Fifteen: Ordered in Danger [Two-in-One Chapter]
The Chief of the Outer Door?
Meng Xiang came to this purple Xuanmen just because he agreed to Ah Chou, and by the way, he passed some leisure time and waited for the gods outside the sky to pick him up.
For sectarian disputes, Meng Xiang has always been able to avoid them.
Now these three elders don't know which brain circuit was infected by athlete's foot, and they actually made me the head of the outer gate?
Dude, the chief of the outer gate, it's not Sanqizai, you say it's sealed, it's too casual, right? I've only been in for a day.
With this doubt, in Ah Chou's bedroom, Meng Xiang stared closely at the three elders who were losing the true yuan for Ah Chou, and he didn't know what brand of mothballs this old man was selling in his stomach.
In the bedroom, the three elders lowered their palms on Ah Chou's back, and as Zhenyuan gradually entered, Ah Chou's pale face was fully eased.
"Meng... Big brother "Ah Chou woke up, and the first thing he saw was Meng Xiang, and he said guiltily: "I'm sorry, Brother Meng... I'm useless... Worries you. ”
What's that position?
Meng Xiang thought, raised his eyebrows, and stepped forward to pat Ah Chou on the shoulder. "Don't say that, you're doing well, and your mother will be proud of you. ”
"Hmm. Ugly nodded humbly,
Noticing that Ah Chou was awake, the three elders took a long breath of relief, helped Ah Chou lie down and admonished:
"Boy, I have used my pure yang true yuan to connect the meridians for you, temporarily saving your little life, before the second elder's medicinal materials are sent, you can't get out of bed, let alone exercise, otherwise you will die on the spot, understand?"
Although the three elders spoke vigorously and powerfully, they did not have the slightest murderous intent, and some only cared about their own disciples.
"Third Elder Xie. Ugly said thank you weakly, which was polite.
"Wait, wait, wait. ”
When Meng Xiang heard this, he came up curiously: "I can't get out of bed for two days, let's not talk about eating and drinking, he hasn't opened the valley yet, what should he do if he and pee?"
At this question, the three elders' heads flung towards Meng Xiang as if they were dancing a tango, and said two words in a short and powerful manner: "Hold back." ”
Lao Tie, you're too direct, aren't you? You think this kid's bladder is made of rubber?
Looking at the ugly man on the bed who was also frightened by these two words, Meng Xiang could only shake his head, praying that his bladder and rectum would be blessed by Luffy.
"Meng Xiang, take a step to speak. ”
After the treatment, the three elders walked to the door, called Meng Xiang, and hooked his hand to indicate that he would come out and speak privately.
It just so happened that Meng Xiang wanted to ask him about being named the chief of the outer gate, so he covered the quilt for Ah Chou and followed.
Daoling Mountain is very high, that is, half of the mountainside is above the clouds, and the cultivation sect is set up on this kind of high mountain, and most of them are also the cultivators' yearning for heaven.
The starlight is vast, the moon is bright, the early autumn night, the cicadas are singing intermittently, extraordinarily peaceful, and the outer door that has turned off the lights is extremely quiet in the vastness at the moment.
"Meng Xiang... Really, right?" The Third Elder didn't seem to remember Meng Xiang's name, so he confirmed it again.
"Yes. Meng Xiang replied simply, waiting for his question.
The Third Elder turned his head and looked Meng Xiang up and down, a playful smile on his usually serious face.
"Meng Xiang, let me ask you, how much is your cultivation now?"
"Cultivation?"
This question did not surprise Meng Xiang.
"Third Elder, you don't even know how much I cultivate, so you named me, who has only been in for a day, the chief of the outer gate?
Without answering directly, Meng Xiang wanted to understand what this bad old man was thinking.
The third elder was unofficial, took two steps forward, and patted Meng Xiang on the shoulder: "You can't figure out why I made you the chief of the outer gate, right?"
"Yes. Meng Xiang nodded, thinking that it was best for this old man to remove his position now, if he didn't do so, he would have to consider when to leave Zixuanmen directly.
Meng Xiang came to this purple Xuanmen, just to pass the time, by the way, he was a little curious about the future of Ah Chou, Meng Xiang actually not only didn't like disputes, but also was very lazy, as long as he felt that one thing was troublesome, even if it could be solved with a slap, he was too lazy to deal with it.
The third elder put his hands in his hands, looked up at the starry sky, and sighed: "My outer sect has not been supplied by the sect for forty years, Meng Xiang, I think you are the chief in the hope that you can pass the review, join the exchange conference, and get some pills for the 28,000 disciples of the outer sect." ”
"Exchange conference?" Meng Xiang remembered, on the way to Zixuanmen, Ah Chou mentioned that recently, Zixuanmen had opened its doors for the orc exchange conference to recruit newcomers.
But what the hell is this audit?
"You don't know about the audit?" The third elder seemed to see Meng Xiang's doubts, smiled slightly, and looked up to the sky and said slowly.
The Orc Exchange Conference will be held in about a month, when the participants of the two races will enter a certain illusion realm and conduct a trial called Battle Royale, with the purpose of finding out the level and gap between the novice cultivators of the two races, and planning for the next five years of cultivation.
When Meng Xiang heard this, although he didn't say anything, his heart was already boiling.
Battle Royale... Battle Royale? Wait a minute... Wait a fuck a minute!Battle Royale? Isn't that just chicken? Damn, chicken is also popular in the Nine Continents? Well, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare a pan when I get home.
The three elders continued to explain.
The communication object of the Purple Xuanmen is the tribe of the orc race Roaring Ridge: the Roaring Gate.
The Purple Xuanzong is the largest sect of the human race, and this Roaring Ridge is about the same status as the Purple Xuanzong for the orc race, and the Roaring Sect is also a small branch corresponding to the Purple Xuanmen.
In order to prepare for this conference, the Zixuanmen will conduct a review in twenty days and select six exchange disciples.
"What does this have to do with me being the chief? If you want to participate in the audit, the heavy artillery can also be reviewed, right? Why are you looking for me?" Hearing this, Meng Xiang was already a little impatient.
This kind of lengthy setting was only designed by the online writers on the earth in the previous life.
"Don't worry. The third elder said: "Although the heavy artillery is the chief, but he is arrogant, he holds the first place in the outer gate and is domineering, to be honest, I have already seen that he is not pleasing to the eye, if it is not for his strongest strength, the most promising to pass the audit, I will make him the chief?"
"Why do you want your disciples to enter the exchange conference so much?" Meng Xiang asked again, but he already had a little pressure in his heart.
You don't want to use me as a knife, do you?
However, the answer of the three elders made Meng Xiang, who had a very bad impression of the cultivation realm, a little unexpected.
"Because if the outer sect joins the exchange conference, it can get the attention of the sect and obtain a large number of pills for cultivation, which will benefit the majority of outer disciples. The three elders replied and gave corresponding explanations.
This Purple Xuanmen, after all, is a small branch under the name of the Purple Xuanzong, although the second elder is an alchemist, he can't practice much, and it is basically used by the disciples he values.
Most of the pills need to be distributed by the superior rudder and branch, and then distributed according to the contribution and cultivation value of the inner and outer doors.
But damn it, disciples with excellent cultivation in the outer gate have the right to transfer to the inner gate, and after transferring to the inner gate, the cultivation value is also transferred to the inner gate.
As a result, the outer door is always equal to no contribution. The pills allocated every year, the few are too thin to get stuck between the teeth.
"What kind of brain-dead setting is this?" Meng Xiang probably understood when he heard this. "Your outer disciple has transferred to the inner door, and this disciple is also cultivated by the outer door, right?
Do these three elders want to seek benefits for the majority of outer disciples through the exchange conference?
No wonder he seized the opportunity to desperately blackmail the second elder's elixir, it turned out that the resources of the outer gate were already extremely scarce.
"No way, that's the rule. ”
The third elder sighed helplessly: "I haven't seen pills in the outer gate for forty years, although I also saved money to buy some pills to cultivate this group of children, but in the end, it is still a drop in the bucket, and a large number of potential students have been abandoned... Alas. ”
The three elders were heartbroken, and their faces showed a guilt that could not be dissolved, as if they were apologizing to the disciples who had been abandoned and left the sect.
"Meng Xiang, I think you can single-handedly take on the Heavy Artillery Gang, presumably your cultivation is not weak, if you get a place in the exchange conference, you can get a lot of pills, even if you don't think about the same sect, you can get a lot of benefits yourself, how about it, consider it?"
Speaking of this, the expressions of the three elders became more and more fervent and sincere.
Without Godhead, there is no omniscience, and he cannot perceive the thoughts of mortals, but after all, Meng Xiang has lived for more than a hundred years, and he can still see through whether he is lying or not.
The three elders were extremely sincere, their eyes were bright, and although they were not sure if they had other purposes, Meng Xiang could see that he was at least not lying.
To tell the truth, I've seen a poor Xiuzhen sect, but it's the first time I've seen it when it's so poor that the elders have to pay out of their own pockets, and this Purple Xuanmen is not poor, they all belong to the first major sect of the human race...
It can only be said that the person who set this rule is a stupid [beep] who is even more stupid than Su Yushi.
Speaking of pills, it's too low-grade for me to eat jelly beans, I don't have any eggs, it's just... It's troublesome.
Don't you participate, don't you feel sorry for me, people begging me... I can't reply to him, "I'm not qualified to participate in the garbage conference", right?
Participate, right? I can blow up your trial illusion with a fart, play hairy? I want to participate, won't it become a suppression of newcomers?
It's not easy for newcomers to cultivate, and those so-called benefits are of little use to me, so there's no reason to participate at all.
It's a little embarrassing not to participate.
Ahhhhh
Meng Xiang pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said, "Let me think about it." ”
"Really?" When the three elders heard this, their excited eyes couldn't wait to pop out, and they came up and grabbed Meng Xiang's hand.
There was a scorching temperature in the palm of his hand, and this enthusiastic gaze made Meng Xiang a little creepy, and the chrysanthemum tightened: "Uh... I only said that I would consider it, but I didn't say that I would definitely agree. ”
"It's okay, I'll wait for your reply! The third elder jumped up and down happily like a monkey, and it took a while to stop: "By the way, you haven't told me about your cultivation yet." ”
"Cultivation?" Meng Xiang frowned slightly. "I am an immeasurable ......"
Halfway through the words, Meng Xiang stopped his voice in time and didn't say anything, because he thought of being expelled from the fairy world at the beginning, because he was too strong and didn't join any of the forces, as a result...
Meng Xiang really didn't want to experience that kind of thing again, if the Nine Continents also expelled me, I really had nowhere to go...
Meng Xiang just wanted to live quietly like a shrimp dumpling, waiting for the day when the gods from outside the sky came to pick him up.
After thinking for a moment, Meng Xiang made a decision.
Well, report a little lower, save trouble, can fight so many people with heavy artillery, and the lowest level to qualify is...
"Ning Dan Second Order. Meng Xiang gave the answer.
"What did you say?"
As soon as Meng Xiang exited, the three elders were stunned on the spot: "You... You... Are you Ning Dan Second Order?"
Looking at his expression, Meng Xiang couldn't help but feel weak.
Oops, is it underreported?
But in the next second, this worry disappeared.
"Are you really Ning Dan Second Order?" The three elders were so excited that they seemed to be eager to anal Meng Xiang and pounced.
"Hahaha! No one in the history of my outer gate has reached the Ning Dan stage, every time I reach the ninth step of the foundation building, I am pulled away by the inner gate, hahaha! Stable! Meng Xiang, just help me once, and wait for the end of the exchange conference before entering the inner door, okay? What do you want during this time, as long as I can afford it, I will do my best to satisfy, I just want you to enter the exchange conference!"
Looking at this virtue, Meng Xiang felt that if he would say that I want your chrysanthemum, these three elders would simply take off their pants, and it seemed that they really attached great importance to this exchange meeting.
Mom said that bringing a new person once in a while can add a lot of fun to life.
Thinking of this, Meng Xiang nodded with a dark face: "Okay, okay, I promised you? Can you please not hang on me like an octopus? It's up to me, why are you hard?"
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