Two: Civilize you, me and him, science it

"Oh... Cool!"

Facing a thick King Kong tree with four people hugging, Meng Xiang sprinkled the first bubble of urine since he became a god.

The diamond tree, which is harder than diamond and is also born with the [immortal] prohibition, was knocked out of the eye like tofu under this bubble of urine.

Buckle your belt and look up, the sky is cloudless, take a deep breath of refreshing air, Meng Xiang with a long reflex arc was stunned.

"Why am I still alive?"

The black thunder is like a snake, the lightning roars like a ghost's howl, and the power of the primordial heavenly tribulation to destroy the heavens and the earth is the immeasurable heavenly tribulation when Meng Xiang crossed the tribulation, which is only one-two ten-thousandths of it.

This power, I'm afraid it didn't steal Huang Renxun's inventory?

At that time, when the catastrophe fell, Meng Xiang felt that this time he was going to be forced to fly and blow up.

But he didn't die.

Meng Xiang thought about it and probably understood a little.

That day the calamity seemed to be trying to annihilate me, was it a disguise? That day, the outer god used some kind of great power to teleport me to this continent.

In other words, he was just making a show for the immortals, and he didn't really want to kill me, on the contrary...

He's trying to protect me?!

Lao Tie has good acting skills, I almost believed it!

Let me guess... Is the next development to lose all the cultivation, re-cultivate, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger in this continent, and collect so many wives and concubines that they can row from Jingping Temple to Pudong Airport, and finally re-seal the gods and kill back to the fairy world?

This bloody routine is still used as an outline for the author of the online article on the street.

The reality was that there was no loss in cultivation, and Meng Xiang felt that the Immortal Emperor-level True Yuan in his body was unscathed before he put his mind at ease.

At the beginning, as a ninth-rate grandmother, he finally cultivated into a god after crossing over, and if he had to do it all over again, Meng Xiang might really get tired of it, so he would just be a farmer for the rest of his life, right?

Just like your fantasy 175 full repair number, suddenly one day your online discovery number becomes level 0, and even the big sea turtle in the East Bay can hang you up and beat you like your father, will you still have the patience to play again?

I will beat Ding Sanshi into Ding Sanfat, and by the way, I will take out the GM's eggs and feed them to the pigs.

Thank God, I don't have to start from scratch like the male protagonist of the online article, and then carry the blood feud like an imbecile, while looking forward to the golden finger, and at the same time have to say something about thirty years of Hebei and the like.

But there is a price, Meng Xiang found that although his cultivation has not changed, he is missing one thing... That's Godhead!

There are many immortal positions, classes, plane certificates, forced qualifications, and titles, which have no effect on cultivation, but they are things that distinguish mortals from immortals.

To put it bluntly, it's almost equivalent to the certificate of the immortal Buddha.

"I don't take away your cultivation, only your godhead, in order not to let your divine power attract the attention of the immortals, the ninefold continent you are in now is located outside the three thousand realms, as long as there is no godhead, no matter how you wave, you will not be discovered by the immortals. ”

"I didn't kill you, it's a recognition of your three views, even if you were forced by all the immortals and Buddhas, you didn't solve it by killing people, if you really did it at that time, I would kill you as soon as possible to protect the fairy world! Live here for a while, just experience life, and when the limelight passes, I will find a chance to pick you up, and I can only help you so much." ”

This was the last sentence that the gods of the outer heavens injected into their minds.

Killing... Killing is only a means of negotiation, and it is the least efficient, and only psychopaths will say that if you punch me, I will kill your whole family.

Of course, there are really a lot of psychopaths like this kind of fairy Buddha.

Under normal circumstances, as long as it is not an unforgivable crime or the bottom line is violated, Meng Xiang will not be a killer, at most he will teach a lesson, leave a little psychological shadow for the opponent, so that he does not dare to commit it again.

Since the fairy world doesn't welcome me, it's good to leave, it's a big deal to die and don't get along, if you don't stay here, you have a place to stay here, if they drive me away, I'm going to kill them, isn't that tantamount to admitting that I want to stay in the fairy world?

Looking down at his weak hand, Meng Xiang probably understood what the Outer Heaven God had done to him.

The feeling of being robbed of Godhead is a bit like... How to say it... Sage mode?

The loss of Godhead has no effect on strength, but the biggest disadvantage is the loss of some abilities in Godhead, such as not being able to open the valley!

After all, as long as you step into the cultivation realm, you can be considered a demigod, and the Bigu obtained after building the foundation is actually a function of the immortality in the godhead.

The Godhead is the identity of a god, which is the foundation of all gods, and after the tribulation, the divine seal is engraved to appear, the three corpses are cut to stereotype, and the god is given 20 kinds of divinity such as immortality and omniscience, so as to ensure that the immortal Buddha is immortal and immortal, omniscient and omnipotent.

This is also known as the eternal existence of the avenue.

The specifics are too cumbersome not to mention.

I'm tired of being an immortal, and it's not bad to be a mortal, anyway, I can live forever even if I don't have immortality...

But I said buddy, you and his son [beep] are trying to find a way to help me get out of the valley, it's so troublesome to and pee!

Mom [beep], I envy the protagonists of the TV series, obviously not immortals, but I never see them and pee.

What the hell is this beep?

Meng Xiang frowned, but found that this Extraterrestrial God had left a lot of strange information in his mind, so he flipped through it with curiosity, and soon found information about this strange beep.

Meng Xiang, your biggest problem is that your mouth is dirty, what kind of body is it?So I'm going to give you a debuff, from now on, all your foul words will be replaced by a beep.

These are the words of the gods outside the heavens.

What a retarded debuff!

Are you kidding me? This is like the prohibition authority of the mentally retarded is so high...[Beep],I can't untie it!!

After some struggle, Meng Xiang gave up.

It looks like I'm going to live with this strange beep for the rest of my life.

Continue to the material.

This face is called the Nine Continents, it is a Xiuzhen Continent, and there have also been wars similar to the Great War of the Flood Famine, the continent is divided into nine layers, and each plane is controlled by a different race, so it is called the Nine Continents.

...

The content is like the setting explanation of the second chapter of the street fighting novel, two hours of reading, Meng Xiang, who doesn't like to read, saw that his skull was swollen into a durian.

What's even worse is that after reading it, I found that this information is not complete at all, and there are many places that have been brushed aside.

If you can't explain clearly, leave me a little bit of confusion and let me perceive the rules of the plane by myself.

FPS has to symbolically teach you the function of WASD, and Shaflin has to symbolically set your brain on fire, you're too irresponsible... Damn, I'm urinating again!

Feeling a little urgent to urinate again, Meng Xiang ran to the King Kong tree that had been pierced by his urine just now, preparing to dig a hole for it again.

With Meng Xiang's cultivation, the power of peeing can cut off the aircraft carrier, and if the King Kong tree has spirituality, I am afraid that it has already exploded the graves of his ancestors for the eighteenth generation.

Just when Meng Xiang was about to pee, suddenly...

Shout...

A cloud-piercing arrow descends from the sky!

With a thud, it was inserted on the ground, and this sudden appearance scared Meng Xiang's upper and lower faces into celery color.

The arrow was almost brushed against the egg basket, and two hairs were still fluttering in the wind.

What's the situation?

If this is one centimeter to the right, I won't become a civil servant in the Qing Dynasty?

It's just a toilet to walk a bird, but there is no dimensional shelter, so you don't have to carry it like this, right?

"Which stupid [beep] arrow, get out of the !! for Lao Tzu"

The angry Meng Xiang turned around and scolded.

Turning around, I looked in the direction where the arrow had just been fired, but what I saw was a young man, who was being chased by three big men.

"Help... Help!" The boy was only 1.6 meters tall, wearing dirty clothes, and his black face was like a piece of shit with human features, and it was the kind of diarrhea.

The big men behind him are all strong, and their muscles are as big as rocks.

That scene was like a group of terminators chasing a little square dance old man who illegally occupied the land to ask for protection money.

It's just that this young man is a slow thief, and the three big men behind him are not so much chasing as following him, deliberately not catching up, to see how long he can run.

Meng Xiang felt that before the crossing, his grandfather's lung cancer metastasis was faster than him.

"Hero, help. ”

The young man ran over, and when he saw Meng Xiang standing in the wilderness, he seemed to see a savior, grabbing Meng Xiang's pants and crying and begging.

Have you rolled in a pit or have you pooped like this?

Looking at the string of dog paws on his pants that seemed to be black handprints, Meng Xiang gasped in disgust.

"Who are you?!" Seeing that he was so dirty, Meng Xiang couldn't help but reach out and pull his pants back.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he retreated, the young man pounced again, his eyes were already stained with tears of fear: "Hero, I know by looking at your temperament, you must be a cultivator, I beg you to save me, please." ”

", you're so dirty! Don't touch my pants, don't touch me... Hey, hey, why are you still touching, hey, why are you touching my eggs? perverted?"

"I beg you, save me. ”

The young man was obviously at a dead end, grabbing Meng Xiang's pants and pleading.

This comes and goes, naturally...

Fork!

With the sound of a ghost animal, Meng Xiang instantly felt his heart stop.

He looked down stiffly, but saw that the two legs of his pants had been torn off, and the remaining one was half-hung like a trouser.

The wind blew through the sparse leg hair... Well, cool whoosh.

The young man looked at the two trousers in his hand with a confused expression, and after being stunned for a long time, he raised his head crunched: "That... Swordsman... I'm sorry, I..."

"You're a damn, you..."

It's not scientific, I'm a immeasurable immortal emperor who was actually ripped off his pants by mortals?!

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