one right next to Zhao Tianqiao.

was frightened by Meng Xiang just now, where does Zhao Tianqiao, the lemon head, still have the previous facial paralysis-like protagonist face?

He was still stunned, and looked at Meng Xiang with some fear, already extremely vigilant.

This person's ferocity is absolutely extraordinary, wait a minute, could it be said that he is...

Zhao Tianqiao seemed to think of something, and a vicious smile appeared on his frightened face.

"Don't move, outer door. He announced with a sneer.

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