When the king heard this, he was overjoyed and could not help but exclaim, "Yes, yes, yes, God fingers! Indeed, this disease is true!

The eunuch next to him was pleasantly surprised and came out to explain the situation to the ministers. The ministers were also pleased.

Sun Wukong came out of it, and Tang Seng saw that he came to him and asked him how he was.

Sun Wukong said: "I have diagnosed the pulse, and I am about to make a symptomatic medicine." ”

The ministers also gathered around and asked, "Elder Divine Monk, what is the disease of the two birds?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "There are two birds, male and female, originally flying together, but suddenly they were scattered by the storm, the female can't see the male, the male can't see the female, the female wants the male, and the male also wants the female: isn't this the loss of the two birds?"

"Divine monk, what a divine doctor!" the ministers suddenly realized and cheered in unison.

A physician came out of it and came over to ask Sun Wukong and said: "Monk, the symptoms have been seen, long live the monk to use medicine, I don't know what medicine to use? ”

Sun Wukong said: "You don't need to prescribe medicine, you need medicine when you see it!"

The imperial physician was puzzled and asked, "It is written in the Book of Medicine: Medicine has eight hundred and eight flavors, and people have four hundred and four diseases. There are so many diseases, it is impossible for one person, and there is no reason for so many medicines to be used for all! Why do you need medicine when you see it?"

Sun Wukong said: "The ancients said: medicine is not prescribed, and it is appropriate to use. That's why I said that you need the medicine when you see it, you bring all the medicine first, and then I will add or subtract it according to the condition. ”

The Imperial Physician didn't dare to ask any more, so he immediately walked out of the court, passed the order, and sent the people on duty in the Imperial Physician Pavilion to find the raw and cooked pharmacies all over the city, no matter what kind of medicine, each flavor was procured with three catties, and quickly sent back to Elder Sun Divine Doctor.

Sun Wukong instructed again: "This is not a place for medicine, send the medicine and the medicine utensils to the Huitong Hall and hand them over to my two junior brothers to accept." ”

The imperial physician received the order and ordered someone to buy three catties of eight hundred and eight flavors of medicine, each of which was eaten, and sent the medicine mill, medicine mill, medicine Luo, medicine milk, medicine bowl, medicine mallet, etc., to the hall of the same party.

After Sun Wukong finished explaining to the imperial doctor, he came back and asked Tang Seng to go back to the hall to make medicine.

Tang Seng was about to get up, and suddenly the king's holy decree came out from the harem, asking someone to leave Master Tang, give a banquet to the Wenhua Palace, and wait for tomorrow when the king took the medicine and recovered from his illness, he was rewarded heavily, and then changed Guan Wen to see him off.

Tang Seng was shocked: "Apprentice, what he means is to keep me here as a hostage." and when he had healed him, he sent us away with joy. If it is not cured, it will be gone. You have to be careful with your medication, don't make mistakes!"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master rest assured to enjoy here, Lao Sun has his own hand of medicine." ”

Tang Seng had to stay in the court, and Sun Wukong returned to the hall alone.

Zhu Bajie greeted him and smiled: "Brother Monkey, I know you!"

"What do you know?" asked Sun Wukong.

"I know that you have not succeeded in learning from the scriptures, and you want to make a living in business, and when you see that this place is rich, you have thought of a way to open a pharmacy!" Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense! Cure the king, walk with a head and a face, and open a pharmacy!"

"If it weren't for this, these eight hundred and eight flavored medicinal herbs, three catties per flavor, a total of two thousand four hundred and twenty-four catties, would only be used to heal one person, and they would be able to use so much?

"Where can I use so much! His hospital officials are all stupid people, so I deliberately asked for so many medicines, so that they could not fathom them, and they did not know which flavors I used, so that they could hardly understand my miraculous prescription!"

Zhu Bajie was about to say another thing, when two envoys came in, walked up to Sun Wukong, knelt down and said, "Please invite the monk to have dinner." ”

Sun Wukong said: "You treated me like that earlier, but now you are kneeling down to ask, why?"

The envoy kowtowed and said: "When the master came, it was the lower officials who had no eyes and no respect. Now I heard that the old man has shown the magic of the three-fold humerus, which can cure the king of our country. If Banzai is cured, the lord will divide half of the country, and we are all the lord's courtiers, so please bow and please. ”

Sun Wukong was not polite, but he sat in the hall, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha sat on both sides, and there was a sumptuous meal on the table.

Just as he was about to eat, Monk Sha remembered that Tang Seng was not there, and wondered if he had anything to eat, so he asked, "Senior brother, where is the master?"

Sun Wukong said: "The master was kept as a hostage by the king, and only when he was cured of his illness did he come to reward him and see him off." ”

Monk Sha asked again, "Do you have anything to eat?"

"How can there be no food in the palace! When I came back, there were already three elders accompanying me, please enter the Wenhua Palace. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "In this way, it's better to be a master." He had an elder attendant, and we only had two envoys to flatter. Leave him alone, the old pig is hungry and wants to eat. ”

After the three of them finished eating, it was getting late. Sun Wukong instructed the embassy envoy: "Collect the house fire, prepare more candles, and we will not make medicine until the dead of night." ”

The embassy envoy called someone to deal with it as ordered, and after a while, a lot of candles were delivered. At this time, it was late at night, and the embassy envoy asked An to retreat.

In the middle of the night, everyone in the inn was asleep, and there was no sound.

Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong didn't mean to do anything, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Monkey, don't you want to make any medicine? Why don't you do things yet? I'm going to sleep." ”

Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie: "You go and take one or two taels of rhubarb and grind them into fine powder." ”

Monk Sha reminded: "Rhubarb has a bitter taste, cold and non-toxic, the medicinal properties are heavy but not floating, the usage is gone but not kept, and the depression is not blocked, and the chaos leads to peace, and the alias is called the general." The king had been ill for a long time, and his body was weak, and he was afraid that he could not use this medicine. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "Senior brother, you don't know. This herb is phlegm and smooths qi, and can sweep away the cold and heat in the stomach. Leave me alone, fetch me a croton or two, remove the shell, remove the membrane, hammer off the oil poison, and grind it into fine powder and bring it over. ”

Zhu Bajie saw the two of them talking about medicinal properties, and also came to remind: "Croton has a pungent taste, hot and toxic, dispels abdominal and intestinal stasis, clears the lungs and cold, clears the blockage, and the road of the Lishui Valley is a fierce general who cuts the gate and seizes the door, and it can't be used easily!"

Sun Wukong said: "Bajie, you don't know, this flavor medicine breaks the knots and clears the intestines, and can relieve the heart and bloating." Go and grind it and get it, I still have adjuvant to use. ”

The two of them immediately crushed the two-flavor medicine and brought it over, and asked Sun Wukong: "Senior brother, what dozens of flavors do you want to use?"

Sun Wukong replied: "No need!"

Zhu Bajie's mouth arched: "Eight hundred and eight flavor medicines, three catties per flavor, but only use these two taels, it's really a trick!"

Sun Wukong smiled, picked up a porcelain cup, handed it to Zhu Bajie and said: "Bajie, you know and I know, Senior Brother Sha knows, don't say it." Take this pot and scrape half of the pot to the bottom of the ash. ”

"What do you want pot ashes for?" Zhu Bajie took the porcelain cup and couldn't help but ask.

Sun Wukong said: "It must be used in medicine." ”

Monk Sha said: "I have never seen anyone who uses pot ashes for medicine. ”

Sun Wukong said: "Pot ash is also called Baicao Frost, which can cure all diseases, you don't know." ”

Zhu Bajie couldn't do it, so he had to take the porcelain cup and go out.

After a while, Zhu Bajie really scraped half of the pot ashes, crushed them again, and handed them to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong poured the ashes of the pot into the medicine bowl, and handed him the porcelain cup: "You go to the white horse to get half a pot of horse urine again!"

"What do you want horse urine for?" Zhu Bajie felt that Sun Wukong seemed to be playing tricks on him.

"Make pills. Sun Wukong replied very seriously.

Monk Sha smiled: "Senior brother, this matter is not a joke. I've only seen vinegar paste as a pill, rice paste as a pill, honey as a pill, or with water as a pill, but where have I ever seen a horse urine as a pill? That thing is fishy and shameful, and people with a weak spleen will vomit when they smell it, and then take chin bean and rhubarb, which will make people vomit and diarrhea, but it's fun?"

Sun Wukong said: "You don't know the inside story. Our horse is not an ordinary horse, he is the prince of the West Sea Dragon. If you can get his urine, whatever you are ailmented, just drink it, but I'm afraid I can't get it in my eagerness!"

Zhu Bajie felt reasonable and funny, he was the most playful of the three brothers, and he really took the porcelain cup and went to the manger at the moment.

The white horse was lying on the ground and sleeping, Zhu Bajie kicked the white horse up with a few kicks, connected the porcelain cup under the horse's belly, and shouted:

"Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee

The white horse didn't seem to hear it, and after waiting for a long time, he didn't see a drop of urine coming out.

Zhu Bajie waited for a long time, lost his patience, and ran back to Sun Wukong and shouted: "Brother Monkey, don't heal the king, go and heal the horse! The dead man is constipated and can't pee a little!"

"You idiot, you can't get any pee!" Sun Wukong smiled: "I'll go with you!"

"I'll take a look too!" Monk Sha was also a little curious.

When the three of them came to the horse, the white horse saw the three of them coming with porcelain cups, and jumped up, and cried out in a reluctant tone:

"Senior brother, don't you know? I was originally a flying dragon in the West Sea, because I violated the rules of heaven, Guanyin Bodhisattva saved me, sawed my horns, retreated my scales, turned me into a horse, and carried the master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and made the merit for sin. If I pee across the water, the fish in the water will become a dragon, and the wild grass in the mountain will be nourished, and it will become Ganoderma lucidum, and the fairy will take it to make medicine. How can I be so easy to throw away in this mundane place?"

Sun Wukong said: "Senior brother, take your urine to treat the king here, not to play and throw it at will." After curing the king's illness, everyone has face, otherwise, I am afraid that they will not be able to leave here properly. ”

Sun Wukong told the king about it, and Bai Ma was reluctant to make it difficult: "Okay, wait!"

The white horse stretched his two front feet forward, squatted on the hind feet, gritted his teeth, and put a few pees in the porcelain bowl, and then stood up.

Zhu Bajie continued there with a porcelain cup, and when he saw that it was gone, he said dissatisfiedly: "You dead man!

Sun Wukong looked at it, there was less than half a lamp, and said, "Enough! Enough! Take it back." ”