Fourteen: Elder Turtle [II]
"What's going on?" The gray-robed old man had white hair, as if it had been dyed, but his face did not have a trace of wrinkles, on the contrary, there was a dragon and tiger aura between his eyebrows.
This old man Meng Xiang had seen it, and when he entered the outer gate, the maid handed out the portraits of the three elders so that the new disciples could identify the elders.
There are three elders in the Zixuanmen, the eldest elder is responsible for various activities and competitions for the handover of foreign clans, and at the same time is responsible for one-on-one training of the chief disciple, and the second elder is responsible for the cultivation of inner disciples, and these three elders are responsible for cultivating outer disciples.
Seeing the real person, Meng Xiang sighed a little, after all, the portrait is not as realistic as it is.
These three elders are really extraordinary, and from a mortal's point of view, it is rare for a cultivator who has only out-of-body cultivation to have this aura.
The third elder saw Ah Chou lying on the ground, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.
However, at this moment, Ah Chou has been in a coma and shocked because of his serious injuries and the aftermath of the roar just now.
Helping Ah Chou up, a trace of anxiety crossed the three elders' bright eyes, and he hurriedly clicked on his acupoints to protect his meridians for future treatment.
Such a neat handling made Meng Xiang have a good impression of these three elders.
"Dian Canglong, you are an inner disciple, you casually come to my outer gate to bully my outer disciple, you can't help but take me, the third elder, too seriously, right?"
Turning around, the Third Elder True Yuan erupted, and the air in the entire practice room trembled under this huge True Yuan.
Dian Canglong is only the ninth order of Ning Dan, where can he bear it? He was shocked to the ground on the spot, his lips and teeth were white, and in a panic, he pointed at Meng Xiang.
"Third Elder, it's none of my business, it's him! I kindly taught the outer disciple to use the back fist, but he suddenly appeared and injured this new disciple, and even the disciple's friends were injured by him. ”
Meng Xiang: "???"
Meng Xiang, who was spurting this mouthful of dog blood, was full of flowers.
Finally, when the elder came in to deal with this matter personally, Meng Xiang, who was in a better mood, heard Dian Canglong's bloody mouth, and suddenly turned into a black question mark face.
Dude, you're so shameless, Ryutaro Nonomura is going to call you Dad, what do you mean, your face is made of tire leather?
Lao Tzu still kill you, I will say hello to the king of Yama and let you be reincarnated on the earth, there was a country called Bangzi Country in the world in my previous life, and they are lacking talents like you to help them fight for cultural heritage.
Shameless!
Fortunately, these three elders are sensible people.
As soon as he heard Dian Canglong say this, he gently put down the unconscious Ugly, stepped forward and lifted Dian Canglong, who was really shocked by him like a dead fish, and raised his hand to slap him.
Syllable!
This slap echoed, and Dian Canglong was slapped off his jaw on the spot, and he fell to the ground with tears in pain.
"I'm old, but I'm not a fool! His body injury is clearly caused by your exclusive martial art Broken Water Punch, you really think I'm blind?"
"Aba... Aba. Where could Dian Canglong, who had his chin broken, still speak, and crawled to the side of the second elder on the side, grabbed his trouser legs, hung his chin and shouted, but he couldn't say a word.
The three elders look like lions and tigers, domineering and leaky, but these two elders... Uglier than the portrait.
Wang Batou, mouse eyes, ass chin and high feet
Eagle hook nose, eight-figure eyebrows, wick neck beck ears
Big flip mouth, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly, rice bucket waist
The mandarin duck has rotten yellow teeth, and his face is full of hemorrhoids like a dick
This limerick is really vivid and vivid when used in the appearance of the second elder.
It's not that Meng Xiang judges people by their appearance.
But the white robe of the inner door wore on him, and it felt like it was draped on a huge piece of camel, and the old man was as black as a corpse spot, and he didn't know which grave he thought had cheated the corpse.
What's more, from the moment I came in, the second elder seemed to care about nothing, his eyes kept staring at me, and those eyes seemed to say to me: I want you.
If this makes me not judge people by their appearance, what else can I judge people by?
Stared at by his squinting little eyes, Meng Xiang couldn't help but be angry, and he couldn't help but cover his ass and take a step back in fright.
Hey, uncle, don't look at me, I don't have that fetish!
Because after falling in love with the conch fairy during the fairy world but finding out that the other party was helping her, Meng Xiang already had a psychological shadow on this situation, and it had nothing to do with cultivation, and the three legs were soft together when he thought about it.
"Hmph, shame, flyover, take him away. ”
The second elder snorted coldly, but his eyes did not take his eyes off Meng Xiang at all, and Meng Xiang was frightened.
"Second Elder, you said that you wanted to visit my outer gate, but your inner disciples came to my outer gate to make trouble, even if my outer gate strength is poor, you can't be so excessive, right?"
The third elder waved his long sleeves and stood proudly in front of the second elder, blocking his view. "You'd better give me an explanation today, otherwise, I'll definitely sue the Great Elder, and the small matter will become a big one!"
These three elders are really strong-tempered.
Meng Xiang felt that although it was also an out-of-body period, the second elder was obviously cultivating higher, and these three elders would actually be on the same bar with the second elder because the new disciples under his door were bullied.
If there is a real fight, the three elders will definitely suffer.
However, what are these two elders doing here?
Meng Xiang glanced at Zhao Tianqiao, who was following the second elder, and with one hand he was very disgusted, he grabbed Dian Canglong, who had just broken his jaw, and walked towards the gate with an expressionless face.
Looking like that, it doesn't seem that he came here specifically to stop today's practice room.
These two elders are gay, but Meng Xiang still feels that there is definitely something hidden in his eyes.
"Hmph, Third Elder, it's just a new disciple, why be so excited?" The Second Elder's voice was as crooked as his appearance, and he tilted his head to look at Meng Xiang as he spoke.
Seeing him like this, Meng Xiang felt that his goosebumps jumped out like fleas, so he simply turned around and went to take care of the unconscious ugly.
Out of sight and quiet, these two elders are gay, if you don't pay attention, you will be finished by him when you sleep at night.
"A new disciple is not a disciple?"
The third elder said menacingly: "I don't care, you have to give me an explanation today!"
These three elders are obviously a bull temper, and the more they go, the more they get stronger, even if they are taking care of Ah Ugly with their backs to these two old men, Meng Xiang can still feel that the strange second elder can't stand him a little.
The second elder sighed helplessly: "Okay, okay, even if I'm afraid of you, I will be responsible for compensating for the medicinal materials that heal this disciple in two days, and by the way, let Dian Canglong give him a public apology, and at the same time attach a condensation qi dispersion general line." ”
I have to say that although the temper of the third elder is hot, it is true that a person as tough as him can take advantage of small things.
Outside the practice room, the outer disciples who heard the compromise of the second elder suddenly exclaimed loudly, and one by one they cast envious glances at the unconscious clown.
This is the elixir of the inner door!
Many outer disciples don't know what the pill looks like all their lives, and now, a new disciple who has just come for a day has actually obtained a condensation dispersion!
It's a blessing in disguise!
Many disciples even began to complain about why it wasn't themselves who were beaten.
"No! I want three!" Unexpectedly, the three elders suddenly opened their mouths and scolded indignantly.
Even Meng Xiang couldn't help but look back when he heard it.
I said, Third Elder, you have not been reincarnated in the Celestial Empire to do real estate, it is really a blessing for the common people to collectively burn high incense and worship!
As soon as these words came out, the second elder's face suddenly stiffened: "Hey, Third Elder, you're too greedy, aren't you? Three coins? A person can only eat two at most, right? I am only responsible for healing and compensating this one disciple, and I am not responsible for helping you promote other outer disciples." ”
"How is it?" The three elders straightened their chests, like a scoundrel: "I'll take the extra one to feed the pigs, you bite me." ”
Not only the second elder, but Meng Xiang who heard this was stunned.
Did you and the elder of the [beep] touch the porcelain?
Who are the good people and who are the bad people? Why do I look at these two elders so pitiful?
When the second elder heard this, his face turned blue and purple for a while.
Medicine is a trivial matter, he was originally an alchemist, and this kind of low-end pill is not rare, but you can be blackmailed to say that you are angry or not?
Where did the Second Elder still have the heart to use his squinting mouse eyes to look at Meng Xiang, and smoke was rising from his angry ears.
But the third elder said that he was not convinced and went to the great elder's side, and the second elder could only sigh aggrievedly, waved his sleeves, and turned to walk away: "I'm afraid of you, I will send someone to send it in two days!"
In this way, the second elder also left, leaving only the third elder, Meng Xiang, the unconscious Ah Chou, and a bunch of students from the Heavy Artillery Gang.
Is this settled?
Meng Xiang picked up Ah Chou, and walked to the side of the three elders politely: "Thank you for the help of the three elders this time, I will take my friends to the dormitory first." ”
With that, Meng Xiang was about to leave.
However, before he could take two steps, behind him, the fierce True Yuan broke out again.
"Stop, who let you go?!"
The voices of the three elders were as powerful as a lion's heart.
Turning around, Meng Xiang saw that his eyes were wide open, and he was staring at him deadly.
"What's wrong, Third Elder?"
"What's wrong? You actually asked me what's wrong?" The third elder stepped up with an arrow and directly grabbed Meng Xiang's collar: "Dian Canglong is an inner disciple, I can't punish him directly, but don't think I don't know, my chief heavy artillery still has a disciple...... You kid hit it, right?"
As he spoke, he pointed to the six people lying on the ground on the side, and the one on the ceiling like an upside-down turnip.
When he said this, Meng Xiang was slightly stunned.
Damn, it's going to be troublesome again, it's still over? I'm in a hurry.
Forget it, if you want to fight, see that you are an old man, and you work so hard for your own ugly, I will pretend to lose to you.
After making a decision, Meng Xiang sighed: "Yes, I hit it, what's wrong?"
After speaking, Meng Xiang waited for the end.
But...
When the three elders heard this, instead of being angry, their thick eyes suddenly bloomed like a, and they pounced directly.
"Okay! Okay! Great! I didn't expect that such an excellent disciple of you would come to my outer gate this year, Lao Tzu has long wanted to remove this kid from the heavy artillery, but it's a pity that no one can support the old man after removing him, but now it's okay to have you! Okay, from today on, you will be the chief of the outer gate. ”
As soon as he heard this, Meng Xiang was stunned on the spot.
Outer doors... Chief?
Dude, what's this? I've only been in the door for a day?!Are you kidding me, big brother? This chief is too casual, isn't it?
........................