Chapter 2 Eccentric Ways
If you come here, you will be safe!
finally calmed down, and Wang Xiaokan had time to look at the surrounding environment.
Although it is the bottom of the valley, there are ancient trees towering to the sky, but the color is lighter and more sparse than that on the slope, but it is still very tall and you can't see the end at a glance.
Think about the ferocious animals you encountered before, so cute rabbits are so ferocious. Wang Xiaokan no longer had the idea of eating meat. But the rumbling stomach protested, and he had to drag his aching body to find the wild fruit belly.
"Hmm, what does it smell like?" After looking for a long time, he didn't even see half of the wild fruit, and when Wang Xiaokan was touching his stomach and gritting his teeth, he suddenly smelled a burst of fragrance, and he was easily aroused.
He followed the scent and saw an old man in a brown robe roasting a fire, and the scent came from the fire.
Wang Xiaokan blushed for his outfit, twisted and refused to step forward. But I saw the old man dig out a big mud bag from the fire, and when he knocked it open, he revealed a verdant lotus leaf, and the fragrance was even stronger.
Called Flower Chicken?
Taking a hard breath, Wang Xiaokan stared at the golden rooster that was torn open by the old man, his eyes were salivating, and he couldn't help but rush to the front, licking his face and laughing: "Hehe, this Taoist master, where is this? And you, this chicken ......" He tried his best to endure it, but he didn't know how to continue.
The old man didn't seem to be aware of Wang Xiaokan's expression, but he slowly took out the chicken called flower, and didn't eat it, as if he wanted to tease people.
Wang Xiaokan's whole mind was attracted by the chicken in Lao Dao's hand, and he didn't even care about the old man's frowning at him. Seeing that Lao Dao didn't speak, he swallowed his saliva and spoke again: "This, Dao Chief, I ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was snatched away by Lao Dao: "What? want to eat?" While speaking, he held the chicken and shook it in front of Wang Xiaokan's eyes, which made Wang Xiaokan's eyes move.
"Yes, of course. Thinking that this person was kind enough to give him the chicken, Wang Xiaokan was so happy that he jumped up and was about to catch the chicken, but he didn't expect the cooked chicken to fly!
Easily took the chicken back, and the old Tao said the second sentence: "Would you like to worship me as a teacher?"
Hearing this, Wang Xiaokan's eyes took a big step back vigilantly, and he almost didn't want the chicken.
This is the most common trick in those martial arts novels, and the protagonist will be forcibly accepted as an apprentice if he meets anyone. There is also the classic quotation of "Sao Nian, I see that your bones are strange and talented, which is suitable for my exercises, are you willing to worship me as a teacher?" Could it be that he is lucky and will become the protagonist?
By the way, when does this usually happen? God, look at this ghost place, he won't really cross over, right? Thinking of this possibility, Wang Xiaokan couldn't help but be surprised.
Lao Dao twitched the corners of his mouth, although he was injured unexpectedly this time because his longevity was about to end, and he finally escaped here. I am worried that I can't continue the sectarian inheritance. I just happened to run into such a teenager. It's like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse. Do your best and let God do your best.
But there's nothing to do yet, is it? Does this guy need to be so guarded?
But his time was short, and he didn't have a spare candidate around him, so he couldn't be picky, so he had to follow the temptation: "Little brother, aren't you hungry, don't you want to eat?"
The food that he had been thinking about for so long was eaten by others, and Wang Xiaokan, who was so hungry that his chest was close to his back, was so angry that his eyes were red, but he thought of the crossing, hesitated for a moment, and held back.
Seeing that people were not fooled, Lao Dao had no choice but to throw away the chicken leg in his hand, and turned to temptation: "Little brother, do you want to learn martial arts? As long as you have learned, you will be able to fly into the sky, go up the cliff and go down to the sea. ”
Wang Xiaokan glared at him vigilantly: "I shouldn't know you, right? Why do you want me to be your apprentice?" Seeing his unnatural face, he became even more vigilant, "Say, what kind of conspiracy do you have?"
Seeing that Wang Xiaokan was not on the road like this, the old Taoist lost his patience, he glared at Wang Xiaokan fiercely, and said angrily: "I don't believe that I can't cure you as a mortal!" Without waiting for Wang Xiaokan to react, he "brushed" a few times, threw a few shiny stones around Wang Xiaokan, and put out a complicated formation, which turned out to be a low-level phantom formation, but it was more than enough to subdue Wang Xiaokan as a mortal.
As soon as Wang Xiaokan's eyes were flowered, he felt that the place had changed, the surroundings were foggy, the old man in front of him was gone, his brain was dizzy, and he only heard a fluttering voice asking in his ear over and over again: "Don't you want to be outstanding in martial arts and unparalleled in the world? Don't you want to have countless money and many beauties? Don't you want to cultivate to become an immortal and live forever?"
A series of thoughts about whether he wanted to smash Wang Xiaokan into a daze, but these assumptions also made him feel proud, thinking that if he could really have such a bright future, what if he crossed over?
"Yes, old man, I promised you. Affected by the formation, Wang Xiaokan, who was dizzy, couldn't help but agree. As soon as he said this, he tilted his head and really fainted.
With this firm word "think", Wang Xiaokan seems to have dreamed that he has become a great master, and then he will be chivalrous and righteous, fighting the sword world, surrounded by beautiful women around him, and will be worshiped by thousands of people.
When Lao Dao saw it, he smiled: "Let you be like a ghost, and you will also have my way." ”
After that, mention Wang Xiaokan and leave...... On the way, he also stripped off the mimosa skirt around Wang Xiaokan's waist and threw it away.
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When he woke up again, he was in a dilapidated thatched hut with a very simple layout, a table of eight immortals, four chairs, and a bed under him, and then there was nothing.
When I touched my body, I found that I was wearing a strange robe when I didn't know why. The original leaf turf skirt is missing. "It's miserable, have you lost your body?" Fortunately, there was no misery to be poisoned or anything.
"You're finally awake. A familiar voice came from outside the door, and then, Wang Xiaokan only felt a flower in front of his eyes, and saw that the old Taoist floated down to the table of the Eight Immortals, sat down, and smiled at him.
"I'll go, old man, where is this. Are you still playing?" Wang Xiaokan was a little stunned, and then gritted his teeth fiercely. As long as he thought that he had inexplicably become a disciple of this stinky old man, his heart was unhappy, and he was not as polite as before.
Lao Dao was a little stunned, thinking that he could hear a respectful master. It seems that this kid is more principled than he thought. That's good, this temperament may really be able to carry forward the Great Daomen!
nodded secretly in his heart, but the old Taoist was silent, stroked his beautiful hair and said: "Since you are my disciple, you should abide by my rules." Ignore Wang Xiaokan's questioning.
"What rules?" Wang Xiaokan frowned and asked.
The old Taoist pretended to be majestic, and said solemnly: "Listen, my Dao Gate has strict rules, you are my disciple, and you must set an example and not violate each other." Do not deceive teachers and destroy ancestors. However, I have limited time, so I won't tell you in detail, you just need to remember one thing, after cultivating the basic exercises of my sect, you must not break through until Yuanying, otherwise, the exercises will never be able to break through. It will even go against the current of the muscles and veins, and go crazy. Remember, remember!"
"It's so miserable, I'm not going to be your disciple, okay?" Wang Xiaokan was startled. If you don't get the first baby, you can't break your body, isn't that a little "lucky" and blessed gone? What does it mean to live forever?
"No way!" Lao Dao replied resolutely.
"Got it," Wang Xiaokan said with a displeased face. Anyway, my arms can't reach my thighs now, so I'll figure out a way later. As the old saying goes, a good man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him, and there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain.
Then he reacted, taking advantage of the fact that it was now the honeymoon period, he would take more benefits first, and then asked, "Hey, being your disciple, are there any benefits?"
"Be my disciple, but I am the first disciple of the Great Dao Sect, once I pass away in the future, you will be able to take over the position of the head of the sect, is this benefit enough?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't give Wang Xiaokan a chance to ask questions, and quickly threw him a ring that looked quite old, and then slipped away at the speed of light, and there was a faint sentence that disappeared with the wind: "This is the token of the head of the family, and it is the head of my Dadaomen who recognizes it, and you can get all the inheritance of the Dadaomen stored inside, you have to make good use of it." Also, I want to live and practice in peace, so that I can carry forward my Great Dao Gate......"
"Hey, are there any benefits to being the head of the house?" Wang Xiaokan still wanted to ask a few more words, but who knew that there was no longer the old figure in front of him, so he hurriedly got up and wanted to go out with his shoes on, but he didn't expect that these ancient boots were difficult to wear. After a few times of helplessness, he simply threw away the broken shoes and rushed out, but it was still too late, only to see that the courtyard was deep, and there was no old man.
Standing at the door of the empty room for a long time, the slow cool breeze hit the smooth feet, and finally made Wang Xiaokan, who was shivering with cold, come back to his senses, and hurriedly went back to find the boots that he didn't know where he threw them.
I finally dug out my boots, but I still couldn't get used to them. This aroused Wang Xiaokan's temperament, and he said fiercely: "That old man has the ability, and he has become my master, so he can't teach him a lesson." Can you even bully me with your broken boots?" he gritted his teeth and began the boot fight.
When he finally put on his shoes tremblingly, he had to accept the fact of crossing!
Nonsense, who dares to produce this kind of broken boots to make trouble for people in modern times? Don't be complained to death by customer service!
Anyway, the old man said that this is a sect, maybe there are some other people to serve, right? I just don't know if there are any beautiful little sisters in it, even if you can't eat it, it's good to take a look.
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaokan was not calm, he didn't even bother to take care of the crossing, and he was bent on finding the disciples and beauties under his control. I'm afraid that the beauty that will come to him will fly, so he won't have anywhere to cry.