Chapter 368: "Two Birds Lost in the Flock"
The eunuchs and captains were surprised and delighted.
"He who speaks loudly must have real skills!"
A lieutenant said, "We let half of the people accompany the holy monks here, and let the other half go into the court to start playing." ”
Immediately, four eunuchs and six lieutenants returned to the palace, hurriedly, and without waiting for the summons, they went straight into the palace and said:
"Hooray, great joy!"
After the king and Tang Seng finished eating, they were chatting, and when they heard this, they hurriedly said, "Where does the joy come from?"
The eunuch played: "The slave maid and others took out the list of recruiting doctors in the morning, and hung it under the drum tower, there is a holy monk who learned scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, called Elder Sun, he unveiled the list, and now he is in the same hall, and I want my king to invite him personally, he has the ability to get rid of the disease, and he is here to play!"
The king was overjoyed and asked Tang Seng, "How many senior disciples does the master have?"
Tang Seng clasped his palms together and replied, "The poor monk has three stubborn disciples. ”
The king asked, "Which of the great disciples is proficient in medicine?"
Tang Seng didn't know what kind of medicine Sun Wukong was selling in his gourd, so he had to tell the truth: "Don't tell Your Majesty, my recalcitrant people are all mediocre people in the mountains and fields, and they will only pick and lead the poor monks to walk through mountains and rivers." Or when you go to a dangerous place, you can subdue demons and eliminate demons, but none of them can know the properties of the medicine. ”
The king didn't believe it: "Why should the mage be humble? I am fortunate to meet the mage when I ascend to the palace today, and it is a godsend." If the master disciple doesn't know medical skills, how can he expose my list and ask the widow to greet him in person?
The herald said, "All Aiqing, the widow is weak and has no strength, so he does not dare to take the chariot, so you will go to the guild hall for the widow and ask Elder Sun to come and see me." When you see him, don't be despised, call him a god monk and an elder, and see him as a prince and a minister!"
The ministers received the decree and came to the hall together with the eunuchs and captains. Outside the guest room, arrange order, and pay homage to Sun Wukong as a monarch and a minister.
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha didn't dare to accept this big gift, so they all got up and avoided. Sun Wukong sat in the middle and did not move.
"This monkey, looking for death? Why do so many officials pay a big salute, but he neither returns the salute nor stands up!"
Zhu Bajie hid in the next room and complained secretly.
After a while, the ministers finished worshipping, fell to the ground and said: "Tell the monk Elder Sun, we are all the courtiers of King Zhu Zi, according to the will of my king, with the etiquette of the monarch and ministers, to pay homage to the monks, and please come into the palace to see my king's medical treatment." ”
Only then did Sun Wukong stand up and say to the ministers: "Why didn't your king come?"
The ministers said: "Our king is weak and has no strength, so he doesn't dare to take advantage of it, so he ordered the ministers and others to perform the salute on behalf of the king and invite the monks!"
Sun Wukong reluctantly said: "Since this is the case, you lead the way in front, and I will go with you." ”
The ministers arranged their ranks according to their ranks, and walked out of the door in groups.
Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong was dressed and was about to go out, so he hurriedly came over and shouted: "Brother Monkey, don't tell us!"
Sun Wukong smiled: "I won't tell you guys, I just want you two to collect medicine for me." ”
"What kind of medicine do you receive?" Monk Sha was puzzled.
"Whenever someone comes to give me medicine, you will take it as it is, and when I come back, I will use it!"
The two of them were nonsense and agreed first.
Sun Wukong walked out of the door and entered the court with all the courtiers to meet the king.
The courtiers who walked in front went first to start the king.
The king rolled up the beaded curtain and asked, "Which one is the Divine Monk Elder Sun?"
Sun Wukong stepped forward and said in a loud voice: "Lao Sun is." ”
When the king heard the fierce voice, and saw his ugly appearance, he trembled and fell on the dragon's chair.
The eunuchs and maids on both sides hurriedly picked up the king and hid in the harem.
The king regained his breath and cried out, "I am scared to death!"
I thought to myself, "Master is such a rich person, why is the apprentice so ugly?"
Seeing that the king was frightened, the officials outside blamed Sun Wukong and said, "You monk, why are you so rude, how dare you expose the emperor's list?"
Sun Wukong smiled: "You blame me wrongly. I say to you, if you neglect people like this, your king's sickness will not be cured for a thousand years. ”
A courtier said: "How much longevity can you have in life? How can you say that a thousand years is not good?"
Sun Wukong said: "He is a sick king now, he is a sick ghost when he dies, and he will still be a sick person if he is reincarnated, isn't it not good for a thousand years?"
The ministers said angrily: "You monk, you really don't know how to be polite! How dare you talk nonsense like this!"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "It's not nonsense, you all listen to me: the medical method is subtle, and there must be a spin in your heart." The first is to look at his complexion, moisturize, fat, lose weight and sleep, the second is to hear the sound of clarity and turbidity, listen to his true words and wild words, the third is to ask the pathogen for a few days, how to eat and drink, and how to make a bowel movement; the fourth is to cut the pulse and clear the meridians, and what is the fate of the ups and downs. Your king is in the harem, don't come out, don't let me not look at it, don't think about it, this disease can be cured!"
There was an official from the Tai Hospital among the ministers of civil and military affairs on both sides, who listened to Sun Wukong's words and came out and said: "This harmony also makes sense, even if the gods see a doctor, they should also look forward to hearing and asking, what he said is completely in line with medical theory, and maybe there is really a magic hand for rejuvenation." ”
When the ministers heard what the medical officer had said, they sent the eunuchs into the harem and told the king.
"Long live, Elder Sun said, you have to look at what you hear before you can see a doctor and take medicine. ”
The king didn't want to see Sun Wukong again, so he slept on the dragon bed, and said weakly: "Let him go!
The eunuch came out of the palace and said to Sun Wukong: "Then monk, my king has a decree to tell you to go, my king doesn't want to see the living." ”
Sun Wukong had no intention of leaving, and said: "If you can't see the face of the living, there is a way, I will hang the silk to diagnose the pulse." ”
The ministers became excited again and discussed together: "We have only heard of the pulse of the suspensory wire, but we have never seen it, and then we will go to play and play!"
The Imperial Supervisor entered the palace again and played: "Long live, that Elder Sun said that he could not meet, he would hang the silk to diagnose the pulse!"
The king thought to himself: The widow has been sick for three years, and he has not tried to diagnose the pulse of the suspensory wire, so it is better to believe it than to believe that it is not.
He commanded the eunuch, "Announce him in." ”
The eunuch came out and preached: "Long live has promised him to diagnose the pulse of the silk silk, and quickly invite Elder Sun to enter the palace for a consultation." ”
Sun Wukong asked the eunuch to lead the way in front and walked up to the treasure hall, Tang Seng saw him coming, and scolded him: "You monkey, you have hurt me!"
Sun Wukong smiled: "Good master, I'm giving you a strong momentum, why do you say that I hurt you?"
Tang Seng scolded: "You have been with me for the past few years, where have you been cured? You don't even know the properties of medicine, and you haven't read medical books, how dare you dare to venture into this catastrophe!"
Sun Wukong still smiled: "Master, you don't know. I have a few home remedies that can cure serious diseases, and I guarantee that I can cure him well. Even if the doctor dies, he can only ask a quack doctor for murder, and he doesn't deserve to die, what are you afraid of! It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you sit down first and see how my pulse is. ”
Tang Seng said: "Su Wen", "Difficult Scripture", "Materia Medica", "Pulse Formula"? Which of these medical books have you read? What is the content in the book, how to annotate, you don't know, just talk nonsense, what kind of suspense will be diagnosing the pulse!"
"I have gold thread on my body, you haven't seen it!"
Sun Wukong smiled and reached out to the back of the tail to pluck three hairs, pinched it, and secretly screamed "Change!", and it turned into three golden threads, each two feet and four feet long, secretly combined with the twenty-four qi machines, held in the palm of his hand to Tang Seng to see, and said with a smile, "This is not my gold thread?"
The eunuch who led the way in front listened to the two of them and urged: "Elder, don't just talk about talking, please go to the palace to see a doctor." ”
Sun Wukong grinned, said goodbye to Tang Seng, and followed the eunuch to the harem.
When he came to the outside of the palace, Sun Wukong stopped, took out the three golden threads, told the eunuch to take them inside, and commanded:
"Let the concubine or the close eunuch tie one end to the left wrist of Banzai, and tie it to the inch, guan, and ulnar veins respectively according to the three-part pulse method of the inch, the guan, and the ulnar. Then put the other end of the thread through the window mullions and give it to me!"
When the eunuch heard that he was doing what he said, he went into the palace and asked the king to sit on the dragon bed and stretch out his left hand.
According to Sun Wukong's instructions, according to the three-part pulse method of the inch and the ruler, the styloid process of the radius of the wrist is the guan vein, which is tied to a gold line, the middle of the guan vein and the wrist is the inch vein, which is also tied to a gold line, and the twelve minutes after the guan pulse is the ulnar vein, and then a gold line is tied.
The three gold threads were tied, and one end was threaded out of the window lattice, and handed it to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong took the thread, first supported the index finger with the thumb of his right hand, pinched the gold thread tied to the inch pulse, concentrated and calmed down, mediated the breathing, and distinguished the pulse image of the void and reality according to the four qi and five depression, seven tables, eight miles and nine waits, floating in the sinking, and sinking in the float.
After reading the inch pulse, I pressed the Guan pulse line between the middle finger and thumb, and after a while, I was optimistic about the Guan pulse.
Then I pinched the ulnar vein line between my thumb and ring finger and looked at the ulnar vein.
After reading it with his left hand, he called the eunuch to go in, untied the gold thread, and tied it to the three parts of his right wrist according to the ruler.
Outside, Sun Wukong also changed to use his left hand to take the line, pinching the line with the thumb, index finger, middle finger, and ring finger of his left hand, and taking the pulse of the king's right hand one by one.
Sun Wukong finished his pulse and shook his body, as if he had finished inviting God with a magic stick, and suddenly returned to his soul.
The three golden threads in the king's hand were missing, and they were originally taken away by Sun Wukong.
Then I heard Sun Wukong's unusual voice say:
"Your Majesty's left hand has a strong and tight pulse, the guan pulse is astringent and slow, and the ulnar pulse is empty and heavy;
"The reason why the pulse in the left hand is strong and tight is that the body is weak and heartache, the pulse is astringent and slow, sweating and muscle numbness, and the ulnar pulse is empty and heavy, which must be yellow urine and blood in the stool.
"The swelling and slippery pulse of the right hand is caused by the indigestion of the abdomen and the locking of the meridians; the late knotting of the pulse is that the food is left in the abdomen and cannot be discharged; the number of ulnar pulses is firm, which is upset and tired, resulting in the invasion of deficiency and cold.
"According to this pulse, long live Gui Hao is caused by panic and worry, this disease, there is a name, it is called double bird loss!"