Past and Present Lives - Chapter 2
"Ai, the old pig doesn't seem to be at peace in the demon world recently!"
This kid likes to interrupt when he brags, and he is really bored, "Now in this demon world, there is no big movement! All of them are very honest, do you think that even if he is the Bull Demon King, he still obediently treats Guanyin Bodhisattva as a little brother? You talk about other little goblins, what else is there to mess with, it is really not as good as a year. ”
I heard that the old pig actually said that the son of the Bull Demon King, the red boy, was so pitiful, and he was a little pitiful to the red child, thinking that the child was also the master who was not afraid of heaven and earth, but it was a pity that he met the dead monkey, "Hmph, don't say it, this time this big demon seems to have some ability!"
"Huh, huh?"
"I heard that this demon disaster is chaotic in the world, and the Jade Emperor sent many heavenly soldiers and generals to go down to capture them, but none of them survived, they were all eaten, and none of them came back. ”
I was shocked, it seems that this goblin has some ability! But I thought about it again, what is this talking about, back then, you Heavenly Court 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, plus a group of immortals, didn't you fail to stop that monkey?
However, I didn't dare to say this, for fear that Erlang God would let the dog bite me.
"This time, I'm afraid it's not that simple. ”
Looking at Erlang Shen's solemn expression, I knew that he was not joking, it seems that this demon has a great background, "Since this demon is so ferocious, why didn't the Jade Emperor send you to take it down, but let those heavenly soldiers and generals go to death in vain." ”
"Oh, I don't know......!
"What?" Seeing Erlang God shaking his head, and continuing to look at the moon that was far away and close in front of me, I felt very puzzled, what happened to this kid today, he spoke in a weird way.
"In a few days, the Jade Emperor will issue an order for me to collect demons. Hey, old pig, if I can come back alive, call the monkey and Lao Sha to drink together. ”
"Haha, isn't this nonsense? You're a dignified god of war in the heavenly realm. ”
"Old pig, I feel in the dark that I may not be able to return this time. ”
"Haha, haha, second brother, when you get to the Netherworld, remember to help me greet Lord Yama and the other ten halls of Yama, and see if their bodies are still tough. ”
"Old pig, if the world changes, you will go to the Guanghan Palace, if not, you will go to your grandson monkey, I think only he can understand. ”
"Remember to go to Guanghan Palace first. ”
"What the hell are you talking about, loud ......"?
Looking at Erlang God's wave of his hands, the battle robe was driving, and the three-pointed two-edged spear was in front of him.
I was still unaware of the farther and farther figure, and I didn't hear the words he left when he left!
Then, he has already flown away!
You know, I don't know what this kid was talking about when he left, I think it was probably to pretend!
This kid just likes to pretend to be forced.
If you think about it, he was born different from others, he has to have three eyes, and his weapons are nondescript, what is a three-pointed two-edged gun, and he also has a husky, called a howling dog, which is very strange.
However, although this kid is quite arrogant, but hundreds of years after this experience, in addition to the monkey, he is still willing to chat with me.
At the time, the premise was that he couldn't call me by my real name... Pig is strong.
Think about it, I'm an indecent pig, and an abnormal god, and I can still chat seriously, it's quite fun.
Can......
Not long after, when I went to look for Sun Monkey, he actually told me that Yang Jian was dead, how could it be.
"Dead monkey, what are you talking about, are you kidding! That kid is the god of war in the heavenly court!" and I just thought that the monkey was joking as I always did, and I couldn't believe it.
But after a while, the monkey who was as calm as water spoke again, "Listen, I said that Erlang God Yang Jian is dead." ”
"Brother Monkey, what are you teasing me, weren't you just put on a show by him back then, and besides, this kid has strong mana, just go down to catch a demon, how could he die so easily, I don't believe it. "Looking at Sun Monkey's serious appearance, I know it's true, but I still can't believe it!
"Bajie, this demon is extraordinary. ”
"Fuck you, I don't believe it. I turned my head to look at the monkey, and the monkey looked at the water curtain cave in front of me, and it was pouring rain outside the cave.
"I don't believe it, I don't believe that this three-eyed kid just disappeared like this, didn't we fart and drink together the other day? ”
"Bajie, there are some things that we can't control, you can go! Don't bother me!"
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
"Sun Monkey, you...... I can't imagine that after you become a Buddha, you will be so bold. Haha......!"
"Hmph, I don't believe the dead monkey, I'll go to heaven to see if what you said is true or false. After saying that, I directly turned into a golden light and rushed to the sky, without even driving the clouds.
"Hey, why are you so hard, can you still fight this ......!" Wukong said, shaking his head, watching the back of the old pig leaving, but there was nothing he could do.
"Who can fight it, ridiculous, pitiful, pity!"
"Remember, the South China Sea, Putuo Mountain, Purple Bamboo Forest, Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”
I don't know if I heard this sentence or not, but after speaking, Sun Monkey slowly closed his eyes, looking like a Buddha from a distance.
Nantianmen, there is no one to guard it.
"What about people? How come there is no one in the dignified Heavenly Court. The old pig thought to himself that this Nantianmen is usually guarded by at least a dozen small soldiers, not to mention that there are also the two generals of Huh, clairvoyance and ears are suppressed here, why, it is so strange today.
At this time in Bajie's heart, he muttered more and more.
Lingxiao Treasure Palace, looking at everyone's solemn faces, all of them were struggling, trembling, I already knew that the dead monkey did not lie to me.
"Jade Emperor, why don't you send the gods and the immortal family to the lower realm to get rid of that demon together. ”
"This demon mana is all over the sky, and it is very vicious, and generally the little fairy is just sent to death in vain, so this matter should be considered in the long run, and it must not be reckless. ”
"Yes"
"yes!"
"It's about the long term. ”
Looking at the Jade Emperor's dignified appearance and the appearance of the immortals cowering, I sneered, "Don't you even take revenge on your nephew?"
"Pure altar envoy, this is our heavenly court's business, you Xitian don't ask about it, as for the matter of Erlang God, our heavenly court will find that demon to take revenge, please go back!"
"Haha, haha. ”
"You villains, don't you think you were very powerful when you caught monkeys back then? Why are you now that Erlang God is dead, why don't you hurry up and order 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to go down and capture that monster?" I looked at everyone angrily and said!
Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor said impatiently, "You pig-headed, brave and unscrupulous, but you like to play tricks, you have the ability, why didn't you capture that monster in the lower realm and avenge the Erlang God." ”
"Okay, good, good, my old pig finally understands today, you immortals know how to think in the long run, this is afraid of death, that is afraid of injury, I will let you see what is special righteousness today. ”
I raked a nine-toothed nail, my heart was awe-inspiring, but I was angry, and walked straight out, Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and my heart was horizontal, "Yang Jian, my old pig will avenge you", and flew away from Nantianmen.
At this moment,
I'm not a pig who takes the Western Scripture,
nor is it a messenger of the pure altar of the western heavens,
Now it is the marshal of Tianhe.