Walking the rivers and lakes, wearing scholarly clothes or chivalrous clothes? This is a question. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Young girl, no matter how you dress, you are the same, even if the villain is blind, you can sniff out that you are a daughter. The little imp holding a half-human-high bronze mirror in both hands grinned with a mouthful of rotten teeth.

Blind, this is Cen Lu.

I don't know where Li Zangfeng found these five missing treasures, Cen Fu is a hunchback, but he has the strongest ability and can walk in the sun; Cen Lu is a blind man with special ears and nose; Cen Shou is a deaf and dumb ghost, but his eyesight is so good that it is a mess; Cen Xi and Cen Cai are twin brothers, a little dumbfounded, but no matter how far away they are, they have telepathy.

However, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that these five living treasures reminded Cen Qing of a TV series he watched in his previous life.

Which green girl?

That Xiaoqing, who doesn't want to be free, has to be a servant girl for others?

Cen Qing had another cold war, a virgin heart, a wreck, and a villain...... No matter which of these three of these is, Cen Qing doesn't want to get close to them, these guys are involved in various causes and effects in their past and present lives, and if they get involved, they will be in trouble.

Therefore, go to the white snake of others, go to Xu Xian of others, go to Fahai of others, cherish life, and stay away from Hangzhou.

Cen Qing made up his mind, moved his throat muscles into a deep male voice, and slapped the folding fan in his hand: "From today on, all of you will change your name to me Qing Gongzi." ”

If this world is really the Great Song Dynasty, it is the paradise of literati and scholars, they are pretty, and they have money, they go north by boat, and then with the poems in their memory, how can they not hook up with a few beautiful girls.

Speaking of money, this Li Zangfeng is also a sullen slut, I don't know what year and month he buried an urn of red sand gold under the bed, and he didn't say a word when he left, so Cen Lu reminded him, otherwise Cen Qing would feel sad for the urn of gold.

Money is only called money when it is spent, and jewelry is called jewelry only when it is worn, isn't it?

The spirit bracelet is also a treasure, and it is also a space treasure, which can hold five ghosts, and it can also hold an urn of red sand gold. Cen Qing found that he had completely lost his eyes before, what "a single sword is enough, and the rest are all foreign objects", it was all fart, this primitive old monster's savage-like shape was the real pretend, and it was a big one. He swore again that if he embarked on the road of killing people and seizing treasures in the future, he would be able to follow the robbery when he saw the sword cultivator.

Although Cen Lu's nose is sensitive, his eyes are blind after all, and Cen Qing's makeup technique that has surpassed this era for thousands of years has already stunned the other four ghosts. Even Cen Fu, who has been a ghost for the longest time and is the most stable, has an urge to step forward and take a closer look: "Young Master Qing, is this the disguise technique in the legend of the rivers and lakes?"

Cen Qing raised his thick eyebrows: "It's rare and weird, and I will have the opportunity to let you see this son's plastic surgery in the future." ”

After dawn, the other four ghosts hid in the spirit bracelet, and the rest of Cen Fu served in front of him, Cen Qing crossed the vast Dongting Lake by boat from the ferry for half a day, but when he finally paid the bill, he was startled by the boatman, put it in his mouth and bit it to verify the authenticity, and then held the soybean-sized red sand gold in his hand both surprised and happy, the ordinary young master took a boat to reward, and the most generous was only a few dollars of broken silver, and the handsome boy in front of him looked inconspicuous, but he didn't expect to shoot the red gold that he would never see in his life.

Seeing the expression of the boatman, Cen Qing realized that he was a little too arrogant, just a boatman, can he afford to tip a few thousand yuan?

However, this feeling of spending a lot of money is really cool. So much so that after he exchanged a few grains of golden gold into dozens of taels of silver and two strings of copper coins in the Yueyang City Money Village, he was still immersed in the feeling that he had suddenly become a local tyrant for a long time.

The copper coins are heavy, all of them are written in thin gold font with Shaoxing Tongbao's "fold ten" big money, and it is these copper coins that make Cen Qing hear that it is now the thirty-second year of Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty.

"Don't copy the poems by mistake, you still have to save some money. Cen Qing shook the money bag in his hand, muttered insincerely, wanted to put on a straight face and pretend to be serious, but still couldn't help but smile, laughing so inexplicably that the master only went to the money village once, how could it be like suffering from madness.

How can this old ghost understand that a person who has never had less than five figures in the bank suddenly has hundreds of millions of happiness.

"Lao Fu, you said that if this son buys this half of Yueyang City, I don't know what to do?"

"It's not a good young man, if you want to buy half of Yueyang City, your little money is far from enough. "Cen Fu is loyal and capable, but he is a little bad, he always tells the truth without interest, far from Cen Lu's clever and sycophant, "And didn't you find that the rope of the money bag has been cut?"

"Who, which one stole the money of this son!" Cen Qing looked at the only half of the rope left on his wrist and was furious, this feeling was like just getting his first salary in his previous life to buy a new mobile phone and not playing with it but it was lost on the bus, it was simply painful and restless.

At the critical time, the old ghost was still capable, I saw his body twist, shook a few feet away, and with one hand, he took out a yellow sick and thin child from the crowd, raised it to the top of his head and shook it upside down twice, and a money bag fell out of the child's arms, Cen Fu gently caught it with his other hand, and handed it to Cen Qing, who walked over quickly.

"Emma, Oh Sen, Asi!" Cen Qing said incoherently, seeing Cen Fu put the thief on the ground, he slapped the kid on the head, "If you don't learn well at a young age, you steal things." ”

The child struggled hard, where could he resist the power of the hundred-year-old ghost, seeing that he couldn't get away, he immediately rubbed his hands towards his eyes, and cried loudly, crying heartbreakingly, crying pear blossoms with rain, crying so much that his liver and intestines were broken, and crying made people feel sympathy. It's a pity that he met Cen Qing, a person who has long been poisoned by countless fake cries and turned into a hard-hearted person.

"Ahh

When had this kid ever met such an unforgiving sufferer since stealing something, he was completely blinded by the four or five slaps, and wisely found that the louder the slap, the harder the slap, and the quieter the sound, so he immediately stopped crying with interest.

"Well, that's right. Come, laugh, my brother will give you a penny to buy candy to eat. Cen Qing vented his anger, pulled one off the money string and shook it in front of his eyes.

The child looked at Cen Qing in fear, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing: "That's Shiwen." ”

Cen Qing was playing with the bear children here, but some people on the side of the road couldn't get used to it, so they saw a scholar in a long shirt walking out and saying to Cen Qing: "I see your clothes, and you are also a person who reads sage books, why are you acting so violently?"

The kid just took the copper coin handed over by Cen Qing, and when he saw that someone was on an uneven road, he wanted to pout and pretend to cry again, Cen Qing suddenly turned his face to a tiger: "Cry? If you cry again, I'll whip you!"

Turning his face, Cen Qing glared at the scholar and said, "Who are you?"

"I am a protégé of Confucius and Mencius, a man in white clothes, and when I see you committing violence against a small child on the street, I will speak up. The scholar craned his neck and looked upright.

"Hmm, did you only see me beat him, did you see him steal my money?"

"He is a small child, even if he steals for a while, it is understandable, maybe his family is poor, maybe his relatives are sick and urgently need money, and even if he misbehaves, he has his own parents and teachers to teach, just look at his young age, you should not be so investigated. The scholar held his head high and talked eloquently.

"Hehe......" Cen Qing hugged his arms and squinted at the scholar and said, "Then I deserve to let him steal, I won't be poor, and I won't be sick?"

"You are a strong word, I see that you have hands and feet, and you are accompanied by domestic servants, where is you poor, where is there disease?"

"Ahh Cen Qing was furious, "Believe it or not, if you say more, I'll slap him more." ”

"If you dare to hit him more, I'll report to the official. The scholar said that he was foaming at the mouth, "You are still a person who reads the books of sages, and you actually speak foul language, which is really insulting to my Confucian and Mencian style." ”

This is the so-called scolding without swearing, but Cen Qing doesn't care about Confucius and Mencius at all, seeing that the scholar's excuse is like Lin to turn into Rufeng, he is not angry, he smiled and said: "If my Great Song Dynasty is all a scholar like you, it is really not surprising that he was destroyed by the Jin Kingdom." ”

He just imitated the scholar and turned in, but he didn't know that the battle between Song and Jin had been the deepest scar in the hearts of these literati over the years, and when the scholar heard this, he suddenly had red ears and red eyes, and looked at Cen Qing like an enemy who killed his father and mother, rolled up his cuffs and was about to pounce: "You actually ...... If you don't say that you are ugly, I won't be able to spare you even if I am splashed with blood today. ”

Cen Qing was taken aback by the appearance of fire in his nostrils, he didn't expect this guy to be so patriotic, and his reaction was so excited, after signaling Cen Fu to let go of the little guy who stole money, he turned to the scholar and took a deep breath and said: "With your theory, I shouldn't pursue this child, he is young and I am old, and it is for 'benevolence' not to pursue it, right?"

Hearing Cen Qing suddenly mention the Confucian "benevolence", the scholar no longer looked like a cannibal, but still glared at Cen Qing angrily: "Yes, but what does this have to do with the northern affairs?"

"The Jin people started from outside the Guan, and the barren and bitter cold outside the Guan, just like the child you said; I was the founder of the Great Song Dynasty and occupied the south of the Central Plains and the Yangtze River, rich and comfortable, just like me in your eyes; in terms of your 'benevolence', didn't my Great Song Dynasty deserve to be plundered and occupied by the Jin people?"

"You, you are a sophistry. The scholar didn't know that Cen Qing was secretly changing concepts, but after all, he had read the sage books for many years, how could he be easily fooled by the other party, "The affairs of the two countries often involve tens of thousands of people, how can they be compared with the affairs of children." ”

"Yes, I'm not this kid's father, why should I get used to him?" Cen Qing smiled brightly, and without waiting for the scholar to come back to his senses, he quickened his speech and said, "Youyun: The ancients want to rule the country first when they want to be clear and virtuous in the world, and those who want to rule their country first gather their families, those who want to cultivate their bodies first cultivate their bodies, and those who want to cultivate their bodies first correct their hearts, how can they be righteous if their hearts are not right, how can they be united when their bodies are not right, and finally why are they enlightened in the world? This child is a thief, the Jin country is a big evil, every thief will be beaten, and if I see evil, I will be punished, if my Song Dynasty military and people everyone has the heart of evil, why not worry about not smashing Huanglong and recovering the Central Plains. ”

The scholar was dumbfounded, he had already been bombarded by Cen Qing's cannon-like words, and intellectually told him that Cen Qing was talking nonsense, but it was difficult for Cen Qing to find fault with the words by quoting scriptures, in fact, he didn't hear what Cen Qing was talking about at all, he only knew that he was scolding Jin Guo, and when he heard the last sentence "Directly smash Huanglong to recover the Central Plains", his anger dissipated, and he apologized to Cen Qing: "It turns out that Brother Tai also has a sense of resistance to Jin, and Shicai is offended." ”

"It doesn't matter, Yue Shaobao's 'go straight to the Huanglong Mansion and drink with all the gentlemen' is also extremely desirable in the future. Cen Qing arched his hand at him, watching this scholar leave proudly, and glanced at Cen Fu with a stunned face, inexplicably reassuring himself as if he was a ghost, and couldn't help laughing, "I'm also good at it." ”