Chapter 17: The Super Loser (Part I)

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"So that's the case, I said how Li Xiao looked different that day than before. The county lord Wu Xuan'er frowned and pondered.

"Everyone heard it!" Yang Yi glanced at the girls in the audience who were talking and said: "Li Xiao, that guy used a stand-in to break through the life and death barrier, the real Li Xiao looks like the third portrait! This is his cousin Chen Feng's own hand-painted! It will never be wrong! In addition, there is also a piece of news from the princess's mansion, that scumbag is said to have infiltrated our girls' home disguised as a famous daughter! Everyone must work together to find him!"

After a pause, she continued, "Okay, do you guys have anything else to say?

The audience exploded, all the girls were chatting about the bombshell news they heard today, seeing that no one made a statement, just when Yang Yi was about to announce the start of the auction, a dark-skinned, white-covered white pajama girl with buck teeth walked to the front of the stage, raised her hand and said, "I! I have something to say!"

The audience fell silent, and Yang Yi looked at the somewhat familiar girl and asked, "What do you have to say?"

The bucktoothed woman glanced sideways at where Li Xiao was, grinned intriguingly, and then said with a straight face: "I know that there is one of the most suspicious people here! The person who can perfectly blend into the girls' home, except for pretending to be a relative similar to him, no one can do it without being recognized, but he can easily blend in with our girls' home!"

"Did she find something?" Li Xiao was furious at the glance of the bucktooth girl, and faintly uneasy.

"Could it be...... What do you know?" Yang Yi and all the girls in the hall looked at her in surprise.

"That's right!" The bucktooth girl nodded, walked up to the stage, pointed to the third portrait and said, "Have you noticed that this portrait resembles a person? That's right! It's me! Li Xiao probably pretended to be me and blended in, so ...... Let's see if any of my companions look the same as me!"

"Ah! she really resembles Li Xiao in the portrait!" Comparing the portrait with the bucktooth girl, everyone was shocked to find that the portrait and the bucktooth girl were almost like carved out of the same mold, and even the zhi was below the nostrils.

"So you're the most suspicious!" Li Xiao pinched his throat and shouted quickly, and then echoed in a different voice: "Yes! They look the same! It must be him!"

"Yes, she's definitely Li Xiao!Everyone arrests her!" I don't know who led the way, everyone rushed up to catch the bucktooth girl, but she was as agile as a monkey, jumped to avoid the round-up of everyone, and with a "bang", smashed through the window and disappeared into the night.

"Damn! let her slip away!" Yang Yi gritted her silver teeth and looked at the dark building outside the window in a daze, her eyes swept over the whispering girls in the audience, she said angrily with a gloomy face: "Don't argue! You rotten girls!

"The first thing is...... White silk and gold silk belly pocket!" Yang Yi took the soft and comfortable white gold silk belly pocket from a girl who walked on the stage, held it above her head and said: "Now I want to tell you! This belly pocket is not an ordinary belly pocket! It is embroidered with the head of the great Qin genius 'I love a stick'! It is worth mentioning that in order to weave it, the palace weaving department invested 3,000 weaver girls, and successfully completed this 'genius belly pocket' after vomiting for three days and three nights in a row, with a starting price of 5,000 taels of silver!"

"Genius belly pocket?ah! I want! I want! I want to buy it for my boyfriend!"

"I'm going to buy it for my father!" one girl blushed and yelled, "I want him to know how filial her daughter is!"

The price of as high as 5,000 taels of "talented belly pocket" just appeared by the girls scrambling to rob, when a girl shouted out the high price of "eight thousand", this talented belly pocket finally has its belonging, the girl who took it is Duan Feirou sitting next to Li Xiao, she is excitedly holding the belly pocket, her face is full of joyful smile, "'A stick' he has been secretly paying attention to me, I want to give him this belly pocket by hand! He must be very sexy to wear!"

Li Xiao naturally didn't hear her whisper, he was completely shocked by these generous rotten girls in the capital at the moment, he had participated in the boys' auction before, and the most expensive one was only three or four thousand taels of silver, and the girls' auction took out a random piece of silver and reached an astonishing eight thousand taels of silver, you must know that eight thousand silver is equivalent to the income of an ordinary person for three or four years, so much money is spent by the rotten girls in this way, is this the corrupt life of the daughter of the wealthy in the capital?

"Second item!"

Grabbing a gold-handled silver dagger from the girls in the audience, Yang Yi said: "This 'Futu' is the weapon treasured by Hu Dayong, the first pig killer in Beijing, after the master's appraisal, it has reached the level of "blowing and breaking hair" of the weapon, and it is a very rare three-grade weapon! ”

"I want it! I want to ......" The girls in the audience scrambled to quote, and the dagger worth three thousand taels climbed to ten thousand in an instant.

"Cut! Isn't it just a razor! 10,000 yuan has exceeded the price of a three-grade weapon, who wants it if it is sold so expensive!" A girl complained dissatisfiedly, and the crowd of robbers immediately quieted down, and it seemed to make some sense to hear her say this, 10,000 yuan to buy a three-grade razor is a bit expensive.

"This sister must be a novice in love, she doesn't know the true value of this dagger at all!" A black-haired girl in front of her looked back and said proudly: "It belongs to a third-grade weapon, in addition to shaving, it has a more important role! That's right! When you and your boyfriend are hiding in the woods and secretly playing chess and get bored, you can take it out and stab yourself to make yourself feel more energetic, so that the other person will think that you care about his hobbies, and the next time he plays hide and seek with his friends, he will definitely bring you with him, so that you can meet more boys!

"So...... It's really a treasure!" The complaining girl suddenly became enlightened when she heard this, and hurriedly squeezed forward and asked for the price, "Eleven thousand taels!"

After the love master's order, the girls were more active in auctioning the silver dagger, and the auction price of the dagger once reached 19,000 taels, and it was the girl who complained before who bought it.

"The third piece is ......," Yang Yi held up a plant with jagged leaves and said, "The third auction item is this rare forgetfulness grass! People who take it will have a short period of amnesia! As for the time of amnesia, depending on each person's physical condition, usually people who take it will have an amnesia period of three months to six months. ”

Pretty smiled evilly, and she continued: "Think about it, what if you have a boy who has been in love for a long time but has a girl you like? At this time, as long as you secretly give this grass to your rival, you can make her lose her memory for a short time, and even her boyfriend will forget about it completely. ”

"Why is it better to give it to girls and boys?" said one girl, surprised.

"Giggle...... A small number of girls in the restaurant laughed lightly when they heard this, and a tall and big-breasted woman in the back row stroked the long hair hanging down her shoulders and sneered: "What a woman with zero emotional intelligence! Do you think that a boy who once didn't like you will like you if he takes the forgetful grass? The promise is negative! Only by giving the herbs to the person he likes will he be dumped, and then he will take advantage of the weakness when he is the saddest, this is the highest secret of love!"

"Yes, why didn't I think of it!" Some girls woke up like a dream, staring intently at the medicine bottle in Yang Yi's hand, as if they were bound to get it.

"That's right! This can not only teach a lesson to the rival in love, but also get the boy you like! Forget the love grass, the starting price is 5,000 taels!" Yang Yi showed her face and showed two tiger teeth, this item was taken out by her, after such publicity, I believe it will be sold at a good price.

Sure enough, the auction of the forgetful grass was extremely hot, and once the whole auction reached an unprecedented climax, all the rotten girls did not hesitate to pay a lot of money to get it, and in less than a cup of tea, the price of the forgetful grass rose from five thousand to fifteen thousand, and finally it was successfully bought by Lin Wan'er at a high price of 20,000 taels.

"Sister Wan'er bought the Forgetful Grass for Li Xiao, who will she give it to?" Zhao Li'er was puzzled when she saw Lin Wan'er's actions.

Lin Wan'er, who took pictures of the herbs, secretly glanced at Zhao Lian'er beside her happily, and her beauty unconsciously turned crimson, "Sister Pian, I'm sorry, this forgetful grass is for you! Who let Brother Xiao often pester you before! Hmph! Brother Xiao is my ......" She thought silently in her heart, and her delicate face gradually revealed perseverance.

Next, Yang Yi auctioned some more items, almost all the girls took out their treasures at the bottom of the box, and even the sixth princess Wu Meier auctioned a small pill that was very rare even in a large auction.

Xiao Huandan, increase the strength of the martial artist in a year, the refining process is extremely complex, so the output is very low, only the royal family has a certain reserve, a recent trade fair, it was sold for a sky-high price of fifty thousand taels, and it is almost priceless.

For such an elixir, Li Xiao was also very excited, and increasing his internal strength by one year could almost allow him to be promoted from the third rank of the mortal rank to the sixth rank of the mortal rank, so as to save a year of cultivation time, but unfortunately, he had no money on him, and almost all of the bets on winning the martial arts field were used to compensate for the damage to the royal building, and the rest was taken by Steward Zhou to Xichu to buy herbs.

After reluctantly missing out on Xiao Huandan, Danmaru asked the county lord Wu Xuan'er to buy it at a high price of 40,000 taels.

The last few items were all inconsequential things, not even as good as the things that had just started to be auctioned, and just as the auction was about to end, Yang Yi, who was standing on the podium, suddenly said loudly: "Sisters, are you going to go back like this? The real climax of this auction has only begun now!"

Her words caused all the girls who were about to leave the scene and go back to sleep to stop and look back at her in confusion.

Looking sideways at Li Xiao, who was standing in the front row chatting with Wu Mei'er, she smiled and said, "The things to be auctioned below will be the finale of our entire auction, do you want to know what the daughter of the strongest female martial saint in the empire will come up with for auction? Let's have the daughter of the princess of the protectorate, Miss Chen Yu!"

"The daughter of the princess of the protectorate?"

"What!Chen Yu? That is known as the most outstanding genius disciple of the younger generation of the Ancient Sword Sect? I heard that her strength has reached the third-rank realm two years ago, and now she is probably a fourth-rank powerhouse, right?"

"Tianjiao of the Ancient Sword Sect, I don't know what precious items she will come up with, it won't be a divine weapon above the fifth grade, right?"

The eyes of the girls in the audience swept to Li Xiao, who was invited to the stage by Yang Yi, I don't know who applauded first, and then the audience burst into warm applause, the daughter of the martial saint, Gu Jianmen Tianjiao, even if the identity is not the county lord or princess, but it is not much worse, so Chen Yu's appearance immediately received a warm response from the girls in the hall.

"Uh......" Li Xiao stood on the podium and looked at the dense women in front of him at a loss, he had come to the auction with the idea of watching the excitement, and now he suddenly asked him to come to the stage and take out the auction items, which made him unprepared embarrassed, standing on the stage stupidly and not knowing what to say.

"This ...... First of all, I feel very honored to continue my studies at the college and meet all the talented women, I want to thank my mother, she gave me this opportunity, without her I would not be where I am today......" Li Xiao said for half an hour, and the women in the audience listened drowsily.

Just when Li Xiao opened his mouth to say something, Yang Yi whispered in Li Xiao's ear: "Chen Yu, don't say it again, hurry up and take out something for auction!"

"But...... I didn't plan to participate in the auction, so I didn't prepare the items. Li Xiao said embarrassedly.

"What!" Yang Yi was stunned for a moment, and urged: "Then you can take something and auction it so that we can go back to sleep and don't waste time standing on the stage." ”

"Oh! okay!" Li Xiao was sweating profusely with nervousness, and pulled out a tattered yellow-skinned ancient book from his arms.

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!