Chapter 2 Wuling Scattered Immortals
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Practicing is risky, and apprentices need to be cautious.
Sanxian is a fart, even if he apprentices, he has to worship in the famous sects, the Dharma must practice wealthily, the sages said, this poor man can't even get a good clothes, follow him to drink the northwest wind.
Countless little demons lined up in a line and flashed through Cen Qing's heart.
The scene was silent for a while, a little embarrassing.
"Oh, that...... I had just transformed and had nothing to do, so I walked around the mountains casually, and you suddenly talked about accepting apprentices, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet......"
"Sure enough, it didn't work. ”
Cen Qing's snort and Li Zangfeng's sigh sounded in unison, and then Li Zangfeng's self-deprecation: "Last night, on a whim, I remembered my old friend Xuanyangzi's tragedy, so I came here, I thought it would fall on you, but I was abrupt." ”
Li Zangfeng picked up the broadsword and stood up, patted his ass without any image, and returned to his lazy appearance with a face full of lovelessness.
When Cen Qing heard him mention that he was Xuanyangzi's friend, his heart moved, and he blinked his eyes and asked tentatively, "Can I ask who has the highest skill between you and that Xuanyangzi?"
"Xuanyangzi has just passed the Jindan Tribulation, and I have manifested as a baby a hundred years ago, so naturally I am taller. As if he had seen through Cen Qing's thoughts, the corners of Li Zangfeng's mouth were slightly raised.
If you didn't brag, the one in front of you was actually the ancestor of the Yuanying, Cen Qing suddenly regretted his hesitation just now: "Oh, the masters, seniors ......"
"As I said, you and I don't have a mentor-apprentice relationship. Li Zangfeng waved his hand, and then frowned again, "You just transformed into a form, where did you learn your lazy temperament? Even if my generation of cultivators and soldiers are relieved, it is the Turtle Zang Spiritual Wisdom that starts from a baby, could it be that you are ...... Demons?"
Cen Qing was startled, and hurriedly put on a smile: "How can I be, I'm a lazy snake, lazy snake, hahaha." ”
"Perhaps, although you and I have no master-apprentice relationship, but we also have a friendship, I will give you a name, based on your temperament, it will be called Lan ......"
"Ah, no thanks. Cen Qing was startled again, "I have already given myself a name, called Cen Qing." ”
Li Zangfeng looked at Cen Qing, who refused again and again, with a playful tone: "If I tell you that as long as you give you the name I gave you, there is a good chance that the monks in this world will not embarrass you, what do you think?"
"That'...... That can't be changed. Cen Qing is angry and funny, this ancestor slaps a candy, a slap and a candy, it is obviously funny.
However, Li Zangfeng obviously hadn't played enough, he scratched his ears and cheeks left and right, and said with a look of embarrassment: "Oh, I have never manifested in front of people, what should I give you to break this dusty relationship?"
"If you don't tease me, just take me down the mountain and lend me a piece of clothing. Cen Qing felt that with only his own feet, he didn't know how long it would take to get out of this mountain, he looked down at the vines and snake skins wrapped around his body, and then looked at Li Zangfeng's savage costume, and muttered in a low voice, "But if it's difficult, forget it......"
"You lazy snake is really lazy, clothes, hmph, you can't use it. Li Zangfeng snorted, Cen Qing only felt a chill on his body, and the snake skin wrapped around his body had already reached Li Zangfeng's hand, "What clothes in this world can be better than your original molt?"
As he spoke, the infant ancestor grabbed a handful of Cen Qing's void, and then pressed it on the snake skin, and the snake skin suddenly turned into a gorgeous set of neon clothes, he flicked his fingers again, Cen Qing only felt dazzled, the whole set of neon clothes was already on his body, and the vines that were originally wrapped around his chest and thighs fell to the ground at some point.
Cen Qing immediately felt that he had become a starry eye, this trick was simply handsome to take off his clothes ten steps away, it was simply a spell that men in the world dreamed of, and he wiped a handful of drool: "Can this spell teach me?"
"Yes, but only take off your own clothes. Li Zangfeng is already an old man, how can he not see Cen Qing's dirty thoughts, but he is also a big headache, this lazy snake is a demon, but his words and actions are no different from those of people, he looks like a girl, but his mind is ...... Forget it, don't mention it.
Cen Qing's obscene thoughts were seen through, and he didn't feel ashamed at all, but was a little disappointed: "Then can you turn my clothes into men's clothes? This is too fancy, it looks awkward." ”
Li Zangfeng had already guessed his thoughts between his words and expressions, shook his head helplessly, and volleyed a little more, and punched a string of magic tricks into Cen Qing's sea of knowledge: "This is the phantom clothes trick, more Luo clothes and clean clothes mantras, there is your origin breath on the clothes, and you can change at will." ”
Hey, Cen Qing was stunned, only to feel that there were three more formulas in his mind, the words were obscure and unrecognizable, but the words could be recited. Thinking back to the clothes of his previous life, he silently recited the first incantation, only to see a burst of mist, and his neon dress turned into structured formal leather shoes.
"Huh?" Li Zangfeng, who had been paying attention to Cen Qing, was stunned for a moment, and then was attracted by the scene in front of him.
I saw that Cen Qing became more and more familiar with the mantra, and he had fun for a while, so countless strange clothes appeared in front of Li Zangfeng, T-shirts, slacks, vests, beach pants, slippers, windbreakers, sunglasses, tuxedo, tunics, Tang costumes...... It wasn't until the end when Cen Qing's head was off the line and he started playing cosplay that the dazzled Li Zangfeng shouted: "Stop!"
Cen Qing looked up in amazement, and then swallowed his saliva in fright by the situation in front of him, only to see Li Zangfeng on the opposite side wearing a yellow straw hat, big slippers under his feet, a broadsword on his back, a long black cloak, and a white shirt on his upper body that was only half buttoned, revealing a dark and strong chest, and his lower body was loose lilac cropped pants, and several bowl-sized embroidered peonies on the pants exuded endless commotion...... Shanks in One Piece?
The two-dimensional to the three-dimensional ruined the painting style, Cen Qing just wanted to quickly find a basin of water to wash his eyes.
"The style of this dress...... It's weird......" I also felt a little embarrassed about plagiarism, Li Zangfeng coughed dryly to hide his embarrassment, "But I think this outfit fits me very well, of course, I won't take advantage of you in vain, I'll give you a self-defense sword talisman after I go down the mountain." ”
- Uncle, I beg you to take advantage of me quickly, the more the better.
The more generous Li Zangfeng was, the more Cen Qing regretted it.
It's a pity that this Yuanying uncle didn't pay attention to the wail in Cen Qing's heart at all, and after saying this, he didn't see how he moved, but the broadsword popped out and flew to the soles of Cen Qing's feet, setting up Cen Qing, who was screaming in fright, and flew down the mountain.
Countless mountains flashed from under his feet, and he flew out for hundreds of miles before Cen Qing's mood calmed down. Looking back at Li Zangfeng, who was strolling leisurely behind him, Cen Qing couldn't help but shake his head again.
It's really not forced.
Xuanyangzi, the friend of this ancestor of the Yuanying Ancestor, although his cultivation is not very high, but he is chanting poetry, full of lightning and making a brilliant sky, and he is full of force as soon as he looks at it. And this one, no matter how you get it, is a turtle, and you float behind it with your hands behind your back, are you always flying a kite or a kite or a kite.
It's a pity that this Shanks Li couldn't hear the lazy snake's belly, he pinched his fingers in contemplation as he flew, occasionally turned his gaze to Cen Qing, and immediately turned to the side again.
After night fell completely, Cen Qing and Li Zangfeng landed next to a small thatched hut under the hills, which was located alone by the stream, surrounded by a bamboo fence into a small courtyard, behind which a few rows of vegetables were planted, almost swallowed by crazy weeds, and the courtyard had not been cleaned for a long time, and the fallen leaves were piled up and the grass was luxuriant.
"This house, my old home, has not been back for many years. Li Zangfeng smiled, and suddenly scolded, "Net!"
After a while, the smoke and dust dissipated, and I saw that there was no trace of weeds and dead leaves in the small courtyard, and the loess from somewhere smoothed the original potholes.
"It's just a superficial Five Ghost Handling Technique, this spell can also be cast by ordinary Jianghu warlocks, if you want to learn it, I can teach you. Sensing Cen Qing's eyes of admiration and envy, Li Zangfeng smiled, "You live here temporarily tonight, five miles east of this place is the Dongting Lake ferry, as for tomorrow you go east to Baling or go north along the river." ”
This favor is overdone.
Even if he had just been reborn, Cen Qing instinctively sensed that something was not right, this was beyond the boundaries of strangers, and even many acquaintances could not be so selfless, just because there was no harvest apprentice, so they would compensate for it? Lie to the ghosts! There has never been love without a reason in this world.
Could it be the stalk of Miaoyi Zhenren and Qi Jin Cicada?
Therefore, Cen Qing put up a pure face and asked innocently: "Senior, were we relatives in the previous life, or was I once your unenlightened son?"
"Hmm, why not the last life?"
"Uh......" Cen Qingxin said in his heart, I didn't tell me that it was crossed, and I remember it clearly in my previous life, "You are old and here, you have cultivated for a hundred years, even if I am your son, I can only be in the previous life, or in the previous life." ”
"No, I, Li Zangfeng, have devoted myself to cultivation and have never married, where will I have a son. You think too much, why I am like this, you will know in the future. ”
It turned out to be an old virgin, and it made me ...... in the future Cen Qing, who was opening his mind, suddenly shivered, and felt that he couldn't continue to think about it, the situation was simply too dirty and terrible.
How could Li Zangfeng guess Cen Qing's dirty thoughts, he looked at the other party inexplicably, then took out a piece of straw paper, drew it a few times, folded it and handed it to him: "This is my self-defense sword talisman, I can protect you from death once when I travel in the world in the future." ”
Then he admonished: "Although this sword talisman can save lives, it is not used at will, if you meet a senior monk who slays demons and destroys demons, take out this sword talisman and mention my name, naturally no one will be embarrassed with you." ”
"This is the trick of the Five Ghosts Carrying Technique and the collection of the Five Ghosts' spirit bracelets, with your spiritual power, you can just summon them. These are five ghost servants...... Fu Lu Shou is happy with wealth, you will take Cen as your surname in the future and serve this green snake girl. ”
Li Zangfeng put the trick of the Five Ghost Handling Technique into Cen Qing's mind with one finger, and summoned the five ghost servants who had just cleaned the yard, only to see that in the white mist, the five little ghosts dressed as domestic servants smiled and saluted Cen Qing.
"Cen Fu, Cen Lu and Cen Shou, Cen Xi, Cen Cai, meet the young girl. ”
The Five Ghost Handling Technique, Qing Girl, Cen Fu, Bai Fu, and Cen Qing took the casual straw paper sword talisman and spirit bracelet, and suddenly heard these names, and suddenly 10,000 alpacas roared past him.
Yes?
Yes?
Boom?
How can this picture be so familiar?