"You're going to make decisions for me. ”

The heavens full of immortals and Buddhas gathered at the corner of Mount Meru on the edge of the great immortal world, looking sympathetically at the fairy with fish scales and tears.

"Meng Xiang, he... He abandoned me, and I didn't want to live anymore. ”

The fairy cried sadly, and the surrounding immortals and Buddhas looked at the young man sitting on the stone with disdain.

"Meng Xiang, you want to eat and wipe clean and not admit it because you are an immeasurable immortal emperor? If you don't give an explanation today, I, Zao Jun, will never let you go. ”

"That's it!" the surrounding immortals and Buddhas coaxed.

Meng Xiang was sitting on the stone at the moment, rubbing his face desperately with both hands, and his face turned green to leeks.

When I first soaked her, did I inhale laughter and suck forks?

"Enough!!" Meng Xiang, who couldn't hold back, waved his hand, and his divine power was released, and the eight million immortal Buddhas around him suddenly turned blue, and they took a few steps back in fear.

Meng Xiang pointed to the crying conch fairy and shouted: "Playing with your feelings? Ouch, I'm having a big, you're so good at biting back, why don't you change your name to the Fur Dog Fairy?" Did you tell me before you fell in love that you were helping her?"

Help her?

When the surrounding immortals heard this, they couldn't help but gasp, and then they reacted, the conch is indeed hermaphroditic, so isn't the conch fairy underneath...

All the immortals suddenly turned their faces with pickles, and they all took a few steps back in the direction of moving away from the conch fairy, of course, excluding a very small number of perverted people who were smiling badly.

"Say, if you don't say it, I will say it!" Meng Xiang stuck his waist and pointed to a circle of old immortals around him and snorted angrily: "She took it out and was bigger than me, and a knot around her waist can be used as a hula hoop!"

Meng Xiang, who has only been a god for a hundred years, really wants to complain that the novels before the crossing are too cheating, such as the fairy appearance of those mortals who are wishful thinking.

Which law says that fairies must be pretty? Female creatures of all races are called fairies when they become fairies!

Humans are not an advanced race, so why do they want to take on human form?

For example, the peacock fairy, if the Danfeng eyes are not blocked by ear piercings, they have to go to the back of the head, and I wonder if she is Ultraman Kidd on the wrong set.

There are also pig fairies with eight breasts... It's like eight rusty cannonballs, I didn't soak her, and she actually said that I was ugly and didn't look down on me?

Now it's hard to soak in a conch that can be seen, and it's actually helping her?

Who said cute? Come on, let her give you a taste of what it means to get to the stomach in one step!

Conch, you are a dead pervert and scheming, don't think that I will let my guard down if there is a fairy tale as a dog, don't you want to use Lao Tzu as a springboard to upgrade to an immortal?

Seeing that the secret goof, the conch fairy stopped crying, her eyes rolled around, and she fled with a spurt, and disappeared.

"Even if you're right, we're going to impeach you today!"

It was Erlang God who spoke, and I saw him being pushed out of a wheelchair with a crooked nose and mouth like Hawking, and he was tied with bandages like a mummy, and those who didn't know thought he was third-class crippled.

"Ladies and gentlemen, that day in Dongtianhe, this bastard, came up for no reason and beat me like this, is there any royal law?"

was so scolded by Erlang God, how could Meng Xiang be instigated: "For no reason, mortals steal wallets and call three hands, you bastard and three eyes peek at the seven fairies taking a bath, who will I not beat you?"

"Huh?" The seven fairies on the side suddenly exclaimed, clutching their chests and facing as frightened as earth.

"I..."Erlang God peeked at it from a distance of three million miles, where did he think that he would be a goof? Suddenly his face was like a taro: "You... Don't slander me!

"I think it's a pervert Zhenjun, right? Relying on your good eyesight in three eyes, are you an interstellar player like me?"

Meng Xiang burst into a squirt, and Erlang Shen, who was at a loss, was suddenly sprayed like gold paper.

Of course, I peeked after I beat him up, well, with energy!

The corners of Meng Xiang's mouth hooked, not revealing this little secret.

"Then why did you break my arrow?" At this moment, Cupid, the god of the West, appeared with his iconic Eros bow and...

Leather through the toilet.

"What does it mean to break my arrows and give me this thing back?"

Cupid angrily threw the leather pin, which was quite elastic, and jumped directly on the face of the God of Wealth and sucked it, and the God of Wealth suddenly whined, and rolled on the ground in pain while pulling it out.

Meng Xiang didn't even look at this little kid: "The chickens are not yet grasshoppers and they are old enough to pull the red rope, is that your job?

"Housework, you tell me to go to the toilet with a goddess of love?"

Meng Xiang didn't care about the gods of the East, let alone the mentally retarded of the West.

"You also sent Guanyin Dashi to give a jumping egg on his birthday, it's just insulting to Buddhism!"

The scene became more and more noisy, and Meng Xiang couldn't tell who was scolding him, so he simply pointed casually: "What's wrong with the vibrators? It's the 21st century, can you be so pedantic?"

"But the Guanyin master is a man!"

"What's that? He's a man?"

The entire Sumeru Mountain is overwhelmed with scolding against Meng Xiang!

The on-and-out process goes on and on.

"I reported that Meng Xiang had also in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace!"

"What? It's all out of the valley, and you still learn how to from mortals?"

"No wonder I think the old monarch elixir tastes weird recently, vomit..."

In the end, in a burst of scolding on the street, the land lord jumped out of which pimple.

"Immortal friends, this immeasurable immortal emperor is really too much, in order to take care of the overall situation, please give me a chance, I want to fight him alone!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly quieted down!

The immortals looked at the landlord who was too fat to be fat.

A wild crane flew by, streaked through the quiet scene with a shrill call, followed by...

"Hahaha!"

"Laugh at me, can you beat him?"

"The land lord said that he wanted to fight the immeasurable immortal emperor alone! The amoeba protozoa said that he wanted an elephant in the day, and my lungs were about to explode with laughter!"

What the land lord said forced the audience to laugh.

Even Meng Xiang felt that the former martyrs were about to burst with laughter, and he held on to the shoulder of the Jehovah, who was originally fighting with him, and laughed wildly: "Have you forgotten the last time you said this kind of stubborn words and was punched away by me? That time you flew to the ozone layer, and you couldn't get off for three days, and you dare to argue with me this time?"

In the face of the laughing immortals, the embarrassed head of the land lord became the shape of the villagers' heads in my world.

"I don't care, I'm going to fight you alone! I'll lose Lei Lou!" In the end, a few stars came over and carried him away, and kicked him directly down to the mortal world, so as not to be embarrassed.

The farce ended here, the scene gradually quieted down, and eight million pairs of angry eyes pointed at Meng Xiang like icicles... Of course, no one dares to go up, after all, in today's immortal world, except for the legendary gods outside the sky, Meng Xiang is already the strongest.

"I know... You impeached me because I rejected the invitations of all the forces, and although I never participated in the struggle, you are still afraid that one day I will become interested in becoming a faction, so you want to cut down the grass and eradicate it, right?"

Speaking of this, facing the gaze of the immortals, Meng Xiang nodded, and his bitter smile turned into a heartfelt roar.

"Don't think I'm doing the same thing as you? I want to snatch something from others like a dick all day long, and what kind of law do you want to eat the weak? As if robbery and murder are taken for granted, the concept of right and wrong has been fed to the dogs? Is the moral level of the fairy world not even as good as Xinde Pear?"

No one responded, but the subtle expressions of the immortals had already told Meng Xiang: You are right.

It's unpleasant, but so what?

No matter how justified the hysterical rant is, how can it shake the minds of eight million gods?

When I first crossed over to the cultivation realm, the cultivator was like this, but I didn't expect the immortal Buddha to be like this after the ascension! It's like trampling on the word Xianxia.

Are you just a bunch of predators who enjoy the faith of mortals in the name of immortals, Buddhas, and gods!

What I said just now is not persuasion, and there is no need to persuade me, everything I have done is either to fight back to the violators at a minimum, or to liven up the atmosphere so that you will not fight any more.

If I really have malicious intentions, I can kill you all by myself, so why do I need to waste this tongue?

"Meng Xiang. ”

Just as the power of this tense atmosphere erupted, a spiritual light broke through the shackles of the Three Thousand Great Realms and came from the outer heavens.

The gods suddenly turned blue with fright, and they knelt down towards the spiritual light.

This aura is all too familiar to the immortals.

This is the spiritual light of the Outer Heavenly God, the original God who enlightened the Three Thousand Great Realms and embarked on the path of cultivation, and the only powerful person whose single strength is stronger than Meng Xiang.

All the immortals and Buddhas bowed respectfully, and only Meng Xiang stood calmly.

You and I are at the same level, why do I kneel if I am not weak-hearted?

"What are you doing?" Looking at the spiritual light, Meng Xiang got straight to the point.

"Meng Xiang, you feel that the three corpses are the root of the Dao, and the immortal blood condenses the godhead for only a hundred years, although I understand your Dao, but after all, your experience is too shallow, and you can know that what you have done has made you have no place to stand. ”

"Yes. Meng Xiang replied very calmly: "Not only this immortal realm, I'm afraid there is no place for me in the three thousand realms, right?"

This immortal realm is the weak and the strong, and the factions of the Eastern and Western gods are clear, especially a top powerhouse like Meng Xiang who can single-handedly challenge the entire immortal realm and is unwilling to join any of the forces, if he can't win over, he will naturally become a thorn in the side of the immortals.

But I didn't expect even the gods from outside the world to come, it seems that I really want to burp today.

The appearance of the outer god in this day made Meng Xiang guess his fate.

"You, do you have anything to say at the end?" Although the killing intent of the gods outside the sky was fully revealed, there was also a trace of unbearability.

Meng Xiang thought about it, and could only shake his head helplessly.

"I don't regret my ways! Why can't I be optimistic and friendly? Do you have to use hatred as the driving force like the Internet article? Xianxia is not an immortal demon! If this fairy world has to be like you, stand in line and fight..."

Raising his head, Meng Xiang smiled indifferently: "I, the Immeasurable Immortal Emperor, would rather resign today than do it!"

As soon as these words came out, they seemed to touch the hearts of all the immortals and Buddhas, and their faces couldn't help but become solemn.

The voice of the god outside the sky was very regretful: "Although the Dao heart is strong, it's a pity that the experience is too shallow after all, this... But you said it. ”

As soon as the words fell, the Three Realms roared.

Rumble!

In that spiritual light, a primordial heavenly tribulation fell, right in the middle of Meng Xiang's heavenly spirit!

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