While a few people were talking on the martial arts stage, in the audience's tent, in the center of the third row of seats, a girl in a purple and white dress was resting her left arm on the high-legged tea table, dragging her chin with her hand, her pretty face was full of happy smiles, and she looked at Li Xiao's handsome figure on the stage like a nymphomaniac, and she didn't even notice the saliva flowing from the corner of her mouth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother Laughing......" The girl stared at Li Xiao intently, and the smile on her face became thicker.

On her left, Zhao Li'er, who was wearing a cyan dress, was playing with the jade card, not noticing the girl's strangeness at all, but the eighteen or nineteen-year-old boy next to Zhao Li'er who was wearing a blue brocade dress and a silver crown on his head threw a caring look at the girl from time to time.

Glimpsing that someone around had already noticed the girl's ugly state, he hurriedly pushed Zhao Li'er, who was playing the jade card, and said in a low voice: "Sister Li'er, my sister is sick again! You can help her quickly! It would be bad if grandpa saw it!"

Zhao Li'er was concentrating on playing with the jade card, and was very unhappy to be disturbed suddenly, frowning and swept Lin Qing, who looked begging, and then looked at the back of the purple robe who was busy picking her feet on the front seat, she glanced at the young man helplessly, turned her head and stretched out her hand to shake the stupid Lin Wan'er, "Sister Wan'er!

"Ahh......h

Without waiting for the expected response, Lin Wan'er squinted at Zhao Li'er who was playing with the jade card with her head bowed in confusion, and immediately became vigilant after seeing the personal information displayed on the surface of the jade card and the portrait of I love a stick, this nickname is unknown to others, but she knows, this is her laughing brother! Sister Li'er stared at Brother laughing so seriously, could it ......

Suddenly, she felt that she was facing an unprecedented crisis.

Glanced sideways at Li Xiao on the martial arts arena, a beautiful smile appeared on her face again, and suddenly thought of something, she restrained her smile and asked Zhao Li'er curiously: "Sister Li'er, isn't this our Great Qin's cancer? Why do you keep staring at his portrait?"

"He's not our Great Qin's cancer!" Zhao Li'er subconsciously replied, and then raised her head to look at Lin Wan'er with a look of adoration, "Sister Wan'er! We were all wrong before! We judged that he was a dirty and obscene person just based on his appearance, but since he wrote that popular love poem that day, I found out...... We were completely wrong! He is not only a talented man with affection and righteousness, but also a supreme genius in martial arts! In particular, the "Breaking Waves Sword Technique" can be called the best in swordsmanship! The most important thing is that it actually evolved with sword skills!"

"There are tears in the bright moon in the sea, and the blue field jade is warm and the sun is smoking, this situation can be recalled, but it was already lost at that time! What a beautiful poem!" Zhao Li'er read out the poem that Li Xiao had filled in intoxicated.

"No!" suddenly came back to her senses, she said with a firm expression: "I have to continue to add him as a friend, I started adding it yesterday, why haven't I added it now?

When Lin Wan'er heard Zhao Li'er's words, she completely felt that the crisis was coming, she gritted her teeth, turned her back and took out the jade plate from the cuff, found the personal information that I love a stick, and kept adding it as a friend, "No! No! Brother Xiao is mine! I'm going to fill his mailbox! Maybe he accidentally clicked to confirm when he was busy deleting it! Haha! I'm a genius! Haha......"

When the surrounding officials and the children of the family saw Lin Wan'er's crazy expression holding the jade plaque, they all pinched their cold sweats and said secretly: "Who is so unlucky? ”

Outside the imperial tent, the martial arts arena is in the ring.

"Okay! Now I announce that the life and death battle has officially begun!" Wu Xuan'er raised his finger and said coldly to the place where the black wild boar was lying on his stomach: "Your target is the undefeated beast king in front, after identification, it has the strong strength of a second-grade martial artist!" What you have to do is to kill it or drive it out of the ring in two hours, before I wanted to send some soldiers to fight it with you, but you insisted on going it alone, so I asked Butcher Hu to join you, knowing that he is the most famous pig slaughterer in the capital, I hope you can succeed in winning, if you don't kill it or get seriously injured and fall from the stage within two hours, even if you lose. ”

"Kill a pig?" Everyone was stunned, and Xu Yaoshi couldn't help but contempt and said: "Isn't it just killing a pig! As for putting on such a big formation, see how I roast it!" Brushing his long sleeves, he strode towards the sleeping black wild boar in high spirits, and at the same time beckoned: "Brother West Poison, come with me! Let's go and roast it! The pig ball will divide you in half!"

"It's a mother, didn't you already say it just now!" Pharmacist Xu hurriedly followed.

"I ...... Can't I be kidding!" Pharmacist Xu said embarrassedly.

"Oh! Is that so? Then I'll make a joke too!" Xi Poison suddenly brightened up, and said happily: "If you touch its ass, you may be kicked away by it!" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xu Yaoshi's "Ah!", and his body flew out of the ring diagonally like a cannonball, falling on all fours outside the arena.

Looking at the chaotic audience from afar, Xi Poison was surprised: "When will Brother Xu make such a humorous joke?" After that, he felt a pain in his buttocks, and was pleasantly surprised to find that he rose into the air, and quickly flew outside the arena and crashed into the imperial tent, causing a commotion.

This blood-boiling scene caused the audience to burst into earth-shattering cheers.

"It's so powerful!" Li Xiao, Nan Di and others were stunned by the super strength shown by the black pig, and for a while no one dared to go up half a step, seeing that time was slowly passing, the audience began to shout dissatisfiedly to throw the fruit skin.

At this time, the pig killer Hu butcher decisively stepped forward, "Let me come!"

"Hmph! I am a pig killer in the capital, and there is no pig in the world that I can't kill! A black pig is not a problem at all!" Hu Butcher took a few steps forward, looked at the black pig lying in front of him seriously, and pulled out a long knife with a cold light from the dozens of knives behind his back, and said triumphantly: "Do you know what I am holding in my hand!"

"This is a very sharp pig-killing knife!" Hong Qi raised his head and looked at the long knife in Butcher Hu's hand in horror and said.

"Wrong!" Butcher Hu unscrewed the iron stopper on the handle of the knife and poured out some black dough-like objects, stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them with relish, "See, this is a pig-killing knife with delicious food, other pigs thought it was a murder weapon, and they fainted when they saw it, but in fact it is an important treasure for me to replenish my strength." ”

"I see!" Li Xiao walked behind Butcher Hu in surprise and carefully looked at each knife on his back, these knives were arranged in an orderly manner from large to small, his eyes fell on a half-human-tall black dragon pattern giant knife, he wondered: "Could this knife also be used to hold food?"

"Wrong!" Butcher Hu glanced back, pulled the black giant knife out of his back, lifted his apron, put the knife diagonally into his trousers, slashed hard, took out a black knotted hemp rope and said, "See! This razor is a razor, I will take it out and shave my hair when I have nothing to do." ”

"I didn't expect you to have so many magical things on you!" Hong Qi looked at Butcher Hu with admiration, and after a glance, he saw the pink boots on his feet and said in surprise: "Huh, these pink boots on your feet shouldn't be some kind of powerful treasure, right?"

"Of course!" Butcher Hu put back the giant knife, proudly took off a pink boot and put his hand into it along the mouth of the boot, and with a "poof", countless sharp iron thorns suddenly appeared on the surface of the entire boot.

Throwing the hedgehog-like boots forward, a miserable cry was immediately heard from the front, and the prince Wu Tongwen climbed into the ring with the thorn boots, took off the boots and scolded: "Which bastard threw durian at me......! It stinks!" He sniffed his boots in front of his nose, and his eyes rolled and he fainted.

"See, this is my unique secret weapon! Killing pigs is invisible, and there is an even more powerful one!" Hu Butcher was radiant, took off a silver dagger from his back and said proudly: "This is also my unique secret weapon, you see!" Throwing the dagger out of front of the black wild boar vigorously, the dagger spun and slowly flew out three or four meters away, and turned back on the way.

Squatting down and dodging the dagger that flew back with Butcher Hu, Li Xiao worshipped: "It is worthy of being the number one pig killer in the capital, and he can control the dagger so skillfully, if you didn't stop the dagger from flying forward in time just now, I'm afraid you would have killed the pig a long time ago......!"

"Hmph! How can the dagger of my number one pig killer in the capital not stop? Let me tell you the truth! It will keep attacking the person who threw it until it hits the man. After saying that, the dagger spun and flew back into his buttocks, and he didn't realize it, seeing everyone's dumbfounded eyes, he scratched his legs and said in confusion: "What?

"No!" Li Xiao shook his head and asked, "That...... Butcher Hu, you don't have a real pig-killing knife except for special treasures?"

"Of course there is!" Hu Butcher lifted his apron and put his hand into his pants and took out a toothpick, no, it should be a toothpick-shaped mini pig-killing knife held up in front of his face and said, "This is the ultimate pig-killing weapon that I have slaughtered countless pigs, don't look at it It is much smaller than ordinary knives, but it is amazingly lethal! You see!" Holding the mini pig-killing knife, he walked up to the black pig and stabbed it into its waist fiercely, the black pig bounced up as if it had been electrocuted, and its mouth let out a frightened scream.

Turning around and staring at Butcher Hu angrily, the black pig suddenly got up when Butcher Hu was holding a mini pig-killing knife and was about to stab again, his knees bent slightly and ejected, and a heavy blow to his iron head in the air hit him on the waist, and he flew out fiercely.

"Hmph!" After solving the Hu butcher, the black pig stood up straight and grinned at the cheering audience around him, showing a row of black teeth, and then it put away its smile and bent down again, staring at the only remaining Li Xiao with wide blood-red eyes, as for Hong Qi and the two of the southern enemy, they had already stood behind it and named their own positions.

"Damn! This time it completely pissed it off!" Li Xiao was sweating nervously, he knew that he would anger the black pig, and he said that he would not let the bastard of Hu Butcher appear.

"What should I do with the system? Immediately analyze a solution to the enemy!" Li Xiao saw the black boar's red eyes, slowly approaching him, and hurriedly asked the system for help.