Chapter 7: Splashing the skin and passing on the merits
(Ask for tickets, ask for clicks, ask for collection and fattening!)
The wind is thin, the rain is continuous, and the frogs are sounding.
Suddenly, the sound of frogs seemed to be alarmed by something and became chaotic.
In the Jing River, where no one saw, under the Wanqing Bridge, frogs jumped out of the water lifelessly and fled in all directions.
Crash!
A whirlpool rolled up on the surface of the river, and then a claw, as thick as a baby's arm, stretched out and grabbed a frog with unusual agility.
With a slight snap of the claw, the frog was cut to death, and the blurred flesh was sent back into a sharp-toothed mouth.
Gurgle.
The water rippled, revealing two green eyes with a ghostly glow. Its large basin-like body floats and sinks in the water, and you can't see the whole picture, and you don't know what kind of water it is.
In a moment, the frogs in the vicinity fled and fell silent.
On the bank of the river, there were dogs barking wildly.
Bang, the lights burst on.
Chen Sanlang heard the barking of the dog, looked up at the window, and saw that the rainy night was deep and he couldn't see anything. Listening closely, the dog's voice slowly stopped.
He ignored it and continued to write.
......
The rooster crowed, the morning light was slight, and the rain had not stopped, and it was dripping.
Chen Saburo woke up, got up, washed, and had breakfast.
Chen Wang asked, "Yuan'er, the exam is approaching, do you still want to go to the martial arts hall?"
Chen Sanlang replied: "You should insist on things, and you can't give up halfway." β
Chen Wangshi sighed: My son went to the martial arts hall to learn martial arts, under the banner of strengthening his body, and after going to this period of time, his spirit is indeed good, and she is not easy to stop.
However, the three aunts and six mothers-in-law in the market are all saying that Xu Nianniang of the martial arts hall drinks in the tavern all day long, and she does not return home without getting drunk.
In fact, Chen Wang doesn't care much about whether San Lang can learn martial arts, she is more concerned about another gossip: Xu Nianniang's daughter Xu Jun is stunning, I don't know if San Lang will have other thoughts when he enters the martial arts hall.
After thinking about it, he asked, "Yuan'er, is it Bishop Xu who teaches you martial arts, or is it his daughter?"
"I'm just getting started, I don't know anything, where can I learn kung fu? β
Chen Wang listened and was inexplicably disappointed.
Xu Jun has seen it, she is indeed good-looking, fairy-like, and because of her martial arts, she has a slim figure, convex and backward, and she knows how to raise at a glance. The fly in the ointment is that he was born in a martial arts hall, and he is not a good match for his own Saburo.
Chen Sanlang didn't know this blink of an eye, his mother thought a lot, and after he was full, he went out with an oil-paper umbrella and went to the martial arts hall.
On rainy days, the streets are sparsely populated.
As he was walking, a man rushed out of an alley in front of him, and he collided with him.
Chen Sanlang fell to the ground, and the umbrella was crushed at once.
"Who doesn't have long eyes and dares to hit grandpa. β
The man was not tall, short and sturdy, with his hands on his hips and a grinning in his mouth.
Chen Sanlang got up and saw the other party's pockmarked face, and recognized it as Wu Laitou, a famous ruffian in the county.
The so-called ruffians are idle people who don't do anything serious, eat and drink everywhere, and occasionally extort some money and money, and have a very bad reputation.
Wu Lai glared: "It turned out to be you nerd, you hit me, quickly lose money." β
Chen Sanlang said coldly: "You hit me." β
"How?"
A cruel smile appeared at the corner of Wu Lai's mouth: "Don't you admit it?" It seems that your skin is itchy, let grandpa rub it for you." β
Open your big hand, it's a slap.
Chen Sanlang subconsciously retreated and dodged - his steps were light, thanks to the Zama step kung fu of many days. Before the change, I was afraid that I would be beaten with a slap.
"Hey, dare to flash, smoke you to death!"
Wu Lai raised his arms and hit his head and face. He doesn't know martial arts, and he uses all the fighting styles of street gangsters, relying on strength and ferocity.
Although Chen Sanlang entered the martial arts hall, his time was still short, and he had not learned martial arts, so he was difficult to parry, so he had to turn around and avoid.
I was angry in my heart: This is too much of a deception!
Wu Laitou did not relent: "Where to go, dare to provoke grandpa, I will definitely make you look good today......"
Before he could finish speaking, a shadow suddenly flashed, and a kick flew up, hitting him in the cheek.
Wu Laitou only felt that the world was spinning, his teeth and nosebleeds flew together, his body went out sideways, he fell heavily to the ground, and he couldn't get up for a long time.
Under the blue oil-paper umbrella, Xu Jun gathered her feet and held her chest, her demeanor was delicate, she held an umbrella in her right hand, and carried a basket of vegetables in her left hand.
"Hmph, the people who dare to provoke my martial arts hall will make you look good immediately. β
Chen Sanlang came over panting: "Thank you Miss Xu Jun for your help." β
His head was messy, his clothes were half-wet, and he looked a little wolf, but fortunately, he avoided it in time, but he was not beaten and injured.
Xu Jun looked at him and shook his head: "It seems that I have to teach you some fist and foot kung fu." β
Chen Sanlang was overjoyed: "What kind of kung fu?"
After what happened just now, he was chased and beaten like a mad dog, and he couldn't explain it, he desperately hoped to have martial arts to protect himself, in that case, at least he had the ability to protect himself.
Xu Jun blinked: "I'll think about it first." β
Waiting for the two to leave, Wu Laitou got up with a hum. After a while, two sneaky figures touched me.
"Young Master Cao, Young Master Ma, you have made me miserable. β
Wu Lai vomited blood and cried.
Cao Guitang said impatiently: "I'll give you an extra tael of silver to see the doctor." β
"Where's one or two? I've lost three teeth!"
"And what do you want?"
Wu Lai stretched out a slap on his head: "At least five taels." β
Ma Jintai shouted: "You have done things like this, and you still want five taels? Chase a scholar, chase half a street, and you haven't broken a single head." We had agreed beforehand that we were going to break two of his bones. β
Wu Laitou shouted, "You didn't see how fast that nerd ran...... I don't care, it must be five taels, otherwise I will break this matter, yes, go to the martial arts hall to mumble. β
Ma Jintai was annoyed: "You scoundrel." β
Wu Laitou grinned: "Our family is originally a scoundrel. β
Cao Guitang and Ma Jintai were angry, but they couldn't do anything about him, so they had to take out five taels of silver before beating people away.
"Unlucky, people didn't fight, they didn't get angry, but they lost a lot of silver. β
Cao Guitang was very painful.
Ma Jintai exhaled angrily: "How can this nerd be so lucky, but he bumped into Miss Xu Jun." β
"What's next?"
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
Cao Guitang touched his chin: "Why don't you go to the martial arts hall?" You can't let the two of them practice martial arts in it. β
Ma Jintai took a sip: "With his weak body and bones, can Miss Xu Jun see it?"
"It's hard to say. Women are naturally sentimental, and most of them like poetry and the like. Although Chen Sanlang couldn't pass the test, he seemed to be able to make some poems. β
Hearing this, Ma Jintai couldn't stop it: "Let's go, go to the martial arts hall and have a look." β
When I came to the martial arts hall, I saw that the door of the courtyard was closed, I couldn't push it open, and the courtyard wall was high, so I couldn't climb up, so I only made the two of them anxious, and finally tiptoed to the east window to see if I could climb the window to get in.
Someone in the room suddenly spoke, and the beautiful voice was Xu Jun reciting poetry:
"Jin Se has fifty strings for no reason, one string and one pillar Si Hua Nian. Zhuang Shengxiao dreams of butterflies, and hopes that the emperor will trust the cuckoo in spring. There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking. This situation can be recalled, but it was already lost at the time...... Well, that's really well written. β
Chen Sanlang asked: "The poem has been written, let's start?"
"Don't be busy, tell me first what does it mean to 'Zhuang Shengxiao dreams of butterflies, and hopes that Emperor Chun supports cuckoos'?"
Chen Sanlang coughed dryly: "These two sentences involve two allusions and stories, and the words are ......"
Outside the window, Cao Guitang and Ma Jintai listened to the movement inside, reciting love poems and telling stories, gritting their teeth with hatred, and almost rushed in to catch the rapist.
finally waited for Chen Sanlang to finish the story, Xu Jun sighed faintly, indulging in the touching story, especially the one where the cuckoo cried blood, which was very nostalgic.
Chen Sanlang urged again: "You can come." β
Xu Jun said angrily: "What's the hurry? I promised you, so naturally I won't regret it." β
Hearing the two talk ambiguously, Ma Jintai was jealous: It's over, it's all over, it turns out that Miss Xu Jun really loves this. Knowing this, I should have bought a book of poems before, and I memorized a few words in front of her from time to time, maybe now I will be the guest of honor......
Just as he was thinking wildly, suddenly a stream of tea splashed and fell on him and Cao Guitang.
The tea was so hot that the two couldn't help screaming and running wildly.
Chen Sanlang was startled: "There are people outside the window!"
Xu Jun smiled and groaned: "There is no one now." β
"But that's the apprenticeship tea I poured you......"
"Stupid, won't you pour another glass?"
"Oooh. β
Chen Sanlang immediately went to pour another cup of tea.
After drinking apprenticeship tea, Xu Jun officially began to teach him martial arts, and there is a famous hall called "Shocking Wind Finger". The name is mysterious, but in fact it is a technique of intercepting veins and points.
Chen Sanlang has no kung fu foundation, and his physical condition is so poor, Xu Jun thinks about it, only "Finger of the Storm" can let him learn.
Intercepting the pulse and acupoints belongs to the advanced realm of martial arts, and ordinary martial artists can't grasp it and can't use it. "Finger of the Storm" is special, it has two practice methods, one yang and one yin. The yang finger flows on the surface, and there is no need for a skill foundation, as long as you remember the eight veins of the human body's strange meridians, many tricks can be used. As for the success rate and lethality, it depends.
Like Chen Sanlang, poke dozens of times, or you can succeed once, so that the target object will be recruited.
Xu Jun found another yellowed piece of paper, on which a naked person was depicted, with various lines outlined, densely marked with the names of various meridians and acupoints, which made it look big.
"Look at this map now, return it to me in half an hour, you can remember which meridians and which acupoints, and I will teach you the relevant fingering. β
After a pause, he solemnly advised: "You know this matter, and you are not allowed to tell my father." β
He seemed to remember something: "Also, if you are distracted by this, you will not be able to take the test this time, and you must not blame me." β
Chen Sanlang said: "Got it." β
I took the atlas and looked at it hungrily, as if I was reading a peerless cheat.
Martial arts, in the previous life, was a rare and mysterious thing, but I didn't expect to have the opportunity to learn it in person now.
ββHe originally had doubts about the father and daughter of the Xu family in his heart, but as Xu Jun kicked Wu Lai's head, those doubts were also crushed.
Being able to hit **, kick the ruffian, and solve problems that can't be solved by the mouth, isn't it martial arts?
Scholars know martial arts, jingle dong!
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