"One tael, two tael......

On the evening bridge, Wu Laitou was not afraid of the rain, and sat on the bridge, counting the silver.

There was a small bag of silver in white flowers, and he couldn't remember how long it had been since he had received so much money, and while counting, he smiled with his eyebrows, and accidentally pulled the wound on his cheek, and tears were about to flow down in pain.

"What a ruthless little girl, one day, grandpa will ......"

The cruel words that followed couldn't be released.

As a splasher, ferocity is the biggest tiger skin, but eyesight is also indispensable, to recognize who can be provoked and who cannot be provoked, what kind of people can be bullied, and what kind of people should be avoided.

Xu Nianniang's father and daughter, as outsiders, opened a martial arts hall in Jing County, coupled with Xu Jun's beauty, many people wanted to make up their minds at the beginning.

But none of these people can please well.

Wu Laitou understood that these two fathers and daughters were not good at stubble. was kicked away by Xu Jun before, and lost three teeth, which made him deeply realize that each other is completely different levels, revenge or something, just think about it.

Fortunately, Cao Guitang and Ma Jintai couldn't help but be frightened, in addition to the three taels paid in advance, they compensated five taels later, adding up to eight taels, and the rich silver taels were enough to make up for the pain.

After counting the money, wrapping it up, I wondered whether to go to Zuichun Building now, or wait for the evening. The plump peach blossom girl in the building, he has been thinking about it for a long time, but he has no money at hand and can't get in.

"No, it's hard to get it once, you have to do enough before you stop, so first find a good medicine to eat, the dragon is fierce, and you can get it seven times or eight times a night, so as not to lose." ”

He thought, getting up and getting off the bridge.

Two girls passed by together, and when they saw him, they were so frightened that they quickly turned around and ran away.

Wu Laitou smiled: It seems that his majesty has not been kicked off by Xu Jun, it is still the splash that person is afraid of!

So he held his chest high, but he felt that his face hurt, and his mouth was sticky and uncomfortable. So he came to the river under the willow tree, squatted down, and reached out to grab a handful of water and rinse his mouth.

Sou!

A claw poked out of the water, grabbing his throat at once.

This is......

Wu Laitou was so frightened that he wanted to scream, but he didn't make any sound.

The force of the claws dragged him into the water, and his legs struggled a few times, and then he was gone, only a circle of ripples spread.

There were originally some people nearby, but since Wu Laitou sat on the bridge and counted the money, these people had gone as far as they could, so no one had seen this terrifying and mysterious scene.

And even if someone sees it, they think that Wu Laitou has fallen into the water.

Who wants to save such a person?

Drowning is best......

......

"The hour has come. ”

Xu Jun walked in, stretched out his hand to ask Chen Sanlang to return the yellow paper, and asked, "How much do you remember?"

Chen Sanlang replied: "I remember one." ”

Xu Jun was stunned: "Which one?"

"Ren Mai, Tanzhong acupoint. ”

Xu Jun's eyes looked at him very brightly: "Why do you only remember one? You scholars are very good at memorizing things." ”

The imperial examination, the four books and five classics, and the reciting are all excellent memory skills. So as long as Chen Sanlang is willing, it is not a problem to remember dozens of acupuncture points in an hour.

Chen Sanlang replied honestly: "I think in my current situation, it is enough to learn one." If you can't chew too much, you will choke. ”

Xu Jun nodded: "Yes, people know that they are expensive...... Hehe, if you memorize a lot of nonsense, I'll ignore you. ”

Dare to take this as a test, test Chen Sanlang's temperament, pause, and ask, "Why do you remember this?"

"I've heard that this acupoint can fix the body, so I want to learn it. ”

Xu Jun sneered: "I just praised you for being self-aware, but you didn't learn to walk in a blink of an eye, and you wanted to fly." ”

Chen Sanlang asked: "Is there any such thing as a point fix?"

In my memory, I can't help but think of many magical and mysterious descriptions in martial arts novels. Those chivalrous men were casual with their hands, and the enemy fell in response, how chic.

Xu Jun's eyes narrowed: "Naturally, there is, but you have no internal strength, and you can't learn at all, so don't think too much." ”

Soon, she began to teach the tricks of "Frightening Fingers" to point the Tanzhong acupoint. The fingering is a bit strange, not one finger, but the index finger, middle finger, ring finger, and three fingers slightly crossed. The middle finger is the main attack, the acupuncture point, and the other two fingers are pressed on the side parts to form an auxiliary.

When effectively pointed, the target will be unable to move.

This can't move, in essence, it is the legendary point fixation. However, according to Xu Jun, if you want to cause such a wonderful effect, you must burst into the qi and penetrate into the acupuncture veins to produce a deep effect, and there are very few people who can do this.

With Chen Sanlang's conditions, he ordered Tanzhong acupoint, at most, it could only make the other party's chest tight and irritable, and the pain was unbearable - this had to be done by standing still, and if he poked hard, he would poke countless times before he could have a chance of success.

Learning kung fu is not easy.

Chen Shusheng learned kung fu, which was even more difficult.

Xu Jun actually wanted to teach him a little rough fist and foot routine, but the problem was that Chen Sanlang's foundation was too weak, and when the move routine came to his hand, it completely became a flower fist and embroidered legs, and it was not powerful at all.

So he simply passed "Frightening Fingers", maybe it can also be used to scare people.

Point points, the best way to learn is to have a target, live and learn. Chen Sanlang couldn't stretch out his three fingers to practice on Xu Jun's plump chest—although he wanted to.

But I'm afraid that the result of pressing it is that Chen Sanlang will become the second Wu Laitou to be kicked away, and he will definitely fly higher, fall farther, and lose more teeth.

There was no live target, so we had to use dead objects.

Xu Jun took out a humanoid puppet and asked Chen Sanlang to poke at the wood.

At the beginning, Chen Sanlang was interested and practiced hard. When poked dozens of times, all three fingers were bruised and swollen and painful, and every time I practiced, it became a torment.

"Miss Xu Jun, I think I'm more suitable for reading and writing......"

Retreated.

Xu Jun pursed his lips and put on a look of "I knew this was the case".

"It's not that I'm lazy, I'm about to take the exam, if I hurt my finger and can't hold the pen, how can I take the exam?"

Chen Sanlang explained that he didn't want to be looked down upon by the other party.

Xu Jun said: "You can use your left hand, in fact, to practice using the Wind Fingers, it is best to use your left hand." ”

Chen Sanlang was speechless: Don't say it earlier...... Isn't it a few dozen white pokes in front of you?

I had to switch to my left hand and continue to play.

Xu Jun said that he had to insist on practicing for half an hour every day, and perseverance would be effective in order to be effective.

This is just the kung fu of ordering an acupoint, if Chen Sanlang was greedy before and remembered dozens of acupoints, then he would have to poke his fingers off?

"Hey, I said you point the point, or tickle? soft, no strength at all, failure, finger point is not in the right position, either the middle finger is a millimeter off, or the ring finger is off a point, failure in failure. If you practice the Fa like this, you will not be able to successfully click the acupoints once until you die. ”

Chen Sanlang listened, almost in tears.

Doesn't it mean that if there is a father, there must be a daughter? Why is Xu Jun's style very different from Xu Nianniang, Xu Nianniang taught Zamabu, just put forward specific requirements, and then let it go, basically no longer controlled. Xu Jun was good, sitting upright on the side, saying that this is not right, and that is not good. If you hold a ring ruler in your hand, you will look like a strict teacher.

Chen Sanlang gritted his teeth, thinking that in order to become a legendary martial arts master, he gave up.

"It's still not right, stupid!"

Correcting it several times had no effect, Xu Jun couldn't stand it anymore, jumped out, grabbed Chen Sanlang's left hand, fiddled with his three fingers very seriously, and said in his mouth: "You should be like this, the middle finger is the longest, and you should bend it slightly when you point out, and the ring finger is the most clumsy, so you have to be stronger......"

The two were very close, Chen Sanlang suddenly smelled an inexplicable fragrance, very comfortable, and in an instant, he felt a great appetite and wanted to bite something......

It's close at hand, and that coquettish face looks like it's very tasty.

"What are you guys doing!"

Suddenly there was a shout behind him.

Xu Jun was startled and quickly shook his hand.

Chen Shusheng, who was thinking about what was wrong, was moved by a skillful force, and his body turned around several times like a spinning top, and when he stopped, he was dizzy and the sky was full of stars.

"Dad, why are you back?"

Xu Jun lowered his head, looking like a child who had done something wrong.

Xu Nianniang carried a pot of wine, walked over lazily, looked at the puppet, and shook her head: "Nonsense." ”

Chen Sanlang thought that the pavilion owner was reproaching them for leaning together too affectionately just now, and hurriedly said: "Pavilion Master Xu, you misunderstood, there is innocence between me and Miss Xu Jun." ”

When Xu Jun heard this, his eyes widened: What kind of bullshit is this nerd talking about?

Xu Nianniang didn't pay attention to it, poured a sip of wine into her mouth, and muttered: "But it doesn't matter, I can't learn ...... anyway" said, turned around directly, and returned to the room.

Chen Sanlang was at a loss and didn't know what to say.

Xu Jun glared at him: "What did you just say?"

"I didn't say anything!"

Xu Jun took a step forward, imposing: "Just what you said to my father." ”

Chen Sanlang said "oh": "I said that we are innocent, I am afraid that the owner of the Xu Pavilion will misunderstand." ”

"Damn fellow, you said the wrong thing, you know?"

Chen Sanlang was stunned and touched his head: "Where did I say something wrong? We were innocent and didn't do anything." Although you grabbed my hand, and my body was next to yours, this skin-to-skin kiss, for those who study martial arts, I won't mind......"

"I'm. ”

Xu Jun stretched out a finger sharply and pointed at a position between the collarbones under Chen Sanlang's throat.

"Ugh!"

Chen Sanlang opened his mouth wide, and suddenly found that he couldn't speak, that feeling was extremely weird, funny, and a little absurd.

Xu Jun clapped his hands, as if he had a sullen breath: "I ordered your dumb hole, but don't worry, it will be automatically untied in a quarter of an hour, and you can go home now." ”

The rain was still falling, and Chen Sanlang, who was walking home with a broken umbrella, looked sad: he humbly learned martial arts, paid the price of a superb love poem, and finally came into contact with the category of advanced martial arts.

The feeling of not being able to speak is terrible.

"Did I say the wrong thing? Where did I say the wrong thing? Could it be that you want to say that we are not innocent? If you want, then you can say it directly, although I actually want to, but if you don't say it, how do you know that you want to ...... too?"

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