I don't know when I started to meet him in my dreams again, is there really a reincarnation theory?

I once asked Sun Monkey, "You have been a Buddha for 500 years, are you lonely?"

Who knows, the monkey actually replied, "I'm lonely with your mother?"

I replied with a smile, "You are a fighting Buddha, don't be so irritable, besides, I'm a pig, it's useless for you to be lonely and my mother, this is not common sense, let alone reproductive isolation." Hahahaha......"

"Your uncle, dead monkey"

The monkey actually picked up a peach and stuffed it into my mouth.

Who would have thought that the invincible Monkey King would begin to read the scriptures by heart since he took the scriptures...... He reads

Everything is impermanent, and everything is suffering.

There is no self in the law, and silence is joy.

All appearances are vain.

If you see things that are not like each other, you will see them as they are.

I sighed, looked up at Sun Monkey, who already had a slight Buddha statue, and said, "Sun Monkey, how long has it been since you took out your golden hoop stick?"

I saw that the monkey turned around and sat at the entrance of the cave of the water curtain in Huaguo Mountain, like a Buddha statue, and kept silent.

I know in my heart that the monkey is not lonely, because he has this mountain full of monkeys and monkeys to accompany him, and he is lonely.

I'm lonely, but I don't have the pigs of the world to accompany me.

Oops, no......

Phew, Phew, Phew.

But don't, I don't want a herd of pigs with me.

It has been 500 years since the journey to the west, and in the face of my nine-tooth nail rake, I can still remember the sunset on the day when the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty ended.

Da Lei Yin Temple, resplendent and splendid, standing on the ground to become a Buddha, there is no cure.

Hopelessly boring, if I knew that becoming a Buddha was so boring, I wouldn't have become a Buddha if I was killed.

But now!

This boredom has been going on for five hundred years, and I don't know how long it will last.

It's really a pig's life.

It stands to reason that my old pig shouldn't think so.

Who knew that Lao Sha, who had no brains, actually innocently asked me, "Second Senior Brother, now that the world is peaceful and the world is studying Buddhism, what are you not satisfied with?"

Speaking of which, I didn't say a word, just threw a nail rake on his head, thinking, "This eternal peace, what's so good, you fool." ”

Eternal peace, hehe......

People have no human form, and demons have no demon nature......

Look at these goblins now, either they come out to catch people and eat people who are terrified, or they are incorporated into the supernumerary personnel by the second master of the heavenly realm and the fathers of the western heavens, and they are really not good to be an eyeliner in the demon world, you are all bored.

"There's a chat! Second Senior Brother. ”

"You, get out! as far as you go, how far away. I don't know you. Go away. ”

"Okay, Second Senior Brother. ”

Seeing that Lao Sha really planned to turn around and leave, I hurriedly shouted, "Stop, I specially told you to leave, and you really left." ”

"I don't know, what else is the matter with the second senior brother?"

"Uh, hey!" I sighed deeply, and didn't say anything, and didn't want to say anything.

"A few of us, call that stupid donkey, have time to eat together, and tell the story of learning scriptures back then!"

Suddenly remembered that Erlang God once said, "Old pig, you are just too idle, look at the monkey and Lao Sha, if you really can't do it, you can come and help me take care of these little demons." ”

"Fuck you, how far is it, how far is it!Don't you see my brother admiring the moon?" "This damn thing, you actually want to accept me as a little brother, your uncle, if it weren't for the face of the dead monkey, my brother and I wouldn't be too lazy to take care of you."

Raising his head and looking at the bright moon in front of him, the clear light was scattered, and the cold light was long, like a bead wrapped around a marshmallow.

"Ai, I said, old pig, don't look at it, it's useless how many eyes you look at. I watched Erlang God actually educate me seriously, what can I do, I can only roll my eyes and agree, who would have thought that he would continue.

"Besides, Lao Zhu, you are the messenger of the pure altar of Buddhism, not the former Marshal of Tianpeng. You have to become a Buddha on the ground, don't think about these children's affections. ”

"Your uncle, can you shut up, chattering, chattering is more annoying than that Tang Doudou, besides, my old pig just looks at the moonlight, and you also make a big sense?"

Oops, I was silent, this old thing is quite face-saving, there is no way to see his dead appearance, my old pig can only swallow saliva, his eyes narrowed, and the corners of his mouth smiled slightly at Erlang God and said, "Ai, second child, you said that even if we are alive and saved, if we can't get what we want, what is the point?"

"Can you not call Lao Tzu, second child, just call the monkey once, why don't you call it too, find out if it's right?" Erlang God looked furious and said through gritted teeth.

"What's the matter, if the dead monkey can scream, I can't scream, what, isn't our relationship good?"

Erlang God thought to himself, when did this old pig become so eloquent and responsive, it seems that there are still benefits to becoming a Buddha, at least not only eating, hey.

Thinking of this, the inexplicable eyes of heaven actually closed, "Old pig, read the Dharma well!"

"I've read it tens of thousands of times, haven't I read enough Dharma over the past few hundred years?"

Looking at the moon in front of me, I thought to myself......

But why can't the Dharma in the world bring down the fire in my heart?

Only the moon can save me all my eternity?

It's not that I haven't thought about it, put on the armor of the year, take my nine-toothed nail rake, and like the monkey, go to meet the gods and Buddhas for a while, and then go to the Guanghan Palace, fold an osmanthus flower and give it to the beauty in my heart.

Even if I die now, I don't have a pity to die!

However, in this matter, the monkey is indeed my idol.

But now that even idols have become Buddhas in everyone's mouths, what kind of fighting spirit do you say you talk to me about?

Amusing......!

I can't say like before, "Senior brother, let's go to the Heavenly Palace, break through the South Heavenly Gate, and take a look at the Lingxiao Treasure Palace." Kill him seven in and seven out, okay. ”

Now that I think about it, the monkey must have said, "The Dharma is boundless, idiot, you still practice quietly." ”

"I'll fix you a big-headed ghost. ”

Some people are born Buddhas, while others are born destined to be mortals.

It's ridiculous, even if I've been practicing for 10 million years, I'm still a mortal pig.

What is the difference between you forcing me to be a pig to be a Buddha and the reproductive isolation between you and my mother?

But right......

These Three Realms and Six Realms......

Ideas are ideas, and reality is reality.

Let the Buddha's return to the Buddha, and the Jade Emperor's to the Jade Emperor.

It's just so boring...... Haha, haha.

Think about it, if I really go to Nantianmen and make a big fuss, I think I may be taken down by the two goods next to me for the first time, and I am not Sun Wukong, the difference between monkeys and pigs is greater than the difference between people.

I won't change seventy-two, and the nine-tooth nail rake can't compare to the Dinghaishen needle, and the monkey's mana is all over the sky, what can I do?

That Sun Monkey could make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, and I might only be able to kneel at the South Heavenly Gate!

This heavenly court and the western sky, the monsters and the human world, are like just the right precision gears, and the world is running perfectly without any disobedience, and it seems that everyone is not bored.

If you are not bored, the Jade Emperor is not boring, now it's okay, even the Monkey King who made a lot of trouble in the sky is not boring.

You say that your mana is all over the sky, and one person can be a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, but isn't it like an ordinary person, chanting scriptures?

Boring or not?

It's boring.

The world is just boring.