Chapter 1 The Moldy God is Coming
2017, H City.
Early in the morning, a song with a clean style and out of tune floated out of the 304 dormitory of Building 21 of Qiushiyuan.
"Today is a good day, what a good day, Uncle is going to turn over today, he wants to turn over! Bad luck is far away, and the lucky stars are shining high! Defeat Gao Fushuai, better than Xu Baimian, win the hearts of beauties, beauties!" Although the singing is not like that, it is full of momentum!
Wang Xiaokan, who has the spirit of Ah Q, still cheered himself up like this first thing when he got up in the morning, completely ignoring the white eyes of the boss on the top bunk who was about to roll out of the sky, "I said, Xiao Kan, can we change the cheering word? It's almost a semester, you see the call and howl of the sky, and you don't see the one that brings you good luck." ”
"Brother Kan, just accept your fate, you have become the new god of decline in our school, maybe it's this bad song. The fourth child leaning on the edge of the bed said casually, "Look at you, your confession has been rejected thirty-two times, your mobile phone has dropped forty-seven times, and the meal card has not stayed with you for more than a week." With such bad luck, you still want to get the heart of a beauty, isn't it a dream?"
"You don't understand this," Wang Xiaokan pretended to smile mysteriously, "This method was taught to me by a master, and I heard that it is very clever." Wait, wait for this period of bad luck to pass, I am a good man, I believe that it will not be long, I will be lucky, every exam must pass, never fail. Love letters are received every day, and confessions are one success! So what is a promotion, a salary increase, becoming a general manager, becoming a CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and going to the peak of life and the like are not legends. Oh, it's a little exciting to think about. ”
"Hey, hey, I'm still at the peak of my life, I think it's about the same as the trough of my life!" The third child, who was originally watching the video honestly, couldn't help it, "I said Brother Kan, let's just do it as a daydream, don't take this as a dream." ”
He thought about it was not enough, and made up a knife: "You really have that idle time, why don't you think about how to let the old man in "Ma Zhe" give you a chance to take the exam again, so as not to deduct credits." Stepping on dog shit when you go out, stuffing your teeth when you drink cold water, and smashing your heels when you fart, this is your fate!"
A knife went straight into the chest, and Wang Xiaokan lost all the strength to kill him.
But Wang Xiaokan is Wang Xiaokan, he is Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, and he will be resurrected with full blood after a while, "Hehe, my brother has a big thing to do today, and I don't bother to pay attention to you little brat." ”
"What big deal can you have? Won't you confess again?" Xu was dissatisfied with being called a little brat, and the fourth child's tone was extremely disdainful.
He rolled his eyes and said with bad intentions: "It can't be your goddess, right?" Wang Xiaokan's goddess, a flower of the Chinese department, has long flowing hair and a refined temperament, and is the dream lover of many students.
At the mention of this beauty, Wang Xiaokan was obviously excited, and smirked: "Hehe, it's almost inseparable." ”
This look made several brothers extremely surprised, this, this, this hairy boy who fell in love is really the Wang Xiaokan who is like a river and has crooked reasoning?
"What's going on? Are you really lucky with shit? Wouldn't you? It is said that the flower is notoriously arrogant, and he would actually agree to have a relationship with you! How is this possible?" Not to mention that the fourth child didn't believe it, even the boss who had always been indifferent was shocked.
"What do you think? How can it be so easy?" Wang Xiaokan was a little embarrassed, but he still told the truth.
The brothers breathed a sigh of relief and let out a long "oh", not to mention how meaningful.
Wang Xiaokan blushed and argued: "It's not that there is no progress, I heard Xu Chengcheng next door say that the goddess wants tickets for Lu Han's concert, if I do this, maybe I will be with the goddess, hehe." As if seeing a bright future, Wang Xiaokan suddenly became energetic.
"Cut, you just daydream! That's the Chinese department of flowers, there are many people to offer courtesy, your turn? Take a step back and say, even if it's your turn, people are happy to talk about it." The sensible boss poured a bucket of cold water, "I said Kan'er, let's be realistic, okay?"
It's not that he doesn't want his brother to be good, it's really that Wang Xiaokan has a high vision, and he doesn't have that ability, otherwise he wouldn't have made so many jokes. Although he didn't make people hate with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, he was also embarrassed, wasn't he?
Wang Xiaokan didn't bother to listen to the rambling of these pig teammates who were not successful enough to do more than anything. He packed up his things, ignored the scorching sun outside, and ran 800 meters with the strength to "stab" and rushed out of the school gate.
Just ran out of the school not far away, maybe the speed was too fast, I didn't see a big truck coming from the side, "bang ......" was directly hit by the car and flew into the river next to it, causing a splash......
Half a month later, a pleasant broadcast cavity came out of the TV:
News from this station: "XX students of XX school accidentally fell into the river and disappeared half a month ago, and the search and rescue team has not found it so far, and the search and rescue work is still ongoing......"
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
Tianxuan Continent, Qingjiang Mountain Range.
Wang Xiaokan woke up again and found that he was half-soaked in water.
He rubbed his forehead, and before he could fully wake up, he felt that something was wrong, he was not dead, but his head was a little dizzy.
Wang Xiaokan was very strange: this, this, this, where is this? Didn't he get hit by a car and fall into the river?
As soon as I thought of this, I looked up and found myself standing on the bank of an unusually wide river. There are no high-rise buildings around, and there are no highway traffic lights. Also, the mountain was very high, and he had never seen any of the trees by the river.
Suddenly, there was a sound of water in the river, and Wang Xiaokan looked back and saw a white line on the river rushing towards the place where he was standing, and the waves were almost a foot high.
Speedboat?
Water monsters?
Damn...... Come on......
Wang Xiaokan's scalp suddenly went numb, and he couldn't wait to escape to the shore immediately. I got up in a hurry, accidentally stepped on the air, and fell into the mud.
Wang Xiaokan couldn't control his dignity for a while, so he crawled out of the river with a rolling belt, hugged a small tree and didn't let go.
Fortunately, the thing that didn't know if it was a fish or a water monster didn't follow, but unfortunately, it was only then that Wang Xiaokan saw his situation!
He was smashed to the mud, and then he realized that the clothes and pants he was wearing were gone, and he was naked. When the cold wind blew, the two stomachs were cold, shivering from the cold, and I experienced the legendary "gentleman frank". This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that how can he go to someone to ask for directions?
It's okay to be shirtless on a hot day, if you don't wear anything, you're going to be treated as a perverted neurosis.
He felt that the first thing to do was to find a set of clothes to wear!
But in this wilderness, he can't even find a ghost, where can he find a dress to wear? Besides, looking at the lush woods in front of him, why doesn't it look like H City?
Now is not the time to think about where this is, Wang Xiaokan, who was blown by the cold wind, could only learn from the ancients and find a few big leaves to make clothes and wear them on his body.
But the question is, he has no needles or threads around him, how can he make clothes from leaves?
Wang Xiaokan, who finally picked dozens of leaves, was depressed.
He looked at the clean leaves on his hands with disgust, compared one with his body, and pouted: "This is already the largest leaf that can be found, but it is too small to make clothes at all." What idiot said leaves can also be used to make clothes?"
While scolding, he had to think of a solution to the problem: "Well, it seems that I can't find a needle or thread here, but there should still be vines, go and look for it, maybe I can come out with a piece of clothing." ”
Wang Xiaokan didn't dare to run too far, so he walked around the river. Fortunately, God didn't give up on him, and although it took some time, he finally found all the things. He hurriedly tinkered for a while, and finally got a barely covered arabesque turf torn skirt, and surrounded his body, and hurried to find something to eat.
The people take food as their God, and he doesn't know how long he has been sleeping, anyway, his stomach has been rumbling for a long time, and he has been busy for most of the day today, and he can't bear it anymore.
It's a pity that he wandered around for a long time, and he didn't see anything to eat here. I didn't dare to go to the river again, and I wandered around again, seeing that the sun was going west, and I was afraid that it would be more difficult to walk when it was dark, so I could only grit my teeth and enter the woods where I couldn't see the end.
Wang Xiaokan looked at it while walking, but saw that the ancient trees here are towering to the sky, the green trees are deep, the vines are swirling, the birds are singing faintly, there are green leaves, swaying red flowers, the sunlight cast by the shadows of the trees, and the faintly visible clouds, and you can still hear the cheerful cry of the gurgling stream when you close your eyes, a beautiful scenery.
The more he walked in, the more he felt that the trees here were getting older, the vines were getting thicker, and after walking for a long time, he could even find some rare medicinal herbs.
The more Wang Xiaokan walked, the more he felt that something was wrong, such a forest, not to mention country Z, there are few in the world that have not been discovered and explored!
Although he had doubts, Wang Xiaokan was really hungry, and now he could even eat a cow, so how could he care about anything else? Unfortunately, the smell of medicinal herbs was too difficult to swallow, otherwise he would have to gnaw on the roots of the tree.
After walking for a long time, Wang Xiaokan found a fruit that looked very similar to the lychees sold in the supermarket. But isn't lychee a subtropical fruit? How can it grow here in H City? However, he has lived in H City for so many years, and he has never heard of such a big forest here!
Now, he was even more skeptical.
The stomach screamed louder and louder, Wang Xiaokan gritted his teeth, and still planned to go up the tree to pick the fruit and sacrifice it to his five internal organs temple.
He climbed the tree with great difficulty, but he did not expect this fruit to be so rare, and a tree with such lush foliage actually only produced five or six fruits, and all of them were picked. I didn't care about washing it, so I picked one up and took a bite. Once tasted, it is sweet and melts in your mouth. After Wang Xiaokan devoured it, he was less than half full after eating it all, so he had to find food again.
There is no end to the road!
Wang Xiaokan was about to go down, but he didn't want to look up, and he saw that there was actually a bird's nest between the branches above! He was excited, excited, his legs didn't hurt and his waist didn't hurt, he climbed up "rubbing", and it didn't take long to climb to the bird's nest. At a glance, he saw two huge bird eggs inside, with a white background and brown patterns, which were larger than the ostrich eggs he had seen on the Internet before, and it was estimated that one was enough for him to be full, and Wang Xiaokan's already bright eyes became more and more shiny.
At this time, Wang Xiaokan didn't see a big black bird with brown patterns flying towards this side in front of him, and when the bird saw Wang Xiaokan, he immediately "chirped ......" and "chirped ......" a few times. seems to be driving Wang Xiaokan away. Wang Xiaokan turned his head when he heard the voice, and saw that it was just a bird, but he didn't care. I want to keep reaching for the eggs.
Unexpectedly, the big bird probably saw that the warning was invalid, and directly "chirped ......", and a stream of flames erupted directly from his mouth, spraying towards Wang Xiaokan.
The fire looked like it was gaining momentum, but fortunately it didn't spray far and didn't burn Wang Xiaokan, but it was enough to scare him into slugging and slipping down from the tree. Then turn around and run.
I don't know how long I ran, I finally ran to a slope, and when I turned my head and didn't see the strange big bird, Wang Xiaokan gasped and stopped, collapsed to the ground, and complained: "Oh, I'm scared to death, what the hell is that weird bird?
After breathing for a long time, he finally regained his strength, Wang Xiaokan blinked his eyes, and saw an animal standing on the left that looked like a rabbit but was bigger than the rabbit on the street and looked at him quietly, cute, and the humanized eyes seemed to be mocking where this second goods came from.
Wang Xiaokan was happy, he just lost the bird's egg, God sent him such a fat rabbit, this thing dares to mock Lao Tzu, look at the oily and slippery, there must be a lot of meat. He hadn't forgotten his shriveled stomach, and the few wild fruits he had eaten before had already been digested when he ran away.
Wang Xiaokan, who was surprised and delighted, hurriedly got up from the ground, planning to catch the rabbit and eat it, but before Wang Xiaokan stretched out his hand, he saw the rabbit with round red eyes, puffed up his cheeks, and blew at Wang Xiaokan...... , Suddenly, an evil wind came out of the ground, and the "......uproar" blew the defenseless Wang Xiaokan around. The station was unsteady, and a rumbling rolled down the hillside to the bottom. Nibbled on a mouthful of mud and blades of grass......
"Yaya, huh..."Wang Xiaokan scolded and got up, and spit out the mud and leaves in his mouth.
The animals in this broken place have all mutated, or whatever, all of them can endure it. This was the case with the big birds before, and the same is true with the rabbits here.
"Did you run into the legendary crossing?" Wang Xiaokan suddenly thought.
"Oh my God, what the hell has this traveled to? How can even a little animal bully me?"
However, after thoroughly understanding this world, Wang Xiaokan began to rejoice, fortunately, he met the first-order Firebird and the Wind Rabbit, which still had the lowest attack power in the first-order. If he encounters other demon beasts, I'm afraid he won't see the sun tomorrow!